#derpyflowertalk

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“Oops I did it again, I played with your mind, and I’m not your friend. Hit me baby one more time! …wait what song is this?”

Mom 2024 trying to figure out which Britney Spears song is which.

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THIS IS WHAT MY CHILDREN DO…

When they’re not being little terrors and running around. One actually decided to bite their paper before they could color it and I just…stared at him and just straightened it out and made him color on it anyway.

But no, it’s so weird watching them sit next to each other and color their own papers or do their own projects. Like…they’re constantly climbing on top of each other and running around in circles together but the second you put paper and markers in front of them? They’re so intently working on their little masterpiece that nothing can bother them and I hope that they grow up to be the next big artist. Especially the ones who cry when it’s time to go wash their hands because they just want to sit and color more.

Me and my mutuals

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Ya know, it always makes me smile when some of my old posts still get liked or reblogged. It’s been so long yet they still get loved. I appreciate it lolz

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You know, sometimes I go on tumblr and ask myself why did I ever wanna become “tumblr famous”? Then I remembered I’m famous to me.

Also tumblr is the last place I wanna be famous on so there’s that.

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Okay I don’t normally post ANYTHING on my main blog that’s me talking, but I have learned that in the tumblr sexy man poll Cecil Gershwin Palmer beat Komaeda.

HOLY FUCK IS THAT AMAZING. WHEE HAW

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Me: *stares at this post*

Wife: *peeks over shoulder* It’s a Dogccoli.

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Ayo guys it’s your local Chibi! I’m trying to open commissions again! I’ve been getting into financial difficulties too frequently to my liking, and also I am planning to go back to school, so I am trying to get a little amount saved up.

These are how I plan to do them, so it’ll be about 5-10$ or so (depending on how detailed)

If you guys can’t commission me that’s fine, just spreading it around would help me immensely. So please signal boost!

Thank you!!

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Okay, but can we address the fact that the second Dan Fei saw how “Lin” was standing, she immediately knew “oh...this is my himbo.” Dan Fei will forever be the best girl, alongside Ten Mei.

BUT LEGIT THAT DAMN PLOT TWIST OF WHO WAS WHO HAD ME SCREAMING. OF ALL THE DAMN THINGS THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED, WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. AAAAAAA

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Hey uhh....wtf?

Why did they have to kill off the boy??? Why did they have to bring back the sword yandere?? Why the does Lang/Rou suffer so much???

WHY IS SHANG TRAPPED IN A BOX????

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Now that I’m thinking more about it...The Sword Index is kinda like the children Shang has to keep going to save.

First he’s gotta help Mu Tian Ming and fix her eyes.

Then he had to help Dan Fei save the world, which in turn lead her to Can Yun, who is a himbo and a dingus in his own right. (We love a good himbo child)

And now? Now he has to save his other son Lang cause he’s IS IN THE GODDAMN DEMON REALM TO POSSIBLY FIGHT HIS ACTUAL DEMON FATHER??? LANG WHY???

Anyway TL;DR Since the Sword Index has 37 swords in it it means that Shang is going to ��adopt” 37 children. :3

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EXCUSE ME?

MCFUCKINSCUSE ME???

THT’S HOW SEASON 3 ENDS???

WHAT??????

I AM VERY SHOOK AND UPSET AND HONESTLY I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT SEASON BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAA?????

Okay but seriously this season has opened so many new doors and ideas. (Spoilers and full reactions below)

I want to see more of Mu Tian Ming in the next season. I feel like she’ll be the only one to truly save Lang from his literal demons.

AM PROUD OF BABY GIRL AND HER HIMBO HUSBAND. They are doing so well and expanding the Hu Shi Yin by the combined forces of the Palace and the Bug Empire.

“Mirror Mirror on the wall who can make Zhao Jun Lin fall?” BITCH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT BUT THANK GOD FOR THE SWORD YANDERE. Honestly though when Lin caused him to appear from the Scrying Mirror I jumped really hard and I was very surprised. Also when Lin showed it was a Shang Nendoroid in the box I looked over at mine and went “YOU! :D”

I ALSO AM SHOOK AT THE FACT THAT THE EMPEROR AND THE LEADER OF THE BUG EMPIRE ARE ONE AND THE SAME. PRINCESS YANDERE IS TECHNICALLY ROYALTY ON BOTH SIDES? GOD DANG IT.

Okay, so this wasn’t that serious of my thoughts, but I am very excited to see where this goes, and I need to draw these guys at some point. I want to discuss more ideas and just rant and rave about it cause it’s so good.

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It’s 6:30 AM and all I can think about is how Shang Bu Huan’s children are all not great.

One is stuck in the past with a shady ass creature.

One is blinded in the mountains(yet is in safe hands).

One just got attacked by his hypnotized (not)husband.

Man does not get a break does he?

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tag game! thanks for tagging @milfmaidmcgee :3 I appreciate it!

1 - Why did you choose your url?

Because my staple (signature? Something like that) are my derpy flowers!

2 - Any side blogs?

My art blog @chibibreeby & my doll blog @derpydollblog

3 - How long have you been on Tumblr?

Uhhhhhh….7-8ish years? I think? Need to double check the math…

4 - Do you have a queue tag?

Nope! I don’t queue.

5 - Why did you start your blog in the first place?

To post my art and share things with my friends, and make new friends. (Which I am an idiot and do not know how to talk to people hahahahaha)

6 - Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

It me! I chose a picture of me that I drew that I loved so yeah!

7 - Why did you choose your header?

Those are my derpy flowers! :D can’t be a garden without flowers!

8 - What’s your post with the most notes?

Uhhh…I think it’s one of my art posts…either the one I did or Ishimondo and Gontaguuji, OR it’s the little stick figures one. Not sure.

9 - How many mutuals do you have?

That’s a good question. The ones I actually talk to are a small portion but even the ones I don’t talk to I appreciate all of them OwO and wish y’all a very good day.

10 - How many followers do you have?

216. I’m surprised by this tbh…

11 - How many people do you follow?

374. Some of which I don’t think are active anymore…

12 - Have you ever made a shitpost?

No? I don’t think so…

13 - How often do you use Tumblr each day?

Depends on the day. Sometimes I’m on it like 4x some days it takes me a week or two before I open it again.

14 - Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

No, I’m weak. I did make a post about a discourse type topic though about pixiv. Was not expecting that to blow up, yet it did.

15 - How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

Ehhh…I will reblog the ones that don’t have a lot of tags, or that are usually asking gently for help. If it’s ones that are like “REBLOG THIS NOW YOU NEED TO HELP” then I’m kind of turned off because I feel like it’s probably a scam. :S

16 - Do you like tag games?

Yes!! They’re fun!! :3

17 - Do you like ask games?

YES!!! I wish I would get more…

18 - Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

STARES AT @gauntletknight AND @pompadorbzvibes In all seriousness though I feel like a lot of my mutuals have a very big following and they’re all pretty famous. And I’m proud of each and every one of them :)

19 - Do you have a crush on a mutual?

Nope!

Tagging: The two that I tagged in #18, @isthemedia @noonewouldlisten25 @chasml AND @shsl-corn ! :3

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@shsl-box-split Thank you so so much for shipping these out!!! They are so so cute!! The buttons are bigger than I thought and I love them to bits and pieces!! :D

(Also the robot sticker you threw in there has gone on the back of my tamagotchi so I wanted to show that it was used as well haha)

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Debating if when I go home tonight to just sleep for ten million years or to actually outline art of my OC’s finally OR to draw more Hop/Bede nonsense OR EVEN draw some Nessa/Sonia stuff. So many decisions...

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yo tumblr would you be so kind as to let me post and reblog on your main website and NOT THE APP please??