#dexbloss

[pinktwinkiezoppo]

Current mood

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Little headcanon ! Lol 🎀🧪

[llortastic]

I don't think I even have to say it but YTShorts has got me on a choke hold by reminding me of the biggest het ship I had as a teen. These two were MY LIFE so much that my bestie (@mayatried) and I made OCs for blossom and dexter to smooch.

[wayofthedeedee]

Sorry for the lack of activity! I've been playing around in My Side Twitter and Instagram ✨

Been meeting really nice people there! Instagram people seem to really like DexBloss, so I fixed up this old drawing for them 💘 I'll be posting my Discord Doodles under the 💫 Old Doodles story. If you follow me, make sure you let me know your handle so I can follow you back!

[spookyjelly]

Literally obsessed with Ben/Dexter bro can’t remember how it happened but I’m now scouring the wide web looking for crumbs.

Like I love this ship it’s like super cute dude I’m going manic 💛

Here are my offerings 🥹

[itzzstarlune]

Dexter and Blossom hanging out and Dee Dee is being a menace.

[i-carry-the-evilmortyabel-name]

Something from Insta!

[death-limes]

falling headfirst back into my middle/highschool hyperfixation of shipping blossom ppg and dexter laboratory (aged up ofc), except now im a lot better with characterization and relationship dynamics so their whole story in my head has gotten a huge glow-up of sorts & i love them even more now

too bad they dont rlly have a fandom that gets Like That about them, ao3’s got slim pickins & most of it is just kinda basic

[4h0y-m4t3s]

Dexbloss incorrect quotes ( that may or may not be very OOC at times)

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator - taken from here.

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Blossom: You got a date yet Dexter? Dexter: No… Blossom: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Blossom: Did it hurt when you fell- Dexter: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Blossom: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Dexter: … Blossom: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Blossom: You have to apologize to them Dexter. Dexter: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Dexter: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Blossom: I wrote you a poem. Dexter, already crying: You did?

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Dexter: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Blossom: Peonies, why? Dexter: Blossom: Were you going to get me flowers? Dexter: Blossom: Dexter: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Dexter: seductively takes off glasses Dexter: Wow… Blossom: blushes Haha… what? Dexter: You're really fucking blurry.

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Dexter: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Blossom: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Dexter: That one. I want that one.

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Dexter: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Blossom: Marry me.

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Blossom: We’re getting married, bitches! Dexter: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Blossom: I would never say that dexter is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true...dexter is a bitch and I like him so much!

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Blossom: I’m in love with you. Dexter: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Blossom: I know. Dexter: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Dexter: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Blossom: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Dexter: I don't know, surprise me!

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Blossom: Stop doing that. Dexter: Stop doing what? Blossom: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Dexter: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Blossom: You always act stupid. Blossom: Blossom: Wait…

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Blossom is crying after a breakup Dexter: There there, Blossom. Blossom, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Dexter: Great question—

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Blossom: The stars are so beautiful… Dexter: They're just giant balls of gas. Blossom: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Dexter: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Blossom: Oh…

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Blossom: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Dexter: AS ENEMIES?! Blossom:

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Dexter, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Blossom, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Blossom: angrily presses Dexter against a wall WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Dexter: … Dexter: Are we about to kiss-

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Blossom: Babe, you're so funny! Dexter: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you. Blossom: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

(This one was so random??? 😭)

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Blossom: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Dexter: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Blossom: Stop.

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Dexter: Blossom and I are no longer friends. Blossom: DEXTER THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Dexter: I owe you one. Blossom: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Edit: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME I MISSPELLED OOC 💔

[littlepistol122]

Repost from my deleted blog because it funny

[ilovecookiesandshakespere]

Blossom x Dexter fanart

[pinktwinkiezoppo]

And I'll do it again!

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Warmth <3

[mrenickma]

Someone pointed this out on deviant art and it was so clever I had to share:

Dexter x blossom works because it's so in character for dexter to fall in love with, of all things, a science experiment!

[cozycryptidcutie]

I need to see more Blossom x Dexter thank you tumblr tag me

[cngen2-archive]

i need to draw more fluff with the younger siblings