#diaper shart

[super-diaper-shitter]

A Diaper Pic that I hope you'll like

[angelx1992]

[bokunoheros]

ཐིཋྀ KINKTOBER - day 12 squirting : shouta aizawa/eraserhead

warnings : afab reader, reader and aizawa are married, y’all have a cat, pussy slapping (pun probably intended), this is doo-doo dog shit, like this actually sucks, doo doo fart ass, dookie, poo poo fart, smegma, this fic reads like what sharting yourself feels like, this fic smells like the family bathroom at walmart, we’re fucking twelve (not literally), don’t expect anything else genuinely, butt, pretend this was never posted, PLEASE, day 12 is NOT REAL, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON— MR PRESIDENT GET DOW— bill gates did it, bill cypher is canon, squirting, fingering idk, eating ass, butthole rimming, 2024 election, ellen digestive did 9/11, Trump x Biden, 9/11, hilary emails included, proof of aliens existence, video footage of the area 51 raid, UFOs, alien butt sex, wrong usage of condoms, anal probing, biological dna harboring, sickle cell anemia, KLANCE is canon, Steven universe, major character death, gem fusions, love children, feel like cinderella naega byeonhae, NETFLIX ORIGIONAL, only on Hulu, Elsa x Jackfrost smut, playdough, me x YOU, tiana x nanami au, your mom x me, sarcamouche x kazuha, xiao x venti, improper use of crack cocaine, making herion, mentions of drug mules, dead dove: do eat, improper use of magic, meth making, cocaine balloons bursting, Harry Potter x Snape, hermoine x the whomping willow, herobrine x steve, unfortunate uses of pixels, bakudeku slime, hnnng harder daddy, mmhppgh— yeah yeah right there, cum consumption, cumflation, feeder fetish, oh yeah, koolaid man x me, very improper use of koolaid packets, nickacaco avocado weight loss journey, apology videos (tears included), , banjos, jake paul dcead body in forest footage (NOT CLICKBAIT), live leak posts, webtoon origional, anal stretching, did you know the human anus can stretch to the size of a raccoon?, now you know that, and also, the sun will explode June 17th, 3028, character flaws, bodily anatomy, your balls will explode on october 21st at 7:99am, my gleeby deeby ass, futurama, Micheal Angelo, improper use of abortions, medical surgery on a grape, plastic surgery, baby killing, tampon usage, description of endangered animal poaching, Mario Kart, tuberculosis, ima get it donnnne oh aye oh aye oh, butt stuff, dazai x chuuya, atsushi x akutagawa, mpreg, mad cow disease, omegaverse, ranpo x me, Dream SMP, matpat x scott cowthan, michael afton x freddy fazbear, aggressive typing, bath salts, bath salt inhalation, whippets, galaxy gas, all might is a bottom, skinny men, carrington x shigaraki, anorexia anorexia anorexia, afo x nana shimura, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, TW gun law debates, tenko x mon, Amazon delivery, school shootings, talk of gun laws, bad dragon toys, silicon, aoyama belly button leaking, lego ninjago r34, ninja turtles r34, bloody mary r34, kamala harris r34, tenya iida x tensei iida, jesus x judas, luigi x bowser, sonic and shadow makeout sesh, i fuck your dad, suck his dick reallll nice, penis sounding with dirty twig, orgasm denial, overstimulation, xenotransplants, oviposition, diaper Taco Bell, people die, revival, dark magic, ecoterrorism, global warming, chemical warfare, wanda x the winter soldier, haruhi x tamaki suoh, cosmo x wanda, comicon, bronies, pegasisters, mentions of twilight sparkle dying, twiilight sparkle x mordecai, air planes, shootings stars, night skies, NLE Choppa, we could really use a wish bro, TuPac is back, floppa carts: plompy haze, death of a platform known as tumblr, twitter referred to as X, elon musk creates sex robot that specializes in butthole sex, Tesla sex robot, androids that FUCK, necrophilia, android phone usage, pheromones, premonitions and words of Jesus, divine intution, potion making, heavenly visions, satan, satanic visions, the heavenly principles, celestia is above mondstadt, spiritual healing, veganism, white washing, canon hispanic hanta sero, futanari, blasian mina ashido, bovine spongiforms, Tenya Iida virginity loss, bakugo is a fucking faggot, handjobs, footjobs, peaceful protests, the government is controlling you through vaccines, asian fishing,

vaccines might cause autism, freshwater fishing, they will, xenophobia, hentai hucows, incest, usage of slurs, starbucks coffee, lizards run the world, obama might be a lizard, inappropriate use of baby oil, gojo x getou, day twelve never existed and it was all a lie.

word count : 420k words and 69 pages

🐙 note : we are not locked in we are as loose as a ran through sorority president

🦊 note : i am. i have no words. idek what happened. we ran out of time so we went with the option we thought might make people giggle (no we didnt we did this bullshit for ourselves)(your regularly scheduled content will resume tmr!)

🪲 note : i ain’t fucking sorry

you adored your husband—shouta aizawa—so much so, that you were his dedicated housewife. he made plenty of money as a pro hero and… enough… as a teacher, so that left you to take care of the house and your shared cat. though when he did come home he was way different than he was at work, usually at work he was all nonchalant and cold but at home he was sweet and caring, sometimes even a bit rough. his students would definitely describe him as laid back and uninterested, yet when you were around they were in awe of his personality shift.

[dontopenfairies]

It’s only Alfie, Pat, and Damian in the house tonight, sitting around the coffee table playing board games and eating chips and salsa.

“Your turn,” says Alfie to Damian, interrupting himself halfway through his sentence with a huge fart.

“I think Alfie just sharted his pull-up,” says Damian, setting down the dice. “I call changing him.”

“Sure.” Pat shrugs. He never really cares about changing Alfie.

“It’s that artichoke dip you made,” protests Alfie as Damian gently guided his torso to the floor with large, muscular hands. “It always makes me gassy.”

Damian likes to change Alfie on his back, tearing his pull-up open like it’s a regular diaper with tabs. “There’s a pull-up on the couch,” he tells Pat. “Pass me that and that thing of wet wipes. Thanks. He basically shit himself.”

“Did not,” says Alfie.

“You are sooo mouthy tonight,” says Damian, holding Alfie’s legs up with one hand while he wipes his ass. “You wouldn’t be like this if Laaai-laa were here, would you?”

Alfie shakes his head, face growing warm.

“Hahaha.” Damian balls up the wipes inside of Alfie’s used pull-up and pulling the new one on over his ankles. “Put your little ass in the air. Nice.” He slides the clean pull-up all the way up and stands up to go throw away the used one and wash his hands in the bathroom, leaving Alfie to struggle to his feet by himself and pull on his pants.

“I seriously think I figured this out while you guys were fucking around,” says Pat, grabbing a chip and plunging it into the salsa. “I’m definitely winning this time.”

[tuskicles]

"Welcome To My Blog!"

Hi! I unfortunately had a fart kink ever since covid hit, and I didn't even want to accept that it was something that aroused me the most. But I guess I did. I only like it if I'm on the receiving end because it's preferable and also a lot hotter to me. I don't give because I just don't want too and I don't like it. Sometimes, I'll either draw or write out my thoughts when it comes to kinky stuff because that is something I would normally do. I'm only into guy farts and guys that I classify as "pretty" and have a fat ass. I do simp for fictional characters at times but not as often as I used too. I also draw whatever so if you want to commission me, feel free to do so. I might update this at some point, but that's about all I have to say.

PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT IF YOU ARE A MINOR, PEDO, ZOO OR LGBT-PHOBIC. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT THANK YOU.

"About Me."

DOB: 02/22/04

Sexuality: Straight (Also an LGBTQ+ ally)

Main Kinks: Facesitting (Recieving), spit, choking, face slapping, edging, dirty talking / voice kink, degradation, farting (Also recieving), BDSM, teratophilia, biting, axilism, musk/sweat, pet play, size difference, whipping, hair pulling and pegging. There's more kinks on the list if you click under the "other stuff I'm into besides farts" button on the bottom of my pinned post. These are just my main courses.

Limits/Not Comfortable With: Smegma, non-con, diapers, vomit, threesomes (may make rare exceptions if there's just me and two guys but definitely not me with a guy and another girl), weight gain being used as a fetish, anything problematic really.

Dom Or Sub: Submissive for gas. Never giving and never will be.

Other Interests: Music (Metal and goth bands), stuffed animals, horror movies/thrashers, gothic/creepy things, Halloween, books, manga/anime, comics, transformers, video games, fantasy stuff, dragons, spiders, and drawing.

"A FEW THINGS..."

•As stated in my intro, I'm not comfortable with giving out my gas and I only like being on the recieving end. This is just my preference because I don't like to give nor do I want too. 😳

•I'm not into girl farts and don't get turned on by it in the slightest. (Mainly because of the fact that I'm straight. This means I am not sexually nor romantically attracted to girls.) However- I'm okay with it if it's art related! I'm even cool with being commissioned it so long as you actually pay for it!

•I know I tend to post Copro stuff because I just started getting into it (It is tagged accordingly however) but PLEASE- PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME COPRO ART OR REAL LIFE COPRO. I just got into it and I really really really would hate for the fun to be ruined because you fucks want to get creepy and gross about it. Written copro stuff is cool with me so far! Like deadass saying "I'll shit myself for u baby girl 😍" will make me not only make fun of you but also make me hella uncomfortable at the same time. Im also only into the sharting aspect and nothing more than that. LMAO

•I have gotten a few DMs from people that want to get to know me or talk to me and while I do appreciate the kind messages you guys leave me, I'll only approach you if I have interest in talking to you. If I don't respond to you, don't take it personally! I just want to put my safety and well-being first. Besides, I'm super busy with work and college. I get stressed and socially exhausted easily!

•If you also slide into my DMs just to be a creep, I'll most certainly make fun of you or block you for it. However, if you want to slide into my ask box and submit some dirty asks, you are more than welcome to do so.

"MISC."

Other kinks I'm into besides farts (*･ω･*)

My main blog

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[oddvanilla]

ok I’m probably done now

VAL GUESS WHAT?? SO I ENTERED YOUTUBE CAUSE I WAS BORED ASF AND I SEE SMTH IN MY RECOMMENDED THAT SAYS "daddy changes your diaper asmr" AND IM LIKE "GIRL WTF?" AND I SEARCH IR UP AND REALISE ITS A WHOLE GENRE OF VIDS AND ITS ALL LIKE DIFFERENT CHANNELS. SO I CLICK ON ONE OF THEM BC IM... CURIOUS?? IDK I WAS NOT FULLY CONSCIOUS. THEN HE'S LIKE "Ooohhh, you got a mess down there huh? 😏" IN A BRITISH ACCENT AND I LOST IT. AND THE SHARTING SOUND EFFECTS I CANTTT AAAAAA😭😭😭😭 THE TITLE EVEN SAYS **(GONE WRONG)** LIKE DAMN WHAT COULDN'T HAVE WENT WRONG? HE EVEN LICKS UHMM....YK... BROWN STUFF... IM JUMPING THATS IT I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. I CANT STAND ANOTHER DAY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

[sebswritings]

Intro and Eprocto+

Heya! Call me Seb or Sebby!

I write short request fics of fandoms!

Yes: farts, sharts, pooping pants, desperation, humiliation. (Ask if not specified)

No: scat eating/smearing, vomit, emeto, vore, scat sex, diapers

Ask about a fandom and I will answer!

21, NB, specializes in farting females.

[ankmankpank]

Everything I did this month so far(some of them may go back into march, idk times) what Aaron T. would totally do:

Ate a chunk out of my geography book, like all the pages plus cover. Like in a bite’s shape

Same with my biology book, just two chucks

Ruined a car’s window

Slapped my (boy)classmate’s ass

Threatened my friend I’m gonna shit in her mouth

Casted my security but only from my friends’ feet

Made a paper diaper for my dinosaur rubber

Wrote “You little 𝓌𝒽ℴ𝓇ℯ” to my friend just to make fun of someone else, irony ofc I’m not stuck in 2020😭

Dressed up as a samurai and put my hair up into a giant spike

Sat on a giant plastic dinosaur in public

Burfed so loud my friend got scared

Dressed up as a dog

Did cringe capcut templates with myself and sent it to everyone I know

Talked like ben in the talking ben game for half an hour

Acted like a possessed baby while playing with my friends(we play like kindergarteners😭)

Acted like a cave man

Sprained my ankle two times

Insulted the french(from jokes ofc)

After insulting the french making a french alter ego who’s pronouns is shit/shart

Broke my nail into my friend’s side

Broke my nail into MY side

Said skibidi every day

Ripped the skin off both of my heels on purpose

Drew Tae Young as a femboy FROM A JOKE IM NOT WEIRD I SWEAR

Ate under a table

Made friends with a homeless man who I will most likely never see again

Dressed up as a drag queen

THAT’S ALL FOR NOW STAY SAFE OUT THERE😝😝

[dopeybois]

THE CLIFFSON BOYS

A supernatural experience, featuring a ton of gross and gassy boys (and otherworldly entities?) located entirely within your backyard in CLIFFSON CITY.

This is just a welcome and a general rules post. Please read if you can. I know it's long...

Things To Note

QUEUE: SEVERAL upcoming posts (no requests at this time)

This is a kink blog. If you aren't interested, please DNI.

In fact, DNI if you are a minor, not interested, an ED blog, pr0shïpper, tr4nsphøbe, bigoted, n0n-c0n enthusiast, h0mophøbe, or räcìst.

The blog owner is 19. And you should be around that age or above. (18+)

My request asks are currently: N/A

My art asks are currently: N/A

I post NSFW and SFW content. I will put read-more on NSFW, suggestive posts and art.

KINKS AND STUFF BELOW.

About

I'm dopeybois, 19 pan fem (she/her), but you can call me dopey or doopey. If you are interested in seeing my male ocs do braps while chillin then you can stay. If you are also interested in Gen//shin boys indulging in gross kinks (mostly braps), then you should visit my main blog @dopeygurl. I tend to ramble a fuck ton so my posts are usually long. And sometimes they are brief. I'm inconsistent.

My kinks are SUBJECT to change.

You can request asks (scenarios, hc prompts, or basic questions regarding my ocs) You can hc anything you want to my ocs (as long as if it isn't something stupid) and discuss them with me! I like having discussions. You can also write up scenarios and submit them to me.

Do NOT ask me personal questions in asks or in DMs. Do NOT ask me Gen//shin stuff here. I will not answer them.

I will allow shipping between my ocs (they're much appreciated and I like seeing what you guys think is cute ^^) You can ship your ocs with mine, as long as you don't ask me to write about it. You can write about that on YOUR blog or something as long as if it isn't proshipping. Do NOT steal my ocs either.

If you are from my main blog, do NOT ask me about things pertaining it. This means no Gen//shin asks. The same goes for this blog. Don't ask me for OC stuff on there.

What you WILL see (kinks)

This is stuff I am comfortable posting about and will commonly see in the blog. It's preferred that you request or ask me to post about these.

Eprocto (MAINLY) [literally any scenario unless specified]

Stomach bloating, aching, gurgling / growling

SFW content w/ kinks (cuddling and fluff)

Omo (piss holding, bladder, relief)

A LOT of men :3

What you MIGHT see

This is stuff I am also okay with posting. I'm not against requests for these but I prefer you ask for the above. That or you're probably going to see me post about or mention the following...

Copro (relief ONLY. I have very strict yes and no's with this one and am selective. Yes, people from my main blog will give me bombastic side eye on this but I want this for my OCs.)

Emeto (slight mentions only)

Sharting/Messing (slight mentions only)

Diarrhea (Nothing graphic or specific, please... I will only take a few requests per month)

Eructo

NSFW and Smut (BDSM, typical vanilla stuff, pegging, humiliation, degrading, etc.)

You will NOT find

Golden showering (not even piss drinking)

Copro (No shit eating, diapers, or smearing)

MPreg or Vore (i dont mind mpreg in general... just not with my OCs please)

Non-con

Hyper farts (my ocs cannot make the earth quake with their farts... and they never will be able to)

Ageplay and RPF

Thanks for reading and enjoy!

LAST EDITED: apr. 28, 2023

[howto-ifyou]

The Do’s and Don’ts of Public Farting

Do:

Blame the fart on an infant, toddler, or other small child if necessary. Works especially well if they’re too young to defend themselves

Try farting near the extremely elderly as they tend to soil their adult diapers anyway. They’ll probably just assume that they’re the culprit. Everyone else is more likely to latch onto this theory as well.

Fart next to produce in a grocery store and blame the store owner for poor produce maintenance leading to possibly spoiled vegetables (just don’t admit that you farted on them).

Fart during a particularly disgusting scene in a movie and claim that the theater has introduced a new feature that allows you to smell the movie. At least 2% of the general population has to be stupid enough to believe you.

Fart on people you really don’t like. Don’t fart directly on them, but do fart as you’re passing by them. It will present your distaste for them in a manner that they’ll most likely feel awkward confronting you about. If they do confront you, make them feel like the bad guy by telling them that you have terrible gas and that it’s horribly embarrassing for you to talk about.

Don’t:

Fart in the faces of others. Not only is it the most obvious way fart, it’s also the quickest way to get kicked out of public places and/or become known as the local weirdo.

Take your underwear off and wave them around to “air out” the fart. Spontaneously taking off clothing in public or in the company of others is usually frowned upon, especially if it’s to wave around a fart.

Push forcefully when there’s a chance that you may have even the tiniest bit of diarrhea. This is how “sharts” happen. Unless you particularly enjoy soiling yourself, it is generally not advisable to push hard on a risky fart.

Fart into your hand and throw it at people’s faces. Even if you don’t fart directly into a person’s face, forcing them to smell your stinky hand is just as bad.

Shove any item into your rectum to “stop” a fart. If you do this in public, there’s a chance you’ll end up not only on the news, but also on a sex offender registry. Is it really worth avoiding the embarrassment of a fart?

If You Shart:

Please read the second part of this post dedicated purely to sharters of all ages. Whether you’re 9 or 90, there’s a chance you may misjudge a fart. That’s why we’re here to help.

[demonicbaby666]

So, imagine this. You’re sitting watching The Bee Movie and your favourite line comes up.

“You like jazz?” Barry speaks on the screen.

Hell yeah I fucking like jazz. And I like that line. It makes me laugh, I’m chuckling, I’m minding my business just enjoying myself.

Then I feel something warm. Piss in my pants.

To make things worse I’d been drinking a strawberry milkshake as I watched - and as I’ve said before, I don’t handle dairy too well.

In my hurry to get out of my wet clothes I bend over and let out an accidental fart.

At least, that’s what I thought it was. Of course it wasn’t though, would you expect anything else?

Piss and shart and Barry B Benson

- confession anon

Your bowel movements are starting to scare me. Yet somehow this does not surprise me, though what does is the fact you have yet to invest in adult diapers.

I will legit buy them for you 🫶

[runawayfuture]

Things I've said while changing my 6-month-old's diaper that sounds like they could be the titles of really weird kids' books:

DON'T Eat That Dirty Diaper!

Mama Hates Poop

Where Are The Wipes?

Someday You'll Be Potty Trained

The Teeniest, Weeniest Little Shart

[ddeeric]

Not to flex but

I have never shit myself and I never will

[aromacaque]

juno just licked her ass and then retched afterwords she’s so disgusting

[paddedbuttguy16067]

Had really bad gas and pushed a little too hard and sharted. Good thing I was diapered and padded.