#destiel farm endgame

[chocolatecakecas]

anyway destiel farm endgame. they fix up a small old farm and they have chickens, and a cow, of course horses and ducks and bunnies. and they grow like tomatoes, and zucchini to sell at their farmers market stand

[bloodfreakcastiel]

dean and cas deserved to live somewhere comfortable and quiet where they can hear the birds in the morning and look at the stars at night

[touchstarvedsam]

I was really gonna ignore that "superior"natural thing but I saw that they seem to have some talented artists. So I thought maybe they are doing something interesting (even if it's destiel) so I checked out their Google doc and omg I'm HOWLING! Eileen calls Sam moosie, Cas calls Dean squirrel. Dean calls Cas kitten, Sam calls Eileen otter. They say it's just a incollection of ideas that might not make it into the project, but you get a sense of what you're dealing with there. And this is from1/?

A brief perusal to see how much attention Sam gets compared to Dean & Cas (a word search gave 27/87/100 results for each respectively, so not too much attention to Sam. But sure, Sam is the favorite character of some of their writers). I'm sure a deeper reading will unearth more (like, Dean saying you are home to Cas, who says we're not at the bunker, Dean replies but you are home. That sounds like something Dean would say. And Dean wishes a tulpa into existence 'cause he misses Cas too much)2/?

They say they want to eliminate plot holes but it seems what's a plot hole depends on whether it serves their ship: purgatory stays (we know they love that arc) even if it makes no sense for Crowley and Cas to go through that much in S6 when apparently there are many ways in and out. Cas, the guy who failed at almost everything he's done, is a "master strategist". Every other retcon of later seasons stays as long as it serves ship purposes. Sam gets his fair share of attention but Dean is the3/?

One who teaches Cas about being human including the textures of food (Sam and Cas pbj moment erasure) and Cas should be the one to teach Jack about his powers (no mention of Sam and Jack's relationship). Other ooc things: Cas rides a bike and when Dean asks says it reminds him of flying. After Cain, Dean takes Cas to the farm for bees (?). Cas and Dean snuggle. Knowing Cas is alive gives demon Dean strength to fight to be cured? Dean speaks enochian to Cas. Cas making a mixtape for Dean. 4/?

Cas being in regarding Dean. "Baby jack walking around in cas’s trench coat going “I’m an angel”." Home alone type ep with Jack. Dean kissing cas's forehead when he's dead in 13.01. Crowley is Jack's godfather and gets him a hellhound pet. Sam has a pet fish? Dean sings you're my sunshine to Cas as he sleeps. "Uncle Gabe". Apparently John dropped Sam and Dean off at Bobby's all the time? I don't think this is canon? Keep 15.18 but change 19&20 (of course). There's no drama or angst like 5/?

Kevin's death or Crowley's death or anything that might add tension to the story. Unless of course it serves the ship so plenty of trauma for Cas including darkness (from the empty) and sharp objects (from Naomi). A small mention of Sam's trauma with Lucifer, thank God, but it's interesting that they have so little Sam. They can say they'll flesh out more arcs for Sam but it's clear he's not a priority from how he's not present where he should be. For example, Dean will explain everything 6/?

To Mary and break her out of her brainwashing. But where's Sam? She's his mother too. Other than Eileen Sam's most meaningful relationship seems to be with his pet fish (still confused about that). Even if this project gets better in the future, which I doubt, it's clear what the direction here is. It baffles me that they think this is superior to the show we have, as problematic as the show is. I wish them best of luck but I don't have any high hopes for this. Thanks for the laughs though. 7/7

Sorry for that long ass rant in your inbox. It's in the middle of the night but I'm cackling after reading their doc and I had to share it with someone. I thought you might find it amusing as well. Hopefully all my asks go through. On the one hand, I feel bad hating on a fan project. But the way they've positioned it ("superior"), the blatant disrespect to Sam, and all the shit their side has pulled since the finale (and long before that) has really irked me. Again, sorry.

I just- this whole thing was a whirlwind of nonsense, it took me a whole week to process it. I don’t even know where to start here, or if I want to just yeet my laptop out my bedroom window into the snow. They really consider their ideas superior to the original show? More like Inferiornatural, to be honest. Superinferiornatural? They can’t even seem to characterize them correctly, let alone come up with a decent plotline or idea.

So we’ll start with the nicknames, since that is where you started. The whole thing is painfully out of character, but the worst (and funniest) of them all is Dean calling Cas “kitten,” I might actually laugh myself into an early grave with that one. Dean gives nicknames to shorten people’s names (besides Sam; Sammy is the only person who gets an extended nickname). He’s not going to give someone a longer nickname than the original nickname he uses for them! And Cas wouldn’t actually give nicknames, especially not giving Dean the nickname Crowley gave him??? Otter?! Moosie?!  W H A T. Can we move on from grade school kiddie crush nicknames?

I’m currently manifesting Dean saying “kitten” in his gruff voice with that lip curl he does sometimes and I’m cracking up about it. Thanks for the amusement, heIIers.

Of course Sam would only be mentioned 27 times to Cas’ 100 because Sam means nothing to them. He’s only ever either been in their way or a cheerleader for that horribly characterized ship of theirs. I just love how, in order to make DestieI, they have to butcher the characters so irreparably that they’re unrecognizable. Good for them, they can’t even have fanfiction of their ship where the characters keep their canon personalities. 10/10 would laugh at again.

I love the Sam erasure. It’s true to the heIIers’ character at least. They’re a one-trick pony. I’m so used to it by now that I’m totally desensitized to their bullshit. But Dean speaking Enochian? What? When and how did he learn that? I can’t see Dean in his 30s sitting there willingly to learn the language of the angels. Not even if his “kitten” is the one to teach him. Dean doesn’t give a fuck about that. If any of them is going to learn Enochian, it’ll be Sam, and they can fight me on that. I will kick anyone’s ass that argues.

I hope the mixtape Cas makes for Dean is just 4 hours of that Spaghetti song by The Wiggles because Cas sucks at doing human things.

I’d love to see the Sam erasure in the Regarding Dean one. Just swap Sam out for Cas? So Cas is the only one Dean recognizes? Hmm. Where would Sam go? A smoothie place? Yeah, as if Dean would remember the angel who he’d barely known for 8 years at that time over Sam who he’d known since he was 4 years old, lol. Sure, Jan.

The entire 5th ask is WILD, nonnie. A pet fish? Dean singing you are my sunshine? Dean kissing Cas’ forehead? LMFAO. Crowley is Jack’s godfather. The KING OF HELL is Jack’s GODfather. I’m- hgfjdksl I’m sure Dean who was ripped apart by hellhounds would love for Jack to have a pet hellhound. Yeah. Absolutely. “Uncle Gabe” yeah, fuck that guy in particular. Honestly, I’m surprised they haven’t erased Eileen to make SabrieI endgame in their fic. SabrieI is the Sam version of DestieI. It’s just as nasty and abusive :) which was why the heIIers ship it. They’re into abuse. It’s their shtick.

I do wonder what the point of the fish is... Sam has always loved and wanted a dog... you’d think they’d give Sam a dog... but I forgot they don’t pay attention to the show unless the episode has Mushy in the credits. I literally saw a heIIer say they skipped episodes if Mushy wasn’t in the credits... so they don’t know how to characterize Sam or Dean, but from this message they don’t even know how to characterize Cas who seems to be their precious uwu baby angel so I’m not surprised. I can’t wait for them to start releasing this shitshow. It makes for good fodder to make fun of them all over again. They really watched a grand total of 146 out of 327 episodes and thought, “Yeah, my opinion about the show definitely matters,” and I think that’s fucking hilarious.

Sorry for taking so long to respond! Hope I did a good job, nonnie. <3

[verobatto]

People, hear me out!

Thanks rewatching for my Destiel Chronicles Because... Episode 13x08 'The scorpion and the frog'

(Everyone knows the fable, right? Also fables... 14x06)

Cas is trapped in Hell /Just like now Cas is trapped in the Empty.

Barthamus is a demon that offers Dean and Sam the spell to find Jack. He needs something that an old guy has in his house. They accept the deal.

When everything goes badly, Smash tries to scale but Barthamus says she has to finish the work, threatening her.

Basthamus is a Billie mirror, and Smash is Jack here.

The coworkers names were

Smash: Dressed with Destiel colors./Smash cracks safe cages./ Destiel will crack in season 14 (the break up)

Grab: is a demon dressed in black!!!/ Who will 'grab' in season 15? Black? The Empty.

So Smash is a Destiel mirror and Grab is the Empty.

And this, how they find the locked cage?

Gif credit @mothdean

Because...

BARTHAMUS: If I could, I would. Farm's warded inside and out. Grab can locate the vault room, but the only thing that can actually open it is the blood of a man who's been to Hell and back. Tell me, Dean, do you know any men like that?

Are we talking about the ending of season 15 here where only Dean can locate Cas in the Empty because their profound bond, hand print when he gripped him right and raised him from perdition?

But this... Here this...

LUTHER SHRIKE: My son. He was sick, dying. So I found Bart and I traded my life for his. My boy got better, but then a few years later, he died anyway. He drowned. You know what Bart told me then? He said, "Accidents happen," that he "couldn't be held responsible."

Luther is a Castiel mirror, the prelude to episode 14x08, the deal with the Empty, and the end of season 14.

SAM: So, what did you do?

LUTHER SHRIKE: When the hounds came and dragged me to Hell, I negotiated a new deal.

This is talking about 15x18, when Death was outside, Castiel came out with a way to save Dean by confessing his love for him, and obligating the Empty to FULFFIL their agreement. That way Death dies too.

SAM: How?

LUTHER SHRIKE: Leverage.

But, but... who's the one opening the cage here?

Yes, Smash! Destiel is capable to open the cage!

So, when everything ends... We have Sam and Dean saying goodbye to Smash (Destiel)

SMASH: Thanks for the ride.

SAM: You gonna be okay?

SMASH: Yeah. I'm gonna be good.

I will take this as a sign of a good Destiel endgame for the end, because it sound like a goodbye for us.

Destiel is gonna be just fine! pass this on!

[alluringcliche]

the reason I feel like Samwena makes so much sense as endgame with Destiel is like it’s Sam and Rowena doing magic and ruling Hell and helping Hunters and like Sam spends the whole show thinking he’s abnormal or a “freak”, especially towards the start, and then he’s grown to realize that it’s okay and beautiful to be a little different and he can embrace that part of himself

and then like beside Dean and Cas who are obviously going to retire to non-hunter jobs and like get a farm or something so Dean who’s spent his whole life thinking hunting is the only thing he’s good for -- realizes that it’s okay to be soft and domestic and he can embrace that part of himself

and then it just highlights how they’ve grown over the seasons and it’s nice okay

[ao3feed-destiel]

Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp

Read it on AO3 here!https://ift.tt/2GzmeFn

by qaftsiel

In which Dean learns to deal with a baby brother, identity crises, and an assortment of farm animals.

Also the dump-truck-sized hellbeast. And the stumpy-horse-sized hellbeast. And the parrot.

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A mostly easygoing, epistolary-style, chronological-drabble-ish science fiction/fantasy AU. Destiel endgame, happy ending.

Words: 503, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Cain (Supernatural), Colette Mullen

Relationships: Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester, Castiel & Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, Stranded, De-Aged Sam Winchester, Dogs, Chickens, Goats, Epistolary (of a sort), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Minor Character Death, Gender Issues, John Winchester's A+ Parenting, Slow Burn

Link: https://ift.tt/2GzmeFn

[chocolatecakecas]

pov: you're in dean and cas' kitchen

[chocolatecakecas]

no but dean literally spent a majority of his life living in a car, tiny motel rooms or an underground bunker.......let him have a little farm. wide open skies, fields as far as the eye can see, fresh air, forrest to wander in, and stars in the night sky. a sweet little farmhouse with a porch and rocking chairs

[chocolatecakecas]

dean literally wins the pie baking contest at the annual county fair

[bloodfreakcastiel]

the destiel that lives in my head is where cas says “i love you” and dean says “i love you too” and then dean gives a big fat middle finger to the empty and it just...leaves and they fuck nasty on the dungeon floor. then dean is like “im retiring and gonna work through the trauma of my life” and cas is like 😙✌️ “i will literally follow you anywhere forever until the end of time.” then they find a small little gay ass farm house where they can watch the sun set behind a mountain range. and they have two horses and they have some chickens and maybe a giant cow that they rescued and then they just keep rescuing animals and become a sanctuary. and THEN they have the most eclectic furniture and decor because cas gets really into antiquing and always finds just the weirdest and quirkiest shit imaginable and dean is like “you’re literally the love of my life and i can’t tell you no ever again” so it just develops into the strangest collection of stuff. and then they continue to fuck nasty literally everywhere like on the mountains, in a field, in their marital bed (and they cry afterwards). and they are also the most loving dads in the world to jack and they live happily ever after the end.

[chocolatecakecas]

i have written.

yk what. maybe i WILL write again

[bloodfreakcastiel]

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[chocolatecakecas]

pspspsps farmer/rancher dean/destiel fix it fic farm endgames please🤲

[chocolatecakecas]

dean and cas own ducks send post

[chocolatecakecas]

once the ducklings hatch dean is a nervous wreck so he follows them around at a distance......until the mother duck bites him and chases him away

anyway destiel farm endgame. they fix up a small old farm and they have chickens, and a cow, of course horses and ducks and bunnies. and they grow like tomatoes, and zucchini to sell at their farmers market stand