#deuce is babey

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Let's Beat the Heat; Deuce Spade

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance

Word Count; 650+

AN; This is for the lovely @ithseem! Thanks for the request, and I hope you enjoy this Deuce drabble! As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

You were still stuck in Twisted Wonderland, and spending your summer in Ramshackle. It wouldn’t have been horrible; your friends came and visited, brought you out on little day trips, heck, even Crowley was leaving you alone for once. But there was one itty-bitty thing which made it unbearable. There. Was. No. Air. Conditioning. And today was the grossest, most humid, most insufferably hot day of the year. Apparently it hasn’t been this bad in over a decade. So, you were sprawled out on the hardwood floors in a feable attempt to cool down, but you were just sticky and laying on the floor. Absolutely miserable.

There was knocking at the front door. Did I invite anyone over? Ughhhhh it’s too hot for thinking! “Come in,” you groaned, turning your head over to see who decided to come over.

“Hi, love,” Deuce greeted before stopping upon seeing you trying to meld yourself to the floor. He furrowed his brow and then his eyes widened, having come up with a plan. He placed a kiss to your forehead, “I’ll be right back, okay?” And off he went, putting his plan into action.

“Hi, love, bye love,” you sighed. And you just layed on the floor, staring up to the ceiling. Note to self; wring Crowley’s neck the next time I see him for making me stay in this damn place. INSTALL AN AIR CONDITIONER FOR THE LOVE OF SEVEN! 

Were you staring at the ceiling for a minute? An hour? You had no clue, but you heard the front door open and shut. Deuce was back, and he was carrying a box of ice pops. “So, it isn’t much, but it should help a bit. But it’s outside.” He reached out his hand, helping you get up. “Up we get… now, close your eyes.”

You gave him a tired look, but followed your boyfriend’s request and closed your eyes. It was too hot to really question what he was up to. At least with Deuce, you knew it would be something sweet, a bit awkward but very endearing. Very slowly, since Deuce was going at a snail’s pace, the both of you got outside. “Can I open them now?” You asked, waiting for the go ahead.

“Yes,” he chuckled nervously, waiting to see your reaction.

And upon opening your eyes you saw a kiddy pool, no deeper than mid calf, filled with water and ice. A smile broke on to your face seeing the bright blue plastic covered in cartoon sea creatures and mermaids. “This was your idea, sweetie?”

He rubbed the back of his neck, “It isn’t much, but I thought it could help. Do… do you like it?”

“Of course I like it,” you laugh, cautiously testing the water with a finger. It was bitterly cold. “It’s perfect! Thanks, love!”

Deuce smiled upon seeing your cheery face and happy laughter, happy to see that your energy was back. “Not as perfect as you.”

Taking an ice pop, you booped him on the nose with it. “You’re also perfect, you know,” you hum.

His cheeks flushed pink at the realization that he said that outloud. Yes, the two of you have been dating for a few months now, but he still found himself blushing. He brought out an ice pop and booped you back on the nose, a soft look in his eyes. “I love you.”

Today might have started off as the hottest day in recent Twisted Wonderland history, but thanks to Deuce, the day had shifted. Yes, it was still hot as Sevens, but due to the sweet actions of your sweet boyfriend, it wasn’t so bad. Maybe getting stuck here wasn’t all that bad. You had the right people… you had your person. And that was enough.

All you needed was Deuce… and some ice pops, and a kiddy pool filled with ice water so you didn’t get heat stroke. But telling Crowley off could wait for another day, for now, beating the heat with your person was far more enjoyable and important.

[j-femmescoli]

😎🏆

My favorite father & son duo 🥹☘️

[a-twistedheartslonging]

Leona as a babey

The eel twins as little fuck ass rat babies. Trans parent

BADGER DEUCE AHEHWJBWHEBDBD

Eepy boy

Baby Ace barking and yapping his lil mouth until he so eepy and needs milk

Oh my gosh, such cute little guys...well except the eels but I still love them. I want the parents of the embarrassed boys to share vids of when they were just little yapping fuzzy little bean babies.

Leona was quite the hungry little cub.

Deuce was a growly little thing.

and Ace was a pretty winey baby.

[pomefioredove]

No, but for real, just imagine living with all of the first years. We'd all have our own separate lives and relationships, but at the end of the day, everyone just loves/cares for each other.

I'm a sucker for found family, so just the thought of choosing to be with these other people who have fallen into your life (if we're sticking with canon) is really soft to me.

Deuce could have an area to work on his blastcycle and would probably get along well with Ortho, who gets to have his own space for electronic stuff. Jack and Epel could have a garden area for their plants. Ace would settle in and make his own space for himself, and Sebek could have a chance to relax and learn to enjoy being around friends more.

And of course, Grim would just be adopted. He'd do whatever he wanted

I do have such a soft spot for the first years,,, they really are so babey to me since a lot of them remind me of the younger children I have in my life (called my brother cute as a joke earlier and he full-on charged and tackled me. epelcore) I want to feed them soup

[blind0raven]

Found this lil cape on ebay for sale and I had to get it

Look at this lil babey now~ would prefer a Spade themed one but this is perfect!

Must spoil my lil deuce plush :)

[amber-zeppeli]

So I just came up with another name idea for my clothing shop,,,, since it's hippie clothing what if I call it chunk up a Deuce???

(that means throw up a peace sign. Not anything bathroom related.)

I won't lie Ray, that is the first time I've ever heard that phrase in my life. I immediately thought it was about throwing up. however if outside of the small scope of my brain it is commonly known as meaning to throw a peace sign then hell yeah. Chunk it up babey.

[minty-chocco]

I think im starting to love Deuce (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡ like look how soft he is whenever he offers yuu help and how he’s trying his best to change i wuv him sm 

[god-lives-in-oregon]

You cannot tell me this man is not babey

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

TWST As Lines I've Written/Said

Content Warning: Shitpost, suggestiveness(idk?) & swearing

Author's Note: These are either things I've said, or things that I've written down but haven't used... yet, might use them in the future, might not. Feel free to guess which is which.

Let the shenanigans begin!

Yuu, upon entering TWST

Yuu: “I’m motivated by spite and getting the fuck out of this damned place!” 

Crowley: “This damned place just so happens to be my school!” 

Yuu: “Yeah? Well, guess what Mr. Mystery Man, I fucking hate it here!” 

Crowley: “Rude.”

Typical Ace Behaviour

Yuu: “Behave, my friends are coming over.” 

Ace: “Weird. I didn’t know you were capable of having those.” 

Yuu: “You know what? You can go out and wait on the fire escape until they leave if you want to act like that.”

Capitalism Isn't Attractive

Deuce: “Do not fall for the pretty man with the fancy clothes!” 

Yuu: “Why not? He’s hot as fuck.” 

Deuce: “... He’s a capitalist.” 

Yuu: “THAT WHORE!”

Pissy Kitty

Leona: “Great, you again.” 

Yuu: “I’m thrilled to see you too, asshole.”

Floyd, just Floyd

Floyd: “Why not?” 

Yuu: “Unlike you, I don’t want to die!” 

Floyd: “Boo, you’re lame.”

Yuu Needs a Raise

Yuu: “My therapist will be thrilled to hear about this revelation.” 

Everyone: “What’s a therapist?”

Why Are You Like This?

Vil: “You are a blithering buffoon.” 

Yuu: “Takes one to know one.” 

Vil: “...Listen here you little piece of -”

Cryptid Hours

Yuu: *walks into room to find Idia sitting in the dark, facing the corner* “Did the voices win today?”

Idia: “Undecided.”

Yuu: “Okay then, let me know if that changes. Since I would like a headstart before you go all *insert demon noises* on me.”

After Any Overblot

Yuu: "I feel like a baked potato." *passes out*

The Adventures of Malleus

Malleus: “Tell me, Child of Man; do humans typically court through the acquiring and displaying of fish?”

Yuu: “Why?”

Malleus: *has been secretly using your phone for research and found himself on Tinder* “Just curious is all.”

Yuu: “... No, it’s not typical.”

Malleus: “Alright then, noted.”

Dear Professor Vargas, I regret to inform you that your attempts to woo a potential mate through your acquiring of fish may not be successful. And does the "DILF" shorts mean, "Darling, I Love Fish?" ... Asking for a friend. Sincerely, Malleus Draconia

Octopus Eyesight

Yuu: “Do you have astigmatism?”

Azul: “Do I have what?”

Yuu: “Astigmatism, like when you look at lights at night do you see lines? Since you have weird ass pupils.”

Azul: “...wait, that isn’t normal?”

Should I Be Nervous?

Yuu: “Have you ever been overcome with the lust for broccoli?”

Trey: ". . ."

Yuu: *squints, thinking* “Break glass in case of sudden lust for broccoli...”

Trey: "Should I leave?"

A Question to Ponder

Yuu: “Why do fictional men slap so hard? Like damn.”

Riddle: “Because they are not real and do not come with any of the negative consequences that often come with real men, also you can better idealize them… And anime, ‘Makes you go brrrrr,’ as you put it.”

College Life

Rollo: “I am running off 3 hours of sleep and a single croissant, do not test me.”

Baby Talk

Rook: “Ah, bonjour chatton!" *proceeds to babytalk to the cat in French*

Yuu's Type

Yuu: “I have 4 types; wet cat, malewife, girlboss, and whore." tag yourself

Crewel: "... You need to focus on your grades, not on some mutts."

What Do You Have?

Jamil: "What's that?"

Kalim: *hiding a cat that he stole from outside* "Uhhh, my love for you?"

Jamil: *annoyed* "Put it back outside, Kalim."

Kalim: *puts the cat in his face* "BUT LOOK AT THEM!! THEY BABEY!!!!"

[jcllyfisn]

mik. i miss being here ... but i doubt i can provide of anything of interest anyways.

[jasdiary]

decided i’ll probably just fill up the empty spaces with some little doodles of them i feel like such a nerd HSJSBSJSSB

edit: lied HAJSHSJS

hi i finished my mc and deuce drawing but how to background LMAOSBSKSBS

[twstxreader]

Could i request hand holding HCS for the first years with their m!(or gn! To include everyone)s/o who has smol tiny baby hands compared to theirs? Thank you 😊 💕

Ofccc :p

FIRST YEAR WITH M!S/O WITH SMOL BABEY HANDS 🥺

Ace

Ace would be a little confused one time when you take his hand and put yours against him

He'd looks at you like whaa-??? Then would look at your hands and would notice how small they are

He. Would. Get. So. Cocky

He would smirk and ruffle your hair cooing about how cute his boyfriend is

Ace loves to hold your hands he loves feeling his hand engulf yours

Deuce

Deuce would not notice at all at first he's not very observant bless him

But one day when your on a walk with him enjoying eachothers company talking about how your days went

He would shyly hold your hand

Then he'd notice he would gasp a little bc he really didn't notice -

He'd lift your hand up and holds them in his hand (gently holds)

When you give him a confused looks about what he was doing he'd get flustered and put your hand down

Deuce loves your small hands so much

Jack

This man has like g i an t hands like he pretty much notices straight away about the size difference

One day while you both sitting in his room studying you got curious and wanted to see how big the size difference was so you took his hand and put yours against it

Jack would blush and would look away as he closes his hand around yours as his tail wags

Epel

Epel really likes the fact your hands are smaller than his

It makes him feel more masculine

He loves to hold your hand mostly in private tho bc he gets to flustered

Whenever you put your hand against his he would puff his chest out

Sebek

Sebek wouldn't pay much attention first but when he finally does he puffs out his chest and smiles proudly

He'd say that's what he'd expect for a human to have much smaller hands than him

Sebek sometimes likes to stare at your hands q bit like he loves watching them he finds them so cute but if you every pointed it out he'd blush and looks away denying it

[pinkpruneclodwolf]

Wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The idea of the entirety of NCR rallying to save Yuu makes my heart squeeze bc while yeah those dudes might actually not like Yuu i dont think they actually want Yuu to die when actually faced with the idea--the situation of it because yeah NCR probably approves of murder possibly--Yuu is in fact an innocent bystander to all their bullshit, an innocent bystander mind you who pushed the betterment of their dorm leaders--dorm leaders who had issues and pushed said issues to the rest of their dormmates.

They are all indebted to Yuu one way or another when you think about it and if there is one thing NCR is actually good at its giving back to the people that's genuinely helped them in a tight spot in their past (see Deuce with his mom, Ruggie with Leona, etc., etc.). Also yeah the memories, the ghost camera being their weapon--their vorpal sword against Grim is a nice idea since Grim is heavily hinted to be the jabberwocky and Yuu being the Alice obviously. Imagine if they could conjure up a "yuu" during the fight though, like an illusion of them or sorts to hinder Grim (but then have his stats go up as a result bc he's pissed you tricked him AHAHAHA)

Also Yuu loosing their body/mind and the others all working hand-in-hand to build them back up again is AAAAAA (the ortho parallel babey) my heart ksdfkfdjs all the bullshit Yuu went through for these boys paying off is something I desperately want to see. They've been through hell and back so appreciation from the others is the least they could get tbh. AHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Imagine if there was a mini animation like the prologue before the end of the chapter and its a first pov of Yuu being appreciated by the boys and grim hugging them after their recovery kjshdfjshdfkjshdfjsk.

AAAAAAAAAA im gonna go cry in a corner at this rate frick. I love them all so much. Yana please do their chapter justice or on God I will fisfight you on wendy's parking lot. JHKFSJHFKJSDFHS

Listennnn.

I am not an angst enjoyer in the slightest but seeing a mini animation everytime they use the Ghost Camera up until a still image of Yuu holding Grim and smiling and the sun and the nrc just—

AJHHHHBKEKEN

I cannot handle itttt.

I def think Chap 8 will be crazy, slow build up exploring the dynamics of Grim and Yuu, finding a way home then it explodes into fast paced race against time where NRC comes together to put Yuu back together again—

I now see why Chap 6 is going on very slow, its about the build up.

[takohebi]

Thoughts on the first year squad from twst?

I think they should all hold hands and kiss

I'll go through them one by one!

Ace: I really didn't think I would like him tbh. He seemed obnoxious and annoying but my tune quickly changed. Ace is shrewd and quite perceptive! I wish he wouldn't be so harsh on Deuce but oh well, he has his own flaws.. I also loved his interactions with Azul during Azul's Union Birthday story. Oh and his voice actor did a fuckign amazing job!!

Deuce: Idk why I thought Deuce would be a crybaby LMAO. But he turned out to be a babey anyway. I love him, I love how wholesome he is ;;A;; His affection for his mother, majime-ness and non-judgmental attitude is very endearing!

Also on that note, I love how much Adeuce care for mc?! Time and again they are willing to take risks and make sacrifices for them! ;;A;;

Jack: Adorable tsundere <3 I find it amusing how the octatrio take advantage of Jack's naivete. Jack seems like the kind of guy you can ask for help at like 3 am and he'll be at your door right away, no questions or complaints. Reliable and sweet <3

Epel: Epel's ideas of masculinity and his frustration at not being able to reach that ideal is very relatable to me personally (as a petite nb wanting to seem a little more masc), so naturally I have a soft spot for him. I like how Epel and Vil's relationship develops over the course of the main story. I also like his competitiveness and temper lol.

Sebek: Admittedly I was not too interested in Sebek at first. He barely has any role in the main story. But once I began to read the personal stories(or vignettes for the en players), he started to grow on me more and more. I feel a bit bad for him because at times his personality is reduced to yelling waka-samaaaa. But I think he's a pretty caring person (his birthday greeting line is very sweet albeit a little aggressive lol). He's a very honest and good boy, I hope the fandom is a bit nicer to him.

Overall I love the first years (as I love all the twst boys). I like how they all look out for each other and care about mc. They're very special boys ;;A;; <3 (Also first year polycule is a cute idea!)

[starryrock]

My thoughts on all TWST characters before and after going through the chapters (currently started Chapter 5, I have not played the game. I just watch English translations on YouTube by Shella_BB.). Tbh, this is just me making fun of them all.

I will try to be vague to avoid spoilers, but just to be safe, here’s a disclaimer. !!Potential spoilers for Prologue-Chapter 4!!

[Prologue] - Before

Ace: I loved him before I really knew the story. He just screamed “I’m stupid and you’re stuck with me” and I think that’s sweet.

Deuce: Not much of an opinion on him. Prolly the voice of reason, heard parts of his backstory. Might’ve gotten stuck with us because he got stuck sitting with us at lunch.

Grim: Gremlin. Tiny gremlin that the fandom would probably hate, like most small, mascot things are. Not much of an opinion.

[Chapter 1]

Riddle: *Hall Of The Mountain King intensifying* “Um, actually. According to the encyclopedia of pslshdbsls-”

Trey: Seems calm but is actually feral or somethin. Idk, not much of a personality??

Cater: Tbh, I didn’t really know if he existed (along with Trey). Cutesy sparkly “I’m gonna call all of you ‘-chan’” guy that actually knows way more than he lets on. Previous dorm leader??

Chēn’ya: I wonder what he’s inspired by. You showed up once but I like your energy, funny magic man.

[Chapter 2]

Jack Howl: Doggo. Sir you’re way too tall to be a freshman. Cryptic existence. Where are you????

Ruggie: “Shishishishi” oh So he’s evil. He broke?

Leona: s,, sir your shirt,, Oh wait you there’s representation? Yoooo Pog. I like his fashion sense.

[Chapter 3]

Azul Ashengrotto: Mob boss. He literally looks so much like a mafioso. 100% would sell you out for $20. Probably weird obsession with Riddle or his Unique Magic. “Your UnMa is so strong... I want it... Lol jk. Just kidding,,, unless?”

Floyd: Feral twin. So completely unhinged. Looks like BSD Atsushi’s hair. Would Hotwire a go kart and attach some magic crystal to it so it goes 80 mph, all while singing Under The Sea and laughing.

Jade: I do not trust this man. Has to be equally unhinged. I do NOT trust that smile. One driving the cop car to catch Floyd. Not because it’s illegal, but he didn’t put on his seatbelt.

[Chapter 4]

Kalim: Sunshine child. Ily you so much. Babey. Wow he’s short. Is it the Sultan or Aladdin?

Jamil Viper: Lol Nice name. You seem oddly calm for someone inspired by Jafar. I like your hair-

[Chapter 5]

Epel: Soft boy? Please don’t be another uwu im a soft boy character that doesn’t speak much at all. I wanna see you swear.

Rook: I do not like you. For some reason, I just do not like your vibes. Is it the hair? I think it’s the hair. Hhhhggg,,, you’re just so off putting. Your expression puts me off for some reason, I swear it’s the hair-

Vil: Holy crap he’s pretty. His dorm outfit design??? I’m love. Designers went definitely tried to make one of the most attractive characters, not surprised.

[Chapter 6]

Ortho: Baby. Tiny child man. Ily but your existence also hurts. I want to protect you.

Idia: I was introduced to him with his backstory with Ortho. BRUH THAT HURTS. You good? Definitely depressed.

[Chapter 7]

Malleus: Does he curse someone??? He never gets invited to anything, he’s gonna snap. I bet you. Tiny bit salty because it still reminds me a bit of Descendants, just Maleficent being the strongest.

Lilia: Tiny man. I like how you wear your outfits + your hair. Still someone not much opinion, but my friend who introduced me simps for you soooo....

Sebek: Loud. Loud. Loud. You just seem so angry all the time. Somehow reminds me of the Madame Trunchbull from Matilda. Just the expressions and kinda the energy.

Silver: Who are you????? Where are you??? What do you do? Uh, nice, hair????

[southhillprison]

Deuce is babey 🥰 You did a great job

IXBSIXBDIJSIXJSIDJDISZ

[insert thesis abt how much i love Deuce it would be too long to be fully written]

THANK YOU I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ASJDBSIKDID