#derv

[porkcutletbowl44]

NSFW MDNI

Johnny likes morning head.

There isn't a better way to wake up than feeling something wet and warm on his morning wood. Blinking the hazy sleep out of his eyes, your head is on his thigh, holding his cock to your mouth with your eyes shut.

His head lays on your bent knee with a low groan, watching with sleepy eyes the way your tongue folds up and down over his slit.

It's almost better this way, lazy and unrushed because he's simply too tired to rut harshly into your mouth, too drunk to do anything but watch and occasionally rock his hips sluggishly with your movements.

He whimpers loudly when his tip gets suckled between your lips, milky beads of pre drooling out.

His hand always reaches down over your body to pet your hair back, cock twitching weakly on the inside of your cheek, tongue working in and out on the underside of his shaft.

Johnny is already very vocal in bed, but in the mornings it's more (if it was even possible for him to be more than usual)

When he finally comes to, his fingers wedge under your panties to lazily pump his fingers in time with your strokes, moaning with every sound you make, every lazy touch of your hand, kissing and nipping at your shin on his cheek in the sideways 69 of sorts.

He gets edged too, when he's really close you stop and give his cock head messy, sucking kisses just to feel the flare and throbs, making him extra needy with his morning voice.

[meep-meep-richie]

Brb crying in the corner😭😭

[typicalamberslc]

I feel like it's not talked about enough. How horribly Adar was treated by his ex douchebag, Sauron. Bitch is a shapeshifter, promised him children, and a future, only to physically and mentally fuck him up, EVEN more than Morgoth did.

These two hate each other so much, on a level that only ex's can commit to. I don't think they went into it enough. Then Sauron tries to kill is latest fling with his ex's sword?! It is so much. Adar deserves his own 8 episode spin off/deep dive.

Also, I feel like the song, " My Kink Is Karma" by Chappell Roan should be his champion song, because it is everything.

[safety-writes-noms]

i have the biggest pred crush on miguel. Omg those teeth?? And how complex his character is?? He has me in a chokehold. Whoever designed him deserves a huge clap on the back fr. Might write a couple hcs or scenarios for him

edit: I wrote some lmao

[achromant]

Baruhn is the designated chef of our raid static

[skretri]

I'm your fan Soy tu fan i love yur art amo tu arte i admire you te admiro 🐁💗

yo tmb admiro tu arte dervsito y tmb amotuarte y tqm uwu aunque a veces seas unrompebolas pero así te quiero, nunca cambies ♥

[auburniivenus]

"Two blue lines mean WHAT again? --You know I have no idea how that works." [ her showing him a pregnancy test and him being like ??? HAHA ]

YOU   KEPT   MY   HEART   WITH   YOU.   Orihime’s   heart   vibrated   in   her   chest   like   a   frenzied,   untamed   bird   ensnared   within   a   gilded   cage.   Her   orbs,   twin   pools   of   warm   caramel,   shimmered   like   the   surface   of   a   tranquil   lake,   kissed   by   the   first   rays   of   dawn,   reflecting   the   myriad   emotions   that   danced   within   her   soul.   Across   from   her,   Ichigo,   her   firm   anchor   in   the   tempestuous   seas   of   existence,   waited   with   anxious   breath,   his   spirit   as   still   as   the   eye   of   a   storm.   His   fiery   hair,   a   testament   to   his   unrestrained   spirit   and   indomitable   will,   seemed   to   glow   in   the   dim   light.

With   courage   forged   in   the   furnace   of   love   and   resilience   honed   by   innumerable   battles,   she   extended   her   hand,   the   pregnancy   test   resting   in   her   palm   like   a   precious   gem.   It   was   a   simple   object,   a   mere   amalgamation   of   synthetic   materials   and   chemicals,   yet   it   held   within   it   the   power   to   irrevocably   alter   the   course   of   their   lives.   "It   means   I’m   expecting   your   child.”   Her   voice   trembled   like   a   leaf   caught   in   the   tender   caress   of   the   wind,   betraying   her   nervousness,   uncertain   of   his   attitude   toward   such   monumental   news.   “We   are   going   to   be   parents.   You’ll   be   a   father.”

Orihime   became   a   vessel.   Within   her,   a   tiny   spark   ignited,   a   new   soul   taking   root   in   the   fertile   soil   of   her   uterus.   Her   body,   a   temple   to   the   divine   act   of   creation,   adapted   and   morphed,   accommodating   the   new   life   within.   Her   belly   expanded   like   the   moon   waxing   in   the   night   sky,   her   dermis   stretched   and   glowed   like   the   golden   horizon.   She   was   a   goddess,   a   beacon   of   life   in   a   world   often   shrouded   in   shadow.   Yet,   it   wasn’t   a   journey   without   its   trials.   She   weathered   storms   of   nausea,   rode   waves   of   fatigue,   and   navigated   the   shifting   sands   of   mood   swings.   But   through   it   all,   she   remained   steadfast,   her   spirit   as   unyielding   as   the   ancient   oak,   her   resolve   as   strong   as   the   mightiest   river.   ───    And   in   the   quiet   moments,   when   the   world   was   hushed   and   still,   she   felt   the   fluttering   within   her,   a   tiny   heartbeat   echoing   her   own. @ikurosakii

When   our   son   grows   up

  I   will   tell   him   how   I   met   you   on   a   sunny   day

  And   it   was   then

  that   I   knew   that   this   was   love   for   a   lifetime

[eternallovers65]

SYDNEY YOU DID IT BABE YOU DID IT IM SO PROUD

[no-her-o]

I need a t-shirt that says "ABBA jury rigged the 2023 eurovision" asap

[laguz]

you are all proud homophobes for not liking my oc art smh

[saenora]

DAY 2 GOING STRONG!!

@humanitys-strongest-bamf

[mangocheesecakes]

Yan itago mo mukha mo sa Facebook as if naman matatago mo pa rin na scammer ka lol never ka na magpakita ng peslak mo ha?

[miqojak]

Do they have trouble keeping their enemies and their friends straight?

"That presumes that I have 'friends.'" The voice that delivers this acerbic line isn't unpleasant, in and of itself - the voice is soft, and throaty... but the manner in which it is delivered very nearly leaves the listener confused as to whether the words are a deadpan delivery, or not.

"But to entertain the question - aren't the two little more than a hair's breadth away at any given point in time? 'If it doesn't hurt, it isn't real' is a motto of mine for a reason - because who hurts you most, if not the people closest to you? What's more real than the sting of a lover's sharp, insightful words in a charged moment? What hurts more than the lack of closure a friend's sudden departure brings? What are you willing to weather?" Little shoulders rise and fall, and there's a slow undulation of her overlong tail, where she lounges, "I prefer to be realistic in facing the barbs of life. Very few others are, and so they make for poor friends - and thus potential enemies."

[flyingspicerack]

ur not annoying at all aero!! GRABBING UR SHOULDERS AND SHAKING U….love see u on my dash every day and foreva. if i have to scream in ur face everyday to remind u, i will. ur literally so chill and sweet it’s wonderful.

Waaaahhhhhhhh

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

getting this out of the way halle has a great singing voice/very pretty zero issues with her

now anyway on to the criticism

THE MOVIE IS TOO DANG DARK you can't see shit, the colors are bland/ ugly /lifeless from sea to land there is zero brightness and it looks like its at -40 on my computer screen brightness. everyone is praising kiss the girl and i can't see any of it..

the CGI animals are ugly they are not live action they are ugly hideious abominations

people who have legit criticisms about the movie aren't all racist heck i was intereted in this movie but the more trailers i see the more i realize theres no point not unless its a movie where you want to get eyestrain from. Big fail on lighting/color grading. also ariel wanted to kiss eric there was never any consent issues i cant believe they caved in to the lame criticism ..

[smackdownhotel]

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