#dewmie headcanons

[dewmie-in]

Headcanon: Dewey is the only person in town that knows Jamie’s last name, because Dewey had Jamie fill out paperwork to accept the director’s position at the community theater.

Dewey doesn’t know why Jamie won’t say his last name, but assumes it’s for an important reason - after all, Dewey knows how cover-ups work.

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i-fought-space replied to your photo “dewmie-in: this map tho! People tend to look at this map and freak...”

Good tags! Is greg being jewish a headcanon or was it something the showrunners said?

I seem to remember Rebecca Sugar saying that Steven is Jewish, so either Rose converted or Greg is.

[dramazones]

Oh Wow! Im finally here with a headcanon birth chart and analysis for jamie!

i'm on mobile so I cant even put this long ass post under a read more i am so fucking sowwy but anyways a lot of this was inspired from dewmie-in 's meta posts and also i rlly love astrology so pls follow them first of all or else ur a fake fan shhfhgjsjkfkd

☀️ ♓︎ Pisces Sun ♓︎ ☀️

There is no doubt that Jamie is a pisces sun. Some of the well known characteristics of a piscean are being the artistic ones, the ones more in touch with their emotions and the absolute dreamers of the zodiac, I can assure you this as a mercury and moon piscean!

And it’s quite obvious that these traits 100% match up to jamie’s surface character being a big theater nerd, writer, poet, and as an actor, he HAS to understand emotion in all its forms! While being the more compassionate of signs, that also comes with sympathy, and maybe even empathy.

to which he expresses when he tells steven that a good story with a quality protagonist HAS to include said protagonists struggles as well, now this might be a reach but perhaps this was self projecting after his own struggles in kansas, maybe even foreshadowing ooOoOh

(“a real hero must struggle” jamie struggles living in kansas, moves back to beach city, nails his first production and gains management position @ the theater, aka his heroic ending i guess idk, then more theater related accomplishments as mentioned in letters to lars ofc)

☽♎︎ Libra Moon ♎︎☽

One of the biggest desires for any libra placement is balance, And the moon sign being the emotion sign, Libra moons desire an emotional balance as much as they do in their environment. Libra Moons can also be known as a “people person” while typically depending on the study of others to lean their own nature.

Jamie fits the Libra moon description being a sort of people person himself. Though he’s capable of keeping a friendly conversation with just about anyone, There’s also no doubt that this guy has severe anxiety that affects his communication with others along with his emotional stability (even affecting him physically). The thing is that he’s managed to keep the anxiety and his social skills much more balanced the more we see him or i guess as time passes, not one of them overpowering the other. (see venus in scorpio as to why he limits himself socially as much as he would his anxiety)

While he desires emotional balance that also comes with a feeling of frustration and defeat when things are even slightly out of balance (also a symptom of anxiety ; easily irritated/defeated) such as his improv performance in letters to lars, ending his performance within a minute after feeling overwhelmed as it started going south.

So while there are several moments of him maintaining an emotional balance he also has another side of the scale that’s less balanced (astrology word play lmao) such as a general lifestyle balance, also nonexistent for jamie (even though your lifestyle heavily affects your behavior) in a sense that he lacks of a healthy sleep schedule being a mailman AND an actor, one occurring from the early morning to the afternoon and the other job occurring at night. Probably irrelevent but its MY sleepover and Ill add as much necessary info in this birth chart reading as i please.

Im also including buddys book as an example because though it was only jamie being the faceclaim for buddy theres no denying that since historical friction theres at least some parallels between the two characters sharing the same traits (being writers, returning to beach city to prosper in their careers, being absolute drama kings)

♀️♏︎ Scorpio Venus ♏︎♀️

One of the biggest aspects to Jamie’s character INCLUDES being an absolute sucker for romance so lets get this bread and talk abt his relationships w/ everyone and his views on love uwu

Scorpio being a water sign means healing is one of the largest aspects to the sign. Healing nonetheless comes with a relation to trauma being from the planet representing death itself. Life and Death go hand in hand to define each other, ya feel me.

while were on the topic of death lets bring back the parallelism between jamie and buddy thats been around since historical friction. in the play buddy is presumed dead up until william reaches beach city. ok. so hear me out. perhaps that was foreshadowing for jamie’s traumatic near death encounter with topaz and aqua. remember how I said the water element represents healing as well as trauma??? It all kinda ties in yall...

ANYWAYS It’s safe to say that Jamie is a person that’s been through his rock bottom AND trauma already (his death if you will), struggling to live a happy, or even regular (lets face it as far as we know the only thing he came back to beach city with was sunglasses, bitch was broke) life in kansas, the abduction, its not something you can heal from overnight. While he does show symptoms of severe anxiety (to say the very least) even after the abduction he’s also grown closer to working on healing, moving on from his overwhelming fear of rejection by prospering in theater (him coming back to life if u will), and as for anything directly related to the abduction is unknown, but its very likely he’s working on moving on from that on his own as far as we know!!

which brings up the next trait of a scorpion venusian! They prefer to be a mystery in order to protect themselves as a result of fear of getting hurt for trusting/opening up too much. The first time we see jamie since the abduction is during the re-election in dewey wins, where he doesn’t seem affected at all. Yes, Jamie is a pretty open book for the most part (see dewmie-in’s analogy to in/out of the closet in historical friction) however theres also moments where he limits himself, or perhaps another side to himself, a far more passionate side…

Holding back tears during his drama zone and waiting until hes alone to be excited abt delivering his letter in love letters, playing it cool when earning theater director position in historical friction, not to mention his room SHOULD play a very huge role in his secretive side. (see brodingle’s post on jamie’s room, his casual side vs his passionate side)

the venus in scorpio (or any scorpio placement rlly) also remains a secret not truly by choice, but theyre also studying others of interest. being an actor, Jamie should know a thing or two on body language and raw emotion as he sees it.

And finally, The venus is scorpio is a devoted, passionate, and emotionally attached lover. in love letters he falls for someone easily, and even if he learned in the end love at first sight isnt real he is most definitely the type to fall easily based on emotional connection alone! Also, his fear of rejection can easily play into his love life as well. Being in kansas getting constantly rejected and returning back home out of not just defeat but most likely homesickness as well. He missed his stable job. he wants stability, loyalty, commitment! yeah ok thts all i got for now ladies!

♂️♍︎ Virgo Mars ♍︎♂️

Mars being the planet of impulsiveness, energy, initiation and “doing it” being born under the sign of doing it efficiently and orderly gives a handful of traits that completely match up to Jamie and the way he puts out his energy into the world

Jamie has been the type to not just instantly put his energy into something new, but he’s also put his energy into mastering said thing! While Mars is the planet of impusiveness, Virgo is the sign of patience, the Virgo mars is a firm believer of practice makes perfect, and striving for overall perfect, which does in fact get overwhelming for Jamie the perfectionist.

In historical friction, though hesitant, he was not afraid to critique and analyze dewey’s writing skills. And although he was anxious again to go against deweys script and use pearls version instead, he went with pearls because he desperately needed to execute his first play flawlessly. this also occurs again in letters to lars, when his improv performance doesnt go as planned he doesnt just end it from there, in fact, he still has that sense of patience to critique his cast members on stage before getting completely irritated when they dont comply. imo its important to note this duality of patience and impulsiveness because this is an anxiety inducing combination that heavily matches up to Jamies energy.

it’s also important to bring Jamie’s room back in this, because while it was creepy as shit its also FILLED with books, and has really fancy stationery meaning he is in fact a writer. The Mars in Virgo is an attentive to detail oriented person, and being a writer, Jamie not only reads others’ works, he records his own with plenty of detail as seen in his love letter to garnet. Its in his nature by now to have an eye for detail as seen in his room, his costumes, his writing, etc.

Its very likely that his venus and his mars sign do sort of relate in a sense of the way he will present himself. The virgo mars wants a deep connection as the next person but refuses to express that “passionate side” as much as others, preferring to remain casual or present a “cool exterior” which plays into the venus in scorpio’s preference for a secretive side or to remain a mystery.

lets also not forget Jamie’s mime performance in Sadie’s Song. His body language easily read as excited and desperate for perfectionism. Theres no denying he spent time and energy into his act, probably studying mimes and all lol

plus the virgo mars being an attentive to detail type of person, scorpio venus’ silent study on their person of interest and libra moon’s dependance on the study of others to learn how to express emotion when and where and how all tie into each other. Jamie depends on detail before well, doing! he is the type to not just think before acting but hes also gotten quite anxious overthinking as well!

The Taurus Ascendant is a sucker for stability, loyalty, especially to their passions with change being their biggest weakness, very fitting to Jamie. Stability is what made Jamie return to beach city from Kansas because he was not used to such a drastic change in an unstable life, doing the absolute opposite of prospering in his acting career, another big desire for a taurus rising btw, they thrive for success!

They also need a sense of security and any chance at risking that security is a big no-no for the Taurus Ascendant. Jamie’s constant fear of rejection, his anxiety before a production that could make or break his career, he desires a sense of reassurance and security that will assure him that things will not turn out as horribly as his anxiety’s (cough drama zone cough) made it out to be.

⬆️♉︎ Taurus Rising ♉︎⬆️

now, in Reunited, hes completely moved on from garnet at this point. This takes places after the abduction, the only thing that would really be on his mind rn is healing and finding peace again with himself and in his surroundings. while hes handled this healing process alone (as far as we know) hes also learned about what he wants for himself including his love life. seeing garnet extremely happy and married and all makes him defeated for a moment not because “uUuuUUhH shes the one that got away!” its because he truly desires a passionate and devoted relationship as ruby and sapphires! which brings up the next topic!

In relationships, the Taurus Ascendant won't easily break up with someone they gave their heart to. Jamie wants a partner thats going to be as devoted and passionate as himself. He needs that sense of commitment and loyalty from someone and probably wouldn’t handle something as emotionless as one night stands for example! Any taurus placement has the same desires for romance as scorpio placements to be quite honest here, im just sayin as a venus in taurus and scorpio rising lmao.

🌊 Water Dominant 🌊

Ok so the thing is heres the thing. Out of all four astrological elements, Jamie exudes water energy the most, then earth, then fire, and lastly air. He’s not just an emotional person, he’s also an optimistic person, even when he overthinks things, he continuously looks into the future rather than his past so I think its important to note he also has that “psychic” aspect to him as well as having a strong sense of someone else’s emotions as much as his own.

let me also add in dewmie-in’s post where they point out tht jamie does in fact have a literal reocurring theme with water so even if he turns out to like not be a water sun sign in canon (highly doubt there will ever be a canon bday for him lmao the entire point of this post tho) theres no way hes gonna not be associated with water coincidentally. so if u didnt read their post tldr: being a fucking buffoon in the literal rain, throwing letters into the ocean, staring at the ocean on his free time, (aka during working ours, worlds okayest mailman) cries easily, buddy dying in water, jamie nearly being killed as instructed by a gem named aqua, jamie surviving in water after being THROWN off the ship. (i added a few more btw hshfhhdjd)

so yeah thats that on that, theres plenty more planet placements than that in a birth chart but i just felt like doing the usual ones i guess :P

[dewmie-in]

New Ship Dynamic: which one eats the watermelon rind and which one DOESN’T eat the rind but puts just a discreet dash of tangy ranch dressing on the watermelon slice before they eat it?

[dewmie-in]

OKAAY I’ve got it.

Dewey = one single kumquat.

Jamie = an entire Edible Arrangements bouquet.

[dewmie-in]

Fun theory with no evidence from Buddy’s Book:

Red car is Dewey’s (non-Mayormobile) car. Blue car is Jamie’s car.

They’re both in this episode in some way, too - you see young!Dewey on the ‘READ’ sign and then Jamie plays Buddy.

idk why they parked at the library. I see these weird parallels between Dewey/Jamie, Ruby/Sapphire and Steven/Connie all the time blah blah

[dewmie-in]

i need those tacky ‘one realizes the other one is cute’ moments they do in SU and Jamie is going to be laughing in the sunlight or in front of a fire and Dewey will be out in the rain or snow somehow it’s JUST GOING TO BE ABSURD

*edit* Dewey in the ocean somehow is also acceptable.

[dewmie-in]

Watch the whole thing if you want because it’s adorable, but 6:25 to 7:10 is what I headcanon Dewey and Jamie’s attempt at a fusion dance turning into.

[dewmie-in]

I want to hear about dewmie for the meme thing! Even if you were going to do it anyway XD

who hogs the duvet - going with the “Dewey and Jamie parallel Ruby and Sapphire” theory, I think Jamie tends to run cold. Bill needs like -1 blankets most the time, so he’s fine with Jamie having 7.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going - Jamie texts, Bill calls - but they have an unspoken agreement to only do it once a week because they both have to work on being too clingy.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts - Bill, but he’s awful at it initially. 

who gets up first in the morning - I am so over-invested in my headcanon that because of their jobs, they have to get up around the same time - and they are the first people they see in the morning, even before they get together.

who suggests new things in bed - Jamie at first, but the process becomes more collaborative over time.

who cries at movies - this is another one of those things where it’d be Jamie first, but eventually Bill would be just as bad. Sweat less - cry more!

who gives unprompted massages - Bill. Jamie’s mail bag gives him backaches occasionally.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick - They have only ever been sick at the same time. Bill makes sick food like soups and junk, Jamie ventures out to buy sick food ingredients and medicine.

who gets jealous easiest - I am so seriously predicting in canon it’s Jamie.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music - oh they’re both insufferable, but for different genres. They eventually combine MP3 collections and begin singing each other’s songs all the time. Buck is so embarrassed by it he eventually jumps out a third story window.

who collects something unusual - Jamie collects random crap he found on the beach while staring wistfully at the ocean, while Bill is a weirdo 200 year old gem experiment and keeps mementos from his previous forms.

who takes the longest to get ready - Depends on what for; if it’s a ‘going out’ type occasion? Jamie. If it’s just a regular workday, Bill.

who is the most tidy and organised - About the same, but Bill is more meticulous. Jamie’s apartment has tidy stacks of books, scripts and stolen mail and stuff, but he still mops the floor and things. Bill has all city council meeting agendas and minutes in the enitre history of Beach City perfectly filed away into alphabetized binders on a twice-weekly dusted shelf.

who gets most excited about the holidays - Bill. He has epic Insert Winter Holiday Light Battles with his neighbors and it’s the one thing money-wise he really lets himself splurge on - his power bill is astronomical during wintertime.

who is the big spoon/little spoon - they swap, but Bill prefers to be the little spoon and finally admits it after like a year of them being together.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports - I would love for this to be Jamie’s one super-aggressive thing he does. Like he wins a game of Parcheesi or whatever and just spikes the entire game like he’s just scored a touchdown.

who starts the most arguments - Jamie, mostly because Bill is bad at communicating and tries to pretend everything is fine, especially early on.

who suggests that they buy a pet - I could see Bill cooing over a pet and Jamie encouraging him to adopt it. (We’ve seen a portrait of Bill on a horse before - maybe he’d like to keep horses?)

what couple traditions they have -

Jamie regularly finishes his route and goes to his regular ‘stare are the ocean and think about life’ spot. If he’s had a bad day, he’ll send a text with a code word, and Bill will go out onto the beach and deliver a donut and an iced tea. They sit together in silence for a couple minutes before Bill has to go back in.

If there’s a thunderstorm in the weather forecast, they try to turn it into a date and find a special place to watch it.

They had a HIGHLY awkward conversation of ‘who does what when two men date each other’ and Bill had a bit of a crisis over whether or not to buy Jamie flowers. They don’t do gifts on Valentine’s Day as much, but intentionally buy each other flowers because of that conversation.

what tv shows they watch together - Jamie obsessively tracks whatever the SU equivalent to the Eurovision song contest is each year. Bill is skeptical at first but becomes almost if not more into it than Jamie is.

what other couple they hang out with - lol they’re losers and have no other friends. Bearing in mind I think Dewey is actually much older than he looks, and Jamie is between the Cool Kids’ and Parents’ ages, neither of them fit in, really. I think it’s something that initially brings them together, in fact.

how they spend time together as a couple - At first, they would try the over-the-top dating thing with beach picnics and trips to the amusement park and stuff - they’re both romantics at heart, after all - but those dates meet with mixed success.

So, they soon just begin to sit and talk, like how they did before they started dating - getting to know each other better and start to get a real sense of structure behind their relationship, where they can grow as people together.

who made the first move - with lots of mutually tense, awkward moments beforehand, Jamie would break down and finally try something. Bill initially panics but eventually comes around.

who brings flowers home - Both. See above.

who is the best cook - I’m still clinging to my headcanon that Jamie’s one big lapse in his adulting abilities is cooking - he lives off of uncooked ramen packets and half-completed scripts. If he’s having a ‘fancy night’ he’ll eat a discount wheel of brie with a stale baguette and pair it with six dollar wine.

Bill has raised a kid, and I think he did so completely by himself, so being able to cook a nutritious meal is considered a Necessary Parenting Ability to him. By default he’s the better cook, but after he helps Jamie learn the basics, Jamie would be the more inventive cook out of the two of them.

[dewmie-in]

Sorta kinda want to write a giant fic about enthusiastic consent in the development of this ship and how many different guises it can take and acknowledging potential power imbalances on either part of the ship and mitigating them with learning good communication skills and and

[dewmie-in]

Bill and Jamie’s wedding would happen in two possible scenarios:

Done with ten minutes notice. Steven gives them poorly-folded origami wedding rings. Yellow Tail is the officiant. They manage to bribe Onion to stick around as the second witness by giving him a bag of chips and a machete. Garnet throws Bill and Jamie into the sea once the ceremony is over and they nearly drown for their honeymoon.

Planned meticulously. Held in a 14th century cathedral with several thousand attendees. The grooms would wear traditional formal dress of the early romantic period, complete with cravats and top hats. Live doves and peacocks as wedding swag for the guests. The cake will be made of gold leaf and the final breaths of Percy Bysshe Shelley preserved in the finest resin.

There's no in between.

[dewmie-in]

new and important headcanon is when a character doesn’t just blush, but like a full face blush all the way up to their ears? so cute

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The only really important personality type headcanons I can think of is Dewey is choleric and Jamie is sanguine in that medieval tempraments thing.

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i run my blog out of the trunk of an abandoned car

[dewmie-in]

I seriously just have some garbage with spelling errors within a few seconds of each other in Buddy's Book for evidence of this, so this may qualify more as a headcanon, but...

Just as Bill gave Jamie the position as director of the community theater? I think William gave Buddy the library so he could keep writing.

idk if the nature of William and Buddy's relationship is going to play out the same way it will with Bill and Jamie, but I could totally see a recurring theme of 'Deweys giving people they care about stuff that will make them stay in Beach City', though.

It makes you wonder if the Deweys feel like they can never leave town for an extended amount of time.

[dewmie-in]

bill is the little spoon jamie is the big spoon oh no i have to delete this blog