#dexbloss

[pinktwinkiezoppo]

Current mood

[blogblogartstuffuhh]

Little headcanon ! Lol 🎀🧪

[llortastic]

I don't think I even have to say it but YTShorts has got me on a choke hold by reminding me of the biggest het ship I had as a teen. These two were MY LIFE so much that my bestie (@mayatried) and I made OCs for blossom and dexter to smooch.

[spookyjelly]

Literally obsessed with Ben/Dexter bro can’t remember how it happened but I’m now scouring the wide web looking for crumbs.

Like I love this ship it’s like super cute dude I’m going manic 💛

Here are my offerings 🥹

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

reason: It's implied in both shows and through try art styles that these stories take place in the same universe. We also see them directly interact in both Super Secret Crisis War, and Super Smash up, which are multi franchise crossovers. And of course, in the video game Fusionfall, it's implied that they're close since if you have Dexter as your guide, the first agent he has you talk to is Blossom and they refer to each other a lot

[wayofthedeedee]

Sorry for the lack of activity! I've been playing around in My Side Twitter and Instagram ✨

Been meeting really nice people there! Instagram people seem to really like DexBloss, so I fixed up this old drawing for them 💘 I'll be posting my Discord Doodles under the 💫 Old Doodles story. If you follow me, make sure you let me know your handle so I can follow you back!

[itzzstarlune]

Dexter and Blossom hanging out and Dee Dee is being a menace.

[i-carry-the-evilmortyabel-name]

Something from Insta!

[4h0y-m4t3s]

Dexbloss incorrect quotes ( that may or may not be very OOC at times)

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator - taken from here.

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Blossom: You got a date yet Dexter? Dexter: No… Blossom: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Blossom: Did it hurt when you fell- Dexter: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Blossom: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Dexter: … Blossom: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Blossom: You have to apologize to them Dexter. Dexter: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Dexter: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Blossom: I wrote you a poem. Dexter, already crying: You did?

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Dexter: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Blossom: Peonies, why? Dexter: Blossom: Were you going to get me flowers? Dexter: Blossom: Dexter: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Dexter: seductively takes off glasses Dexter: Wow… Blossom: blushes Haha… what? Dexter: You're really fucking blurry.

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Dexter: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Blossom: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Dexter: That one. I want that one.

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Dexter: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Blossom: Marry me.

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Blossom: We’re getting married, bitches! Dexter: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Blossom: I would never say that dexter is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true...dexter is a bitch and I like him so much!

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Blossom: I’m in love with you. Dexter: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Blossom: I know. Dexter: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Dexter: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Blossom: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Dexter: I don't know, surprise me!

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Blossom: Stop doing that. Dexter: Stop doing what? Blossom: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Dexter: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Blossom: You always act stupid. Blossom: Blossom: Wait…

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Blossom is crying after a breakup Dexter: There there, Blossom. Blossom, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Dexter: Great question—

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Blossom: The stars are so beautiful… Dexter: They're just giant balls of gas. Blossom: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Dexter: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Blossom: Oh…

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Blossom: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Dexter: AS ENEMIES?! Blossom:

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Dexter, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Blossom, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Blossom: angrily presses Dexter against a wall WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Dexter: … Dexter: Are we about to kiss-

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Blossom: Babe, you're so funny! Dexter: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you. Blossom: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

(This one was so random??? 😭)

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Blossom: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Dexter: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Blossom: Stop.

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Dexter: Blossom and I are no longer friends. Blossom: DEXTER THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Dexter: I owe you one. Blossom: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Edit: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME I MISSPELLED OOC 💔

[death-limes]

falling headfirst back into my middle/highschool hyperfixation of shipping blossom ppg and dexter laboratory (aged up ofc), except now im a lot better with characterization and relationship dynamics so their whole story in my head has gotten a huge glow-up of sorts & i love them even more now

too bad they dont rlly have a fandom that gets Like That about them, ao3’s got slim pickins & most of it is just kinda basic

[littlepistol122]

Repost from my deleted blog because it funny

[pinktwinkiezoppo]

And I'll do it again!

[blogblogartstuffuhh]

Lovebirds <333

[theangrycomet-art]

Stepping on Toes

When the fight between you and your rival ends up in an entirely town so it ends up having to be broken up by the local super heroes who are sort-of-your friends-

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Every fic I've found for these two that doesn't somehow involve the rowdyruffs always has Blossom instantly smitten with Dexter.

No- he is a little asshat. She is a prude. They both have HUGE egos and a bad pride streak- especially when it comes to saving the world.

They can be cute and fluffy but dammit where is it where they are snarky and salty as hell with each other first before becoming besties/ eventually crushing.

COMMISSIONS OPEN

[ilovecookiesandshakespere]

Blossom x Dexter fanart

[mrenickma]

Someone pointed this out on deviant art and it was so clever I had to share:

Dexter x blossom works because it's so in character for dexter to fall in love with, of all things, a science experiment!