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Your name is SPADES SLICK, and despite your RUFFIAN DEMEANOR, you are actually quite the advocate and practitioner of SELF CARE. It just so happens that your brand of self care heavily relies on picking FIGHTS WITH STRANGERS in DIMLY LIT DARK ALLEYWAYS
Your LOYAL LEFT HAND, DIAMOND DROOG, a fellow ruffian but with a significantly cooler head, politely disagrees. He says that he finds self care to consist of things of a more protracted nature, like taking a BUBBLE BATH, getting DOLLED UP for A NICE DAY OUT, or perhaps bundling up and taking A LONG NAP. You didn't take him to be into that kind of weenie shit, but to each their own. The long nap doesn't sound too bad though. You might give that a whirl after your next MAIMING APPOINTMENT
Meanwhile THE MUSCLE of your barbershop quartet of indescribable violence and bloodshed, HEARTS BOXCARS, pipes up. He suggests, and rightly so you think, that self care includes but is not limited to: the BURNING HEAT OF RAGE washing over your body, the crackling of bones under your POWERFUL FISTS, and the FEAR OF DEATH struck into YOUR ENEMIES EYES, assuming they have eyes. You must say, you find yourself hard-pressed to disagree with his sentiments
The most diminutive member of your group chimes in. You're not entirely sure why you keep CLUBS DEUCE on your payroll, but then you remembered that you don't. This is a CHARITABLE NON-PROFIT that nobly seeks to separate LIMBS AND ORGANS from POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS. He expresses the opinion that self care is more akin to TAKING YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE to a SECLUDED LOCATION and eating just the frosting.
You sometimes find yourself, SPADE SLICK, taken aback and appalled by just how unexpectedly DEVIOUS AND INHUMANE this CRETINOUS DERELICT can be. You gently remind him that if he EVER touches your birthday cake, you will make him eat his own hands without even some sauce to help them go down the hatch easier.
#submission#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#midnight crew#spades slick#diamond droog#hearts boxcars#clubs deuce#mod terezi#i love making carapacian content but they always take so long to edit into something appropriate
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🌙Sketchdump of the mobsters🌙
Mostly Spades Slick
i used pose references for some of these👍
#homestuck#csau extra#spades slick#hearts boxcars#clubs deuce#diamonds droog#crowbar 07#itchy 01#clover 04#die 06#miss paint#snowman 08
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literature crew
#homestuck#homestuck intermission#diamonds droog#clubs deuce#hearts boxcars#spades slick#doki doki literature club#ddlc#agtburgerart#nothing is worth it
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someones man
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these fuckers are surprisingly hard to draw. god damn.
also sorry to OP.
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♠️-Why wont you wear a hat?
♥️-why are you bothering their asks
♣️-why arent you?
♦️-can you guys shut the fuck up
@weirdly-drawn-midnight-crew
#dave strider#homestuck#homestuck ask blog#midnight crew#the midnight crew#spades slick#hearts boxcars#diamonds droog#clubs deuce#lil cal#flashing#gifs
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#homestuck#mspa#intermission fandom#homestuck intermission#midnight crew#the midnight drew#diamonds droog#draconian dignitary#text posts meme
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Homestuck Au where it's Stabdads but they're dressed up like this :D
#homestuck#homestuck au#homestuck au where#Clubs Deuce#Hearts Boxcars#Diamonds Droog#Spades Slick#Sollux Captor#Tavros Nitram#Aradia Megido#Karkat Vantas#Sollux Deuce#Tavros Boxcars#Aradia Droog#Karkat Slick#Stabdad#Stabdads#Stabdads AU
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are they technically the felt now?
#dave strider#bro strider#homestuck#midnight crew#spades slick#clubs deuce#diamonds droog#hearts boxcars#smuppets
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gritty noir fashion vs fruits magazine circa the 1990s . I think they should interact more
@413countdown
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#diamonds droog#aradia megido#homestuck aradia#413countdown#fruits magazine#if i had motivation i would write more interactions between them#one day. maybe…
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After 10 years, I drew the Midnight Crew for a HS Collab ♠️♦️♥️♣️
#homestuck#homestuck day#413#midnight crew#spades slick#diamonds droog#hearts boxcars#clubs deuce#they were my fav part of all homestuck
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Droog then proceeded to go into the McDonald's drive-through, order a black coffee and drive away ♠️♣️♥️♦️
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A compilation of some doodles I put in etsy orders plus some sketchbook doodles :0 (Yes I know I forgot Rufioh's wings lol)
#m#homestuck#psiioniic#jade harley#john egbert#nepeta leijon#roxy lalonde#eridan ampora#sollux captor#kankri vantas#tavros nitram#rufioh nitram#diamonds droog#dad egbert#diamonds dad#johnroxy
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Day 2769 The Midnight Crew
#fanart#homestuck#problem sleuth#midnight crew#mspa#spades slick#clubs deuce#hearts boxcars#diamonds droog#mobsters#noir#carapacian#413#gif
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In Homestuck, Caliborn claims that Derse’s prison system is so brutal that he was only able to survive due to his own masochism
This is why he tells Jane that her father is dead because he was captured by Dersites
We know Dad Egbert got away by burning Slick’s hat which gained him his favor, but Dad Crocker didn’t do that
The only reason Dad Crocker survived the Derse prison system
Is because Droog had a big crush on him
Which is hilarious
Edit: This post unexpectedly blew up so I’m back to tell everyone that the ship name is “daddroog” and I wanna see as much fanart for this as possible
#I wonder what their ship name is#homestuck#diamonds droog#dad crocker#jane crocker#caliborn#diamonds and dads#diamonds & dads#diamonds dames and dads#diamonds dames & dads#daddroog
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