#diaryofkyrie

[diaryofkyrie]

Nero wants to trick the kids this year.

Don't give him ideas.

[nerosdailydiary]

so, we have a problem, to explain this clearly, kyrie and me are now stuck in a cursed (possibly possessed) icecream truck with kirby, the truck has now turned into a red shade,,, le T me fuck ing see if i can get us out with my devil trigger-

[keepingupwiththespardas]

So.  Approximately 2 days later and in that time Kyrie, Eva, Mundus(he’s not even a sparda? Should i be covering him?) Shadow, Lucia and Patty have joined.  T-that’s 6 people in two days.  Might as well count Griffon now since Shadow has joined. 15 people in total.  help me.

Now I’m gonna try not to make a habit of double posting none timeline stuff, but welcomes are due.

So as always, Links:

Nero - Vergil - Dante - Nico - V - Griffon - Lady - Trish - Spada - Kyrie - Eva - Mundus - Shadow - Lucia - Patty

[diaryofkyrie]

Oh these are so adorable! They are all so soft and fluffy but if we get anymore pets I highly doubt I can handle any more!

….… . omnirabbit 🐰

Cool Rabbit Shop Check Source Link !

[diaryofkyrie]

Um…

@nerosdailydiary, @diaryofcredo

I need to tell you guys something... very important.

[nerosdailydiary]

*Gives you a calm bunny with a bowtie* Can you give this to Kyrie please..? She deserves it for being so nice! We all appreciate her. Maybe just because of the food...

Oh man, this is such a damn fluffy bunny, hEy! Don’t worry Anon!! I’ll make sure to give it to her! I’m sure she’d enjoy it a damn lot!! Actually, to make sure I don’t lose it- hEY @diaryofkyrie ONE OF THE ANON’S SHIPPED A BUNNY FOR YA!

[diaryofkyrie]

Um...

@nerosdailydiary...

I think I’m pregnant. 

@diaryofcredo I think you are going to be an uncle.

[diaryofkyrie]

Come back here you goose! I need my necklace back before Nero finds out!

Honk

[diaryofkyrie]

Hello Nero

Don't you look dazzling in your suit.

Credo really has outdone himself with picking out your suit~

/she begins fidgeting with his buttons/

@nerosdailydiary

[diaryofkyrie]

At long last… the wedding has arrived!

Reception is nearly at its end and the offical wedding is about to start! I know I should calm down a bit but the excitement is making me feel really giddy!

I wonder how @nerosdailydiary is doing over at the other room…

[phantom-of-an-outlaw]

Oops. My hand slipped. @diaryofkyrie @nerosdailydiary

[diaryofkyrie]

I couldn't remember much either but as I went down to the hotel restaurant for breakfast, many staff and even guests gave me a horrified look. I thought it was because of how I looked so I have it a quick check but everything was fine so I continued and headed on.

As I was having a beautiful breakfast (cornflakes in orange juice), a man wearing a full suit and was surrounded by bodyguards came to my table, an envelope in his hand. He said to me, "Ma'am, last night in the casino you managed to hit multiple jackpots throughout various different machines. We speculated that you may have cheated but after further analyzing we... we have concluded that you are indeed a woman of incredible skill." By now he is sweating a lot and grew more uncomfortable by the second. "So in response to casino regulations, we are required to hand over your total amount of winnings and after checking the amount... I thought that maybe as the casino owner, I should present it to you."

He quickly finished his sentence, handed over the envelope and hurried off.

After he left, I turned my attention towards the envelope and opened it to reveal… a check.

I gasped in shock.

50 million.

I won 50 million dollars last night and I don't remember how that happened.

Vegas really is wild.

At least now we have money to continue supporting DMC and the orphanage.

Dear Diary,

So Vegas has been fun … At least as much as I can remember.

Guess I should start at the beginning. So @thereddestofqueens and I started drinking on the trip there. @rebootdantesdirtydiary joined us in drinking.

I know @diary-of-lady booked the hotel.

@diaryofkyrie tried to keep us in order … Key word is tried. She gave up and started drinking with us.

I do remember @diary-of-nevan talked about thirst trap dresses. After mixing rum and wine, thirst trap dresses sounded like a good idea. When I say we were all wearing one, I mean even Alternate Dante was wearing one too.

The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. I think there was a bar fight. I vaguely remember getting in a car with @thenicogoldstein. Why do I feel like my dream about a cop car chase wasn’t a dream?

All well, all I know is I woke up with poker chips and phone numbers in my bra, the smallest chip being worth $25,000.

[diaryofkyrie]

Dear Diary

I was brushing my hair today and as I was cleaning up I found a single strand of white hair in the pile. 

I guess it’s my turn to be old. 

[diary-of-nevan]

Dear crew,

I'm coming back home with gifts for everyone (especially Vergil).

My mission in Rome was weird but also stressful as f***... When I manage to get my feet there I'll give you all the gifts.

Now I'm just limiting myself to tell you all what I bought!

@journalofsparda, I got you a coat signed Prada.

@journalofvergilsparda for you there is a sword polisher, I hope it will come handy... Joke I got you a book that talk about European demons and culture!!

@young-vergil-journal you already know what I got you! So don't complain about it!

@youngdantescrazydiary mmhhh... I probably have mistook your gift with the other @dantessssdiary or I bought you two the same... It's a pizza recipe book, no need to get take out if you can manage to make one!!!

@diary-of-eva you, my dear rival friend, I have a necklace with a ruby on it, there is a writing on the back, I hope you like it.

@diaryofkyrie I got jewelry for you too, but it's a fine bracelet that it's called... Aphrodite kiss?? It will be gorgeous on you!!

@diaryoflucia I managed to flirt this bottle of refined wine on the airport, you can share it with @thereddestofqueens... I got her wine glasses after all!!

@nerosdailydiary I got you something that it's better to jot be written here, it's a secret!!

@rebootdantesdirtydiary and @remasteredv I hope you two don't mind that I got you the same thing too... It's handmade leather bracelet (I also got a bow for Fifi)

@pattydiary I got you a nice dress, I hope you like it because it's pink and cute, just like you!

@diary-of-lady for you my dear... I got you a knife with a name carved on the handle, it says "Kalina Ann"

@diary-of-trish I got you a Tesla coil, if you feel like you have extra thunder put it there! It works wonderfully with my thunder so why not with you too??

@mundusjournal I have got you the finest shirt I could've found! It's has your face on it!!

@thenicogoldstein I got you a new equipment for engineering, I noticed you had a few missing!!

@diaryofcredo I got you a manual for takiy care of the farm (there is also another book, but this will come later 😉)

((second part coming soon))

[diaryofkyrie]

Thank you Nevan, this braclet looks phenomenal!

Dear crew,

I’m coming back home with gifts for everyone (especially Vergil).

My mission in Rome was weird but also stressful as f***… When I manage to get my feet there I’ll give you all the gifts.

Now I’m just limiting myself to tell you all what I bought!

@journalofsparda, I got you a coat signed Prada.

@journalofvergilsparda for you there is a sword polisher, I hope it will come handy… Joke I got you a book that talk about European demons and culture!!

@young-vergil-journal you already know what I got you! So don’t complain about it!

@youngdantescrazydiary mmhhh… I probably have mistook your gift with the other @dantessssdiary or I bought you two the same… It’s a pizza recipe book, no need to get take out if you can manage to make one!!!

@diary-of-eva you, my dear rival friend, I have a necklace with a ruby on it, there is a writing on the back, I hope you like it.

@diaryofkyrie I got jewelry for you too, but it’s a fine bracelet that it’s called… Aphrodite kiss?? It will be gorgeous on you!!

@diaryoflucia I managed to flirt this bottle of refined wine on the airport, you can share it with @thereddestofqueens… I got her wine glasses after all!!

@nerosdailydiary I got you something that it’s better to jot be written here, it’s a secret!!

@rebootdantesdirtydiary and @remasteredv I hope you two don’t mind that I got you the same thing too… It’s handmade leather bracelet (I also got a bow for Fifi)

@pattydiary I got you a nice dress, I hope you like it because it’s pink and cute, just like you!

@diary-of-lady for you my dear… I got you a knife with a name carved on the handle, it says “Kalina Ann”

@diary-of-trish I got you a Tesla coil, if you feel like you have extra thunder put it there! It works wonderfully with my thunder so why not with you too??

@mundusjournal I have got you the finest shirt I could’ve found! It’s has your face on it!!

@thenicogoldstein I got you a new equipment for engineering, I noticed you had a few missing!!

@diaryofcredo I got you a manual for takiy care of the farm (there is also another book, but this will come later 😉)

((second part coming soon))

[phantom-of-an-outlaw]

Kyrie: Wouldn't it just grow back like your arm? ^w^

Nero: I WOULD RATHER NOT FIND OUT NOW KYRIE PLS-

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Riding on Punchline gone horribly wrong. Stay tuned to the DMC journals for more chaos with a touch of ANGST. @nerosdailydiary @diaryofkyrie

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