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[sanctumpyre]

“If no one let you know, ma’am. Chewsday is when you bite someone. That’s it. Just spontaneously bite someone.”

{🔥} - "............. Strangers even?" She makes a disgusted face at that. Why would you bite a stranger?? Lord, there are even people she knows that she would rather not have anywhere near her mouth. Gross.

[primordialruin]

"Yet, I covet it." @dick-meister

[heartscfvalor]

@dick-meister cont.

She would have been in a lot of trouble, if Heaven caught wind that the Queen of Hell had escaped her realm. But she had been feeling it for some time now; the bond that had been forged between herself and Adam was weakening, and one day, she would not feel it anymore.

Death. Such an odd concept when she had been new. And now she knew how permanent it was, and Lilith could not bear to let Adam die without knowing how sorry she was. For everything. But it still surprised her, seeing how much he had aged, how wise his eyes were. Even his smile had more lines around it than she remembered.

"Still so sweet," Lilith replied, smiling back. "I like the beard. It makes you look so distinguished." Even as it was streaked with grey, same as his hair. Spots on his skin that she had never seen before. Scars and callouses.

Humanity suited him.

After a moment of hesitation, Lilith took a few steps closer before she sat down on the shoreline, a few feet away from him, lest she make him feel crowded. "I...I've been finding every loophole I could, to come back," she said softly. "I wanted to see you again. To apologize, for...everything."

[fatuaanser]

... that collar was expensive...

[cxffeeshxp]

@dick-meister

Bizarre

{{ L }} Very.

[themosthatedbeingg]

All right you heard it Here folks !!

Im the new RPC King!!!

[firstwcman]

"...How the fuck old are we? Like, hear me out. You and Lucifer both started Hell and shit right? So that means like, everyone there after is younger than us, yea? Even the demons and Goetia and whatever?"

Ah, the casual conversations. How odd they are, and how strangely easy it is to fall back into their rhythm time-to-time.

"Essentially. You and I predate most everyone, including many skyborn. There's nary a number older than we, really." It was true, too. There were the handful of angels and pre-primordial evils that existed beyond the Earth's creation, but even then? The numbers are small. Humble courts of almighty elders. She & Adam.. well, they are older than Hell. They are older than demonkind.

"We're older than the seasons and the cycles. We predated the dinosaurs, you and I. I always say that our birthday is 1. We are ancient, and I don't believe our number is going to fit in the little online Earth registries."

[originemesis]

//me, Lambert, Bowie and Touchdown fighting all the multiverse Adams at some point and then ourselves because fighting makes the hoes wet. and we only call Touchdown's horns 'blow job handles'.

[cuteteacakes]

“I’m only accepting a threesome with the both of you to shove it in your face that I’m just as, if not better than fucking Sirena!” Apollo to Eros lolol

Eros hummed, running his finger along his bottom lip. "Don't think I don't know exactly how to pleasure you too, Sunspot~ I can make you cum until your balls dry out~"

[driftingjazzbard]

@dick-meister from this

"Your dad didn't improve His parenting over the years, so I had to take care of myself," was her slightly grumpy explanation, but her touch was gentle as she examined his face.

"You're supposed to return volleys with your arms, not your face. Does this mean I win? What were we playing for again?"

[sanctumpyre]

@dick-meister from here (x)

{🔥} - Yahbel wasn't smiling. That was perhaps something telling in itself, as Yahbel has long become a master of always wearing a smile. Such an expression upon a beautiful creature like she often disarmed people who were hesitate to speak with her, eased their spirits, but such was not present here. No, she knew better, & upon seeing that blank expression on Adam's face, it confirmed everything for her. He didn't want to talk to her, or even see her, but here she was forcing the issue. But what choice did she or he have?

He moves around like a person on autopilot, or perhaps, someone barely in reality at the moment, not even telling her to come in, or fuck off like she more likely expected, simply moving away from the door & leaving it open to do his own thing. That thing apparently being making tea, it made an old memory bubble up in the back of Yahbel's mind, but also settled wrongly in her gut, given he is still wear a cast.

Seeing this, the seraph decides to take the silent invitation, leaning her head down slightly upon passing through the doorway. She takes silent steps, well mostly silent besides the clacks of her heels, towards where Adam was starting to work, placing that box she had brought with her down on the corner where he would see it & opening it. Within was a few cups, one noticeable with a straw placed beside it, & a few bags, ones that could seen as tea bags with dried orange sliced in a separate bag.

"I came prepared, as you can see." This was outside her usual go-to of a pastry, but given how Yahbel had heard Adam's hands had not fully healed, she choose a different sort of treat that Adam could still partake in without use of his digits. "I know this is your home, & I'm imposing by asking, but I would like to speak with you & make you some tea, if you will allow me too. I have a kindness to repay & you should not be using your hands right now, no?"

[primordialruin]

Puts a reassuring hand on his shoulder and looks deep in his eyes.

"It's okay. You were very brave." @dick-meister

[heartscfvalor]

@dick-meister cont.

My dream come true.

That was all Calypso could think, when she had gone down to the beach that morning for seashells, only to find a man there instead. He'd been washed ashore, his clothes tattered and torn, his skin smudged with grime and scars and drying blood.

And he was beautiful.

Abandoning her hunt, Calypso had run back for bandages, returning to the man's side, using fresh water to clean his cuts, adding some paste to make sure they healed. She'd been in the middle to wrapping his arm when he'd finally opened his eyes.

"Yes," she promised. "My bed. Here..."

Carefully, she pulled on him to help him sit up.

"I'm Calypso. Welcome to my island."

[fatuaanser]

“What a babe, goddamn. I can stare at you for hours. Get over here and make me feel like a lucky Angel.”

An INCUBUS. HES AN INCUBUS I TELL YOU!!!

[second-wife-playbook]

@dick-meister

"Wait...so he's constantly lusting after women????"

Takes into account how long he's been alive.

"...I....oh dear..."

"Is there even a doctor that could help if your erection lasts longer than five thousand years????"

[vixlenxe]

@dick-meister said: "Sup!'

"Oh shit! New guy!" And he's hot! "Hey, how's it hanging man?"