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Ichiban DFaB Designs
Ichiban Kasuga. Kasuga Ichiban. Best boy.
I ended up with 3 morphs/recolors based on the varying colors the Kai Ken is available in. Each color they come in is a shade of brindle. I’m pretty sure I’m going with the brown, if not the black.
His markings look intimidating, but I assure you, there are 8ish markings/patterns that are consistent while the rest are filler stripes. Most distinctive ones are on his face.
He sort of has a mask around his eyes, but his left eye has a “middle” shade under it. There’s also two stripes almost meeting that favor the left side. Two squarish brows. The sides of his snout transition to a lighter color towards the lip. The chin is also that light color.
Red circles are distinctive Ichiban markings, blue circles are “fill with random stripes.”
(Brown version used as example image since markings are most easily read.)
#kasuga ichiban#ichiban kasuga#like a dragon#yakuza#character design#furry#Kai Ken#canine#tail is a big poof like his hair when human#as you can see I changed his bean color#for the browner ones#looked off when they were pink#keeping in mind he wears a maroon (red w cool temp) shirt#I’m not sure red ichiban has a chance#but I put him here nonetheless#art#dfab*s
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Me: Hey don't park in the fire lane, the sign is posted here // points
Lady: 👍👍👍
- Proceeds to not listen to me and keeps being parked there-
#She told my supervisor i was being a karen#Lady i am a flavor of Bpd thr world doesnt even know yet /lh /j#They told her off for it because she was being so disrespectful and i only care bc thr fact i told her and she#proceeded to.ignore me and be so rude. Fuck you#also s/o for me being dfab and getting misgendered yee hawwe
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˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ Masterlist
♡ since the webpage kind of sucks, i tossed this together for convenience (●ˇ∀ˇ●) given i'm coming out of my lil hiatus, i figured it was time i threw something together! ♡
♡ slowly working on rewriting/tweaking some of the older stuff ♡
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ Akatsuki
♡ matchmaker quiz (Quotev) (old, pending rewrite)
♡ matchmaker results (Tumblr) (old, pending rewrite)
♡ hidden hug styles
♡ modern au! word salad
♡ akatsuki & their scents (hc)
♡ pet prefs (hc)
♡ jealousy
♡ as parents
♡ in a relationship - green flags (hc)
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ Kisame
♡ on belonging
♡ baby kisame, and his best friend
♡ happy-go-lucky s/o (old, pending rewrite)
♡ kisame/dfab s/o headcanons (old, pending rewrite)
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ Itachi
♡ coming home
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ Deidara
♡ hidden hug styles (hc)
♡ coming home
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ Kakuzu
♡ ranting about kakuzu (2) (hc)
♡ pre-defection kakuzu (word salad)
♡ older brother kakuzu
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ Sasori
♡ hidden hug styles (hc)
♡ random headcanons (hc)
˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖ Pending Reqs
♡ akatsuki, and team medics
♡ kisame, non-binary crush hcs
♡ kakuzu, non-binary crush hcs
♡ konan & pain hidden hug styles
♡ deidara, sweet/scary s/o
♡ kisame fluff
♡ deidara, comforting reader after nightmares
♡ kakuzu headcanons feat. reader
♡ akatsuki as older siblings
#masterlist#akatsuki#naruto#reader insert#writing tag#my tags are such a mess i'm just starting new ones
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hiya!! This literally just popped into my head, but what would you think the MUOM reader’s voice sounds like? I personally have my own image of how they look but not really how their voice sounds like lol.
S-so, this is another detail about them that's supposed to be up to interpretation. Literally just imagine them with your voice, or whatever voice you want, and there's no wrong answer, really....
B-but....I did make a post, like.....a loooooong time ago, I think last year.....Where I admitted to having Pomni's (from The Amazing Digital Circus) voice in my head whenever I wrote their dialogue.....S-so, I guess that's my answer. It's not canon, tho.....b-but yeah.....^^
I-I think my reasoning for that voice fitting them in my head was that they're DFAB, they stutter a lot, and they spend a lot of the fic as an absolute nervous wreck, sooooooo....Pomni. Hehehehehe XD
B-but, if any of the rest of you imagined a voice for them that isn't your own, I'd like to know! Same with appearance, really. They ARE still meant to be YOU, but.....Th-they do kinda come across as their own character sometimes, I'll admit.....I-I might've given them too specific a personality to be relatable to everyone....oops......
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female hyenas have penises. kinda. more on that later.
so as many people following me probably don’t know because I don’t talk about it a lot, I am a furry. when I was a kid some of my favorite games were ratchet and clank, crash bandicoot, spyro, gex, sly cooper, okami, dust: an elysian tail, pokemon… final fantasy 12. I also never played but love the design of banjo kazooie and starfox. I love night in the woods. I love aggretsuko. I love animal crossing. I love five nights at freddy’s…’s visual design. against all odds I love undertale. my default race in the elder scrolls swaps between khajit and argonian. the only races I ever main in WoW are the tauren worgen and pandaren (AND VULPERA)! king is my tekken main. dark souls’ crow demons... enough said. I love zelda and in its later years it started getting more and more furry with each major installment. I love sonic the hedgehog. twokinds is my favorite webcomic. beastars is probably my favorite anime of the 2020s. and none of it is sexual. I just really love anthropomorphic animal characters!
…okay maybe I have a huge crush on a few characters. rivet. coco. carmelita. fran. krystal. isabelle. roxy. blaze. others I won’t name because you’ll just make fun of me. but a whole lot of it is nonsexual. regardless I’ve always wanted to settle on a particular species for my fursona.
fox. cat. wolf. skunk. rabbit. raccoon. ermine weasel.
but every one of these choices has just been me settling. I looked at a list and thought well I might as well pick one of these because that’s what everyone else does. to be a normal furry I have to really vibe with a certain animal and align with that particular choice wholly. completely. like society tends to do for sexuality. you have to pick 1. no more, no less. so I kind of wandered around between them all not really picking any in particular and figured I’d get around to it eventually but as time went on it just didn’t go anywhere. until today.
so I just randomly realized that my name rhymes with hyena. and then I realized hey wait a minute I fucking love hyenas. so I did some research on the cultural impact of hyenas and… it’s really sad. the whole world hates hyenas. muslims hate hyenas. african tribal faiths hate hyenas. the greeks hate hyenas. jews hate hyenas. damn near every single culture in the region hates them. they’re vampires. they’re werewolves (er. werehyenas?). they’re the ghosts of cannibals (if only there was a single word for a creature that was the evil ghost of a cannibal). they’re the evil mounts that evil witches ride in the night. some real fucked up stuff. and I think that’s really sad, as I LOVE hyenas. they’re one of my favorite animals. the way they’re kinda dogs kinda cats kinda neither, the way they’re shaped like fucked up demented little monsters, the way they’re murdering bastards, the way they laugh. and I’ve heard that they taste very interesting. I’d eat em.
so I decided, them. hyenas. they deserve better and I would be one hot and sexy cute and adorable hyena. fursona selected, I’m a hyena now motherfucker!
and then my partner told me female hyenas have dicks. I was like bro what? and I looked it up. lady hyenas have an appendage that looks (if not functions) like a penis.
and I (dfab, trans, no desire or plans for surgery) thought
hell. yes. bonus points. I’m double over a hyena now.
is it culturally appropriative of African culture to pick an African native animal as my fursona? …nope. no it’s not. shut up fuck you do not pass go don’t touch my inbox. :)
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The whole idea with the designs for these anthros (maybe I can call them “soft anthros” or some shit lol) is that they have just enough anthropomorphism to do specific things, like walk upright and wear humanoid clothing. The paws typically have “thumbs” instead of dewclaws so grasping is possible, but things with fewer toes are just more “grip-shaped.” Not 100% sure how I’m gonna handle single-toed ungulates, but it’ll probably be somewhat mitten-like.
I also don’t want to compromise certain aspects of the animal so that they’re still recognizable as whatever species they are. With shark!Yamai, for example, i wanted to make his silhouette as shark-like/hydrodynamic as possible, so I didn’t narrow his head to make a distinct throat/neck.
Though, keeping in mind with certain (American?) classic animation trends, for relevant actions, their paws or flippers or whatever will change shape and slightly break model (or challenge/fudge physics or shapes). For example, Garfield’s feet shape change when he becomes bipedal. (The fat, orange lasagna-loving cat.) Sonic the Hedgehog’s mouth rarely sits in the center of his muzzle, rather cheats to one side or the other.
This was rambling, but I wanted to talk about it. It may become relevant to make this post for future purposes. Plus, I still have a bit of a passion for animation + character design. Maybe one day.
*“DFaB” stands for “Designated Fursona at Birth”, I really hope this doesn’t actually end up in the tag meant for trans people discussions lmao
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can u ppl stop talking about ppl w/ what gender they were assigned at birth like afab/amab in most convos its fucking useless and to be frank it just gives me a nice dose of dysphoria
#mine#i saw someone say dfab trans ppl like honestly how do u not see that its just a roundabout way of saying oh that person has whatever genital#s#in the context of their comment it also rly only applied to trans men not nb ppl rly like HHHNMG OK DUDE#sorry to post ab this shit on pride but its rly such a huge peeve of mine#i think there is a time and a place to use dfab/dmab or whatever but most of the time its not that time or that place LOL
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me, constantly switching from he to she pronouns and referring to denki as a girl/boy : i lov my bigender kid !
#HEHE ..#hes dfab btw if ur wondering ..............#n doesnt mind if u refer to her as he/she or a girl/boy or just either terms!#just..nvr gender neutral ones . n never they/them#bc s/he's both !!#GOD i rlly do mis denki... Mayhaps soon .................
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Ohara Masterlist
Hello! Here is a master list of all the works created on Ohara during the month we have been open. Every writer is tagged/linked and if they have a k-o-f-i in case you would like to tip them we have included that also! Thank you!
Remember to give everyone a follow <3 Also, I've done some warnings [ie gender sfw/n.sfw] but pay attention to each authors warnings!]
KEY: GN - Gender Neutral Reader F - Female pronouns used M - Male prounouns used DFAB - Female bodied reader/ no pronouns DMAB - Male bodied reader/no pronouns
PART TWO
++Ann [@fire-fist-ann]++ Yandere Sabo [N/SFW - DFAB]
++Ares [@lawscorazon]++ [Tip Them Here <3] Sweet Tooth - Perospero [N/SFW/DFAB] Reunion - Kid [SFW GN] Sucking On Their Tits - Zoro [N/SFW-GN] Washing Machine Heart - Zoro [SFW-GN]
++Bee [@secretsnailor]++ [Tip Them Here <3] Foot Fetish - Zoro [N/SFW-GN] Spending A Day Together - Kid [SFW- GN ] Confessing Feelings - Deuce [SFW -GN] Yandere Marco [N/SFW-DFAB]
++Didi [@usopp-writes]++ Words of affirmation - Corazon [SFW - GN] Childhood friends to lovers - Franky [SFW-GN] Reader wearing sexy clothes for him - Izou [N/SFW-GN] Smut glorious smut - Izou [N/SFW-F] Bath time - Izou [SFW-GN] Helping stressed out reader - Law [SFW-GN] Comforting a depressed reader [SFW-GN] With reader who has dyslexia - Mihawk [SFW- F] Sengoku Losing Corazon [Canon/No ship] Shower Sex - Thatch [N/SFW - GN] Self Care Day - Thatch/Marco/Ace [SFW-GN] Accidental Boner - Thatch/Marco [N/SFW - GN] Reader taking a hit for them and dying - Thatch/Kid/Killer/Ace [SFW-GN] Reader wearing a necklace with their initial - Ace/Shanks/Rayleigh/Law [SFW-GN] The akazaya reacting to reader having a crush [SFW-GN] Comforting a reader - Roger/Rayleigh [SFW-GN] Reader fusisng over them after a big fight - Franky/Croc [GN-SFW] Helping reader with past trauma - Marco/Kid [GN-SFW] Reacting to reader being pregnant - Ace/Luffy/Sabo [SFW-DFAB] Reactions to reader rescuing kittens - Thatch x Izou poly [SFW-GN] How they cuddle/sleep - Haruta/Garp/Zoro/Whitebeard [SFW-GN] Reacting to a reader having a crush -Kid/Thatch/Smoker [SFW-GN]
++Eevee [@smoleeveewrites]++ Too Much - Ace [N/SFW- DFAB] The Look - Sabo [SFW-F]
++Franky [@cyborg-franky]++ [Tip Them Here <3]
Pokemon AU - Ace [SFW] Happy Birthday! - Ace [SFW-GN] One Night Stand - Ace [N/SFW-GN] Silly cute nicknames - Ace/Marco/Thatch [SFW-GN] Sharing a bed/sleep/cuddle with - Ace/Marco [SFW-GN] Love Rivals - Ace/Marco -poly- [SFW-GN] Ace didn't die AU - Ace and Sabo [SFW] Confessing Feelings - Deuce [SFW-GN] Hit with a 'Truth Truth' fruit - Law/Kid [SFW-GN] Reaction to reader getting a tattoo - Law [SFW-GN] Helping reader study - Law [SFW-GN] Pokemon AU - Marco [SFW] Getting an accidental boner - Marco/Thatch [N/SFW -GN] After an argument - Marco [SFW-GN] With a S/O who became immortal - Marco [SFW-GN] Reader with a huge crush on them - Marco [SFW-GN] Yandere Harpy Marco - [N/SFW- GN] Fighting over the same person - Sanj/Zoro [SFW-GN] Yandere Sabo - [N/SFW - DFAB] Reacting to self harm scars - Sanji [SFW-GN] Reacting to a reader who reads minds - Strawhats [SFW-GN] Spening a morning with - Thatch [SFW-GN] Reaction to being called 'pops' in bed - Whitebeard Pirates [N/SFW-GN] The Morning After - Whitebeard Pirates [N/SFW-GN] Holding Hands Headcanons - Whitebeard Pirates [SFW-GN] One Piece Chars Playing A Horror Game Grocery shopping headcanons -Law/Thatch/Sanji/Robin [SFW-GN]
++Lemon [@eustasssimp]++ [Tip Them Here <3] S/O gets kidnapped - Barto [SFW-GN] Fussing over an injury - Barto/Thatch [SFW-GN] Words of affirmation - Corazon [SFW-GN] Looking after a sick S/O -Corazon [SFW-GN] Quality time with s/o - Franky [SFW-GN] Comparing Hand sizes - Kid/Killer [SFW-GN] Having a fight with S/O -Kid/Killer [SFW-GN] Sharing the same bed -Kid/Thatch/Barto [SFW-GN] Having a sociable S/O - Kid [SFW-GN] After losing his arm - Kid [SFW-GN] Jealous headcanons - Kid [SFW-GN] Playing a horro game - Kid/Mihawk/Barto/Buggy [SFW] Taking a bath together - Kid [SFW-GN] With someone with an obvious crush - Kid/Thatch/Smoker [SFW-GN] Reader feels under appreciated - Mihawk [SFW-GN] Grocery shopping headcanons - Robin/Thatch/Sanji/Law [SFW-GN] With S/O who sews - Sanji/Perona [SFW-GN] Trying to show physical affection - Smoker [SFW-GN] Comfort headcanons - Smoker [SFW-GN] Handholding Headcanons - Strawhats/Whitebeards/Roger pirates [SFW-GN]
++Lale [@childofblackmaria]++
Sister reader platonic with - Ace/Sabo/Luffy [PLATONIC] With a S/O trained in martial arts - Corazon/Kid/Sabo/Smoker [SFW-GN] Accidental expositionist - Kaido [N/SFW-GN] Confessing feelings - The Akazaya [SFW-GN] Wake Up Alone - Rayleigh [SFW-GN] Moaning out the wrong name during sex - Roger/Rayleigh/Kaido/Garp [N/SFW-GN] Holding Hands - Roger/Rayleigh/Gaben [SFW-GN] Comforting reader with a heavy heart - Smoker [SFW-GN] Maid Cafe of DILFs Sharing A Bed - Yamato/Kiku/Denjiro [SFW-GN]
#ohara library#one piece x reader insert#one piece reader inserts#one piece x you#one piece imagine#one piece x reader#one piece x y/n#masterlist
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Glossaire des genres et orientations sexuelles à l’usage des rollistes
Bonjour tout le monde ! Vu que c’est le mois des fierté et après des années à lire sur les rpgs “machine est bi, elle aime les hommes et les femmes, et oui ! Elle n’a pas encore fait son choix!” ou encore “Machin est pansexuel, il tombe amoureux d’une personnalité, pas d’un corps” et, me rendant compte que certains termes sont toujours considérés comme assez brumeux par certaines personnes, j’ai décidé de faire un petit glossaire avec l’aide de plusieurs personnes, plusieurs blogs (nb francophone, LGBT+fr, La vie en Queer, Mâle dans ma peau) à l’usage du rolliste. Ou en tout cas, de celleux qui voudraient jouer des personnages d’un genre ou d’une orientation sexuelle définie. Un simple ctrl+f pour rechercher un terme !
Notez cependant que, comme le dit très bien “la vie en queer”: Il est à noter qu’il peut exister plusieurs définitions pour un terme. la définition donnée ici est en général la définition consensus. Vous pouvez tout à fait vous identifier à un terme en lui donnant une définition légèrement différente. (SI VOUS N’ÊTES PAS CONCERNE.E.S veuillez ne pas vous approprier un terme et changer sa définition.)
Notez également que ce glossaire a été majoritairement fait par des personnes blanches (je suis la seule personne racisée du projet)
AFAB (assigned female at birth) : assigné.e femme à la naissance (voir aussi : CAFAB, DFAB, AFAN)
AFAN : Assignée fille/femme à la naissance, version française de AFAB.
AGAN : Assigné garçon à la naissance, version française de AMAB.
AHAN : Assigné homme à la naissance, version française de AMAB.
AMAB (assigned male at birth) : assigné.e homme à la naissance (voir aussi : CAMAB, DMAB, AGAN, AHAN).
Acephobie (acephobia) : oppression envers les personnes sur le spectre asexuel.
Agenre (agender) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne qui n’a pas de genre, qui ressent une absence de genre
Androgyne (androgyne) : un terme auquel peut s’identifier quelqu’un dont le genre présente à la fois des caractéristiques féminines et masculines. A ne pas confondre avec l’expression de genre (apparence) androgyne (androgynous en anglais).
Ace : abréviation d’asexuel-le ; peut être utilisé comme une abréviation pour le spectre asexuel.
Aro : abréviation d’aromantique ; peut être utilisé comme un terme parapluie pour le spectre aromantique.
Aromantique : une personne qui ne ressent pas d’attirance romantique envers d’autres personnes.
Asexuel-le : une personne qui ne ressent pas d’attirance sexuelle envers d’autres personnes
Bigenre (bigender) : un terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne ayant deux genres, en même temps, ou l’un après l’autre de manière fluide (quel qu’ils soient).
Binaire (binary) : adjectif qui qualifie quelque chose qui est construit sur deux entités. Le système de genre homme/femme est binaire. Les genres binaires sont homme et femme car ils font partie de ce système.
Biphobie (biphobia) : oppression envers les personnes bisexuelles, biromantiques et pan par extension.
Bisexuel-le/biromantique : une personne attiré-e sexuellement/romantiquement par plusieurs genres (ce peut donc être tous les genres et inclure les personnes non-binaires) OU une personne attirée par les personnes du même genre qu’elle et d’autre(s) genre(s).
CAFAB (Coercively assigned female at birth) : assigné.e femme de manière coercitive à la naissance. A priori réservé aux personnes intersexes.
CAMAB (Coercively assigned male at birth) : assigné.e homme de manière coercitive à la naissance. A priori réservé aux personnes intersexes.
Cisgenre (cisgender) ou cis : une personne qui s’identifie au genre qui lui a été attribué à la naissance est cisgenre.
Cisnormatif (cisnormative) : désigne un système social dans lequel il est considéré que norme est d’être cisgenre ; désigne par extension tout comportement ou pensée conditionnés par cette norme.
Cissexiste (cissexist) : le fait de considérer que les personnes cisgenres sont supérieures aux personnes transgenres, ou le fait de considérer que les identités des personnes cisgenres sont plus valides que celles des personnes transgenres, ou le fait de nier l’existence des transidentités. Le cissexisme peut-être conscient ou inconscient (conditionnement des individus par une société cisnormative).
Déconstruction : se dit d’un processus qui consiste à déconstruire les idées oppressives apprises via la société. En réalité, personne ne peut être à 100% déconstruit-e.
Demi-fille (demigirl) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne qui se sent partiellement femme et partiellement un autre genre (quel qu’il soit). Une personne qui s’identifie demi-fille peut-être afab ou amab, cela n’a pas d’importance.
Demi-garçon (demiboy/demiguy) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne qui se sent partiellement homme et partiellement un autre genre (quel qu’il soit). Une personne qui s’identifie demi-garçon peut-être afab ou amab, cela n’a pas d’importance.
Demi-genre (demigender) : s’identifier partiellement à ce genre et partiellement à autre chose (voir aussi demi-fille, demi-garçon). Demisexuel.le: Une personne attirée sexuellement par une autre seulement quand une certaine confiance et un certain degré d’intimité s’est installé. Les personnes demisexuelles ont besoin d’un lien émotionnel fort avec une personne pour être attirées sexuellement par celle-ci. (oubli de ma part, suggestion de @pearlizedwinters )
Deux-esprits (Two-spirit) : un terme parapluie utilisé par certains peuples natifs américains pour désigner une personne ayant un genre non-binaire. Ce terme est culturel et ne doit pas être utilisé par une personne ne faisant pas partie de la dite-culture.
DFAB (designated female at birth) : désigné.e femme à la naissance
Diamorique (diamoric) : terme vaste désignant une relation impliquant au moins une personne non-binaire ou une orientation signifiant que la personne qui éprouve l’attirance est non-binaire.
DMAB (designated male at birth) : désigné.e homme à la naissance
Dyadique (dyadic) : une personne qui rentre dans les standards mâles ou femelles, c’est à dire non-intersexe.
Dysphorie de genre (gender dysphoria) : inconfort, anxiété voire dépression résultant du fait de ne pas vivre dans son vrai genre. Elle peut être sociale (par exemple, via l’utilisation des mauvais pronoms) et/ou physique (par exemple à cause de la poitrine, considérée comme une marque de féminine par la société). La dysphorie peut impacter le fonctionnement quotidien de la personne.
Euphorie de genre (gender euphoria) : contraire de la dysphorie de genre, il s’agit de l’euphorie résultant du fait de vivre dans son vrai genre (ex : quand les gens utilisent les bons pronoms, etc.)
Femme transgenre ou femme trans (trans woman) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne amab dont le genre est femme
Féminisme (feminism) : mouvement pour l’égalité des genres
Fluide : peut décrire une personne dont le genre est fluide (voir aussi : genre-fluide)
FTM (Female To Male : femme vers homme) : terme auquel peut s’identifier un homme trans. A éviter si on n’est pas sûr-e que la personne s’identifie ainsi.
FTN/FTX/FTU/FT* (Female To Nonbinary ou Female to Neutral/Female to X/ Female to Unknown : femme vers non-binaire ou femme vers neutre/ femme vers X / femme vers inconnu) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne afab dont le genre est non-binaire. A éviter si on n’est pas sûr-e que la personne s’identifie ainsi.
Genre (gender) : l’identité de genre est le sentiment d’être une femme, un homme ou un autre genre, c’est une identité intrinsèque. Elle se forme selon des facteurs sociaux et psychologiques complexes. Le genre est à différencier de l’anatomie.
Genre-fluide (Genderfluid) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne dont le genre est fluide, fluctue entre plusieurs genres différents. Le genre peut fluctuer entre n’importe quels genres (binaires ou non binaires), de manière prévisible ou non, selon les situation, les périodes.
Genderqueer : terme parapluie se référant à un genre non-normatif ou à une expression de genre non-normative.
Hétéronormatif (heteronormative) : désigne un système social dans lequel il est considéré que la norme est d’être hétérosexuel.le et hétéroromantique ; désigne par extension tout comportement ou pensée conditionnés par cette norme.
Hétérocisnormatif (heterocisnormative) : désigne un système social dans lequel il est considéré que norme est d’être hétérosexuel.le, hétéroromantique et cisgenre ; désigne par extension tout comportement ou pensée conditionnés par cette norme.
Homme trangenre ou homme trans (trans man/trans guy) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne afab dont le genre est homme
Homophobie (homophobia) : oppression envers les personnes homosexuelles et/ou homoromantiques.
Inclusif (politique) : l’inclusivité en militantisme c’est inclure les personnes opprimées dans son discours et ce de manière respectueuse et sensibilisée.
Inclusif (genre grammatical) : un genre grammatical servant à parler d’un groupes de personnes de genres différents ou d’une personne de genre inconnu ou d’une personne non-binaire qui le souhaite. Se forme en général avec des ponctuations entre le masculin et le féminin (content.e, content-e, content’e, content•e) mais un travail est fait pour obtenir une vraie forme grammaticale.
Intersectionnalité (intersectionality) : concept inventé par Kimberlé Crenshaw illustrant l’intersection des oppressions vécues par les femmes noires de classes défavorisées (sexisme*racisme*classisme)
Intersexe (intersex) : personne dont les organes génitaux, les organes reproducteurs ou les chromosomes ne peuvent être définis comme étant typiquement « mâle » ou « femelle ». Ce n’est donc pas un genre mais il existe des genres réservés aux personnes intersexes. (A noter qu’on n’utilise plus le mot hermaphrodite.)
LGBTQIAAP+ (ou LGBTQ+ ou LGBT+) : « Lesbienne, Gay, Bisexuel.le, Trans(genre), Queer, Intersexe, Asexuel.le, Agenre, Pansexuel.le, + ». + : tout les termes n’ayant pas été cités de manière à rendre l’acronyme plus inclusif. On parle en général de la communauté LGBTQ+. Il existe différentes versions de l’acronyme incluant un deuxième Q pour « en questionnement ».
MTF (Male To Female : homme vers femme) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne amab dont le genre est femme. A éviter si on n’est pas sûr-e que la personne s’identifie ainsi.
MTN/MTX/MTU/MT* (Male To Nonbinary ou Male to Neutral/Male to X/ Male to Unknown : homme vers non-binaire ou homme vers neutre/ homme vers X / homme vers inconnu) : terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne amab dont le genre est non-binaire. A éviter si on n’est pas sûr-e que la personne s’identifie ainsi.
MOGAI : Marginalized Orientations, Gender Alignements and Intersex – Minorités d’orientations, d’alignements de genre et intersexes. Une alternative à LGBTQ+.
Misogynie (misogyny) : oppression envers les femmes, en général utilisé pour désigner les manifestations violentes du sexisme.
Multigenre (multigender) : terme parapluie pour les personnes ayant plusieurs genres, alternativement ou simultanément (fluides, bigenres, trigenres, polygenres).
Neutre (identité de genre) : genre neutre.
Neutre (genre grammatical) : un 3e genre grammatical qui n’est ni féminin, ni masculin et est spécifique aux personnes non-binaires qui souhaitent l’utiliser (à noter qu’il n’existe pas encore de neutre officiel en français).
Neutrois (Neutrois) : un genre neutre indépendant en dehors des concepts de féminité et de masculinité. Cependant, ce mot peut avoir plusieurs définitions selon les personnes.
Neurogenre (neurogender) : lorsque le neurotype d’une personne neuroatypique (c’est à dire qui n’est pas dans la norme mentale dominante comme les autistes par exemple) influence ou est fortement lié à son genre.
Non-binaire (Nonbinary) ou NB ou enby : Il s’agit d’un terme parapluie qui rassemble toutes les identités de genre qui ne se conforment pas au système binaire (donc ni exclusivement homme, ni exclusivement femme).
Oppressions (oppressions) : une oppression est systémique c’est à dire qu’elle est perpétuée par un groupe entier – dominant – envers un groupe entier – dominé -. Le groupe dominant bénéfice de privilèges injustes sur le groupe dominé. L’oppression se manifeste par des discriminations et violences (cissexisme/transphobie, sexisme/misogynie, racisme, psychophobie, validisme…)
Orientation sexuelle (sexual orientation) : se définit par l’attirance sexuelle que l’on éprouve pour les personnes d’un ou de plusieurs genres.
Orientation romantique (romantic orientation) : se définit par l’attirance romantique que l’on éprouve pour les personnes d’un ou plusieurs genres.
Pariorienté.e (pariorientated): se dit d’une personne dont l’orientation sexuelle et romantique correspondent. Exemple : bisexuelle et biromantique.
Pansexuel-le/panromantique : être attiré-e sexuellement/romantiquement par tous les genres OU indépendamment du genre.
Polygenre (polygender) : un terme auquel peut s’identifier une personne ayant plusieurs ou beaucoup de genres.
Polyamoureuxe : orientation relationnelle dans laquelle on a le désir d’avoir plusieurs relations en même temps (consensuelles et éthiques).
Privilèges (privileges): avoir des privilèges c’est le fait d’appartenir à un groupe dominant et par conséquent de ne pas subir les oppressions et discriminations perpétuées par ce groupe envers les groupes dominés (ex : être blanc, être cis, être hétéro, être valide, être neutrotypique…) Pride: La marche des fiertés, principale manifestation du mouvement LGBT ; elle est destinée à donner une visibilité aux personnes homosexuelles, bisexuelles, queer, transgenres et autres et à revendiquer la liberté et l’égalité des orientations sexuelles et des identités de genre. Créées à la suite des émeutes de Stonewall aux États-Unis en 1969. existantes aujourd’hui dans de nombreux pays à travers le monde. Elles sont généralement organisées chaque année autour du mois de juin, le mois des fiertés.
Queer (« étrange » en anglais) : terme parapluie qui englobe toutes les identités de genre ou orientations sexuelles et romantiques qui diffèrent de la norme hétéro et cis (voir aussi : genderqueer). A l’origine une insulte que la communauté LGBTQ+ s’est réapproprié.
Safe : se dit d’un espace où les personnes concernées par une oppression sont en sécurité car les personnes présentes sont suffisamment sensibilisées et respectueuses. En réalité, rien ni personne ne peut être 100% safe.
Sexe (sex) : classification sociale des êtres humains d’après leurs caractères sexuels primaires (organes génitaux) et secondaires (poitrine, barbe, voix…), leurs hormones (testostérone, estrogènes…) et leurs chromosomes sexuels (X et Y). Dans la pratique, l’assignation du sexe à la naissance se base sur l’apparence des organes génitaux externes et très peu de gens connaissent leurs taux hormonaux ou chromosomes. Le sexe est un construit social.
Sexisme (sexism) : discrimination basée sur le sexe envers toutes les personnes qui ne sont pas des hommes cis dyadiques (donc envers les femmes, les personnes trans et personnes intersexes).
Spectre (spectrum) : terme utile pour désigner le fait qu’il existe une diversité au sein d’une identité ou d’une notion. Exemples : le spectre des genres, le spectre de la bisexualité.
Transgenre (transgender) ou trans : une personne qui n’est pas exclusivement du genre qui lui a été assigné à la naissance. Ce n’est pas une maladie et cela n’a rien d’anormal. Les personnes non-binaires peuvent s’identifier transgenres.
Transféminin.e (transfeminine) : une personne AMAB dont le genre est sur le spectre féminin (quelque soit le « niveau » de féminité ressenti).
Transmasculin.e (transmasculine) : une personne AFAB dont le genre est sur le spectre masculin (quelque soit le « niveau » de masculinité ressenti).
Trigenre (trigender) : un terme pour les personnes ayant 3 genres.
Terme parapluie (umbrella term) : un terme qui rassemble plusieurs identités. Ex : Non-binaire est un terme parapluie.
TERF (trans exclusionary radical feminists) : des femmes se disant « féministes » radicales qui excluent les personnes trans du mouvement. En réalité, elles n’ont rien de féministes et s’attaquent violemment aux personnes trans, notamment les femmes trans.
Transitionner (transition) : décrit un parcours pour vivre dans son vrai genre. La transition peut être purement sociale (reconnaissance sociale de son genre, prénom, pronoms, vêtements, …) et/ou physique (hormones, chirurgies). Chaque personne à un parcours différent selon ses besoins. Il n’existe pas de transition « type ».
Transphobie (transphobia) : oppression envers les personnes trans qui peut se manifester par de la transphobie ordinaire (genrer les corps, etc.), des discriminations, de la violence verbale et/ou physique. (Voir aussi : cissexisme).
Transmysoginie (transmysoginy) : oppression spécifique envers les femmes trans issue de intersection entre la misogynie et de la transphobie.
Variorienté.e (variorientated) : se dit d’une personne dont l’orientation sexuelle et romantique ne correspondent pas. Exemple : bisexuelle et homoromantique.
NB: Si vous voyez qu’il manque un terme ou que vous êtes une personne concernée souhaitant me corriger, n’hésitez pas !
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Library Of Ohara Event
When I took part in @library-of-ohara here are my works!
Canon Content [SFW] Pokemon AU - Ace Pokemon AU - Marco Ace didn't die AU - Ace and Sabo SFW GN Reader Happy Birthday! - Ace Silly cute nicknames - Ace/Marco/Thatch Sharing a bed/sleep/cuddle with - Ace/Marco Love Rivals - Ace/Marco -poly- Confessing Feelings - Deuce Hit with a 'Truth Truth' fruit - Law/Kid Reaction to reader getting a tattoo - Law Helping reader study - Law After an argument - Marco With a S/O who became immortal - Marco Reader with a huge crush on them - Marco Fighting over the same person - Sanj/Zoro Reacting to self harm scars - Sanji Reacting to a reader who reads minds - Strawhats Spening a morning with - Thatch Holding Hands Headcanons - Whitebeard Pirates N/SFW GN One Night Stand - Ace [GN] Getting an accidental boner - Marco/Thatch [GN] Yandere Harpy Marco - [GN] Yandere Sabo - [DFAB] Reaction to being called 'pops' in bed - Whitebeard Pirates [GN] The Morning After - Whitebeard Pirates [GN] Headcanons One Piece Chars Playing A Horror Game Grocery shopping headcanons -Law/Thatch/Sanji/Robin
#one piece x reader#one piece x you#gender neutral reader#one piece#one piece reader insert#trafalgar law#one piece x y/n#sabo x reader#sabo x you#marco the phoenix x reader#portgas d ace#fushichou marco#marco x you#marco x reader#ace x you#portgas d ace x reader#masked deuce x you#masked deuce#thatch#thatch x you#izou#izou x you#thatch x reader#izou x reader#law x you#eustass kid x reader#eustass kid x you#eustass kid x y/n#trafalgar law x reader#law trafalgar
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Miles upshur with an DFAB S/O with a breeding kink?
wow- I'm gonna try with this here we go
headcanon's cause my mind is half blank I am so sorry
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-Miles Fucking Upshur
-this man was obsessed with the thought of you carrying his child, so whenever you two were at it, you were at it like rabbits
-he'd thrust hard into you, holding you down tightly as he does, you'd already cum three times but it wasn't enough until you were full to the brim of his cum
-it's gotten more intense now that he's the host of the walrider, cause whenever you two are in bed together he's, even more, rougher, making sure to fill you up, making sure to breed you
-once you get pregnant Miles can't help but be more possessive of you, holding you and all.
-man is a breeding freak cause when that baby's born, he'll breed you again
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Sniffle
L. Lawliet x S/I//Reader
Rating: Was General, now Mature
Type: Fluff and Smut all mixed together, oddly enough
Summary: Reader//S/I starts to get sick and L refuses to care about germs as he cuddles them and takes care of them. Technically gender neutral but with a DFAB SI in mind.
“No, don’t touch me, I’m sick,” I whined in protest as L crawled into bed with me. Not only did I not want him to see me when I felt so gross, I didn’t want him getting too close and making it easier for me to spread my germs.
“I’m quite aware that you’re sick,” he murmured, his arms sliding around me as he tugged me into his chest and nestled his face into my neck. “That’s why I’m here, to comfort you and take care of you.”
“But I’ll get you sick,” I protested weakly, my resolve already fading as I relaxed into his hold. Being around L always made me soft and weak. He held my heart in the palms of his hands.
“Mm, the likelihood exceeds sixty percent, but still, how could I leave my love to suffer?”
He kissed my pulse-point as he spooned me and I thought I might melt. “You don’t deserve to suffer with me, and you have a case, don’t you?”
His lips ghosting over the shell of my ear followed by the puff of his breath made me shudder. “Do you mean the case I just solved within five hours?”
One of his hands gently squeezed my breast, fingers lightly flicking my nipple through my thin nightgown.
“You already closed it?” Before he could answer, a vicious cough wracked by body, ripping itself free of my throat as I wheezed and sputtered.
“And I won’t be taking another for at least a week. My contacts know through Watari that I am taking care of a personal matter.”
“That’s one way to put taking care of your sick partner and intentionally getting sick with them.”
I could practically feel that small, self-satisfied twitch of his lips as he smirked, even without seeing his face. Another cough erupted, making me gasp as I scrabbled desperately for breath. The tickling itch in my throat intensified as the stream of coughing continued, lungs spasming helplessly with every breath I managed between gasps. L held me through it all, not flinching in the slightest.
When I finally regained control of my body, he eased me into an upright position. He allowed my tired body to slump against him, bearing most of my weight as he reached for one of the thermoses sitting on the nightstand. He unscrewed the cap and passed it to me, kissing my temple. “Drink. I made it for you.”
I unscrewed the lid, immediately hit by a combined sweet and herbal scent. Taking a small sip, I tasted honey, lemon, and ginger. The steam wafting from the mixture licked against my cheeks as I drank small mouthfuls in order to avoid scalding my tongue. It did an excellent job soothing my throat, some of the soreness abating almost instantly. I inhaled its fragrance again before replacing the lid, sighing as I handed the thermos back to L. “Thanks babe.”
He smiled, something soft, fond, and genuine, reaching out to caress my jawline with the knuckle of his index finger. “I do so adore seeing your cheeks flushed, just not like this.”
He kissed the side of my nose and I flinched back, still not wanting to drag him down with me. L, however, was having none of it as he cupped my cheek and leaned in for a kiss, thumb pressing on my bottom lip. His own lips were as soft as ever, his mouth just as inviting. My will to push him away faded, even when he slipped his tongue between my slightly parted lips. My breath quickened and I hoped to whatever gods were listening that I wouldn’t suddenly cough into his mouth. I hated making him sick. I wanted to push him off of me and demand he keep his distance when he guided me onto my back without breaking the kiss, but when one of his hands trailed up my inner thigh, my traitorous body parted my legs for him. Even sick I wanted him, wanted him to touch me. I craved it and he knew it.
“My my,” L purred. “No underwear, love? Were you secretly hoping all along that I would ignore your no-sick contact policy?”
Heat rushed to my cheeks. “No, of course not. I really don’t want to get you sick.”
“Too late, love.” He held my gaze as he penetrated me with three of his tantalizingly long fingers. I involuntarily clamped down on them with a soft moan. “Being that I have already been exposed, however, I think we should make the most of it.”
“Make the most of it?”
“Thoroughly.”
He lifted my nightgown with his free hand, meticulously placing a kiss on every inch of my breasts as his fingers worked, twisting and pressing and curling until my fists clenched in the blankets by my side, the muscles of my lower stomach and thighs tensing. “L,” I whimpered.
“It’s okay to let go,” he whispered, nose trailing along my collarbone. “I wanted you to come so you could get some proper rest and sleep well. After all, orgasm triggers the release of so many helpful substances: oxytocin, dopamine, serotonin, endorphins...”
The smooth current of his voice, so calm, so steady, so sure, washed over me as an orgasm hit, so intense that it obliterated the cough that wanted to form, my breath coming out in a ragged exhale. L’s fingers kept working as if trying to physically pluck the pleasure into the light. I was floating, mind clouded with a rush of bliss, but I still noticed when L’s weight shifted on the bed, his fingers receding from slick warmth. He curled up next to me again, drawing me into the circle of his arms with his fingers gently rubbing my clit. His nuzzled his cheek lovingly against my own. “Try to go to sleep now, love. When you wake up you can have some more soup.”
My hips bucked toward his hand, clit swollen and sensitive with stimulation even as my eyes drooped tiredly. “I love you.”
“As I love you.”
Already sleepy from my first orgasm, I went limp with euphoria from the second, fading from consciousness in L’s embrace as he peppered chaste kisses onto the side of my neck and stroked my embarrassingly sweaty hair away from my face. Maybe sharing my germs was worth it if it meant I could still fall asleep to the sound of his heartbeat or his soft murmurs as he started to recite the details of his last case.
#l lawliet#f/o x s/i#yana writes#imagine your f/o#fluff and smut#fluff and romance#fluff and hurt/comfort#sickfic#l lawliet x si#ryuzaki imagines#l imagines#l lawliet imagine#f/o imagines#self ship#self insert#f/o fic#i hate being sick#the violet hour#if winter came surely spring can’t be far behind#l lawliet x reader
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Okaaay so I hope I did this right. I am exicted to request something from you! Please can I have..
He/him - DFAB
Threesome/established relationship/Ace x reader x Marco
No butt stuff/dom sub dynamics Marco as the dom to two subs/ DP/collars/some degrading -humiliation- name calling/ short chubby small boobs
Thank you so much I hope this makes it <3
Hello hello babe!! Of course, I hope you enjoy this spicy threesome with this flaming hot babes. Thank u so much for requesting! Love u ♥ ~
🔥NSFW~ Portgas D. Ace x Reader x Marco ~ Red & Blue Flames
Tw: threesome. He/Him pronouns. DFAB reader. Dom! Marco, Sub! Ace, Sub! Reader. Collars, DP, name calling and soft humiliation, unprotected sex. Oral sex.
IT IS NSFW, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
I'm not taking any responsibility if something bothers you after you chose to ignore the warnings and keep reading my content.
Wc: 1.1K
“Aw look at you, my sweet boys” he says while ruffling his subs’ hair. The freckled boy and you are waiting for the orders of your dom, Marco. He walks sexily unbuttoning his blue shirt and sits on his favorite spot. He crosses his legs and looks at both of you with a smile. Yet, that smile hides pretty mischievous intentions…
...and you love it.
“Come here, Ace, (Name). Crawling, please” your dom calls you. “Yes, master” you two purr and begin crawling up to him. You both kneel in front of him, with your hands over your thighs and your insides ready. “I have a little surprise for you two today, you know?” he says. You two jump on your place, excited, pressing your sexes over your heels.
The blond doctor takes two collars out of his pockets. From them hangs a little plate that has engraved in them “Freckled Slut” and “Cum Slut”. He asks Ace to turn around and put it on him first. “Do you like it?” he asks. Ace nods, wiggling his ass like a happy puppy. “(Name), come here” he says. You turn around and he puts the collar on you. “So, my perfect boy. Do you like it?”. “Yes, master. I love it” you say, content because you love when he calls you names.
“So, sluts. How are you two gonna be showing me your gratitude for the present, huh? Marco says, lowering the zipper of his black trousers. Ace smiles at you, and you smile back. Both of you attack your dom’s crotch. Ace’s warm hand grabs Marco’s shaft and while he jerks him off he offers the tip to your tongue. Tongue that plays with Marco’s precum, forming strings and showing it proudly your oral skills to your master. “Good boy, Cum slut”, “Freckled slut, faster” he orders.
Ace speeds up the pace, sometimes he also licks and sucks the tip of Marco’s dick, sometimes his tongue plays with yours over it. “Freckled slut, Cum slut open your mouths” your dom orders and jerking himself finishes your work. He cums with a grunt, lower belly spasms and warm milk spilling from your mouths to your chests. “Good boys, now stand up” he says, still panting but looking at you with pure lust and desire for more, so much more.
“Ace, clean (Name)’s chest with your tongue, please” he commands. Ace approaches your small breasts, and licks from the crook of your neck to your nipples. “A-Ace…” you moan while he nibbles your sensitive cum covered skin. Marco takes a little time to recover but he is back quickly and stands at your back. He grabs the side of your hips, burying his fingers on your chubby flesh, perfect body to commit sins with.
You are trapped in between your two lovers. The small of your back feels Marco’s full erection, as he is way taller than you. He bends forward, passing a hand to the front. “Freckled slut, kiss me” he commands. Ace, completely delighted by the salty taste of his master’s cum mixed with your skin, presses his lips against Marco’s. And as he does, you feel his erection grow harder against your stomach.
You see them tongues dance in an erotic performance and wish to join them soon. And you do. Marco, without parting his lips from the fire boy, uses his index under your chin to invite you. A tripartite kiss, steamy and delightful experience, lip biting, breathing into each other’s mouth. Holly mixture of love and pure lust.
And while the kiss goes on, Marco’s hard erection reaches your entrance. The tip dances over your sex and soon Ace’s too. Tips grazing in between your labia, lubricated by their and your arousal honeys. Cockwarming both of your lovers, you move back and forth while a pressure builds on your guts. Pressure you want to release, but that you want to enjoy endlessly at the same time.
“Come on, Cum slut” Marco says, breaking the kiss, passing his hands around your waist, and lifting you up. He walks backwards and sits on the couch with you over his strong thighs. “You, Freckled bitch on your knees. Use that tongue to give him what he deserves” your dom commands and spread your legs by grabbing them from under your knees. Ace, smiles perversely and kneels in front of your sex.
His tongue does wonders to your entrance, sticking fingers deep, spitting on it, sucking, and using his whole tongue over your anatomy. Marco enjoys playing with your breasts, twisting, and pinching your nipples. Marco puts his lips on your ear and whispers with the most degrading tone possibly.
“Look how much you are enjoying the tongue of the freckled slut, dirty little boy. You like that? huh? Such a perverted slut you are”
And because your body can’t endure anymore, you come. And you come, hard. Moaning, grunting. Feeling how Marco presses down your belly so you could feel Ace’s fingers inside your bits. “That’s right! the cum slut has come! Good job, Ace!” he praises your freckled lover, who plants a sweet kiss on your inner thigh. You look at him with pure love, thankful for such a good session.
And because you thought you were now resting the sliding of your dom’s dick inside your already overstimulated sex surprises you, pleasantly. “You are not gonna be resting yet, my boy” Marco whispers as he goes up and down, stretching your insides. “Freckled slut, come here. Fuck him too and fill him up. You deserve it”.
Ace, who’s dick drips precum, exacerbated and so needy of pleasure, jumps and straddles his hips over you and Marco. He jerks off a little and guides his sex inside you, softly forcing his way in as he grazes himself with your master’s dick. His arms on each side of your face, white knuckles from holding himself onto the backrest of the couch. He goes in and out with violent thrusts. You turn to the side and play with Marco’s tongue. Both Ace and him pump into you, your legs tremble and you pant. Everything feels heavenly, divine.
Your hands over Ace’s hard abdomen, feeling the wet little drops of sweat that garnishes each bump on his skin. His black wavy locks over his face while he growls and throws his head back driven by the need to release his reaching climax. And he does, and you too and Marco after.
You feel full, Ace falls exhausted over you. Marco, and him still inside you. The three of you return your breathing back to normal. Marco passes his arms around you and reaches Ace’s back. He moves his hand in circular motion and lovingly kisses your cheek. “Good job, guys. I love you”. “We love you too, Master”
You rest, safe and secure, smiling, satisfied and full of love in between your boyfriends arms. ♥ ~
#portgas d. ace#spicy week event#portgas d ace x reader#portgas d ace x you#portgas d. ace x reader#one piece x y/n#one piece#sashi ya#one piece x you#one piece x reader#ace one piece#portgas d ace headcanons#ace x you#ace x reader#portgas d ace x y/n#portgas d ace#portgas d ace imagine#fire fist ace#one piece fanfiction#one piece x oc#one piece scenario#marco the phoenix#marco one piece#marco x you#marco x reader#marco the pineapple#one piece x marco#marco imagine
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I do not care about birth rates. I do not care about whether or not our society “needs” more people born to carry on the next generation(s).
Even if every single person dfab decided today that they will never ever willingly reproduce, it would not justify a single case of forced reproduction.
If a society needs forced birth in order to continue, please reconsider whether that is a society worth saving.
#pro choice#not to mention that birth rate arguments#are usually just badly disguised wh-te supr-m-cy
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Lest you think everything I do is dripping with the ooky spookies, I want you to visualize my late-30's ass dangling from the lowermost branch of a wild/native persimmon tree, shoving one of the fruit into my face without even attempting to wash it.
In a public park. In broad daylight.
To complete the picture you need to include the young family of four who happened down the park trail to see this strange display. The older child locks eyes with me and sees that yes, in fact, you ARE permitted to do THAT when you are an adult. The father's like "Beyond my pay grade", the mother is fighting against every bit of her mid-southern DFAB training to not shout 'what the fuck'.
I, attempting my best to salvage this situation, pipe up: "They're persimmons!"
I also found pecans and walnuts.
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