#desi hoellanders

[hollanderfangirl]

Teaching tom desi cuss words

Lmao this has become a lowkey desi hoellanders sleepover 😂

Warnings: cursing, both in hindi and english, that’s pretty much what this blurb is lmao

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“Babe,” Tom calls you out. “Why did you laugh yesterday when I replied bc to your text?”

“Oh that? Nothing,” you say trying to hide your smile.

“No tell me, I just meant ‘because’, bc is the short for because, right?”

“It.. it means something else in hindi”

“What does it mean?”

You sigh. “It means bhenchod. Which means sister fucker”

“Well..what is motherfucker in hindi then?” he asks you after a minute.

“Uh.. madarchod”

“Madarchod,” he repeats after you. “Hey teach me more desi cuss words”

“Why?”

“Because then atleast I’ll know if some mother- oh if some madarchod talks shit about me thinking I don’t understand them”

“The most used is chutiya, which technically means idiot, but it’s just a little harsh in hindi”

“Chutiya,” he whispers

“No it’s with the ‘th’ sound, like how you say the ‘th’ in the word ‘Thor’ “

“Chu- thiya” he repeats again.

“And you can basically add any words to ‘chod’ and it’ll be a cuss word”

“Like bindichod”

“Wait, how do you know that?” you laugh. “And it’s bhindichod, with like a little ‘h’ sound along with the ‘b’ “

“I’ve heard you use it a few times. Teach me more”

“Tom I-”

Desi hoellanders😌-

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[piscesparker]

One of my fastest edits! 😬

Thoughts @tomholland2013anon?

@hollandbroz-n-haz @hollanderfangirl @hollands-weasley @mischiefmanaged011 @perspectiveparker @hjoficrecs @halfblood-princess-505 @parkerpeter24 @peterspideysstuff @spidey-reids-2003 @ethereal-beauty-p @rnatasha @fanficparker

[peterparkoure]

I had a dream last night where Harrison broke up/was rejected by some girl so I was driving him back home from wherever we were. While we were driving home, I was trying to comfort him, and he started putting his hands on my thigh and started holding my one hand whenever we were at a traffic light. I started telling him that I was sorry with what had happened to that girl and he said it was okay, then after some talking that I can’t remember, he just kissed me and we ended up making out in the car. (I think there was a change of scene or something) I remember later when we got out the car we were going to some event and he was wearing a suit and I was able to walk hand in hand with him, then stop him, put my arms around his neck while were making out. We didn’t tell anyone at the event (I think it was Garba night) about us because we just got together but I remember him looking at me so fondly and him holding my cheek in his hand after I did prayers for him.

Ahhhh!!! I wish this was real 😭🥰 These desi edits have affected my dreams and I’m living for it!

I’m pretty sure no one cares but I’m tagging some Desi Hollanders anyway because I thought this dream was pretty cool:

@peterspideysstuff @lost-aesthetic-of-past @spidey-reids-2003 @simranfangirl

[fawad-khan]

@parkerpeter24 and I are getting married XD @starlight-starks is our pandit, @hollanderfangirl @mischiefmanaged011 @hollands-weasley @spidey-reids-2003 @peterspideysstuff and anyone else, rsvp to attend the wedding XD

[starlight-starks]

There is 1 imposter among us.

I think there's one depressed brain cell that we all share. Everyday at least one of us is depressed and sad on suicidal level. LFR there is!

Bt the bright side of this is that we let those thoughts out on here and others try their best to pull us out of that phase.

[bleh-bleh-blehs]

Guess we're the desi hoellanders from now on😂

Yaaasssss

[hollanderfangirl]

Okey hear me out ,ik you said that no smut but ..like slight suggestive theme???

So desi reader teaches tom hindi . Like few words and sentences and all cause he wanted to learn it .

So one day after cooking and doing work out together reader says that she is going to bath and tom...(like some typical tucha desi bf)goes like "hmm..akele akele ?" And reader be like👀👀👁👄👁

Lol

Lmao I literally laughed out loud when I saw this request like lol, V😂 I just- I’m so sorry to all my non desi followers loooll

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Ever since you and Tom were together, he had always been interested in your culture. He always asked you questions, tried to say the words you did, and tried to watch movies through which he could learn better. 

He had, in a way, been influenced by you. You unconciously sometimes talked and mixed up english words in your language, and he was beginning to understand you. He couldn’t catch up on full sentences but just a few words which he knew by now. 

You and Tom cooked breakfast together, he was the better cook, although you would never admit it. You loved when he cooked, you were now used to eating your own cooked food, so you liked it when it was a little different once in a while.

After that you both went to the gym, after one hour of exercise you were both tired and sweaty, you just wanted to take a nice long and warm bath and relax yourself. 

“I’ll just go take a bath, okay?” you say, wiping droplets of sweat from your forehead.  

“Hmm..akele akele?” 

You thought you heard him wrong. He definitely did not say that out loud to you. That was something you always said when he was eating chips or ice cream all by himself, not sharing with you or when he was cuddling Tessa and you wanted to join. 

“Wait, what did you say?” you ask him with your eyebrows furrowed.

“I said....you’re going to take a bath alone?”  

“No that’s not what you said, say it again,” you run to him and start tickling him. “Come on! say it, say it” 

“I said akele akele!” he shouts out, laughing. 

“God, you’re so cute, Tom,” you get up and start walking towards the bathroom. 

“But wait, can I come or not?”

“Tom!” 

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[piscesparker]

Do you remember that interview of Tom with Rajeev Masand?!?!?? Where hhad asked Tom to sing a hindi song with him

Yeah but it was with some other guy. Rajiv Masand made him watch a video of Tiger Shroff dancing. Smh

[fawad-khan]

Chalo ab apki shadi bhi hogyi ...honeymoon bhi ho gya (?) Ab khush khabri kab de rhe ho ? 😂😂😂

Konsi Khush khabri??? Ab mere Bhai be Sapna Dekha ki mere aur Tom or 1st wedding anniversary Mai I am 7 months pregnant 🙈🙈

(what good news? Now my brother dreamt that Tom and I celebrated our 1 year wedding anniversary and I was 7 months pregnant in it🙈🙈🙈)

@tom anon💗 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

[starlight-starks]

Timothee and Arvin at this point:

V watching them fight:

Desi hoellanders:

Isn't it??

[whenyoureadyholland]

Hiiii! Omg another Desi Hoellander 🙈🙈🙈✌

Hi! Thanks for following me!!!

Yes omg as much as I know tumblr is filled with desis (which I absolutely love)😎😎😎

[fawad-khan]

Everyone's getting married lmao @parkerpeter24 let's get married what say😂

[hollanderfangirl]

OKAY WHAT. THE. FUCK. THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKING ANON. YOU BHINDICHOD ASSHOLE. UGLY HOGI TERI AMMA. REY IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL OKAY??? SHE'S LIKE GODDAM RIHANNA FFS. IF SOMEONE IS UGLY IT'S YOU.

Monster? MONSTER?? MONSTER???????? WHO THE FUCK IS THE MONSTER HERE??? SPOILER ALERT IT'S YOU ANON. GOING ON PEOPLE'S BLOG WHILE ON ANON YOU PUSSY.

AND YES WHAT VEA SAID. WE'RE A FAMILY AND NO ONE, NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FAMILY

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DIE. YOULL DO EVERY SINGLE PERSON A FAVOUR. SURE THEYLL MISS YOUR CRAP POSTS FOR A BIT BUT THEN WHO'D CARE? YOUR MUTUALS? YOUR FAMILY? YOUR FRIENDS? YOUR CHEESE ANON WHO YOURE SO IN LOVE WITH? NEWS FLASH: THEY ALL TOLERATE YOU. FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. NONE OF THEM LIKE YOU. YOU ABSOLUTE UGLY WHORE. YK THAT GUY WHO LOOKED AT YOU AND SAID YOU WERE UGLY WAS RIGHT!AND SO WAS THE GUY WHO DIDNT KISS YOU. NO ONE WANTS TO KISS A FRIXKING MONSTER. IN AND OUT. JUST DIE

I..I know.

[fawad-khan]

Harry probably got scared of the desi shit😅😂

Missing

Have you seen this boy?

HARRY HOLLAND

Age: 21 , Height: 1.75 m , weight :idk lol

Last seen at September 15 at brooke aka @hollanderfangirl 's blog .

URGENT APPEAL

Please contact us If you see this boy anywhere .

@hollanderfangirl @mischiefmanaged011 @peterspideysstuff @tombob2005 @starlight-starks

thank you

[piscesparker]

Insolent Heart H.H

*Badtemeez Dil*

a/n: Major yjhd vibes!! This one is to all my desi hoellanders! Love you guys❤️ It’s a little crappy but you know…. I did what I did

Pairings: Harry Holland x Indian! reader

You were in your room hanging out with your boyfriend of 3 years, Harry, when you were interrupted by your mom, “Y/N, I just got off the phone with your aunt from Udaipur, she has invited us for her daughter’s wedding, so you better start packing. Hello Harry.” she ordered before leaving.

You were 5 when you moved to Kingston from India, and your neighbors, the Hollands made you and your family very welcome and soon enough your friendship with Harry turned into something more.

You groaned as your mother left you with the news, you loved visiting India but it always annoyed you how your relatives said how white washed you were. Harry noticed your very obvious annoyed behavior, and thought of an idea which might make your trip better.

“Can I come?” he asked, ripping you out of your thoughts. You looked and him confusingly.

“Wha- why?”

“For many reasons. First, I’ll get to meet the rest of your family; second, India is a very beautiful country so it’ll be a great opportunity for me to take some photos and third,” he moved closer to you and holding your hands in his, “maybe you could take me sight seeing?” He asked with hope in his eyes. “Really? I mean are you sure? My family back home is very judgmental, you sure you’ll be able to handle it?”

“Of course! I mean we got your parents approval to date, so bad could it be?” You threw your head back laughing on how ignorant your boyfriend was of your family. “Oh, Harry you naive little boy.”

“I’m being serious!” he said sternly.

“Wow, really?”

“Please?”

“Ok, I’ll ask my mum.” When you went down to inform you mother she had the same reaction as you. “Beta, I fine with it but I really can’t say about your relatives.” she shrugged. “So can I take that as a yes?”

“Yes, he can come.” You were about to go and deliver the good news to Harry when she stopped you in your tracks. “But he is your responsibility.”

“We’re not kids mum!” you groaned.

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The next two weeks went by too quickly, checking flights, packing etc., From the time you arrived at the airport to the drive home, you could see how Harry’s face lit at the beautiful scenes of the city and how quick he was of capturing them on his camera. Settling in you kept your outfit ready for your cousins Mendhi ceremony the next day.

As you woke up with the sun, got ready for the day full of fun. You wore a teal green and pink ghagra choli, which was the first time Harry saw you wearing traditional wear, his jaw nearly dropped when he first saw you. Likewise for you it was Harry’s first time wearing a traditional kurta, he surely was trying his best to impress the rest of your family and by the looks of it, it was working out great so far.

As the celebrations began you found your self rather busy with catching up with your family and introducing Harry to some of them. When you were called by your aunts to apply mendhi on your hands you left your boyfriend with cousins, but somehow he managed to sneak out and find you.

“Things are going well I suppose?” you snickered.

“A bit.” He admitted shyly. While one of the ladies finished drawing the design on your hand she asked you if your “husband” wanted your initials on his palm, when you looked at him he was confused like as if he’d done something wrong.

“What’s wrong?” he asked.

“She’s asking me if you want my initials on your palm, they say the darker it is, the more deeper and stronger your love is for me.” you informed. Without sparing a second he shoved his palm in front of the lady enthusiastically making everyone giggle at his excitement.

A few hours later while you were busy catching up with your cousins suddenly the music and chattering of all the guests stopped, a certain curly haired boy standing in middle of the dance floor caught your attention, and one of your favorite song starts playing; badtemeez  dil.

Your jaw was wide open when the curly boy revealed himself who was none other than your boyfriend. As the beat continued, he very smoothly danced to you and closed your mouth, returning back to the dance floor.

For you Harry was always that guy would rarely dance in front of people, if you knew bringing him to India would bring a different side of him you would have done it sooner.

What was even more surprising was that Harry learnt every single step from the movie, and it was at that moment you realized to what lengths he could go to prove his love for you to everyone.

harryholland64 My desi girl❤️

hazosterfield WOW! Miss India!

y/username Thanks Haz☺️

nikkihollandphotography She looks like my future daughter-in-law🤔😍

(Just pretend that’s Harry lol)

y/username Looks like the boys got themselves a new contender for a dance battle😍

tomholland2013 The hell?!

tuwaine Watch out Tom, Harry’s coming for you! 

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[fawad-khan]

ooh, just so you know you can thirst to me all day, everyday. and, back to arvin, whenever he was smoking a cigarette, he was doing stuff to me. i never liked people who smoked but just... watching him smoke... and when he kicked the car door, OOF🤤 like at the moment, i knew. I knew that he could do anything to me and i’d let him and i think i lost my ovaries along with my dignity.

I had already lost my uterus to him. I just want to pull his hair hard while he eats me out tbh. Good thing my mom wasn't watching it with me🙈