#dhfdjks

[masqueradeoftheguilty]

4.1 spoilers //

as much as i love the "furins not actually being the hydro archon" plot bcs so much of furina's bravado relies on her being the ruling god of her country

im so glad genshin also killed the theory that neuvillette was the actual hydro archon

[angelsdean]

okay so this is not to be petty or anything because these are things I'm genuinely interested in tracking throughout my rewatch so i've been thinking about this ask i got earlier today which said that one of the reasons people think early seasons Dean is misogynistic is because "tried to fuck anyone with boobs and the minute a woman did something he didn’t like he turned around and called them a bitch."

Now, like I said in that ask, I don't remember many moments of him ever aggressively trying to sleep with anyone. He flirts casually, he openly checks out women, sure. Often in an over the top, exaggerated way, which as I've also said, in my personal reading and interpretation I view a lot of that as him overcompensating. But anyways, I was hung up on the "he turned around and called them a bitch" part of the ask.

@swordofsun reblogged the ask and mentioned that in their rewatch so far (up to 1x13) the only time Dean's used the word "bitch" toward a woman is in the pilot toward Constance, the woman in white. I decided to look further, even though I'm only on 1x08 in my rewatch right now. Using this tool which searches all the episode transcripts for specific keywords I looked up the word "bitch." This is just every time the word is used, including in descriptions within the transcript. So descriptions of Sam's "bitchface" are also included in these results lol.

Here are the results of the search:

(i suggest clicking the image or opening it in a new tap if you're on desktop to see better)

So, I'm only focusing on s1 right now but I used those episode numbers to look up each individual transcript and do a ctrl-F search of "bitch." Then I made a spreadsheet lol.

The first column lists the episode number. The next column asks: Does Dean say "bitch" other than “Jerk / Bitch” or “son of a bitch.” Following that is a column for examples if yes. And then the final column asks: Is this example toward a woman? Here are the results for s1:

(again open to see better)

Dean says the word "bitch" in contexts other than "Jerk/Bitch" or "son of a bitch" a total of six times out of fifteen episodes in which the word "bitch" shows up in the transcripts. Of those six times, only 3 times is the word directed toward a woman. Once toward Constance, the woman in white. And twice toward Meg. Not once does he use the word toward a woman he's flirting with. Granted, this is only s1 and I'm not saying he never calls a woman a bitch but it's interesting that many have a perception of early seasons Dean being a "ladies man" that is derogatory towards women. But as these numbers show, at least in s1 with the instance of the word "bitch", he does not direct that word toward anyone he's flirting with or interested in, only toward the "villain" or "monster of the week."

TLDR: Despite claims that Dean calls women "bitches" when they reject his advances, at least looking at season 1, Dean only uses the word "bitch" outside of "Jerk/Bitch" or "son of a bitch" contexts only six times, and of those six times only 3 of them are directed toward women, once toward Constance the woman in white, and twice toward Meg.

Anyways! I'm going to continue keeping track of this and digging through the transcripts because it's interesting to me. And I'll keep looking out for instances of Dean actually flirting with people and if he's actually trying to sleep with anyone or just casually flirting as I continue my actual rewatch.

[falsementor]

Cystal seems like she's more...?? idk, just more. In general.

[caddyheron]

Mean girls fan spotted . Im always thinking about Gretchen at all hours of the day . That silly lesbian is just in my brain now . Do you have any gretchen thoughts in particular or do you not really care for her, mean girls fans seem pretty split on her

Mean girls fan!!!!

I think about Gretchen sometimes; when I first hyperfixated on mean girls, I had so many Gretchen thoughts and now they come about pretty sporadically. I think about her mental health a lot though and why she does the things she does. She has such severe anxiety, but she's functional to the absolute highest degree and would never let anyone see her break for anything. I so agree with lesbian Gretchen, but I think during canon her sexuality is such a. thing she can't even fathom thinking about; sexuality and gender to during canon Gretchen is something she knows she can't afford to waste any time thinking about, and it's a long process to come to the realisation. Not like Regina who is the most closeted, but aware, lesbian ever, Gretchen just could not be aware. A lot of my Gretchen thoughts are so angsty and I feel so bad for her because I wish I could just let her be happy, but I struggle to imagine her happy without like. therapy. and high dosage anxiety medication /lh.

I did a post earlier about how Gretchen, during canon, is also not a good person because she is a Plastic, and I keep thinking about psychoanalysing her. My analysis would be different from 2004 vs bway vs 2024 movie though, although pls don't ask me anything about 2004, I can't find it to watch anywhere dhfdjks.

Anyway. I care a lot about Gretchen and once more Gretchen thoughts come back, I'll post them

[holyshit]

me liking people’s posts all willy nilly not remembering my notif won’t even show up for them </3 that mysterious note that doesn’t show up in the list on your post? that’s my blog’s ghost crying out for help

[ineffablepuns]

Day 6: Making Cookies 

Here’s a very late fic for @soft-angel-aziraphale ‘s An Ineffable Holiday that’s been in my drafts! Aziraphale and Crowley decide to make cookies one morning, but it's taking much too long and Aziraphale is not patient.

Patience is a virtue. A morally good quality. A trait Aziraphale feels, as an angel, he should have by default. 

But as he glances between the preheating oven, the old recipe page that claims it could take up to fifteen minutes to bake, and the delicious-looking cookie dough laid out on the tray, he wonders if God missed him on the day She handed out that particular virtue. 

No, no. He can wait. He’s over 6,000 years old. Approximately fifteen minutes, plus however long their old oven takes to preheat, is nothing at all to him. He spent quite a bit of time making this dough and cutting out little cookie angels (Crowley’s choice) and cookie snakes (his choice), and it would not go to waste!

...but one nibble couldn’t hurt. 

By the time Crowley returns from getting his slippers from their bedroom, three cookies are already gone. He very pointedly glances between the tray and Aziraphale. “Angel, are you eating the dough?”

“...perhaps.” When Crowley stays silent, Aziraphale adds defensively, “Well, the oven was taking forever, and the dough tastes just fine before it’s baked, really. Oh, don’t give me that look.”

“What look?” Crowley knows exactly what look. It’s the look where he’s fighting to hold back his grin and losing, where he’s unable to hide the smile that comes from being overwhelmed with love for his ridiculous angel. The first time he gave Aziraphale this look was over 6,000 years ago when the angel admitted to giving away his flaming sword, and Crowley has given him this same look many times since then, such as right now. 

“That- That one, Crowley.” Aziraphale huffs and rolls down the sleeves of his sweater. “I’ll just patiently wait to eat the others after they’re done baking.”

“Are you sure?” Crowley leans back against the counter and grabs a cookie-snake, holding it out to Aziraphale. “We don’t really use this oven. Who knows how long it’ll take to heat up. And, like you said, the dough tastes just fine.”

“You are not going to tempt me into eating more just so you can tease me.”

“I’m not going to tease you, angel,” Crowley promises and gestures towards the cookie in his other hand. “You can indulge. It’s the season for it, right? The time meant for enjoying the things you love?”

Aziraphale can’t help but smile at the ridiculousness of this, having a demon tempt him into eating more cookie dough because the oven is taking “too” long. It’s absolutely absurd, but it’s absolutely everything he’s ever wanted.

“You’re right, my dear,” Aziraphale agrees quickly. He leans in and takes a bite of the cookie dough straight from Crowley’s hand, leaving a soft kiss there before he pulls back. “It is the season for enjoying the things we love most.”

Crowley, who’s making a series of noises that sound like ‘ngk,’ is interrupted by the oven beeping. 

“Oh! It’s ready! Watch out, dearest.” Aziraphale carefully slips the tray into the oven and sets an old timer to fifteen minutes. “Well, we have fifteen minutes to waste,” Aziraphale wraps his arms around Crowley to pull him close, “and I’d quite like to indulge in something else I love.”

“Mmhm, yep, yeah, let’s.” 

It only takes Crowley a small miracle to get them back to their bed upstairs.

And, since the oven knows better than to really ruin Aziraphale’s desserts, the cookies end up only slightly burnt. 

[sillsif]

so glad jony j and gong ge are finally leaving this train wreck so i am finally free from this awful ,,,music talent,,, show

[fixielixie]

yugbam college boyfriends moodboard

i was tagged by @seokjinandtonic to do the bias moodboard challenge thing but for some reason i did this?? ehh it counts bambams part of it technically

i tag @saltygot7, @pizzawasabi, @cutepimook @defbald and @pikithmatah plus basically anyone else who wants to do it

[tomomoni]

I am also now a big dabi simp and your art is chef kiss but like you??? Are so cool??? And nice?? The tags you leave always fill me up with serotonin and make my day shdjsksk

NONON I DHFDJK NO U, I LOVE U FBJS

oh gosh, thank u so much, ur too sweet!! i always get serotonin if u get serotonin too, so i’m like, rlly RLLY glad that i can make ur day happy!! 😭😭 i rlly do hope i can make u guys more happier in the future!! all of u r just FGHJSDJ 🥺✨

[hotseok]

i KNOW i did not hear you say you have an ugly face dami i know i didn’t im abt to come get you for clownery don’t make me do it (jokes aside you’re gorgeous omg!! ✨🥰💕) ~tues

dhfdjk tuesday’s about to get me for clowning on a day beside tuesday 😌😔 thank you ily

[lum1natrix]

im really late but i had to double take because my art blog url is thicciplier and i thought yall were talking about me dbbfkdbdj

you deserve an award just for your blog name dhfdjks

[challengerblue]

Alexis Rose? 🌹

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t kno

she's very sweet but we would have nothing in common at all dhfdjk