#diane Morgan

[warningsine]

[pickledh]

i think about this a hundred times a day

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Holy shit I’m fucking crying

[thermodynamic-comedian]

really, if we tried, we could make philomena cunk a tumblr sexywoman.

[eggsaladstain]

i think about this bit a lot

Source: Cunk on Earth, Season 1 Episode 4

[tracyorama]

[profeminist]

Source: "Cunk on Earth is a British mockumentary television series produced by Charlie Brooker. The series stars Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunk_on_Earth

[callmekamel]

Philomena Cunk the Wonderous Time Lord

I rewatched Cunk on Earth recently and thought: "Oh she would make a great Time Lord wouldn't she? She flies across the universe and crashes the planet Earth or sth"

Then I saw this Cunk x Doctor Who fic on AO3 and it was wonderful!! Inspired me to draw for 5 hours straight. Philomena Cunk across time and space in costumes!!!

[freshlypizza]

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals if it were a British Comedy

Paul Matthews = Jack Whitehall

Emma Perkins = Diane Morgan

Ted Spankoffski = Mike Wozniak

Bill Woodward = Paterson Joseph

Charlotte Sweetly = Olivia Colman

Alice Woodward = Charlotte Ritchie

Henry Hidgens = Peter Capaldi

Sam Sweetly = Simon Pegg

Only did the main-ish cast, as if I did the extra characters I would be here for a while

This is (technically) a continuation of the Six Idiots as the LiB and i plan to do all the Hatchetfield shows so if you have any suggestions please let me know and I will credit you :)

[potthead-and-evans]

and what is neil gaiman’s plan for casting philomena cunk as jesus christ in good omens s3?

[warningsine]

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Can we just have a moment to appreciate this guy? All of Philomena Cunk’s experts are great but Ashley Jackson, professor of imperial and military history at London’s King’s College stands out.

When repeatedly asked about the “Soviet Onion,” he initially tries to correct her. She accuses him of mansplaining, so he eventually just plays along completely straight-faced.

“Well, if you want to talk about sort of Russian Soviet vegetables, we can. I mean, it was a deeply agrarian country, and so there were lots of onions, lots of potatoes, lots of other things.”

“Did they have turnips?”

“Think so. Cheap, easy to grow, hardy. Great in a stew.”

Just… “Great in a stew.” Man went from trying to correct her to just… listing the virtues of turnips. Class act.

[artfilmfan]

[d4rkerthanbl4ck]

“Mary, had to give birth here on the floor like a crack addict.” -Philomena Cunk

[panelshowsource]

Diane Morgan Late Night with Seth Meyers — 2023

[dandelionjack]

philomena cunk for fifteen's next companion. the gag should be that the reason her historical knowledge seems to be so screwed is that she's telling the truth and it's her factual version of events, you know, as a time traveller. that's actually what happened. to her. first hand

she’s even ginger