#dickie jr

[askthefivefallen]

Junior, my king, how tall are you?

J: "Okay, listen, the vast majority of Exorcists are roughly the same height, so while I know Sinners come in a lot more sizes and so do humans, I'm fairly average! I just wanna... make that clear!"

J: "... I'm 5'2". I'm actually the shortest out of the five of us- Righty and Lefty only have me beat by an inch!- but they don't tease me about it. It was never much of a problem- in Heaven, our compound was designed for us- but it's been a been awkward around the hotel. This place is more designed for someone of Charlie's height but... eh. That's what wings are for, I guess!"

[askthefivefallen]

J: “Oh?” *he takes the flyer, brow furrowing* “Dom, this- you see it’s being put on by a seraphim, right? And the Golden Shores- that’s in Heaven. You know that, right? How did this even-“ *he spots a stylized V on the back of the flyer* “Oh… that’s how… man, Vox’s surveillance is bordering on creepy nowadays.”

J: *he looks at Domino* “I mean, yeah, it would be fun to do this, but… I can’t really go back to Heaven, Dom. And uh… I’m not sure if you can get in… so…”

Greetings Souls of Heaven, this is your beloved Seraph Adina here to formally announce the upcoming Beach Day on Golden Shores~!

I have graciously organized this event for you all to the best of my great abilities, and I do hope you enjoy the festivities~!

[sreppub]

WIP game

Rules: You will be given a word. Share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that start with each letter of that word.

Hmmmmm well I'm not a writer, so I played it a little loose with these....

JUICE (thanks @zorilleerrant !)

J - jump

U - unwind

I - illuminate

C - costumes

E - everyone. the batkids from this fic that i read recently

[thena0315]

Stabler Family

[askthefivefallen]

R: "NO! I MUST PURGE THE INFECTION!" *summons halberd* "I CAN'T LET ANYTHING HARM MY BABIES."

J: *watches Righty go charging off* "You know it was doing that because Angel was the last one to touch it, right? After he'd, um... had his wake up blow?" *shrug* "Good news is, Angel's now freaked out about Righty finding out he accidentally poisoned her rats so... this might be a weird net positive?"

J: "... but also, Mom, you can be really intimidating sometimes. I'm sure Ava wasn't trying to be disrespectful. I'm not the only one who really looked up to you. Maybe he... just doesn't know how to express that right?"

“Come on, concha. There’s enough of me to go around.”

God, I love getting Lutualverse commissions (hint hint)!!! This one is for @wittepain, who came up with the crack ship of Ava x Vaggie in a fever dream. She calls it…VaggedMilk!

I got no other words than…just yes!

[leathercouchcushion]

when the actor is hot but the show is bad so you try a different show and find out that the next show is WORSE and you realize this poor sexy actor is just acting in the WRONG shows

[callmebrycelee]

MAN CRUSH MONDAY

LOU FERRIGNO JR.

Louis (Lou) Jude Ferrigno Jr. was born November 10, 1984 in Los Angeles, California. The 39-year-old actor is best known for portraying SWAT team leader and decorated officer Donovan Rocker in the CBS procedure action drama television series S.W.A.T. His other TV credits include Louis in How I Met Your Mother, Deputy Haigh in Teen Wolf, Dave Lancellotti in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Officer Kramer in The Young and the Restless, Jett Masterson in Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn, firefighter Tommy Kinard in 9-1-1, Weston Wade in Old Flames Never Die, Ryan in Outer Banks, Trent in Resisting Roots, and Jackson Jacobs in Blackout. Lou is 6 feet and 2 inches tall.

[codecan]

Dickie Chan Jr reveal

[cleromancy]

cassie cains drag king persona (batman again)

tim drake's drag king personas (mr sarcastic and alvin draper) vs bruces (batman, bruce wayne socialite, matches malone), something something thats too much gender. u have to put some back from your cart. u have gender at home

[002yb]

Hello, may I get jaydick accidental child acquisition? (a/b/o or not)

Note: there's Dickjay way, way far down below the cut. My love of Dick and Roy being friends and Dick having a place in Lian's life got away from me. No capes, modern AU!

Dick happening upon a baby on the doorstep of the flat he shares with Roy and all he can do is stare, unable to process because he's just gotten off of a double shift plus some and he cannot with this situation.

He openly grimaces as he checks that he's on the right floor, that he's at the right unit and heaves the weariest of sighs because yep, it's them alright.

The pressing question is: is the baby Roy's or Dick's?

But then the baby cries and there's no time for Dick to think about it. He startles into motion, crouching down to mind the baby. Picking them up and being generally confused and intimidated because yeah, it's a baby.

The dark hair isn't promising if Dick is honest with himself. The green eyes give him some hope though. Those are definitely Roy's eyes. Right?

As Dick holds this baby at arm's length and stares them down, they look back at Dick in wonder and then they're giggling and, oh.

Dick smiles despite himself; smitten, easy as that.

'Hey, baby.' He says to them, bringing them close to hold them properly while crouching down to search the carrier and bag that were left behind.

Like out of every cliche, there's a note. While Dick reads it, he holds the baby - Lian - leaning away when she swats at him before tucking her head beneath his chin and forcing himself to breathe as he finishes reading the note, crumbled in his hand as he wraps himself around Lian and holds her dear and tells her she's gonna be alright and ahhhhhhh. ;3;

This isn't the dickjay portion, but it is the Roy portion:

Where there's a jump to Roy coming back home from his mechanic job. He's grungy, but chipper enough up until he opens the door and finds Dick sitting with a baby propped up on his legs and looking stressed as all get out.

Because Roy is quick, he puts together what's happened in an instant. And because he's a good friend, Roy laughs. Both Dick and he knew this day was coming. Who's the lucky lady? The dad look looks good on Dick! Just endless teasing as Roy goes over to see Dickie Jr.

Roy staring for a long moment, head tilting as he takes this baby in because - uh oh.

To confirm Roy's suspicions, Dick holds the note out to him. Which Roy snatches up and frantically reads because oh no oh no oh no.

While Roy goes through a crisis, Dick is all sorts of woeful because Dick is not the father but this baby is beautiful she's so sweet wtffffffff ;A;

Anyway, Roy is panicked. He's not ready to be a dad! He's not qualified, he's not--

Dick passing baby Lian to Roy, only for Roy to abruptly pass her back because 'don't do that, Grayson! I'll drop her!' Roy can't be trusted. He's just barely gotten on his own feet; he can't do this!

Lian thinks the game of pass the baby is funny. Dick and Roy don't quiet share the sentiment at that moment.

But yes, Roy is convinced that he can't do this. He just can't.

Only he does.

Of course he does.

Dick has full faith in him, too, even if Roy doubts and sells himself short.

Which leads to Dick being Dick, claiming that he has to go back to work to cover another shift. To which Roy adamantly argues against because Dick can't leave him with a baby; Dick's exhausted anyway. Stay!

But Dick 'goes to work' (he's sat just outside the door, or hidden in the stairwell) in a manipulative tactic for the greater good; it's tough love to show Roy that he's dad-material.

So Dick leaves. Roy struggles. (So does Dick because Lian screams and cries and Roy might, too. And he wants to help, but Roy needs this so Dick stays put).

Then eventually there's a father daughter heart to heart moment of connection and it's beautiful. Maybe Lian smiles that same smile that stole Dick's heart and Roy is just so taken despite being so incredibly overwhelmed and ahhhhhhh. Just cute little baby hand slaps to Roy's face as he has a breakdown; Lian comforting her dad and Roy is just so taken by her sweetness. Taking her little baby hand in his and kissing it, pressing it to his forehead while promising to take care of her fawoi;ejfaowijef;oajwef. Cute Roy and Lian sweetness. ;3;

And now the dickjay portion and spoilers they're cute:

Basically Dick's life is still hectic as ever, just in a different way. He trades in double shifts for more reasonable work hours and uses the free time to babysit Lian while Roy is caught up at his own job at the garage.

And Dick doesn't mind. He wants to help Roy however he can. Possibly more than that, Dick adores Lian with his whole heart. Of course he wants to spend time with her when he can.

Which leads to this: Dick running errands for their makeshift household, baby in one arm and shopping basket in the other

And what the hell Dick doesn't know what the fuck to buy for a baby. Why didn't Roy and him take pictures of what was stocked in the bag that Lian arrived with fuuuuuuuck

To make matters more stressful, Lian is not feeling it that day. Because maybe she's teething. Or the abrupt shift in her life has left her fussy. But point is she's stressed and it starts to stress Dick out, which stresses Lian out worse and it's a vicious cycle

Just Dick putting down his basket to try and comfort this screaming, crying baby and feeling helpless and frazzled because obviously something is wrong but she can't tell him; she doesn't understand how he tries to soothe her either and Dick is ;A;

Enter: Jason. An angel dressed in grunge clothing and who, despite his gruff tone, is polite when he asks if he can help. And just. Yes please. Help. Him.

Which eventually leads to Lian passing hands (after a comical exchange of keep-away because Dick is equal parts desperate and protective and paranoid) and it's like Jason is a baby whisperer because only a few moments later - she's calm. Soothed in an instant when she's brought to Jason's chest and Dick is just. Hold him, too? Dick is so damn distraught.

But Dick keeps his composure and smiles instead, relieved because Lian is finally not miserable. Big sighs and a weak laugh because he's bad at this parenting thing.

To which Jason calls it like he sees it: Dick was doing good. Not all parents are as patient. Not all of them care like that, either. So. Dick is fine.

Which flusters Dick just a little bit, because ugh. Maybe he needed to hear that a little bit. OTL

Dick asking after if Jason has kids, too. Or maybe younger siblings? Because Jason looks young.

Which is when Jason introduces himself as an au pair. Caretaker of babies of the infant and parent variety.

Dick smiling at the light teasing. Being especially fond because when Dick shifts Lian's arm to be in a more comfortable position, she holds onto Dick's finger which brings Jason and him real close and when they make eye contact there's something electric there and - whoah.

Dick finally getting a good look at Jason and being very 👀, which is only made worse when Jason comes to their rescue again by helping Dick shop for baby necessities.

Jason holding Lian the entire time, rocking her gently and Dick keeps getting distracted and no, nope. This isn't a thing for him. Not at all.

Only it very much is.

It doesn't help that the cashier compliments them on being such a beautiful family. Dick's thoughts were already straying; he didn't need the fantasy spoken into the world. Just Dick having all the internal screams because he's so far gone ffs.

Let this be a universe in which Dick is charming and likes to flirt, but that doesn't necessarily mean he has game. Just confidence being everything and Dick has plenty of it, but like. There are those few people he wants to impress and he's not scared to ask them out, but he wants it to last and doesn't want to come on too strong and basically he overthinks everything and gets lost in his own head and intimidates himself and ack.

Dick asking Jason out on a date and Jason startling at the come on, eyes wide and cheeks flushing

To which Dick panics because oh shit, too much too fast

Just because Dick has their future planned doesn't mean Jason is interested oh fuck

But Dick is smooth in his recovery, smiling the most devastatingly charming of smiles and gesturing to Lian when he says, 'Like a play date.' Because that's something babies do, right?

Jason breathing a sigh of both relief and disappointment because Dick is 👀 and Jason is not immune to attractive man doing his best to be a dad (/uncle/friend/person the situation is complicated and messy, but Jason is used to that)

ANyway, Jason agreeing and they exchange numbers and Dick floats all the way home

Like this man is straight up bouncy he's so giddy. When Roy gets back, it's to the sound of Lian giggling because Dick is so smitten in love and it's everyone's problem. //u///

Thus proceeds Dick borrowing Lian at every opportunity to hang out with the au pair and have little play dates with the babies. And Roy becomes so l: because 'dude, you're infringing on my time with my daughter.' But Roy doesn't get it, Dick has found the one. Lian is his wing-baby.

[askthefivefallen]

*casually gets this t-shirt just to embarass Junior*

- @excorcist-lute

J: *gets teary eyed*

A: “Neat shirt, Momma.”

J: “Yeah.” *sniffle* “Neat shirt.”

A: “Also, just as an aside, are you proud of the rest of us or just him?”

R: “Ass, what the fuck…”

A: “It’s a valid question!”

[would-they-listen-to-that]

Hiiii! For the event, can I get a Crow T Robot x Reader playlist?

‧₊˚🖇️✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ hi caller!

Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew - Lemon Demon

Just the Two of Us - Grover Washington Jr.

Batman, Wolfman, Frankenstein, or Dracula - The Diamonds

Horror Movies - Dickie Goodman

Green Light - Lorde

Animal - Def Leppard

Just What I Needed - The Cars

Love My Way - The Psychedelic Furs

Femme Fatale - Velvet Underground ft. Nico

Layla - Derek & the Dominos

thanks for dialing in!

[deitybird]

as warned, lets flood your inbox with appreciation for things in your writing!

First off with darling boy!

Tim and strawberry association in general is fucking adorable. The various nicknames the bats have for Tim. The scene where the assassin was terrified of Tim offering him an apple - and it being completely justified was PEAK. As I already said to you but that scene where Damian defends Tim and tucks him in a closet and keeps his back to it to save Tim while Tim is in hysterics begging Damian to let him out. Dick going full feral and protecting Tim in the League. The Joker Jr revelations that my tag blind ass did not see coming AT ALL

also i like that you liked my fanmade cover :3

next ask is about long way to go!

the apple scene is also one of my favorites. it's just delightfully silly for jason to believe tim's innocence only for tim to have actually "poisoned" the apple 😭😭 and hehe. it's funny, the joker jr stuff (and even the biokid revelation) i had in completely separate documents and i was convinced by my bestie to have it in :3 feral dickie >>> i actually also have an alt version in my head where dick and tim STAY with the league and dick gets fully brainwashed to be tim's only protector and takes on the name osprey

AND YES I LOVEEEE YOUR COVER. i keep it in my baby tim folder on my phone hehe :3

[pixiedane]

Chapters: 2/18 Fandom: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime, FBI Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Olivia Benson, Elliot Stabler, Maureen Stabler, Kathleen Stabler, Richard "Dickie" Stabler, Elizabeth Stabler, Elliot "Eli" Stabler Jr., Noah Porter Benson, Amanda Rollins, Dominick "Sonny" Carisi Jr., Jet Slootmaekers, Jamie Whelan, Carl | Maureen Stabler's Husband, Bernadette Stabler, Ayanna Bell, Odafin "Fin" Tutuola, Stuart Scola, Tiffany Wallace, Additional Characters in Minor Roles Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Living Together, Domestic Fluff, Family Feels, Family Drama, Past Domestic Violence, Past Torture, Past Sexual Assault, Psychological Trauma, Childhood Trauma, Canon-Typical Violence, Crack Treated Seriously, Declarations Of Love, Additional Warnings In Author's Note

Summary:

Agent Scola stood at the bottom of a sweeping staircase in the foyer of a mansion in Long Island, seized as part of a drug bust five months ago. In front of him stood an SVU captain, three detectives, an ADA, a pregnant adjunct professor, an octogenarian, the four adult Stabler children and Maureen's husband, an angry college kid, a tween doing his best SVU captain impression, four children under ten, a large dog, three cats, a ferret, and a mountain of luggage.

Or, the crew move in.

Inside Out

[thena0315]

Stabler Family Dinner [4x04]

[jacnaylor]

ok i have more svu thoughts (not as interesting as these thoughts on gender swap au)

basically, i know the format and i know we don't have time for these conversations. organized crime is essentially designed for an audience to be able to watch, for the most part, without much of the context from 1.0. most of the context for elliot's character is provided for you.

but this is my problem. you don't really get any of the background of bernie and the stabler kids other than eli. eli works as a character in oc because he was a baby in 1.0 and therefore can bring a new storyline easier than the others. if they were going to do a story with the other kids they would have to really delve into stuff that happened 20 years ago. BUT I WANT THEM TO!

the other stabler kids - maureen, kathleen and dickie especially (poor forgotten elizabeth :() had complicated childhoods. they had a father who, whilst he loved them, was mostly absent working a dangerous job. and you can see they really loved each other and the way he interacted with them when they were really little, but you lose that by the later seasons. kathy and stabler break up at one point. you have el having an emotional affair, the kids noticing enough of this for dickie to question him, think he may have cheated on their mother. kathleen especially has mental health problems. so there was a lot of chaos within the family. eli doesn't have that because they moved to italy soon after he was born. he got the good childhood. the others were late teenagers by that point.

so i wish they would delve into that more. the show seems to forget stabler has TWO sons. in all this work about reflecting on fatherhood, he doesn't reflect on his relationship with his adult son (and daughters). which is frankly such a missed opportunity to me. especially given that he doesn't seem that close with the older kids at this point in time.

also, they all now have a fairly close relationship to bernie. now this obviously doesn't take into account that for most of their childhood's the family was estranged from her. again, this is context only long time viewers would have, as in the last decade elliot's relationship with bernie has completely changed. so the older kids didn't have grandparents for most of their formative years (aside from kathy's side). are we ever going to talk about any of this. elliot's estrangement informs his grown up children's almost estrangement.

AND if you compare all of this to stabler having SIBLINGS!!! THE CHILDHOOD OF THE FIRST GENERATION OF STABLER SIBLINGS INFORMS THE SECOND!! especially if you compare joe jr to eli, the later child who is much younger and doesn't always have the same context for things within the family dynamic. like please why won't this show talk about this!!! the older children shielding eli from what was going on when they were younger, much like randall shielding elliot and joe

also i've said it before but i'd love for elizabeth to have a storyline. like eli she didn't really get one in 2.0 so they could easily do something with that.