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me and @wotchertxnks are so cute
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Just heard my housemate go “muscle mommy? Squat me?” To his girlfriend brb throwing up
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I keep craving decadent millshakes….
#i hate freakshakes but i love a conceptual bougie milkshake#give me a beverage you’ve blended a slice of cheesecake into please#give me lots of things and textures in the shake but put them INSIDE it and not on the top/dripping out the sides ugh#desgusting#well anyways. *just sits here feeling depressed* this is so awesome i can rotate millshakes in my mind instead of enjoying them for real
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this is the most digusting turkey ive ever seen irl
#unseasoned#dry#wet#desgusting#food tw#i ate some and i dont think ill ever recover#worst tasting food ive ever put in my mouth
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Anyone saying this thing (minecraft movie) looks good should check in with their ophthalmologist as soon as possible.
#dunkar rant#It's genuinely hideous I can't watch it anymore it desgust me#I think I changed my mind about ever watching it ngl#It's just that bad lookin'
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POV I force my friends to listen to my late night AU rants part 1
#patternau#undertale#undertale au#undertale au ask blog#undertale alternate timeline#undertaleau concept#sans au#mettaton#mettaton au#mar00nart#undertale alternate universe#Mar00n rants#infodump#part 1#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#wip#undertale frisk#no shipping ew#fuck off if you ship frans bc that shit is desgusting#blech#they just talk about rocks like the goobers they are#they’re besties#frisk likes rocks#sans likes hearing about rocks#frisk WILL infodump about rocks#my little sillies
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What kind of sick fuck puts the Tumblr mobile video player scrub bar on the top of the video
#not sure if it's called that but yall know what i mean#IT'S DESGUSTING#tumblr#tumblr mobile#staff is personally attacking me
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I just wanna hold him...
#I’m going to throw up#someone help me#I’m physically sick looking at this man#but not in a desgusted way#like#I’m literally so obsessed that I’m gonna be sick#you know??#god why am I like this#I need help#but I’m not gonna apologize#because I’m being so literally honest right now
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MDNI: Slow sex and Old tapes
Pairing: Sentinel Prime x F! reader
Fandom: Transformers, specifically Dark of The Moon
Rating: 18+
Warnings: old man servicing you, age gap, xeno, mentions of racism and death, Sentinel still can get it up miraculously
Sentinel is not an asshole in this one, purely for my thirst for this robot.
After being brought back to the world of the living by Optimus' very *gentle* handling with the matrix of leadership, Sentinel was now stranded on this organic planet with his ex-undermechs. They were outnumbered, outgunned and with the pillars now gone thanks to the slow advancement of the humans, the Autobots will have a very hard time in challenging Megatron. Winning was already off the table for the former Commander. All they could do now was maybe try and prelong their already known fate: dying.
Humans were tiny organics, and he looked at them, trated them like they were some kind of desgusting insects. Why did his pupil ally with such insignificant creatures, he couldn't tell. Sentinel was a man of ration and power, but by the Primes, his old age was not helping him in the slightest. And the blonde human femme was infuriating him like no other could in his entire life... and he did deal with some pretty nasty scraplets in said life.
The drop that would fill the glass of anger for the old Commander was when Optimus himself presented a human femme to him. "She will be your guide here on Earth. Y/N was one of our first allies when we arrived here and I believe the two of you will get allong perfectly" Sentinel wanted to protest, he really wanted to, but something in his spark didn't let him when he looked at you. By the stars, weren't you a very pretty human!
Sentinel gently scooped you up in his servos and brought you closer to him, "Aren't you a sight for sore optics" He started to ramble about his past as he carried you to his secluded area of the lab at N.E.S.T. You have learnt many things about Cybertron's past: about the thirteen primes, about the High Council that reigned for generations, about his early ages in the military and the misschief he caused-
"You? Causing misschief? I must say, I can't believe that!"
"Oh, I know little one. But it is true. It was not seldom I found myself sneaking out of my sqad's formations to make a break for it and go in the city! Some of my peers did cover for me when they could so I'd take minimum punishment for it. This reminds me-"
And you also learned quickly that he loved to talk about the past, like any old man. Maybe humans and Cybertronians weren't so different after all, since it was clear that Sentinel Prime was just like a grandpa that talks to you while you wait in line at the convenience store. "Sentinel, you seem to avoid something. Optimus said you are anxious about his battles with Megatron"
"Ah, that..." His voicebox clicked in a weird way trying to clear his voice maybe, then take a deep breath in. He heard that it helps with nerves, but it did anything else than help him. "You are a young speecies, humans. You do not even understand the science behind my spacebridge pillars, let alone understand the complicated feelings of a Cybertronian worrior."
He was right, maybe rude and a bit judgemental, but he was right. You didn't really understand the things that made Transformers click, but one thing you knew very well. "Are you scared?" Was he scared of something? Or maybe you just missinterpreted his actions and was going to anger him.
"Concerned, more than scared. I fear the day that Optimus will make the same mistakes as I once did."
"You were a great teacher, I am sure that he learned from your mistakes long ago"
He smiled slightly, the corners of his intake twitching slightly. You could've sworn you heard him call you a cheecky bustard, but maybe it was just your imagination. Either way, Sentinel Prime trusted you and allowed you to be in contact with him. A huge achievement, my friend, believe me.
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One particular cold night at the N.E.S.T., you were waiting at the docking bay for the platform carring Beta team back home from a mission they had in Europe. They were going to retrieve a Cybertronian artifact that Ratchet's scanners have picked up, but you havent heard from them since they set sail to come home. "Now who is the one that concerns herself with others?" You heard Sentinels quiet, robotic voice coo at you.
He was right, you were concerned, and you had a bad feeling about this. "Can't I be waiting for my friends to come back?" You spat back a bit too harshly, but he didn't mind it. He lost many mech in his life, friends, collegues, even family. War was a terrible thing so he knew better than to make you feel bad about being snappy.
Sentinel sat next to you, tucking his wingblades tightly around him and waiting with you. You glanced up at the metal giant. Now that you thought about it, you never actually saw his alt-mode. What was it? He had detachable wings that he used like claymored when training with Bumblebee and Ironhide; yet he also had truck tires like optimus. 28 guage? He was really heavy duty! Knockout would've approved. It didn't take long for your cheecks to heat up at an alien thought in your mind as you kept eyeing the older Prime.
He didn't show any signs of rusting, like you've seen in Wheeljack, and he certainly was still as strong as a Predacon. For the love of all that's holy, the mech almost tore down the place when he was resurected because he was still in fight mode, ready to shake the grounds for some lowly Decepticons. If there was some kind of parralel for dilfs on Cybertron, you were sure as hell that Sentinel would be a decent one.
You found your eyelids become more and more heavy, and your head bumpped into the side of his thigh with a slight thank sound. "Easy, there little one... I'm still very much made of metal and you of flesh" He chuckled as you rubbed your head where you hurt it. "Yeah, I know. I managed to bonk it like hell on you..."
After some time, you finally realised that no one was coming back and you started to tear up, looking up at the stary sky. You didn't even know why you were crying for, you knew that this was a very dangerous job and it was never certain that they will return at all, let alone return alive. As your eyes clouded with tears, you felt one of Sentinel's digits gently pat you on your hear, ruffling your hair.
"There, there, little one. You are not alone"
"You'll die too one day"
Now why did you have to go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like that. The poor mech was just trying to make you feel better, to confort you; you needn't be that stingy with the old man. You tried to appologise, but he wouldn't have it. As he put it: one must never appologise for the way their soul feels, little one. In other words, he was understanding, more than you ever thought he could.
You cried, as he held you in his hands the whole night. It was almost immpossible for him to soothe your pain to be honest, and the Prime felt bad that he couldn't make his companion feel better. "Death is a bitter and unfair thing, my dear. But we must honour our allies by remembering them in the best way-" You felt very sappy already and shut him up by pressing your hands to his metal lips. He caught the gist and stopped talking, allowing you to talk.
Sentinel's optics widdened slightly as you pressed your lips to his in a soft kiss. The image itself was quite funny because you were quite a small human and he could literally fit you in his intake whole. Not that he'd ever do something like this, Sentinel was a vanilla-typpa-man. Somewhat.
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Later, when the clock hit 2 in the morning and the N.E.S.T. base was almost too quiet, you laid sprawled in one of Sentinel's servos, naked, as he was working his glosa on your needy, wet core. You were trying very hard not to moan, not to even sound out a whine, nothing. But it was difficult, as the older mech knew how to make his partens very satisfied. Every time your body twitched and tried to seek some form of support in him, he left out a slight chuckle.
"Is my little human already going to cum all over?~ Is my sweet girl going to beg for more?~" He kissed you again, the kiss itself being more hungry, but still somewhat holding back. The Prime didn't want to hurt you, not one bit and he knew how fragile humans could be.
His other servo pressed on top of you putting some pressure on your body. His colld metal cooled down your aching heat only a bit, making it more bareable. "So needy, my little girl" One of his thumbs moved and prodded the enterance of your vagina. That was it, you couldn't contain yourself anymore as you began to moan for him and sob as he got his tip in.
He shushed you, as his interface panels slowly retracted and let his spike presurise. By the Primes, he thought you were absolutely devine. Sentinel shifted himself, one servo holding you, thumb pumping slowly in and out of your pussy and one on his spike, slowly chasing his own overload.
"Are you going to be a good girl for your sire?"
"Yes-"
"Yes?"
"Yes!" You screamed out as you squirted, yet his movements didnt stop. "no, no little girl. We aren't stoppint until I have seen enough of that pretty face of yours as you cum on my digit.
Lets just say, the morning was finally when you managed to catch some shut eye.
#transformers#transformers dtom#bayverse#transformers bayverse#sentinel#sentinel prime#sp#sentinel x reader#sentinel prime x reader#sentinel smut#sentinel prime smut#transformers x reader#transformers x reader smut#canon x oc#fiction#author never proof reads#mecha#mech#cybertronian#prime x reader
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RANDOM QUIZ TIME
In your opinion, wich is the most disturbing murder drones episode for you?
No the one that makes If you feel scared at first glance but the one that If you think about the details a litte too much you genuinely get chills and cant help but start to feel bad for all the characters envolved?
( i am aware that all of the episode have something desgusting going on, Its a horror show lmfao, this is about especific opinions)
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No cuz, J x Tessa is such a good ship and im so glad It got popular on MDtwt now cuz they really deserve it. It Would be called a pedo/slave x owner ship not long ago
I Will always hate The old mdtwt members for making people think that shipping Tessa With the robots is wrong and desgusting
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I miss my thigh gap. I need one again I feel like a desgusting pig let me feel my ribs let me feel my bones. please.
#anorexla#ana buddie#anoresick#light as a feather#@na motivation#@na vent#@tw edd#@nor3×14#@anorexla#@ana is my friend#@thinspo#⭐️ve#⭐️rving
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does anyone else feel disgusted seeing fat people
like i don’t hate the person but i hate there body and i feel so bad because i don’t mean to feel this way like i hate myself for thinking these people are desgusting and would get mad at someone else for saying it
sometimes ill just search fat people up so im not hungry i don’t think its them i think im just so scared of being fat that im projecting on them and ide never say anything or treat someone bad because of there body
i just want to know if anyone relates
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22. and 49. for all three! :D
I just DID NOT have time to sit and properly answer this, bc its such a big question for many characters! but today my classes are dismissed due to the storm so HERE WE GO
Ronya, Blueberry and Veronica!
22. What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?
Ronya - I'd say it was magic. Not like most people can do it but lot of people in fantasy setting can though. But throughout the game she had to put up with a lot of magical stuff and got involved too so she got used to... But something more mundane? I'd say getting to dentist or getting teeth removed or see others getting teeth removed or seeing removed teeth - puts her in big unease. That's because after Nabassu demon killed eveyone in her village, it was bringing her ripped out goblin teeth as a gift for some time, when she was sleeping. I think she still has trigger for that kind of thing
Blueberry - some kind of serious fancy dinners/tea parties where you have to be all polite, good manners etc make his stomach curl and sweat nervously. He remembers all kind of fancy danning he had to attend when he still was part of lumeris society and how many times he failed them missarably or just sat there silently, prettending he's not there. He is also bad at negotiating (even though now he has to do it sometimes)
Veronica - I have troubles thinking of something specific - it is a complex and interesting question... but its hard for me to think of anything
okay lets say - sunbathing ahahaha lol. but thats what HUMANS can easily do
I'm trying to think of something that would be simple activity for most vampires but not for Veronica and hm... She has tabo on drinking blood from kids and teens, but not because she's scared of them of course. But because she is scared to hurt them. She strictly feeds only on adults. Acidentally drinking kid's blood can put her in frenzy state
49. Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
Ronya - No. hahaha
she would be like "urgh. I'm not eating that"
BUT if she specifically want to try to be polite
and she will not elaborate. X) (feat. bard Mao, character of my friend Kate, who knew the etiquette very well and was good at negotiations and such)
Blueberry - yeah he would, but he would look soooo missarable while doing so hahaha
like a pathetic kicked puppy
and if its some kind of fancy dinner too - oh well rip (look up the question and answer above lol)
Veronica - OHOHOHOO now thats an interesting topic to discuss! Overall - yes, Veronica is the type that would do that (also she's a people pleaser)
BUT! she is a vampire, and she doesn't have merit for eating food, like some of her vamp friends, like Charlie or Johny. So if she eats human food she will puke almost instantly (or would have to spend her blood energy to bear it). So she would avoid eating human food at any cost (she has so many made up excuses, from lying she has allergy or diet or recently visiting a dentist etc). BUT she doesn't find human food desgusting.. she still likes how it looks and smells - she just knows that its poisonos for her bc shes a vamp.
Though the question is specificall about eating something, that character finds disgusting - what could it be? In Veronica's case we are talking about blood. It's not a secret that packaged blood taste worse than FRESHHH one, but Veronica is used to drinking it from time to time, so she doesn't find it gross
What would she find gross and digusting though? The animal blood of course! She had to drink it few times I think, during her anarch phase, when she was traveling around usa - not only it tastes horrible, but she always felt bad for the animals too (to get at least one point of blood energy, vampire has to drink the whole animal's blood, obviously killing it)
So let's say Rene gave Veronica a mission to visit some other city and negotiate with some nosferatu from this city (Rene is the nosferatu with yellow crocodile eyes and crocodile scales, also he is the head of Veronica's coterie and in future he will become the prince of New Orleans, and Veronica's elysium is patronized by him too btw. He bought the building for it, and Veronica was renovating and furnituring it herself. I drew Rene here, here and here. He is also a character of my friend Kate haha)
And so Veronica comes to visit those nosferatus, and they offer her the best and most fresh rat blood they have (it's hard for nosferatu to hunt humans since they don't look too humane, and drinking animal blood is regular to most of them, since they also don't have as much problems with drinking it as other types of vampires).
This offer is also kind of a test to see how serious are Veronica's intention and aslo is a little bit of trolling bc it's fun to see if cute pretty toreador girl would do in such situation
But of course Veronica would accept the offer and drink it and even big chance that she would be able to hold a straight face during it (she isn't too worryied about it being poisonned or with something else bad added there because only an idiot would want to anger Rene tbh)
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Veronica: mmm! such an interesting flavor too!
Nosferatu: of course! ^_^ we got those specimens just recently, from kindred who breeds them with a big blood lump growing on them! :D
Veronica: oh! how smart! very convinient "screaming inside her head"
Thank you for such great questions! here is a link to the whole questions list, in case anyone wanna ask more
#dnd#vtm#vampire the masquerade#toreador#SCUM AND VILLAINY#scifi#sci-fi#Ronya#bugbear#Blueberry#Veronica Sugar#my ocs#my art#ask#asks
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Terfs weaponizing sexual violence in prison has always been so desgusting to me because they genuinely don't fucking care.
The real question has always been how to prevent that violence from happening in any prison. But well, thats not about trans people so it's not that important. They even laugh about it if the victims are men.
It's desgusting.
#dunkar rant#This has never been about trans people#And it's a very serious and devastating subject AND YET#They use it as a tool and make a joke of it so they can hurt more people#Vile vile bunch
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