#derek danforth x mickey garnett

[thatpurpleraccoon]

edited/drew some silly memes today instead of being productive

[cryptidcorners]

No format, because my brain is ROTTING. Derek Dandorth headcanons or character essay? Uhhh, I think so!

I honestly kind of deepened his whole character, lol. Sorry but I can't help myself. I promise I'm working on a fic rn !!

Some quick warnings are mentions of childhood trauma and such!

✦ Derek Danforth, someone who craves attention and emotional intimacy more than anything — while his relationships may be minor in numbers, he holds them dearly. His competitive nature, self loathing and lack of social skills (+ him being a bit of a loser) contributes greatly to his behavior. Most of the time, he wallflowers at a party or scrolls through social media.

✦ He challenges people who succeed much better than him. Derek has always been fighting for someone to see him, even if it's just mindless praise. Derek devotes so much of his time to appear better and he lives off the dopamine of people liking him. Derek doesn't seem to fit in with others and isn't as popular as most assume.

✦ Enjoys time consuming activities, such as his morning routine. I think he'd like writing as well. Just anything to kill time, he'll do.

✦ So sassy. Yes, he is very awkward — but Derek is incredibly charismatic and smiley when he's in his field. Anytime Derek is in uncomfortable places, he goes dead quiet. It's really just instinct to kind of go on autopilot when he isn't contributing anything. But yeah, he's a drama queen with a huge attitude.

✦ Probably has the most wildest music taste, or taste in general. I mean, have you seen his outfits?

✦ Very needy and clingy. In all his relationships, he's overly affectionate, sweet and chases any positive reactions. Constantly calling to check in on them, send in gifts or shower them in compliments. He's a hopeless romantic.

✦ Speaking of romantic, he's definitely crazy over the genre. He's so lovesick he probably has a shelf filled with books from the romance genre.

✦ Derek enjoys when people play with his hair, or share soft intimacy. Hugs that last too long, cuddling under the covers or talking nonstop — drives him crazy.

✦ Rambles about wine. I don't think he'd drink it too much but he'd definitely have a heavy preference and drop his opinions no matter what.

[xcherryerim]

Derek: You're telling me that this asshole burnt the entire building down, and dropped four fucking bodies? Yeah, that's not exactly a disgruntled customer, is it?

Mickey thinking he’s being helpful : He had a hat.

[this-aint-massachusetts]

They’re all in a poly relationship (they’re all dead and will never meet but that’s fine)

[mickeygarnett]

Hello to Mickey Garnett's Corner

Mob Boss of a big mafia in downtown New York.

Now working as Derek's mistress high level employees.

And don't let Derek fool you, I'm as rich, if not even more rich than that bastard.

̸/̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅ Age: 29

̸/̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅ Pronouns: he/him

̸/̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅ Likes:

Gold

Gifts from Derek

Crypto

NFTs

Being taller than people (Derek)

Parties

Alcohol

Scamming people

Derek

̸/̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅ Dislikes:

Derek

Blood

Talk about my fingers, that's none of your business.

Large bodies of water

Bees & Beekeepers

Assholes named Clay

Bad grammar

Everyone is free to ask me anything, except that dickhead Derek.

If you're a minor pls don't interact, and if you really want to, interact only through sfw roleplaying. Account run by: 💥 (not a minor)

[burgerpiee]

My epic Daria Danforth story plot expect its all in small words but its CRAZYY

Oh btw TW : mentions of drinking as coping mechanism

Uhhh its all short in a recap also mentions of @/freak-accident419 angst derek x reader fic as a inspiration of one storyline :D

Pretty much Daria is this oc I just made back in Jan(edited)

really younger sister to Derek (14 years apart)

Daria spends her entire childhood with Jessica until when she ran for president Daria moved with Derek

[Daria is your average ‘little miss perfect’

But she’s just very gloomy and anxious over everything

Daria and Derek bond over the fact their mother

Yeah mommy issues bond

Daria has a personal assistant named Charlotte

Daria technically owned a nightclub secretly and illegally

Only established this nightclub for the purpose to get rid of the romantic tension between Derek and Charlotte

Yeah Daria is an asshole at times

Derek dates Mickey Daria is like “my brother is gay wow”

Charlotte got pregnant by Derek (Inspired to that one fanfic by freak accident!)

Derek dies because of the beekeeper

Daria’s life collapse

Tbh making Wallace evil too

Wallace also eventually emotionally manipulated her after the death of Derek

Now Wallace and Jessica becomes Daria’s only supporting systems

Daria gets addicted to drinking

Daria goes downhill acting STRAIGHT UP like Derek

Oh yeah Daria also has a gf name Angela Clay things broken off

Back when they r 16

Angela becomes the beekeeper hunting Daria for committing horrific crimes

Yeh they both died together when they burned the entire nightclub I mentioned

#doomedyuri !!!

[cryptidcorners]

IK.GOKGFGCFDFDGSTDHRSGDYDTVGCJAAAAAAAATYHHJHHHHHHHHHHH

Ik vids don't rlly do well on tumblr but pretty please look at it? It's Heather's and Derek danforth angst what else do you need?

It's based on @cryptidcorners royal au of the beekeeper and its so well you should read it!! I added some of my own lore bc I was bored and they still haven't fully fleshed it lol

[xcherryerim]

I normally write love corners and not love triangles for threesome stories (which is literally one but yk)

but for the Derek x Reader x Mickey that shit is gonna be gay (still mainly focus on the reader but you know.)

also that story might come up first than the love corner of Mike x Reader x Futturman. sorry (im not sure if I like the plot of that one yet)

I would love to write more love triangles if it’s like a jhutch character with another character of the show/movie ofc not with a jhutch and jhutch character.

im not doing onceler x onceler type shit and i’m tired of ppl making it seem like i am

anyways ask me for Wolf x reader x futturman , Venessa x reader x mike or William x reader x Mike or with other characters yk�� (im begging)

[burgerpiee]

Hi Dernett nation :)

[thatpurpleraccoon]

spreading the best ship ever on this blog too B)

dernett (derek danforth x mickey garnett) propaganda is here!!!

we are rewriting this movie and giving derek a proper love interest

[xcherryerim]

hii i just wanna im surprised people even know about mickey and are shipping him w derek bc me and my friends have been shipping them the say the movie came out 😭 we also made memes that are on my art account, i love how this fandom only has one braincell that we all share

also this is in no way mean im just sharing a stupid coincidence of this fandom and its single braincell <3 and im v excited if you do end up writing smut lol

no yeah Mickey was so like argh!

I’m not really a shipper per say but I might write the Derek x Reader x Mickey smut with implications of them being into each other because even if I don’t ship them, I can’t lie, those mfs for sure explored each others body’s at least ONCE.

UNLESS EVERYONE ELSE WANTS ME TO WRITE LIKE A FULL ON THREESOME WITH THEM BEING HELLA GAY AND FLIRTY IDK YALL, LET ME KNOW

[thatpurpleraccoon]

the reason Derek's eye is scarred in the first drawing is bc its another au (always a new au with me :p) where both him and Mickey didn't die from Clay but they both got scarred (Derek scarred his eye and abit of his ear and Mickey has no fingers in one hand)

Here's a rough sketch bc I don't wanna post it on my main art blog 🔥

Darnett be opon you <3

I love this silly ship sm

[cryptidcorners]

AUHHGHF!!!!!

darnett angst ofcc :]

its a runaway au by my friend eldritch and they wrote the blurb thing and i sketched this so quick lol

IGNORE HOW I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW MICKEY HES SO ANNOYING TO DRAW BUT I LOVE THIS SHIP SM IDC ATP

[thatpurpleraccoon]

DARNETT BE UPON YOU!!!!

wooahh whats this, two drawings in a day? (im procrastinating so hard)

but darnett my beloved <33 based on that one jhutch pic bc its so them