#dib-thing-wannabe

[just-bendy]

Thoughts on men?

Not as much as I like dames, but either way I think they're pretty swell.

["Do you like men?"] ["What's your sexuality?"]

[cringiestcroissant]

Have Bob carry me-

@dib-thing-wannabe

have fun up there

[shinkumancer]

Just like how the Nicktoons Unite crew have a silly little guy that doesn't really fit (SpongeBob), I feel like it's only fair for your cn/fusionfall crew to have one as well. In conclusion: Gumball.

That was my first thought too! But I already gave them a 4th member just today 😭

[loki104-uwu]

Here you go @nintendoneko64 they requested I make @dib-thing-wannabe so I hope you guys enjoy it^^

[gaillol-13]

You are one of few that have multiple of the same cringe interests I have. You are the saving grace in my eyes

Thanks.

[the-great-donatello]

Hello, Donatello! I'm always confused by this, so I would like it if you cleared it up for me!

Do you think Shelldon as your son? Or just a robot?

Like BED, Shelldon is my son. Both recognize me as their father. 

[waytoobsessed]

// help.... I'm simping again...

Agaain?

[mystic-mikey]

FIRST THING I HEAR IS HOT DEMON BITCHES NEAR YOU-

GET IT MIKEY, GET IT!

Corpse is one of the few dude rappers I have any amount of respect for. Him, Lil Nas X, Snoop, and a few other oldies.

[odtherat]

@dib-thing-wannabe is an artist, guys. But can't post the pics, as we know, so I'm doing it for em :3

The Fine Line Has Been Burned

"Okay, I got the drone set up!" Melvin quickly ran outside and went to George's side.

"Mhmm.. Good, good... now, I'm heading home. See you later.. or tomorrow, depending on when I wake up."

Melvin nodded his head in understanding before gently grabbing George's face and giving him a soft kiss on the lips, needing to stand on his tip toes as to reach George. George let out a soft hum as he softly kissed him back. If it weren't for the fact that he was extremely tired, George would have made this one kiss into ten.

"Remember to be safe, okay?"

"Mhm, I will..."

With that being said, George stepped off of Melvin's front porch and began making his way back home, the humming of the drone following behind him.

*Yawn* *Yawn* *Yaaawn*

Goddamn it.. it's only 1 pm! Why am I this tired?? Did I really sleep that badly last night?..

George's felt his eyes grow heavier and heavier, which in turn, despite it being very difficult for him at the moment, made him start speeding up.

Quickly, George made it back into his house without somehow tripping or passing out on the way. Upon seeing that George had successfully gone home, the drone turned around and started heading back towards Melvin's house, being done with it's duties.

George struggled to pull himself up the stairs, even with his super strength, battling with himself to keep his eyes opened for just a little while longer.

Fucking hell... it's never been this bad before.... why.. why is this...

George sluggishly dragged himself into his room, just barely keeping his eyes open. He did attempt to change into some clothes that were better for sleeping in, but ended up passing out on his bed only wearing white sweat pants.

Slowly, George opened his eyes as he looked up into a mostly clear sky, with the occasional clouds scattered across it. After a few moments of just admiring the blue sky, George lazily sat himself up and looked around to find himself in a field of flowers. The flowers consist of hyacinths, lavender, and begonias.

As George began becoming less dazed and more focused on his surroundings, he noticed the sound of water nearby. The sound was... Calming. Very, very calming. The sound was almost... Hypnotizing.

George stood up from where he once laid and began walking towards the sound of the water, his bare feet rubbing against the green grass beneath him. He followed the sound until finally reaching the source of it, a small lake. One small enough to see the other side of it, at the least. He walked closer to the edge of a dock as he looked down at the water before noticing movement.

It was a person. A person around his size, swimming peacefully in the water. Not wanting to potentially make the other person uncomfortable by staring, George sat down on the dock, dipping in only his feet into the water as he stared at the scenery around him. After a few minutes, the person popped their head out from under the water, staring up at George. George stared back, quickly getting engrossed by their bright orange eyes. If he was paying more attention to anything else about this person, he'd noticed that besides his eyes, the kid looked exactly like him..

The look alike pulled himself out of the water and onto the dock, now sitting beside George.

For what felt like 10 minutes to George, they stayed in silence, yet showed no signs of irritation, no signs of annoyance, or even confusion. The lack of tension in the air made George feel as if they have known each other since the dawn of time, needing no words to be exchanged between them.

George stared down at the water below him. Despite everything else looking to be natural and normal, the water had this black tint to it that it shouldn't have. Though still, it just.. felt so comforting. George reached down and gently grazed the waters surface with his fingertips. The waters just the right temperature for George, being nice and warm without it being boiling hot.

George looked back at the one with the orange eyes, as if asking if it was okay for him to leave the other alone again and go take a swim. They looked at George and gave him a simple nod of the head. Without a second thought afterwards, George hopped into the lake feet first, quickly getting fully submerged in the water..

The feeling... the feeling of it surrounding him... it was... safe. It was protective. It was.. calming. Not only that, but George quickly realized that he was actually able to breathe under this water, and it even has a slight taste of a strange yet pleasant mixture of orange and banana. George continued to swim below the water, feeling the most calm as he has ever been in quite some time.

Meanwhile, the bright orange eyes got up from the dock and began walking towards the field that George came from, as if he's curious about it as well..

The alarm clock on George's bedside started blaring at the clock hit 7:30 am. Quickly, the boy's fist meets the alarm, instantly breaking it and stopping the blaring. The boy lazily sat up on the bed, rubbing his eye with one hand as the other hand stabilized him. He began to open his eyes, his once amber color now instead having a bright, glowing orange in it's place.

He began looking around his surroundings, when he quickly became confused. He looked down at himself, before looking back around the room.

"... Where the fuck am I?.."

[nintendoneko64]

Ok! This is for @dib-thing-wannabe and their followers!

Someone draw SMG4 and SMG3 in sexy kitty outfits! Feminine ones, to be specific!

[taxlthomas]

@dib-thing-wannabe im sorry but this whole exchange was so funny to me

[shinkumancer]

I just feel really bad for it for whatever reason so I'm just saying it now, sorry about me just tagging all my mutuals in your art, especially the jimmy ones, I just really like the way you draw them-

Ah, no worries! I been away from tumblr for a while since I’ve only been mostly active on Instagram.

I absolutely appreciate the love, I’m so glad you love my Jimmy and Evil Jimmy! 🥰

[beatendeadcourier]

@dib-thing-wannabe

I took the liberties to draw out their Bob Velseb headcanons I really enjoyed imagining them

I'm soooo down bad for this man fr <3

[gaillol-13]

Hey, I am so sorry about asking this and I understand if you don't want to but can you put something in my askbox about my Chemical Overdose au? I really want to talk about it yet idk how to without the asks-

I dont mind putting a thing or two in le askbox. Thx for asking :)

[toshidou]

oddly specific british hcs . . .

characters // the 141 (simon "ghost" riley, john "soap" mactavish, kyle "gaz" garrick, john price)

an // don't ask me what this is, because i really don't have an answer for you. my brain just spat this out at me mid walk and for some reason i decided to post it here. i am so sorry.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

He's scared shitless of Year 7s, despite knowing full well that he was one of those little bastards when he was a kid. Not much puts the fear of god into him, yet something about a group of little shitheads who think they own the world has him crossing to the other side of the street at the sight of them.

Got suspended from school one time for stealing one of the dildo's from the RE classroom and supergluing to the seat of the kid who tried to bully him.

Got good grades at school. Not because he put in the effort, but because he stole all the exam answers from his teachers desk and spent the night before the exam memorising it all. "Work smarter not harder" was his motto.

Once got lost in a Primark. He was only looking for some cheap sleep wear, and ending up somewhere stuck between rows of Disney clothes and screaming children on leashes.

Has an unhealthy obsession with Monster energy drinks, he once drank so many in a row he went temporarily blind in his left eye. Still drinks them to this day.

John "Soap" Mactavish

He once had a full on mental breakdown in ALDI because the cashier was scanning things too quickly and he couldn't keep up.

Has started several fights in pubs because someone insulted Iron-Bru, both Simon and Price have had to drag him out of nearly all of them kicking and screaming garbled Scottish insults.

Used to dip his sherbet dib dab in dirt as a kid.

Once got in trouble in maths class for spelling "80085" on his calculator and laughing so hard he pissed himself.

The only time he laughed that hard again was when the Queen kicked the bucket. Price looked nothing short of disturbed.

If one more person comes up to him and yells "DISGUSTANG" in an exaggerated and shit Scottish accent, he's going to commit serial arson.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Went to private school, and gets bullied for it by the entire 141 as soon as they find out. They rib him even harder after they find out he was head boy.

Got invited to a night out in London by one of his rich acquaintances from school, which ended up being The Box. That night single-handedly gave him more PTSD than any mission he's ever been on.

Has personal beef with Percy Pig after he almost choked to death on one, and to this day he will never live it down that Ghost had to give him the Heimlich.

Has an unhealthy addiction to the Spice Girls. Sometimes he forgets he lives on a military base and still sings "Wannabe" at full volume in the showers. He's had to swear Soap to secrecy on numerous occasions.

His favourite Spice Girl is Scary Spice.

Captain John Price

His biggest guilty pleasure is listening to Take That. He'd first heard them first thanks to his mother being worryingly obsessed, and started mockingly singing along to their songs on brief phone calls from his barracks after he'd first joined. Little did he know that soon he too would unironically love their music. And yes, he cried when Robbie left the band. It's a secret he's taking to the grave.

Hates Waitrose with a burning passion, he once threw a fit over the price of a packet of peanuts and scared the middle-aged woman and her baby two aisles down.

Saw Gaz choking on a Percy Pig, and then proceeded to buy him every available Percy Pig related merchandise for Christmas.

Loves vinegar on his chips from the chippy, and when he found out the smell makes Soap gag, suddenly he loves his chips drowning in it.

[waytoobsessed]

I cant draw angelos legs—

Brownies go brrrr