#derek crying a little vc why do you hate me.

[ofruinations]

"What do you mean w—" He feels the mallet, oversized and painful if he weren't probably made of tungsten against the stop of his head, cut him off and bury him deeper into the concrete floors of the underground. It feels like whack-a-mole. but less enjoyable. Derek all but feels like he gets a little more stuck as she tries to make her point. "What the hell was that for?!" He tries to act indignant and angry, but the slight twinge of fear underpins his voice. Is she dangerous? He should probably leave if she is. "Could we at least exchange names before you try to smack me again?"

oh -- oh ! the meathead ( who wasn't punchable until he was ) just got interesting ! he turned into metal !? oh, now the last thing on her mind was explaining the politics of meatheadism through light violence ! see, this was fun, and was there anything funner than fun !? " wait... " just to test the waters, just to make sure it wasn't a fluke that would actually bring the meathead back to being boring, she offered another bonk.