#depression got hands

[spidersunny]

shoutout to sleeping for twelve hours

[toastess-with-the-mostess]

Let's Rewind! Toast watches Voltron: Defender of The Universe (1984)

Season 1, Episode 35: Doom Boycotts the Space Olympics Season 1, Episode 36: Lotor's Clone

Episode 35 Doom Boycotts the Space Olympics I realized the text was hard to read in the long post so here's some color so you can tell which episode is being watched

wild that whoever made the choices for the space Olympics really thought hard and said "yes we're absolutely having it on Arus, where it's currently at war and has a weekly occurrence of giant fucked up robots fighting each other"

Is soccer actually an Olympic sport or is the world cup the biggest even for them?

Oh so doom IS actively boycotting the space olympics, I know It's for evil reasons but i have to agree just based on the fact THAT ITS ON A PLANET IN ACTIVE WAR AND ROUTINELY HAS GIANT MECHA FIGHTS

why are the boys in an army barrack 😭 the castle is right there is it not

Allura this is why you KNOCK walking in on the team showering in only towels is your fault entirely LMAO the boys are ragging on nanny for trying to make it their fault svsiodv woman just sit down and leave the food at this point

"I'm sorry I meant to surprise you!" "You did!" Keith that was adorable omg, I know you guys can't hear it, but his tone was the cutest

I love this show because in every other one it's hunk looking after Pidge, but originally it was Lance instead T-T He's currently very concerned about Pidge eating two kabobs at once, at least he isn't talking with food in his mouth

I'm sorry when did haggar get blueprints to voltrons wiring??

are they about to make a decepticon out of the beefed up bulldozer the team has outside to build the stadium?? Oh my god they are

man the only reason the team finds out about lotors plan is because one of the kids that was tagging along with hunk this entire time needed to take a leak outside 💀

haggar described her weird virus for that bulldozer as like a chip,,, it is not a chip it's a tiny robeast that takes over the entire machine just by standing onto the hardware i know they were making it easier to understand for kids but c'mon that had to be confusing for them, kids are real smart anyway

The boys: kid you were dreaming, nothing attached itself to the bulldozer (bulldozer proceeds to turn on and wreck their barrack) the boys: O-O guys please listen to the children, they're so upfront with everything they see its wild

PIDGE WHY ARE YOU JUMPING STRAIGHT ONTO THE BULLDOZER well at least he found out nobody was driving it UNTIL IT THREW HIM OFF, he's a gymnast (ninja) though so of course he lands on his feet anyway like a goddamn CAT

why do they always make hunk grunt like that? wild somehow they figured out it was lotor, i mean i feel like itd be obvious once they knew nobody was in it but still

OH SO PIDGE DOES ACTUALLY REFER TO HIMSELF AS A GYMNAST, THATS ACTUALLY SUPER COOL still doesnt make it any less insane that pidge LEPT ONTO THE ROOF OF THE BULLDOZER

WHY IS HE SO LONG IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, IT LOOKS LIKE THE PASTED HIS HEAD OVER LANCES BODY he didnt even stop the thing i think lotor just told it to stop to lull them into a false sense of security

that same kid was yelling about not being listened and immediately punched the control panel with started up the bulldozer again 💀 I think you're old enough to know how to regulate your emotions my dude oh also he and two others are trapped inside now, dire stakes indeed

hunk and pidge got thrown off the bulldozer, how high up were they?? ft older brother lance again because he was making sure pidge was okay in the background

at last a lion comes out to actually do something NOT BEFORE THE BOY GOT BURIED ALIVE THOUGH WHAT THE FUCK THEY SHOULD BE DEAD

I don't think this is the first time lotor has told allura his plans for her, but it's good that he actually tells her so she doesn't get a worse idea

the team is free after allura creates a goddamn tsunami in the stadium ft MORE OLDER BROTHER LANCE BECAUSE HES HOLDING PIDGE NEXT TO HIM IN THE WATER

immediately after being freed the kids just sit there and do nothing UNTIL THEY GET TRAPPED IN IT AGAIN god this show makes so many characters stupid

all-scan?? Are you telling me you fuckers could've done that before, and you just haven't?? I'm gonna say you just recently learned it for my own mental health

the kids are out after Hunk bashed his way inside without a lion i love seeing scenes like these because the pilots are actually skilled outside of being inside the lions!

Ooh so I was right, it was a mini robeast who could interact with machines, and then it just combines with it to make it an actual robeast well they could've just said that earlier >:/

voltron is formed and definitely is spewing propaganda for the olympics but at least hes able to damage the robeast LMAO

holy shit easiest fight ever, they barely even did anything to the guy before pulling out blazing sword and skewering it

time to rebuild the stadium and gym using the lions my question is why they only gave one of those beefed up bulldozers to the team

/episode end

Episode 36 Lotor's Clone

Episode opens with Zarkon yelling at Lotor, this oughta be good lol

"quit sending robots to arus and destroy voltron yourself!" my guy how the FUCK is one dude gonna do that, you kind of need another big guy to help weaken him first

"you mean really lead? Like from up front?" "Where else you idiot!" LMAOO

I know they make the doomites robots so the show can skirt past ratings but do not give robots that much sentience and still say they're not people these fuckers were talking about defecting and living on Arus!

oh so this episode's robeast is just another lotor because he doesn't actually want to do the work HAHAHA

"but beware, whatever you know he will know" foreshadowing?

onto planet arus, the team is doing some lion training

Pidge: it feels like my head is on backwards! Keith: I always knew that! THE KID JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY KEITH BE NICE LMAO

Pidge: did you know your nose wiggles when you're upset Keith: my fist wiggles too! KEITH PLEASE-

mystery power surge huh, at least we can tell that the castle actually has employees since they're running around trying to fix stuff

oh never mind the drules have an actual robeast that's fucking with the castle, the lotor clone is just so lotor doesn't have to do any of the work expected of him LOL

Keith has a plan but i can't remember the sleds/boats he mentions having used before with the team maybe they're just making it up to show that the pilots actually hang out on their off time fnvsdoi

"some of these parts are older than nanny!" GET HER ASS LANCE

it's good to know that the pilots are all slightly mechanically inclined, definitely a skill they gotta have to actually stay alive on Arus

Not lotor complaining that his clone isn't working hard enough for his hero image 💀 no wonder this man always gets his ass kicked

secrets out, keiths been fighting the clone this whole time and because of lotor having a telepathic argument with it, he knows it's not the real him anymore

Damn he was so offended by the clone calling him Lotor used the robeast to blow his ass up 😭 Keith's right, this was his only chance at winning

did they just fix up that sled thing to not actually use it?? What a waste of time oh never mind lance is using it while the others use the lions

"if you're gonna lie around the beach all day I'll come back later" i don't think any other show can replicate the absolute sass dotu lance brings

I like that hunk is the defacto leader when its him pidge and allura, I know allura has no experience so she wouldn't be but i wouldn't be surprised if they tried to pull something like this with pidge lol

voltron is formed, haven't seen lion head attack in a while so it's nice to see it back man that robeast just stoof there and took the beating, are they just giving up at this point soidns

ooh scene reuse, this is definitely from the bridge episode that i cant remember the name of, everyone is joking about how another clone of them would be good for the universe lol

/episode end

[thornimble]

i always found doing little circles above the i instead of just the dot for the tittle to be so stupid with how inefficient they are but recently i realized how cute they are and not everything in life needs to be done with maximum efficiency to the point of losing enjoyment

if drawing cute little circles instead of dots makes my life a little brighter, i am more than happy to lose that bit of efficiency for a burst of serotonin

[liliesandlarks]

That first productive hit in weeks always hit

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

[so-very-small]

need a giant to lie down on top of me. while putting all their weight on me. i wouldnt die im more powerful than that. but weighted blankets and layers arent enough for me. i need to be compressed like a jpeg. like a sandwich in a panini press. i want to look up and just see a wall of giant flattening me and i get to take a nap under their chest. id give anything.

[cecoeur]

How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad

[midnightmagicks]

Something something Wolf And Lamb

@bloodredhands owns Ezie, The Big Bad Wolf

[aerostaticsurrender]

JEAN VICQUEMARE - "She was incredibly fuckable. A beautiful bourgeois woman. Waifish. Like a *welkin* basically."

CONCEPTUALIZATION - Snow Welkin. Blonde Welkin...

[what-is-merlin-so-gay-for]

WHY???? IS NOBODY?? MAKING NOISE ABOUT TOG SEASON 2 ONLINE???? BABES LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CHILD

TOG IS BAAAAACKKKKKKK

[vaguely-concerned]

Garashir snippet that will never come to anything but was a part of a story where Julian experienced a sudden resurgence of the telepathic connection the Lethean sets up in Distant Voices years later, as the Lethean is dying, because *something something handwave* Star Trek science moves in mysterious ways indistinguishable from magic etc., and so had to go wade through his own psychological landscape once more in the wake of the war. It’s set no more than a few years after the ‘Now’ parts of ASIT and Julian is done with absolutely everything every step of the way, needless to say.   

“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” Julian said, looking around the abandoned hallways of DS9. “This again?”

“Yeah, it’s me,” the Lethean said, peeking out from one of the doors down the corridor and giving a little wave. “Long time no see.” 

. . . 

“Out in the real world I’m dying, you see,” the Lethean said easily. “Just wanted to see if I could rekindle our telepathic bond and take you down with me as I go. I suppose in some way I always thought of you as the one who got away.”

“How positively romantic,” Julian said, sourly. “Well, quite aside from the factors of the telepathic bond being years old and the physical distance involved this time, there is also the fact that I’m genetically engineered, which is probably what helped me see you off last time without you even glimpsing any of that in my head. Surprise. So no. You are not going to kill me. At worst this is an afternoon’s inconvenience to me.” 

The Lethean nodded somberly. “Yeah, I figured it had to be something like that when it didn’t take the first time around. Well, still worth a shot. You can’t blame a man for trying, in his final hours.”

“Oh, I can, and I do. At least just… stay out of my way this time, if you don't mind.”

. . . 

(Julian grumpily stomps through the rooms of his psyche one by one until at last he finds:) 

Sloan, staring at him with his dead eyes that still saw him, saw inside him, saw more than Julian had wanted him to and more than anyone else ever had, except, except, maybe —

“Julian,” Garak said quietly behind him. “You don’t have to stay here.” 

“I read your letter,” Julian said, not quite daring to turn around. “You… you think the world of me. I believe that. You’ve told me that, all but that, over and over. But you don’t know about — about this.”

A chuckle somewhere between incredulous and delighted. “Oh? Do you really think that would change my mind?” 

“No. No, not really. But it… it changed me.” 

Footsteps over the floor, stopping a few meters away. Julian swallowed. He kept himself still.

“To be their heroes and their monsters… they ask so much of us, don’t they,” Garak said, with the performative airiness that let Julian know he was serious. “In my experience it’s hard enough, just to try to be a person. I think you deserve the chance to see how you might like it. Why, what is that startled look for, Doctor? You’ve told me that — all but that — over and over. Are you so surprised that I was listening?”

Breath seemed to enter Julian’s lungs only unwillingly, his throat clogged up with what he needed to say. Unable to look away from Sloan’s corpse-pale face, he managed: “He made me… he let me prove once and for all that I am just a monster, after all. Just a different type than everyone thought I was.”

A hand landed on Julian’s shoulder. It seemed grey and gentle in the low light, and cool. “We could start a support club, my dear.”

Hunger finally overtaking fear, force of habit, his better judgement, anything and everything in Julian that knew how to hold back, with all the gravity of a decision reached because  — Julian turned around to meet Garak’s eyes.

[morningstar-chronicles]

babe wake up new dr just dropped

[ame-to-ame]

throwing down my 2 cents in the alien stage band AU stocks <3

they're taking a small break during set rehearsal!!! mizi is trying really hard to subtly inch her hand closer to sua's while making it seem natural hehe <3

[moony-bird]

if i had a nickel for every minor antagonist named sorrow that i ended up being mildly obsessed over, i'd have two nickels

[thatskindarough]

Hey, Izzy

[fraternum-momentum]

She loves me.

She loves me not.

She loves me.

She loves me not.

She loves me.

She loves me.

She loves me.

She loves me.