#depending on who you ask its just good tactics

[writingforatwistedworld]

Bigger request that I will cut in smaller pieces so I can serve soup.

Self-aware au

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, murder, manipulation, implied imprisonment, death, cannibalism, obsession, possessiveness, unhealthy relationship

I do not take any responsibility for you reading this no matter which age group you are from!

Entering your world

Azul felt like an octopus out of water

When he had heard Jade yelling out a warning it was already too late and he was already falling down the stairs, a student he made a deal with not too long ago standing not too far, his hands lowering themselves from the pushing him

And now he was laying on the floor in a place he didn't recognize

Moonlight filtered through the window of the room and a sleeping figure almost completely covered by a blanket was illuminated by its light and the light from the phone they were laying next to, indicating that they fell asleep whilst using it

Did he teleport to a different place? Azul still felt the burning sensation of the hard stone of the stairs hitting his body so he might have done that out of desperation...

And desperate he was when you turned over in your sleep and he could see your face

And thus, the screaming began

Imagine his surprise, no his shock after seeing the person he had admired, sought after for so long laying in front of him in their pajamas

Although, it would be better to say you did lay in your pajamas because now you were jumping up in fear for your life

But after fearing that a madman had broken into your house life with Azul was pretty nice

Azul is a pretty good cook from running Mostro Lounge so him making dinner is like going to an expensive restaurant

There is that thing about him wanting to pay you rent though…

You see, Azul is not someone who wants to leech (haha, get it?) off of someone

So, of course, he will give you money… though it is might be way too much

How he gets it?

You know, just some side jobs… a few contracts… give him a month and he will have the cafe down the street because the owner used it in a contract with Azul

“But he doesn’t have the twins so there is no way that he is dangerous” oh darling, you have seen NOTHING

Yeah, Azul isn’t good in sports, Azul hates anything that has to do with it so there is no way he will get ripped and start beating people into submission (also, that is below his level) but my man has tactics

In fact, he could haggle you out of your house, your job, your family (basically everything you own) whilst you walk happily away from the deal with nothing but a single shell in your pocket

Soon he will propose that you simply stay at home whilst he earns the money

He is just so thankful that you took him in so let him repay you

That repayment might end in him making you dependent on him but who am I to tell you that? Surely you have already understood what he is tryi- why are you saying yes?

Say goodbye to freedom. Say goodbye to your friends and family. Say goodbye to privacy

Although Azul has built up (scarily fast) his life in this world that still doesn’t mean he feels very safe here

Everyone is a human and who knows what scientists would do to him once they find out that he is capable of magic

So he is clingy… you might have lost blood circulation to your lower body once or twice due to him being unseperatable from you

If someone somehow (don’t ask me how) got close to you though? Oh they are done

Remember that haggling thing? Yeah that but with less haggling and more “I force you into a contract and then you will meet your doom”

They do serve desserts at cafes… wouldn’t eat those at his though

You would be surprised if you knew how easy it is to hide human remains in pastries

[guess-my-next-obsession]

Redefining Home

pairing: din djarin x f!reader

rating: M (tense relationship with parents, feelings of inadequacy, mentions of depression, din being the most soft!boy ever)

word count: 1.7k

welp this is just completely self indulgent since i’m a 24 year old student still living at home w my very texan/conservative father that will never admit that abuse can also be verbal, emotional, and financial. anyways, din is the comfort character i always go to for self indulgence. enjoy!

din masterlist

Your hand ached as it gripped the rough handle of the duffel bag, your feet trudging through sand as you left town, teary eyes pointed south. You’d left in such a hurry that you’d forgotten the scarf that you typically wrapped around your head to keep the dust and scorching heat from the suns off you, now feeling the consequences of your haste.

The day had started out as most—a quiet, agreed upon silence as you stirred awake mid-afternoon, the effects of this ever-looming dark cloud above your psyche beginning to take its toll again. There was always an inkling before it happened—like the faintest smell of rain before a storm or the slightest quake before the earth began to rattle beneath your feet. One moment you were scrubbing dishes in the sink, the next you were in a shouting match with your father, the two of you trading verbal stabs to each other’s hearts over and over.

You’re wasting the life I worked so hard to give you…I work myself to the bone to be able to provide for this family…You’re ungrateful…Disrespectful…Remember who pays the bills next time you want to call me a bad father.

His growled shouts were nothing compared to your low blows, your tears holding themselves back and allowing your rage to take over.

He never once stopped to think about why you were wasting away in your bedroom. Never accepted the blame for his absence, veiled by his proud declarations of being the best provider he could be. Constantly through your dependence on him in your face when no other insults landed the way he’d hoped.

It must’ve been a hard thing for him to wrap his mind around. One minute you were a little girl, the spitting image of himself, desperate to earn her father’s company and affection, the next you were a foul-mouthed, rage-filled, free thinker ready to spit back venom just like he always did. He must’ve not realized you’d been watching him so closely growing up, but now it was clear that you hadn’t just been studying his tactics—you’d been improving on them.

After it all became too much, the rage slowly building into a deep, aching sorrow for the little girl inside you that still so desperately craved her father’s love, you rushed into your room and packed away the pile of clothes you hadn’t had the energy to deal with in the corner of the room. Your hands shook as you struggled to find your necessities and anything you thought might be of value in case it got bad enough that you’d have to sell them.

He tried to call your name as you walked out, always ready to kick you out until he saw you actually doing it. You didn’t listen. You knew this story well enough by now to know that this would never change. He would never change.

But there was one man you could always count on. One man that gave you hope that there were still good things in this world.

Din Djarin.

He was warm, and soft, and attentive, and Maker did he care about you. You couldn’t count the amount of times you came running to his tiny fortress in the desert seeking comfort, seeking shelter, seeking him. He never wanted you to leave once you arrived, at times begging you to just stay and get away for good, but you could do that. Couldn’t and wouldn’t rely on another man so heavily—not even one that you loved and that loved you back.

But this was different. This argument felt…final.

“Mesh’la?” He asked as you finally reached the edge of his land, Din outside welding a speederbike, his child sitting on the sand beside him. He took one look at your state and you could hear a deep, sympathetic sigh escape through his modulator. “Come here.”

He tugged you into a hug, his armor cold and bulky, the flight suit beneath it smelling of oil and metal, but the way his touch flooded your senses with comfort easily made up for it.

At the sound of your sobbing into his neck, he pulled back, cradling your dust-covered cheeks in his gloved hands, swiping the dirt away along with the tears.

“Come inside, let’s take a bath.” He ordered, your head nodding in his hold before he let go, picking up his child before returning his touch, his hand on the small of your back as he walked you inside. “Here, let me take your bag.”

“Thank you, Din.” You mumbled through a faint and broken voice, causing him to freeze a bit at the sound as he carried your bag into his sleeping quarters.

“Mesh’la, you don’t need to thank me,” he reminded as he returned to the living area, seeing you sat on his tiny sofa with Grogu in your lap, the child’s hand on your face.

He released the pressure of his helmet before slipping it off, setting down on the table before doing the same with his armor, little by little seeming more human and less like the invulnerable man everyone else viewed him as.

Crouching down in front of you, he gave you a soft smile. You reached your hand out to tickle beneath his chin, Din’s bare hand now grabbing yours and pressing your palm to his lips.

“Come on,” He tugged you up by your hand, your other arm cradling the child as you followed him to the refresher. You watched as he bent over the tub to turn on the hot water, your muscles already relaxing at the sound. Din turned back and scooped Grogu out of your arms, ordering you to strip down and get in while he puts the kid down for a nap.

You did as he asked, peeling off your dirty clothes and leaving them in the hamper. With a roll of your neck, you stepped into the shower, the pressure and hot water slowly ridding you of the sand and sorrow you were bathed in. You heard him walking in a few minutes later, making quick work of his layers before hopping in behind you, hugging you tight and peppering your shoulders with kisses. You leaned your head back to rest in the crook of his neck, his kisses traveling to the side of your face.

“Want to talk about it?” He mumbled against you, your head shaking. “Okay.”

“I feel so…inadequate.” You whispered, Din hardly able to hear you even with his ear resting against your cheek. His brows furrowed as he turned you around, eyes searching your sullen face as you peered up at him. “The stuff he said—“

“Doesn’t matter.” He interjected, his voice stern as to drill it in your head.

“But they’re true,” you shrugged, a tear rolling down your cheeks only to be immediately swiped away by his thumb. “I am a waste of life.”

“You’re not—“ He breathed a breath of patience, his eyes closing at the sound of something so self-cruel leaving your lips. He hated thinking that you were actually starting to buy into this. With his eyes opening, he leaned in a bit and held your face in his hands to make sure you were hearing him. “You are not a waste of life. Don’t ever say that. Don’t ever think that. Your life means so much to me, to your friends, to…anyone who has the honor of knowing you. Your father’s words are not law—they hold no weight. Please do not let his broken edges cut you so deep. You don’t deserve it.”

You couldn’t say anything in response, the aching lump in your throat preventing you to speak even if you found the words to convey how much he meant to you. Instead, you pulled him down for a harsh, searing kiss—as though his lips against yours were the bandage to finally close this wound in your soul. He hugged you tight, pulling your face to rest in the nook of his neck while he whispered soft, sweet nothings in your ear.

It was hours later, the suns having set and the cool of the desert now creeping into Din’s home. You laid in his bed, the two of you holding each other, fingers trailing over skin, mapping out each freckle and scar to memorize it by heart. He placed a kiss to the top of your head as you laid on his chest, palm flattening against the warm skin that was the only place on his body to be free from scars thanks to his chest-plate.

“Stay here,” he whispered, running his fingertips up and down your shoulder. “Make this your home.”

“I don’t want you to feel obligated to care for me.” You lifted your head, resting your chin on his peck as you looked at him.

“I don’t feel obligated to help you, I feel compelled to love you. There’s a difference, cyar’ika.” He reminded, his free hand combing your hair back. “Do you feel safe here?” You nodded. “Do you feel loved?” You nodded again, this time giving him a smile. “Do you feel at home with me?”

“Of course I do.”

“Then stay. Let this be your home. Let me show you that home doesn’t have to feel so…hard. Let me give you what you’ve always deserved.” You nodded, hardly letting him finish his sentence before you were pulling him down into a kiss, Din’s body rolling you over to cage you in, his kiss radiating affection and devotion. “You’ll stay?”

You watched him pull away, eyes searching yours as he hovered over you. You reached up and stroked your thumb over his bottom lip, voice cracking with absolute adoration as you nodded. “Yes, Din. I want to be home with you. Thank you for—”

“What did I say about thanking me, mesh’la?” He smiled down and pecked your lips one more time. “I love you. Now let’s get some sleep, I know you’re exhausted.”

“Thank y—“ you cut yourself off, chuckling at his eyebrow raise. “I love you too.”

Though the ache in your chest wouldn’t leave overnight, you could feel hope swelling inside of you as you drifted to sleep in his arms. You’d never felt this loved by anyone, never felt so at home before. As you dreamt, your mind painted vivid pictures of a happy life—a life certainly not wasted, a life filled with love. A redefined idea of home, here in Din’s arms.

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[colorcodedbeanies]

S1E3-"And the Bag's in the River"

The last 12 hours have been a fever dream so I feel I really understand what its like to be Domingo

TW: Racism, description of gore, Nazi mention, discussion of strangulation.

Credit to their props team or whoever that wet meat is the wettest and the meatiest.

The first time through this episode I assumed the Gretchen flashback was Walt attempting to disassociate from his actions via chemistry (in parallel to Jesse's "its just a bunch of meat!" last episode). With the context of the closing flashback though I think this entire episode is about Walt really confronting the spectre of his own mortality. This is something that influences his conversation with Krazy-8 and his confession to Skyler at the end of this episode

Notably this is probably the only time Walt thinks of Emilio as "human" even if by proxy. I find it interesting that the visual language is suggesting the gun as functionally a part of Emilio's body. When Walt thinks about calcium, he picks up a fragment of his jawbone. When he thinks about iron, he picks up the remains of the gun. Whether its the worldview of Walt or the show, the violence is so much a part of Emilio that it may as well be a part of his chemical composition

"Please don't say yo. You can't know how much I hate that." That theme of language policing is back. Sure, Skyler on a literal level is associating it with a specific bad interpersonal interaction she had. But its also a mom clamping down on how her son talks because she doesn't want him to sound like a criminal. Gonna be a bit of a theme with Junior in this episode.

This episode simultaneously establishes that everyone in the Schrader-White cluster has both used pot and is also a massive freak about it. To be clear, there might be a lens through which SOME of Marie's concern is merited. As I understand it pot is probably not good for a 17 year old. But there's a certain ritualization to the denial of using pot. Skyler used it, and yet asks Marie about it like she was the known pothead in the family. Marie sputters about MAYBE having sampled it, reflects almost nostalgically on its effects, and then immediately freaks out about Junior's proximity to it. Hank admits to indulging to deal with some unspecified childhood baggage, but still considers taking his nephew out to ogle addicts in order to scare him straight a justified tactic. Its perhaps best summed up in Marie and Hank's phonecall. "Autopsy of a pot overdose? C'mon." Deep down all of them know it doesn't have to be a big deal. But we return to that inherent suspicion and distrust. Everyone's a junkie except for me. I'm a sensible, reasonable adult who can be trusted with what substances I indulge in. After all, "I'm extremely clean". Everyone else though, might be subject to an unbecoming dependence.

We have two cases of "everyone else" humanizing themselves. The first is Domingo, who startles Walt with both his ability to reason and to connect. Krazy-8 shatters his image as benevolent by pointing out that keeping him chained up in a basement while they debate was to do with him is frankly a lot more cruel and unusual. He's also able to read Walt extremely easily, picking up his discomfort, teasing out his motivations, and even connecting with him on an interpersonal level.

The other example of this is poor Wendy. Everything about that scene is skin-crawling. Hank dehumanizes her in every way a person can be dehumanized, sexualizing her in a way that doesn't read even slightly as a joke and functionally treating her like an animal. He barks at her to come, to stay, to speak, and then has Junior ogle her teeth before battering her with questions. She's not a passive recipient of his abuse (though who could blame her if she was). While she's clearly used to a fair amount of rough treatment, she still reacts when something crosses a line ("hey I'm not doing him, he's a kid!") and even gets a little of her own back ("why, you got some?"). Wendy isn't doing anything remotely criminal that Hank can see. She's not soliciting, not holding drugs on her, not anything. She's just going about her day. However, for people in her class crime is no longer something you do, its what you are. Hank clearly feels entitled to harass her and threaten her even off the clock. But Wendy lets them know she can see them as much as they can see her, calling out both the inappropriateness of Junior's presence and Hank's fishing. Hank doesn't get the neat horror story about a fall from grace that he wants ("Tell my friend here how you got started. Probably used to be, what? Like a Girl Scout, or sang in the church choir?"). Instead he gets an interaction that not only exposes what a dickbag he is, but that will come back to bite him later.

After a looney tunes ass chase through the house we get the first connection of Walt with Nazis with Jesse's heil Hitler bitch. Primarily I bring it up only because its going to get freakishly poignant in a few seasons but I do think it's worth noting: Jesse's not a good arguer even when he's in the right. He's too inexperienced to understand what's actually wrong with Walt and it enables Walt to perpetually paint him as just an immature child throwing tantrums.

One last note about the Wendy scene before I dive into Domingo's last moments. Hank jumps in to "defend" Junior from the accusation of being disabled. The smile he gives him feels like its meant to be inclusive. Don't worry buddy I won't let this lesser than try to pull you out of the in-group. Have to wonder how much of Junior's childhood he spent with polite euphemisms about his condition.

The pro/con list functionally is its own analysis. The con side is all phrased in absolutes. "Murder is wrong", and more specifically, "YOU are not a murderer". This is factually inaccurate (by this point Walt has killed Emilio and attempted to kill Domingo), but it returns to that idea of criminal as a class rather than an action that I talked about. The Schrader-Whites aren't junkies, they're nice normal people who have once or twice indulged. Walt isn't a murderer, he's a man who's only ever done what he has to for his family! There's a resistance to seeing actions as a reflection of identity, because to do so is to admit the separation between Walt, Jesse, and Domingo is a matter of degrees, not some fundamental aspect of their character.

Domingo plays into this as well, reassuring Walt that he's not cut out for this. HE'S not a cold blooded murderer...he's just a good man, a family man caught way over his head. Its fitting his name means Sunday, because in essence he offers as Walt's confessional priest. He hears his sins, his fears, his secrets, and then offers him the path to redemption.

Walt's mistake here is underestimating how little reason Krazy-8 has to sincerely believe this of him. The plate that give Domingo his weapon is broken over Emilio's bloodstain. He's been held hostage, sick and in pain from the toxic gasses, stuck shitting in a bucket for days on end while Walt quibbles about his mortal soul. I don't want to posture Krazy-8 as some innocent. But the lie works because it feeds Walt's self-perception as the good normal man caught up in all this, and because Walt is very bad at imagining the inner worlds of the people he works with. Whether as a cashier at his father's furniture store or as the gunwielding drug lord or the captive in the basement, to Walt Domingo is a background element to be ignored and puzzled over, not a thinking person with intentions.

He majored in Business Administration at UNM. This surprises Walt, another challenge to his equivocating between education and moral character.

I like that its left a little ambiguous as to whether Domingo was still planning to stab Walter when he came down, or if he reached for it after noticing Walt's strange behavior. The man with lung cancer chokes his first hands on victim.

Final somewhat anti-climactic note: "Its a culture in decline...you people used to be conquistadores" NO HANK THEY DIDN'T.

Fascinating that I can do all this analysis and then it just spells itself out with "It looks like meth but its too damn white."

[emptymanuscript]

You know, I generally simply assume FOX is lying. But this I could believe. So I checked. It's actually a regurgitation of this article by Insider.

In interviews with Insider, founders and investors acknowledge privately that they are looking to Twitter as a case study of efficiency. (All spoke on the condition of anonymity, to avoid a backlash from their employees.) If Musk can run his social network on half of its previous staff, they say, perhaps their companies can, too. "It's not a bad look to make the tough call, because everyone is making the tough call," says the founder of a large startup whose investors are urging him to cut the fat and slow hiring. "Elon is the most extreme example of that so far, but this is what a lot of smart companies are doing."

And that's pretty much why you need to unionize in a nutshell. Execs can watch someone have one of the most epic meltdowns into entitled man-child in history and ask, 'but is he right, though?'

When how good you have it depends on one person's whims, one person's whims, however stupid and unreasonable become the floor you stand on.

Plus, reasonableness is a very movable target these days.

It's also not like the execs aren't pooling their work.

The founder who is pushing to increase output, for instance, says he couldn't pull off Musk's brutal tactics without inciting a revolt. 

But the good news, he adds, is that he may not have to. The reason? As long as his employees see what Musk is doing at Twitter, they'll be too afraid to push back against more work and fewer benefits. Musk's boldness, the founder says, "just creates a higher bar." Which is another way of saying that the kind of sweeping reset that Musk is implementing at Twitter could soon be the new normal for the rest of Silicon Valley.

Just ugh.

[mehbzz]

Do your version of Billy and stu ever think about bringing reader in on their big revenge plan? Is it something you would write.

Yeah for sure they think about it. They wouldn't but they've definately talked about it. It's probably a conversation they have often, especially if you share a love for the same sort of movies, or you like the same characters, they would warp that into you seeing reality as they do.

 Starts off as a serious conversation but ends up with the two of them fucking as they talk about you, what you'd look like with the knife in your hand, high off a kill and covered in blood.  But its too risky, you might get hurt, you are only a girl after all. Although they might test the waters, ask you questions during movie nights, see your thoughts on things. You might have some revelation or good idea that has them subtly asking you more about hypothetical situations. Them poking your brain for tips and murder help whereas you're just thinking they are just on one of their random movie hyperfixations again.

I think they prefer you as a "victim" though, so much more fun and you look damn sexy when you're scared and when you cry. Ghostface chasing you, calling you, attacking you like your friends, but you're the only one who seems to have a sexual undertone to the violence. Hands lingering too long, blade running down your skin in a way thats more terrifyingly sensual than it should be. The phonecalls asking borderline inappropriate questions, but you never mention it to your friends.

It's definitely a manipulation tactic, making themselves out to be your protectors and depending on your relationship with the others they could use it to isolate you too. Make you look suspicious or untrustworthy, so you only have them as your support. What's a little Light framing between lovers?

[terrence-silver]

If something happened to beloved, do you think Terry could eventually move on and get with someone else even if it took years? Do you think it's possible for Terry to ever have a second beloved if anything ever happened to his first love?

---

He would continue dating after a while, sure, because that's what men of his stature do --- they have arm candy. Situationships and relationships. No different from buying a new assessory that goes well with one's freshly tailored suit, depending of what manner of airs he's hellbent on giving off today. No different from getting a new car or a coveted art-piece for his parlour. He'd have an active sexual life, because it gives him pleasure when he requires it and because it is sport --- an extension of his power. No different from physical exercise and upkeep. Terry will seduce people, act as their financier, discard and ghost those that no longer serve his whims and rinse and repeat all over again between periods of self-insolation, yes. He'd have his bedfellows, arrangements and conquests. Terry might even become what is considered a desirable perpetual Playboy bachelor around The Valley (and further) after a long and reclusive period of mourning where nobody has seen or heard of him maybe in years, everyone assuming he's one of those workaholics fully dedicated to their professional lives in the concorporate arena, charity, entrepreneurship, expansion and moneymaking schemes, never realizing just how deep this issue goes, but in the midst of all of that I don't think another beloved would ever happen for him.

No.

Terry Silver is one of those singularly driven people that form attachments for life. Friendships for life, connections for life, gratitude for life, revenge for life, with an near unending devotion that can fester into pathological fixation. Heck, enemies and grudges for life --- he'd form those too. He has never gotten over a single thing that happened to him, ever, because Terry's in all the way or he isn't in at all, and when he falls, he falls once.

Or he doesn't at all.

Either or.

Everything after that is filler and white noise.

If asked why he never gotten married well into his old age, he might give some clever one-liner prepared as a tactical answer to cover up just how fundamentally touchy and delicate that topic is for him in actuality, turning his own pain and the unimaginable extent of it into a socially accepted quip others might find rather charming and hiding his true feelings in the process (What a good sense of humor Terry Silver has, no?) and that's Terry on a good day. On a bad one, he might just twist his jaw and fidget uncomfortably, forget to blink and not before long, people realize that asking Mr. Silver that question is uncomfortable and a bit of a taboo that serves as a definite mood killer during every gathering and high-event party he might be hosting. Last thing everyone wants is to displease their elegant and obscenely wealthy host with a taxing comment.

It is a no-go subject, that is, if anyone is astute enough to actually read Terry.

See through his masks.

Even those he dates know that much; don't ask.

Then again, the life sized commissioned oil painting, along with a barrage of other preserved personal belongings, that are rumored to be safely locked away in the storage basement of one of his mansions belonging to a certain special someone that's been down there god knows how long don't help this conclusion at all. Nobody has seen it, admittedly --- nobody that can be brought forth to confirm the story without fearing for their life or a hefty lawsuit, but --- it is in equal measure said that Mr. Silver had a prepared a very private and sprawling burial plot adjoined to someone else and that he's had it there since the 80's --- just waiting, in all its ornate and luxurious glory. It is said to be next to someone he is infinitely fond of to this day. A loved one. Nobody really knows who it is for certain. Cobra Kai is said to never die, but it appears love never dies either.

It is one of those urban legends LA thrives on.

One of the most powerful men in The Valley loves someone with all his soul.

[fficway]

I had to put this somewhere as this has been living rent free in my head for the past week, so here it is:

Obey Me Brothers, and Their Preferred Sexual Positions/Kinks!

🔞 Minors DNI 🔞

This is written as headcannons and MC is Gender Neutral!

Lucifer:

Firstly, Lucifer is definitely a switch.

He's a dominant person normally, but during Guest Appearances he enjoys when MC whips him, AND he's always willing to call MC "Master" when it comes up

Next, when everyone was sucked into Levi's game, Lucifer skipped classes because Diavolo wasn't in that world and he enjoyed the freedom

SO!! This makes me think he has fantasies of slacking off from his work as he pleasures you 👀

Specifically: it gives him a rush knowing that he's purposely not working just to fuck you, with the possibility of getting caught any time!

If you fuck in his office, he's the dom, no question!

He is still a work driven demon, so it would take some time pushing his buttons to get him to that point of abandoning his responsibilities

You do so by teasing him or by playing the sexy aloof card to get him almost drooling

If you fail, the worst that would happen is he would dismiss you from his office and punish you later in the bedroom when he's finished.

But if you succeed...

Your prize (punishment) will be Lucifer's favorite position:

You splayed across his desk, papers scattered everywhere as he rails you!

He'll first lock the door to give you a "proper lecture," and the look in his eye would make your lovely areas heat with excitement

He'll have you bent over his desk, pounding into you while lecturing you

Throwing in some degradation and spanking as he pleases (and it pleases you)

He loves to hear you get loud with his name on your tongue. He wants everyone in the House of Lamentation to KNOW your his, and being fucked good in his office.

Its also a dare for anyone to try to interrupt the two of you and reap the consequences

I repeat: Purposely slacking off from his work to rail you is such a rush for him

Of course, he also enjoys being pleasured from you under his desk as he works too ;)

For the Bedroom: I think Lucifer would def have a bondage kink (you or him wearing it, it doesn't matter to him!)

He is responsible with the after care as well!

Mammon:

It's literally a character trait of his that he's greedy. I mean, he IS the Avatar of Greed!

He's also a Tsundere who gets flustered easily!

So, Mammon always wants more of everything! You give him a kiss on the cheek, he'll want one on the mouth.

"How do you expect that to be enough to satisfy the great Mammon! That isn't nearly enough" (of course he says this with a blush as his Tsundere self can't just ASK for another kiss!)

So you give him a kiss on the lips.

"More"

Then another.

"More"

Then some tongue action.

"More"

Then his kisses will wander to your neck.

"More. I want all of you MC. Every inch. I want you to be mine"

HOWEVER! He would never push you to do anything you don't want to do or aren't ready for!!

Now going onto his favorite position 😏

Its canon that he likes to have things easily without having to work, so he'd love it if you ride him from on top!

He loves where he can see as much of you as possible! He wants to take all of you in!

Mammon is very vocal about what he wants from you during your sexy time!

As for his bedroom talk, his tsundere self would normally beat around the bush when he's trying to be honest, but once he's in an intimate position with you, he'd be showering you with all of the secret thoughts and feelings he has of you that he'd normally hide!

His hands would wander every inch as he'd praise your body

He would kiss you where he could and tell you about how much he adores you

When you talk to him, he'd definitely have a praise kink!

Being lectured by his brothers all the time just gets frustrating to him, and even if it were consensual, he wouldn't prefer being degraded sexually because this is the moment when he's the most honest and vulnerable with you

(Though I'm not saying he wouldn't like it every now and then 👀)

If you told him how great he is, and how amazing he makes you feel, he would be THRILLED

He wants you to feel as amazing as you are

He would be vocal through the entire thing, but as for volume, even though he normally has a loud mouth, he'd probably keep it down as he wouldn't want Lucifer interrupting you two 😂

Mammon on top would definitely bring out his true demon form, and he'd get more bossy with telling you what "more" he wants from you ;)

Of course he would push for aftercare in the most tsundere way

"You probably can't walk after I made you feel so good, so let me get what you need to clean up" (Face RED)

He loves cuddles and for you to fall asleep on his chest :3

(He also totally drools in his sleep!)

Leviathan:

This Otaku would totally be into role playing xD

Would have you dress as one of his favorite characters (if you're willing)

At first he'd be so out of it trying to comprehend if this blessing of you in front of him is real life or not before ending up too nervous to do much at first.

So, you end up with a foreplay reward system as he plays his video games to comfortably ease into it!

The more he wins, the more action he gets ;D

From kissing, to groping, to giving him a blow job as he plays his games until he can't take it

Which leads to his favorite:

Shower Sex!

As Leviathan, the aquatic demon, he'd feel most comfortable (and feel like you have more privacy)

To him it feels like he gets to be closer to you

He loves to be able to touch you all over as you fuck

This boy is LOUD!!

"UUUAAAAAUUUGGH!!"

(This is canon, we all know this xD)

As for vocal kinks, this Otaku would probably love it if you used allusions to his favorite games in some sexy way

"Like Ezio, I'm great from behind and above"

"I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?"

"Are you up for a little tactical insertion?"

He'd also love skinny dipping and fucking you in pools and lakes too for sure! ;3

You can clean up easily in the shower afterwards!

Cuddles!!! (You replace his body pillow! What a privilege!)

Asmodeus:

It is no question this man has a LOT of experience

He loves it every which way and more!

He's all for the Vanilla but LIVES for the kinky stuff

Praise kink to the GODS!

As long as you're admiring him, he is happy!

He doesn't need a scene set to get to business, he's ready to go anytime!

Which is why its more than likely his favorite sex is Public Sex.

He loves to share with the world the art of sex and the beauty that is the two of you in intercourse!

This of course would depend on your comfort! If you wanted to keep your sexual encounters private, he would oblige!

He's a pleaser!!

He loves admiration, and he loves sex, so as long as you're happy with how he's fucking you, and you're vocal about it, he is pleased himself!

Position-wise, I think whatever is your favorite is what he'd be ready and willing to do!

Basically any and every kink he loves, and is more than willing to be the top or bottom!

He can go for MANY rounds!

((@mogmoe drew their headcanon for what the brothers' tongues would look like while in their full demon forms and gave Asmo tentacle tongue so do with that as you will ;3))

(Sorry this seems kinda vague but I mean anything you can think of he's probably already done it and more, and enjoys every bit of it!)

Satan:

With how this man wants to be seen as an individual and not just a prior part of Lucifer, he wants to be SEEN during sex!

He's a dom! He can blush and act shy and all normally, but in the bedroom he is totally dominant!

Would definitely have some hot angry sex with you given his temper!

Pushing you up against a wall and fucking you stupid

Splay you across his book clad floor or toss you on the bed to rail you

But you always have to be looking at him!

"Who's the one fucking you right now?"

Loves hearing you say his name!

He'll kiss you every time just to taste his name coming off of your tongue

He also reads a ton of books, so this man has read his fair share about how to pleasure his partner properly ;)

No matter if you're on the bed or against the wall, you have to stay wrapped around him!

He wants to know how much you want him!

He'll deny you your orgasm to make you beg him and say his name

He'll eventually let you have your relief and loves if you'll hold him close as you do

Sweet forehead kisses after you both finish as he praises you

Proper aftercare! Whatever you need, he's sweetly obliging

He'll love to fall asleep in your arms! :)

Beelzebub:

First of all, this man almost never stops eating

He'll give you plenty of affection, but he'll usually be stuffing his mouth or snacking as he does.

But he's not neglectful! It's just his nature as the Avatar of Gluttony that he's always hungry!

So you play into this so that he enjoys the process as you get him in the mood 👀

Using whatever treat you like to eat, you eat it in front of him, but only have the smallest portion possible (for example, maybe just two or three pieces of candy)

Of course he'll ask for a piece, so that's when you'll hit him with "Oh I'm sorry Beel, but that was the last one"

Before he has a chance to get sad about it (or you can wait until he pouts since he's adorable) you offer to share the last piece

Naturally he'll want to share it

But its already in your mouth ;)

He'll shyly kiss you to get a taste of the treat off your lips

"So soft"

He'll kiss you again, but this time with a flick of his tongue

He'll make another remark, but this time about the taste of the treat

"I want to taste more"

Cue the tongue action!

If the treat is still in your mouth, prepare to fight to keep it

If it isn't still in your mouth, he'll explore every inch to taste what's left of it

This man uses his mouth muscles to eat pounds of food every day, so he is a fantastic kisser!

He'll get so invested in the taste of you that he forgets about the treat altogether

This is where it gets steamy 😏

He wants his mouth everywhere

On your neck

Your chest

Your shoulders

Your stomach

There's not much sex talk from him because his mouth is always busy on you, but he makes plenty of comments to compliment you and your body!

Eventually, he'll want to taste the best parts of you 😏

His favorite: having his mouth on your nether regions ;)

He'll get so invested that he'll accidentally transform into his true demon form

((@mogmoe 's headcanon for Beel's tongue while in his true form was large like the size of a cow's tongue, so I'm playing off that!))

If you're a person with a vagina, his large tongue will be pumping in and out to taste every inch of your walls/If you're a person with a penis, he'll suck you like a popsicle to get your juices, and you know he can deep throat with no issue

If you like getting your ass eaten, he'll do that too

All the while you hold onto his horns like handle bars as he works his magic tongue and mouth

He doesn't have a preference for how you talk during sex, but if you praise him, it would definitely make him happy and encourage him to do more for you!

If you want to get him off too, he definitely loves 69ing!!

It feels to him as if you're both sharing a meal together, but in a more special and intimate way!

Afterwards, he would be super sleepy. He'd pull you close and be like a very large teddy bear cuddling up to you.

(Though he would wake up later for some midnight snacks!)

Belphegor:

I can already tell you now: Lazy Fucking!

This man loves to cuddle as much as possible!

He'll sleep with his head in your lap, he'll fall asleep on your shoulder, he'll spoon you (little or big, it doesn't matter to him!)

If he wants to get steamy after waking up with his head in your lap, he'll start to work with his mouth as his face is already down there

If he wakes up with his head on your shoulder, he'll start lazily kissing along your neck

During cuddling, his hands will mindlessly wander. He may reach back to get handsy if he's the little spoon. Or he might grind on you a little while kissing your neck from behind if he's the big spoon.

But his favorite: lazily fucking you from behind

Laying on top of you, his chest pressed to your back, his hand intertwined with yours, all as his dick slowly pumps in and out of you

He would whisper sweet praises to you, maybe tell you about what he dreamed while he was asleep!

His other hand would help to assist with your pleasure.

He probably would be too tired for aftercare, but for you he's always willing to do it!

Of course more cuddling will follow!

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I dont know if it's obvious but I'm still kinda new to Obey Me! I'm in chapter/lesson 13, so if some of these seem OOC, please let me know! This is my first time publishing headcanons, or rather any of my writing in general, so let me know what you think!

[baby-fics]

🛡️Closet Monster OC Headcannons🛡️

I wrote a couple fics about this Monster so I figured if I'm gonna make an OC you should at least know who and what they are!

CW: Vague Body horror? Eldritch monster.

It's name is Noor, it is and pronouns are it/it's.

Its body is heavily customizable and can gain and lose mass at will. They can only ever take up as much space as a room will allow, however they can give form to their "Void Body" if they do wish. So either they can encompass an entire room or they can take a smaller form that is more useful.

For example: Mimicking human shape, forming limbs and appendages, and forming eyes. These are tactics that are used to elicit the emotions they feed from.

Speaking of: Noor's species are beings that feeds off strong emotions, the most efficient being through fear. Most beings of his kind receive their energy this way, it's just convenient- but not necessarily required.

Others prefer to feed off anger, sadness, joy. Any feeling that a human is currently consumed by is siphoned onto these creatures.

It really just depends on the preference, it's more like picking a favorite food. Some enjoy the feeling of love like you enjoy the taste of strawberries.

Noor prefers feelings of Excitement and Serenity. When you are at peace, Noor is. His species is empathetic in nature and finds that he prefers the mellow but consistent energy that is released instead of the intense gut punches of energy that is received from bigger emotions.

Noor has been with MC since they were born, his species will identify pregnant individuals so that they may lay claim on a child before another can.

Think about it, babies and small children have little to no emotional regulation skills. That makes for VERY big feelings and VERY big payout, however once their child reaches adulthood those skills develop and the monster does not receive as much output.

MC gets lucky in this reguard, Noor isn't interested in negative emotions. They make Noor feel... Sharp, it does not like to feel sharp.

Noor has known it's charge since their parent became pregnant. Your parents may not know Noor's existence, but they say they were thankful that you were an "easy baby".

Really Noor was the one watching over you when they could not. Eldritch Babysitter™

When you hit puberty though? Noor HATED IT. Your emotions were immense and negative, and you were so anxious.

You also would not let him care for you anymore! Shutting yourself away and putting so. Much. Pressure. On. Yourself. And for what!? It does not understand.

It stressed Noor out, and because of your erratic and repressed emotional state, once again it created a toxic feedback loop of sharpness and negativity.

But Noor hates this, it can be morbid, odd, and antisocial but NEVER cruel. Cruelty and anger make its form shiver and revolt. Like sure it has a collection of bones somewhere, but it asked every creature before it took them! Sadly not many want to give Noor their bones though...

Noor could never handle cruelty. It knows how the outsider feels, how the often rejected feel, for those who feel like they "socialize wrong". It understands, and doesn't mind.

All Noor asks is that you're okay with how sometimes it's an empty black void and other times it is a mass of limbs and eyes! Noor's weird! And it's okay with that! Weird is good!!

Come as you are. That is all Noor asks. Trans, Queer, Disabled, ANYTHING. Only kindness is required.

When it comes to hobbies/activities, it mostly remains indoors.

Noor will put cartoons on, not only in an attempt to make it's kiddo Little: Noor just likes cartoons. Also Great British Bake off and Tiny House Hunters.

Noor. LOVES. Tiny. Houses. Like I said, their species takes up as much mass as the current room allows but most prefer tighter spaces. Noor is obsessed with the idea of the whole house being a nice cozy lil closet!

Noor could make the whole room just be your bed, while also maybe being the bed!

Please get this Void a tiny house.

And this is Noor! I'll probably make a part 2 to Noor's character HC's later! But I would like for Noor to kinda become a Caregiver OC that I write frequently about.

[agent-cupcake]

it’s October which means that it’s time for some spooky scary yandere monster au’s, right? 

Ferdinand von Aegir

Long haired, lacy ruffed, sips on blood like wine vampire Ferdinand has never met a human before, and certainly not a human as delicious smelling and lovely as you. He’s absolutely smitten. Unfortunately, the two of you are quite literally from different worlds. Since he cannot join your world (and why would he want to?) Ferdinand decides to bring you into his. To an immortal being, humans are more like pets than anything. Very weak, don’t know a lot, can get hurt easily, are very easy to steal away from their friends and family, need to be taken care of... Not that you know any of these things. All you know is suddenly waking up in some strange place, draped in silk and velvet and being told by this stranger (stranger? you can’t shake the feeling you’ve seen him somewhere before...) that this is your new home and dismissing any of your complaints or arguments as invalid because you simply don’t know any better. Ferdinand having issues controlling himself when it comes to your blood, juxtaposing his sweet, chivalrous behavior with raw violence and hunger. He truly feels bad for you when you cry about your family, when you beg to be let go. Most vampires wouldn’t understand or care, but he does. That pity begins to fade, though. At a certain point, he can’t help but feel like you’re doing it on purpose just to hurt him, that you’re not grateful for everything he’s done for you. 

Claude von Riegan

Gorgeous, sunlight dappled satyr Claude stepping out from the trees, fascinated and excited by the sight of this lone human. Only loosely draped in robes, there’s little to hide his jaw-dropping physique. Equally as attention-grabbing, you can clearly see how those lovely thighs fade into the fur covered legs of a goat, complete with cloven hooves. Entranced, how can you help but to reach out and touch his ears to see if they’re real? That makes him shudder, warning you to be careful. All the same, Claude doesn’t stop you from running your fingers over the ridges of his horns, amazed and half certain this is a dream of some type. The discomfort fades fast due to his natural charisma and charm, you begin to relax. He shows you tricks with his bow, shooting things you toss in the air. You tell him stories, surprised at how interested he seems in your mundane life. Then the sun is setting and you tell him you need to go. He laughs like its a joke. He stops laughing when you get more insistent. When trying to entice you to stay doesn’t work, and when pretending to pout to get his way doesn’t work, Claude changes tactics. In the dark, the picturesque lake and field you enjoyed so much in the sun seems sinister. The moon illuminates his green eyes and all you can think is how inhuman your strange new friend looks when he stares at you like that. 

Yuri Leclerc

Black winged fallen angel Yuri who you mistake as your guardian angel. Although he’s surprised, he accepts the role gladly. You’re sweet, you’re a good person. To him, you feel like a second chance. He finds himself infatuated with the sensation of being seen as an angel by you, addicted to the way you depend on him and show your affection for your protector. And the way you shyly ask to feel his wings, running your fingers over the soft feathers with a reverence he knows he doesn’t deserve but desperately craves all the time. You don’t even question why his wings are black, or why he has no halo. But nature is nature and Yuri is fallen. When you see him kill your actual guardian angel to keep you to himself, you realize the situation you’ve gotten yourself into and run away from him. That’s Yuri’s curse, he knows. For turning his back on God, he will lose everything he holds dear, his joy will never last. But you... you need him. It’s not just that he wants keep you safe, it’s that he’s the only one who can keep you safe, the only one who can possibly understand and care for you the way he does. Besides, it might be better this way. A guardian angel cannot do what needs to be done to protect their ward for fear of breaking the rules and being cast out. Yuri faces no such restrictions.

Felix Hugo Fraldarius

Demon hunter Felix can’t justifiably kill you as a demon because you’re still partially human. But under the codes that he lives by, someone with demon blood can’t be allowed to live among humans, either. This question of what to do, this agonizing uncertainty, draws him ever nearer to you, his conflict growing as he watches you from afar. You seem so human, so unaware. He recognizes you as a threat, as an enemy because he has to, but everything in him disagrees. At the point that he realizes he’s defending you from other hunters, Felix knows its gone too far. But he can’t kill you, choosing instead to steal you away and keep you locked up as an unhappy medium. Part of him is disgusted by it. Part of him hates you. Part of him hurts to see you suffer. Unfortunately, attempting to appeal to his emotional turmoil doesn’t work for you, only serving to make him more volatile. Rather than his guilt driving him to let you go, it forces Felix to clutch onto you tighter, disdaining you for your weakness despite what you are, angry at you for how human you seem when he feels so monstrous. Kiss or kill, it was only ever going to end one way or the other and Felix was never as emotionless as he needed to be.

[bunie-grrss]

Wait I forgot to say I wanted into be a yandere snake fruit x reader hcs thing...I am so sorry I had just gotten up and my mind was fuzzy and thought I typed it in but realized I didn't....sorry for confusion

Note; haha its alright! I was about to write it but since i was busy with match ups, good thing you sent it right in time!

" futile. "

That what he though of you, who were cowering in fear. Seeing as you dont know your own place challenging the other hand of the ivory dragon, who choose to throw them away like their replaceable paper. Cupping your cheeks as their normal cheeky snake smile they put up regularly at the ivory dragon or you usually.

" did you learn your place now? Kneel before me. "

- Snake fruit, their is obviously would be a manipulative and an inch of violence in him. Though they mostly use words and other methods to change your opinion or beliefs, but thats very risky to do.

- The way they met you is depended on where, how, what occupation are you, status, and power. Dragon? Have. ahard time falling for you, a cookie who hates and agree with their opinion? Much more faster method to get their heart pounding faster than the speed of light.

- their manipulative tactics are.. Questionable, their words are more vague and easy to understand, they will use guilt trip and blackmail if necessary. But thats rare to do if your a higher being and status.

- their not the one who would make people avoid to interact with you, except for him. They know a cookie cant stand isolation for much, but if someone try to sway their way to you? They wont came back with all their 4 limps intact.

- Their manipulation is immaculate, you couldnt decipher if its normal or odd to say the least. As they knows how to change the topic, person, beliefs and other things that been talked about and change your sperpective or opinion on the subject.

- When your finally theirs, it felt like the gods has blessed them with something so beautiful, elegant, overwhelmingly strong, and gorgeous upon them. They wont let you go, they wont let you leave their side.

- The living with snake fruit is interesting. They will give you anything if you asked, thou freedom is depends on your behavior but ig is possible to forever lock beside them for eternity and death.

- Thinking of escaping? Dear its almost impossible. Snakes have great nostrils, incredibly fast especially in water, small and hard to see. This will go badly if it was natural inviroment but cities and villages? It would take a day or two to find you. { kinda like how harry potter talk to snakes }

[twilightpoison]

It’s been brought up to me that a lot of my content is Isekai based. However I didn’t want this to be a Ieskai HC post. Instead let me tell you all about a stupid thing I came up with as a kid that I’ve been meaning to make into a fic for so long.:

What if the characters you play actually can feel your presence and/or can hear your commentary when playing?

Fair warning I never play Hyrule Warriors and Twilight Princess so let me know if I got things wrong.

Head canons under cut!

General head canons (These are all platonic headcanons btw.):

- Let’s say that the simple reason that you are here was to help the chain. Think of it like you’re the groups companion on this journey. Who better then someone that knows about each hyrule?

- The people who dealt with a lot of magic recognize you at first. The others need a bit of a push to connect the dots but everyone gets there.

- The connection wasn’t as strong at times during their original adventures, so its not like they could always hear you or sense you.

Time:

- You saw him and it was clear he has another sibling now.

- Time knew you where telling the true, that you followed both of his adventures however he wasn’t going to be fully open to you.

- Guess who isn’t scared of Time? You.

- Literally at one point you’ve pointed at Time and with a straight face says “thats a child”.

- This is also how the chain found out that Time actually fought the moon technically.

- “You fought Majora on the moon while it was falling. That’s not the same thing.”

- You meet Malon and it was an awkward first meeting since how do you explain this in the first place.

- Yet the two of you got along amazingly.

- When you and time are alone you instantly ask Time if he knew how she got the cow in his house. He kinda just… stares at you? Like you just met his wife and thats what your asking about?!

- The answer was that he wasn’t sure how she did that but the cow isn’t in his old house anymore. Since different timelines and all.

- It’s honestly weird for him to have someone remember both of his adventures in confidence.

- All be a little awkward hearing someone go, “oh yeah! Time had to do something similar.”

- Early on Time did go over boundaries since he really doesn’t like to talk about his adventures to much.

- So instead you both agree to be as cryptic as possible or at least there is an attempt on your part. Since your the only other person that can confirm or deny his claims.

- And no. You also don’t know his true age. But your guess is the closest.

Twilight:

- Since he is one of the Link’s that is drenched in magic, he recognizes your aura instantly.

- Chaotic sibling energy.

- If he is giving Wild or any of the other Link’s a hard time you are by his side calling Twilight out. Unless if the person in question did something truly idiotic then you let him go off.

- Speaking of, you call this man out as much as you possibly can. Like hell if you’re going to let the others think he isn’t a gremlin.

- He did try to stop you by covering your mouth but you licked his hand. So…. guess what he isn’t trying again unless it’s necessary.

- Somethings are kept a secret though. Since he did live through it and even if it was stupid he still could of gotten really hurt.

- You both play good cop, bad cop to the younger Links all the time.

- Twi is surprisingly very open with you about his adventure, to finally talk to someone about it with out having it sound crazy is nice.

- He also has some questions about you and your life. Since before this adventure started you just disappeared.

- The two of you honestly get along like two best friends who haven’t seen each other in years but still can banter like its the good old days.

- Knowing only small amounts about what they all been through it’s nice to know that you’re looking after the others as well.

- That feeling makes him really push himself to protect the family he has here and luckily you are here can smack him upside the head before lecturing him.

Warriors:

- heeeeey… you know what happen the last time he met someone that was suppose to be watching over the hero’s spirit?

- Yeah, so….War’s isn’t so keen on trusting you like some of these Heroes.

- You seem nice and not obsessively crazy. If anything what makes him decide to give you a chance. It’s seeing you get along with the other Heroes post battle or around the campfire when you think no one is watching.

- The moment that he recognizes you. You were cursing out some monsters and calling Dink every name under the sun. Which he actually remembers hearing your panicked voice briefly when fighting Cia.

- Anyway, you guys are a sass duo and even a trio when you get Leg involved.

- You steal his scarf sometimes with Time and Wind’s help

- He finds you and Wind wrapped inside of it leaning on time and his heart just- clenches, he has more siblings now!

- Then Warriors realizes he has another sibling… another sibling that will prank him…

- You two can be found discussing tactical strategies. Mostly him teaching you though since depending on the person not many people will know how to lead an army. Yet he is a good teacher and you catch on pretty quickly.

- Same with Twi, Warrior’s needs someone to pull him back sometimes it seems. Who better then to remind him then the person that already saw his lowest moment when his ego got the better of him?

- Seriously speaking. He wouldn’t come to you to talk. If anything he will try to avoid you if he wasn’t his best. In his head he has a reputation to uphold. Which will lead to a heart to heart. No sass. No banter. Just you and him sitting down to remind him that he is human.

- He needs a hug. Please give him a hug.

Sky:

- Sky actually didn’t recognize you at first!

- Yes he felt your presence and hear your voice in his adventure, but that was a while ago at this point. Also he isn’t as connected to magic as the others are.

- He does slowly befriend you despite everything.

- It wasn’t until you referred to a certain demon lord as a ‘B*tch A** Clown’ and a flood gate of memories open up for him. Memories of you cursing out Ghirahim, calling the imprisoned an ‘avocado with feet’ and so on.

- Nothing really changes between you two honestly, he just accepts it.

- If anything he becomes more open to you about everything, setting clear boundaries on what he doesn’t want to bring up. He will tell everyone about the curse eventually, but just hasn’t found a good opportunity too. Things like that.

- You do have to argue with Sky that the curse wasn’t his fault since you were also there when it was put on him, also the fact that he didn’t asked to be cursed in the first place.

- Most of the time you two are together its to get away from the chaos that the group of nine heroes could bring.

- Walking or sitting in silence is how you two end up most of the time together. It may not look like you two are bonding. There are some days while Sky is wood carving you would work on your small hobby as well. Then there are days he plays the harp and your reading.

- Despite it all he really enjoys the peace you bring. There is a sense of comfort that you have.

- When you and Sun finally meet. The first thing you ask him is to be invited to the wedding and it may or may not been in front of her too…

Wild:

- The recognition was really slow for him like Sky. Since Wild just got off of his first adventure he didn’t actually notice you were gone.

- It was until he realized that he couldn’t hear your panicked voice or snarky remarks when fighting in his head. That he finally realized you where outside of his head. He was quick to connects the dots after that.

- There was a moment where he didn’t know how to react since he just figured that you were just from his imagination.

- He now has another adventuring buddy with Hyurle! Though luckily you do keep the both of them from harm. Mostly because if something happens to them you will get in trouble with like Twi and Leg and thats never fun.

- Though you have your moments. Shield surfing and paragliding are on top of that list and Wild is all up for teaching you the ropes.

- The topic of the history of hyrule gets brought up a lot with the two of you. Since his era has a lot of connections to the past era’s. He is all up for learning about what came from where. Soon theories start to fly about.

- When You, Him and Flora are finally all together. There is nothing stopping you all from bouncing off theories. With your outside knowledge mixing with what they know. Things start to fall into place.

- The answer to why the timeline is like this doesn’t get answer. But hey! At least you all are having fun!

- If you can’t cook he will teach you that too! If you can! Well buckle up your going to share your knowledge with him whether you want to or not.

- Once you know how or get used to cooking while camping, you help him out a lot and its these moments where you both talk the most.

- It’s comforting to him to know he wasn’t alone this whole time.

Legend:

- As soon as you two locked eyes he felt instant dread. Yes he knew. No he isn’t going to opening up to you.

- Playful Insults to bond? Yeah that’s literally how he talks to everyone so no special treatment.

- He keeps you at a distance but its not actually working.

- You talk about his adventures so casually like it happened a few days ago. You avoid Link’s Awakening though. If you got hurt with the plot twist then you could only imagine the pain Leg went through.

- “I’m still trying to process the fact you married a tree.” “Hey remember that one time with Yuga, you slammed face first into a wall so hard you knocked yourself out?” “God do you not wear pants because of the fish thing?”

- This relationship is literally: Only I can bully this one.

- He fears the moment you meet Ravio and Fable knowing full well you all will bond over teasing him.

- Overall though he knows you got his back no matter what, to the point he finds himself confining in you slowly.

- Guess who is also teaming up with Hyrule to get Legend to sleep. It you.

- Once you probably have forced him to sleep by getting wolfie to lay on him. It was the wolf or yourself. In the end it was both of you and he was trapped.

- A sign that he was becoming soft towards you was when he started sharing his items with you. He trusts that you know how to use them and if you don’t he is actually willing to show you.

- He regrets giving the bee badge to you.

Hyrule:

- Another person that is drenched in magic. It only took one look at you for him to realize who you were.

- The two of you were awkward as anything at first. Since to you he never really spoken in his adventure so you didn’t know how to picture his personality.

- There’s a lot of mystery in your mind about him since again there isn’t much to go off of with what your given in game. It’s weird for him to hear about how you interpret his personality from that perspective.

- Hyrule didn’t honestly expect you to try and befriend him tbh. It mostly him over thinking it.

- You do follow him sometimes when he wants to wander around and explore. Mostly because you claim he finds the coolest things when he does.

- But its just a excuse to actually get to know him.

- The two of you trade stories and questions about each of your lives. There might be things you know that he might not know of about his adventure and his hyrule.

- Of course never going into to much details since there are things you couldn’t tell him.

- Hyrule honestly was dreading the day you all would land in his Era. He loves his home but is also very aware of it not being the most…welcoming place.

- So it’s more then surprising to him that there is even more then the glint of familiarity and excitement on your face. Knowing full well what dangers where a head of you, you still were open to exploring his world to the fullest.

- It’s honestly refreshing to see someone love his era as much as he does.

- Another boy that needs hugs, please give him a hug.

- You both cheer each other on though.

- This relationship is just aggressive support between you two and the others.

Four: (I’m actively mixing the Four Sword game and manga just to be clear.)

- Not sure if he would know exactly who you where since during the second adventure your voice and presence bounce between the four of them.

- Yet I also feel like he took after you because he was a child in his first adventure, which worries you a lot. Since you did have choice words for Vaati.

- The first to realize was Vio then it went Blue, Red and Green. Despite being in the same head it was just a theory they had over all. They all had their own ways of confirming it.

- Vio noticed the small things you do around Four. Like not stepping on their shadow, and covering Four when things got chaotic in their head. Small references here and there. When the two of you are alone he almost quizzes you about things. Just to see how much you know and to see if your telling the true or not.

- Blue recognize your mannerisms being something he picked up on during the first and second adventure. Only vaguely since again he was a child / there was only a small part only with him. Your fighting banter when your in battle made you see where Blue got his colorful language from…

- Your comfort was what clued Red in. He remembers your presence more clearly then the others from the first and second adventure. It was a comforting (yet chaotic) presence in their adventures that he latched on to. More so from his first adventure since as a kid he made an imaginary friend to process the fact he could sense and hear your presence. When you came back in the second time around it felt so natural for Red to have you there and really helped make him go forward through his small journey.

- For Green? It was a lot of things but when he see’s you treating each color differently when they are in charged. It’s a refreshing sight to be honest. He just enjoys hearing and seeing that his brothers had someone to confide in. Even when they switch who is in control you some how could tell and spoke to them accordingly.

- They were all some what surprise that none of the others picked up on your treatment of him swapping so much. Yet their also glad because their not ready to reveal themselves quiet yet.

- As Four or as you nicknamed him ‘Rainbow’ the two of you tend to sick together when the world’s shift around. Since his body needs more time to recover.

- You two are another pair that cheers each other on when the moral is low.

- He introduces you to the Minish! Getting you a jabber nut so you can speak to them too. You can’t shrink down to properly talk to them so this was the next best thing.

- The four of them makes you a dagger to bring home to remember him by, there’s a kin stone imbedded where the blade meets the hilt.

Wind: (hello self projection my dear friend)

- Wind didn’t recognize you ether at first, yet he didn’t even blink when you join everyone. He was fully on board with getting a new member and is easiest the most opened.

- It was when you two are alone together that something clicked in his head. You see during the Wind Waker he was alone most of the time when he was on land. So he had to face a lot by himself.

- Having you was reassuring to him when facing some of the monsters alone, especially with the puppet ganon fight. The two of you both agree that it was creepy.

- CHAOTIC SIBLINGS PART 2… well kinda

- Wind is a lot more mature then you realized but you two still have those moments.

- You, Aryll and Grandma get along too! So he and his family basically sees you and the chain as family.

- Pranking buddies! You’re targets would never know. Mostly because your covering up for him. You two team up with Four and Wild so the pranks can get chaotic at times.

- No matter what age you are compare to him and if your ok with it he does like platonic physical affection. Your going to be trading off with Warriors a lot of the time for cuddles or it’s the three of you together.

- You teaching him our worlds sea shanties and him teaching you his? Heck yeah! Even making up songs with the others is something on the table and in the works which is nice.

- It’s another thing to bring back home thats personalized!

Honestly since I’ve written all of this down I want to write the fic more. Though I’ll probably not only because idk if people would even read it lol. So it will just be a bunch of head canons. Anyway rambling is done.

[robloxnoobs-world]

Roblox Noob: Everything You Need to Know

Are you new to the world of Roblox and wondering what it means to be a "noob"? Maybe you've been playing for a while and are seeking suggestions on improving your noob avatar and gameplay better? Look no further! 

This blog post will cover everything you need to know about being a Roblox noob, including what it means, how to customize your avatar, and tips for improving your gameplay. 

This blog post offers everything you need, whether you're just getting started or hoping to advance your skills. So let's explore the fascinating Roblox world!

What is Roblox Noob?

Many terms are used in Roblox games, one of which is Roblox Noob. Unlike other games, this term has its own meaning in the context of this game. According to Pocket Tactics, the term "Noob Roblox" doesn't have a bad connotation.

Well, Roblox noob refers to a particular skin that's assigned to players who are new to the game. The word's meaning stays the same but is expressed non-insulting. 

There are a variety of Roblox noob skins, and they also have both male and female skins. The term "Roblox noob" refers to a new or inexperienced player in the online game Roblox. 

What does a Roblox Noob Do?

A "Roblox noob" is a term used to refer to a new or inexperienced player in the online gaming platform Roblox. Here are some things a Roblox noob might do:

A Roblox noob may wear the default clothing given to them when they first join the game, including a blue and yellow shirt and pants.

They may use essential equipment in the game, such as the default sword or a vital tool.

A Roblox noob may not fully understand the mechanics of the game or how to play it effectively.

They may make mistakes while playing the game, such as falling off a platform or getting stuck in a game obstacle.

A Roblox noob may ask for help from more experienced players in the game, either through chat or by messaging them directly.

It's important to remember that everyone starts as a beginner, and with time and practice, a Roblox noob can become a skilled player in the game.

Purpose of the Using Skin Roblox Noob

Players often deliberately dress their own avatars in the default skin. It was adapted from Roblox Fandom to bring back the good memories and nostalgic feelings of when they first teamed up.

In addition, many gamers use noob skins to make their avatars match those of other people of the same type. Each user usually adds accessories to differentiate them, such as hair, hats, and other accessories.

In general, skin is a custom texture or appearance applied to a player's in-game character to give it a unique look. Using skins in Roblox can be a way for players to express their individuality, show off their creativity, or simply enhance their gameplay experience.

Ultimately, the purpose behind using a skin on Roblox will depend on the individual player's preferences and motivations.

How to Make a Noob Model Roblox?

To create a noob model in Roblox, you can follow these steps:

Start the Roblox Studio application and create a new game.

Select "Workspace" and click "Insert Object" in the explorer box.

Select "Part" from the list of objects, then drag it into the workspace.

By selecting the part, choosing the "Scale" tool, and sliding the handles, you can resize it to be smaller than its default size.

Resize the part to make it smaller than the default size by selecting it, clicking on the "Scale" tool, and dragging the handles.

To create the head of the noob, insert another part object and make it smaller than the body.

Add two more sections each for the legs and the arms. Resize them to make them shorter than the body.

You can use the "Scale" feature to make the limbs thinner to give them a more noob-like appearance.

Once you've assembled everything, choose each component and alter its color to the traditional noob colors of yellow and green.

Position the components to complete the noob model.

You can play the game and add the noob model as a character to test your noob model.

What to Do if Your Roblox Avatar is a Noob?

If your Roblox avatar is a noob and you want to improve it, here are some steps you can take:

Customize your avatar: You can personalize your avatar by selecting different hairstyles, clothing, and accessories from the Avatar Shop. You can use Robux, the in-game currency, to purchase or earn new items by completing game achievements.

Play more games: The more you play Roblox games, the more experience you gain, and the better your avatar will become. You will also earn Robux, which you can use to purchase more items for your avatar.

Join a group: Joining a group of players who share similar interests or playstyles can help you improve your skills and make new friends. Many groups also have their own custom clothing and items that you can use to improve your avatar.

Participate in events: Roblox often hosts events and challenges with exclusive prizes and items for participating. Participating in these events can earn unique items and improve your avatar.

Learn from others: Watch videos and read articles on Roblox gameplay and strategy to learn new tips and tricks. You can also join forums and discussion boards to ask for advice and connect with other players.

Remember, there is no guilt in having a noob avatar. Many players started out as noobs and worked hard to improve their skills and avatars. The most essential thing is to have fun and enjoy playing Roblox.

Final Words

Being a Roblox noob can be intimidating, but it's also an exciting time to explore and learn about the platform.

Connecting with other players and seeking out resources, such as tutorials and guides, can help new players become more confident and successful on Roblox.

With time and practice, any Roblox noob can become a seasoned player and even a respected member of the community.

[kitkatopinions]

personal opinion: if your ship can't stand 20 minutes away from each other for groceries without a teary reunion, then that's pathetic. sorry bumbleby shippers.

Disclaimer: I don't know what post is pictured here, and I'm not trying to bash this particular shipper in any way. Just answering the ask with my own personal opinion.

But, yeah, I think the way that a lot of people view Blake and Yang's codependency is legitimately worrying. I have ships that I personally ship that are unhealthy to certain degrees or have some element of co-dependency. I've laughed along with jokes about how Arthur from Merlin will say he's "doing something alone" and then Merlin always winds up coming along, I've read and liked fanfictions involving unhealthy levels of co-dependence, I've written fics before about RWBY where people became convinced that a romantic prospect needed them and felt guilty when they couldn't be with them... But really, Blake and Yang take it to a new level in a couple different ways. First of all because they literally get angry at the mere suggestion that they take missions without the other, and secondly because the show seems to go out of its way to minimize their contact and connections to other characters, and they literally get so upset about briefly separating that they treat it like they had a massive argument. I won't get over the fact that Blake acts like Yang's going to scream at or hit her. That's not romantic, friends, that's scary. Shipping something that has elements of co-dependency is a-okay and I have no problems with anyone shipping Bumblebee, there's a lot of merit to the ship. The problem is the fact that people are acting like the co-dependency is a good and desirable part of their romance and not a bump to work through that's a sign of insecurity, maybe because the co-dependency is the second biggest 'proof of romance' that the writers have given us as of yet, right under Yang putting a hand on Blake's cheek (which is something I always see as an indicator of at least minor attraction, but is legitimately not canon confirmation in any way.) People should be able to have a life outside of their partner, they should get time alone, they should feel stable enough that they can be without their partner for stretches of time without it damaging the relationship or stirring up these big huge doubts.

And again, sometimes it's fun when characters don't like being apart and have this 'where you go, I'll follow' mentality, but that really shouldn't extend to basic domestic things? I followed my sister clear across the country when she moved away, and our little sister moved out to be with us soon after, but we all got work to do and things to do and sometimes we'll go on walks alone and sometimes we go into our rooms to try and get some time by ourselves because nobody's life should COMPLETELY revolve around another person, and it's the same for romantic partners. My parents have been married for about thirty years, but they wouldn't have gotten that far if they'd never been able to be away from each other. And nobody can tell me that introvert Blake and independent Yang would love a relationship where they feel bad for leaving each other for even minor missions, especially when the first five seasons were full up with them doing things with and building connections with others.

But you know what? I could get past all of that and be like "okay yeah, and some people ship Sora with Kairi or Sora with Riku instead of Sora in a poly relationship with both, people have different ideas." Except that Blake is an abuse victim and one of the main tactics we see her abuser use against her is "don't run from me" "how could you leave me" "you hurt me so much by leaving me" stuff. Blake is literally traumatized. She was getting attacked by her abusive ex who has stabbed her and who cut off Yang's arm as a 'punishment' for her having left Adam, and he exploited her insecurities and guilt, and then right after that trauma, she swears not to leave Yang and both the show and many of the fans and fucking Yang herself act like that's a good thing. And now Blake is following that and acting guilty at the fact that Yang leaves her for a mission, and fans rejoice about the idea? I'm an abuse victim myself, and it's painful for me that this is the direction people are going with. Instead of Blake having a partner that sees when she's in need and is there for her even when she pushes them away, but also trusts and believes in her to hold her own and go on other missions and even leave for months without even sort of holding it against her (which Yang could've been for her,) Blake has a partner who is happy to receive a trauma-induced promise to never leave her again, gets so angry at the thought of going on other missions that she goes red-eyed, and acts as though a brief separation is going to ruin their whole relationship. And that's a good thing?

[clairecrive]

my request: ok so first of all can this pls be set in the grishaverse and after rule of wolves. now that that's over with could i pls get some headcanons for nikolai x reader (cos i love all ur nikolai fics and hcs) where nikolai has liked the reader for so damn long(theyve never spoken before and hes still king0 and for the first time ever he doesnt know how to go about approaching her so he goes to genya cos shes readers best friend and asks her for help so genya reccomends he writes notes and gives them to her. so nikolai does that and makes them super flirty but instead of signing his name he signs it saying "your secret admirer" to be funny and he gives the reader these notes 1-3 (sometimes more) times a day until one day the reader finally catches him and confronts him about it and says that the feeling are mutual. also can you include the reader showing nikolai an entire drawer full of his notes to her.

rlly hope this isnt too long - thank you

A/n: I love all of your requests and they're never a problem! short, long, however they are they're all super special to me. I hope you'll like this! x

Also, just want to mention that I do not acknowledge what happened in row. That ending didn't happen, Nikolai is still king of Ravka and ofc no zoyalai.

one would think that someone as charming as Nikolai would have no problem wooing the girl of his dreams

and yet, the boy is straight-up pathetic

yes, he's a king

yes, he was a fearsome privateer

Sturmhond was an earned name for God's sake

and yet, and yet, talking to you was no easy feat

and he'd tried. he really really tried to create a plan, a strategy he could use to find a way to your heart

but to no avail.

every time he'd go to you he'd either stammer or stare at you wordlessly or just come out with the stupidest thing, completely ignoring everything he had carefully thought out to say

so it was time to change the tactic. it was time for plan B: ask for help

and there was only one person who could possibly help

your best friend Genya

swallowing his pride he asked for help. he had had a mind to ask her directly if you liked him or not but he wasn't sure he wanted to know the answer

so he settled for asking how to woo you

Genya spared him and didn't laugh in his face. Nikolai knew she'll probably tell this to David but he wasn't worried about the voice carrying to other people.

you loved love letters apparently

even though Genya had told him that gushing about your eyes or luscious hair in three pages long letter was the best way to make a good impression on you

so she suggested opting for leaving little notes around

and so he does

first with something small like "you look gorgeous today,"

and then he gets bolder and bolder

"the brightest stars pale in front of you"

"your company is like water to a man in the desert, I'm always asking for more."

and so forth until they're just ridiculous

thank the saints that you were the only one who read this otherwise he'd never hear the end of it

and the satisfaction he'd get whenever he'd see you react to them was priceless

he was insufferably smug for the rest of the day to everyone else but you were still none the wiser

but the thing is, he's getting careless and with the ratio, he leaves you notes it was only a matter of time for you to find out

and, as a matter of fact, you caught him as he was leaving one of his notes through some books in the library

which was weird on its own since Nikolai never was in the library but then you noted the slip of paper in his hands and connected the dots

you'd never told him out loud but when you realized that it was him your secret admirer you blushed so heard, you could be used as a lightning house

after that, you decided to seize the moment and walked up behind him

it was possible the exhalation of the moment the sheer serotonin that knowing Nikolai liked you produced but the words that came out of your mouth were so bold that you weren't even sure you said them

"you know, you could say those things to my face instead of wasting paper."

Nikolai shrieked and jumped ten feet in the air

if you weren't so flustered and nervous about his reaction, you would have laughed in his face. it was hilarious

he spun around and realized that it was and tried to regain a kingly composure

"what?"

"poor trees haven't died for you to hide behind them. especially not when there's no reason for secrecy."

"I find it quite romantic."

"Indeed. But I'm sure we could both benefit more from sharing those secrets."

"I reckon it depends on the content of the secrets," he replied

Nikolai had a silver tongue and if you let him, he could continue for hours.

so you stepped up and kissed him

this time, the expression on his face when you pulled away, was pure gold. and you couldn't help but giggle.

"I do love your little notes, though," you whispered on his lips

"come, I wanna show you something," you pulled him out of the library and brought him to your room

he was uncharacteristically quiet and you relished in his reaction knowing that once he saw the drawer full of his notes, his ego will resurface and his silence will be over

but truly, silent or bragging, you loved every piece of Nikolai and you couldn't wait to see what your life with him was going to look like

[alexandros-deathwood]

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS HOLD ON LET ME SEND SOME For Alexandros: 4, 6, 29, and 32 Adam: 30, 31, 98, and 100 Malcom: 1, 11, 25, and 28 And I got a few for all of them that got me very curious: 22, 51, and 53

Alexandros:

4. Butterbeer or pumpkin juice?

Butterbeer is essentially a root beer float while pumpkin juice is apple cider with pumpkin puree. So pumpkin puree.

6. Sandwiches or soup?

Soup there is so much you can do with it. You can add potatoes, meat, carrots, rice, squash, hominy, etc it just has so much you can do with it and there's nothing quite like soup rice.

29. Was MC's Patronus what they expected it to be?

He never actually thought about that it would be a Thestral but he had an idea that it might be considering his mom shares the same.

He is well aware of his mom's past and her tragedies. How her life has been defined by the death of her family and the protection of it. How she travels every year to the origin of her birth, where her parents and sister were killed, to clean their graves and celebrate dia de los Muertos.

He like her has also be defined by death but to such extreme, witness the death of his beloved dog, Peanut, as she she jumped in front of a car in front of him. He witnessed how his own in-action led to death. Pushing him to always wanting to take action while others are in danger, to make up for the guilt he feels for that day.

So he knew that it might be a Thestral, which is a sad thought for him: that death is dyed to his happiness. That was however he started to study with Merula on what a patronus means, that it isn't just about your happiness but also a representation of yourself. Something beautiful and gentle, but misunderstood because of its links with death.

32. What's MC's favorite thing to do when they hang out with their friends?

Honestly he just likes to be included doesn't really matter what. But his favorite thing to do would be to enjoy the outdoors and explore things with his friends.

Adam:

30. Who is MC's favourite Professor?

Professor Kettleburn

31. Who is MC's least favourite Professor?

Snape. I want you to guess why.

98. What is MC's MBTI personality type?

I have no idea. Not a single clue.

Both of the twins tend to stick towards the middle of each of the questions, basically asking in response another question:

What's the situation? So all I know is that he is XNXP. Those 2 are the most likely to stay the same but all of them are subject to change depending on the situation. He's too neurodivergent for me to fit him into a personality type that fits.

100. Is MC good at pranking?

He is because he is very clever and knows how to set up for maximum prank ness.

Dumping a bucket of hot sauce on someone, which by itself is already bad enough, but then using a cold air charm to dry the hot sauce to the person. So now the hot sauce is harder to remove.

They are cold, possibly irritated, they smell, and covered from head to toe in crusty dried out hot sauce.

Though he is not in Ravenclaw he is just as smart as his twin brother, something that should not be mistaken.

Though most of his pranks are pretty mild.

Malcolm:

1. What's MCs favorite subject and why?

History and Defense against the Dark arts. because he loves to study ancient battle tactical techniques and apply them to training

11. Pessimistic or Optimistic?

Pessimistic, but optimism helps him find creative solutions to problems

25. What is MC's favourite magical creature?

Phoenix

28. What is MC's favourite season? Why?

Fall, because it's not bitter cold and not terribly hot. It's a perfect mix of warm and cool air, and gives a sense of security and comfort

All:

22. What is MC's blood status?

Starting off Malcolm is a half blood, 25% muggle, 75% wizard. His father, Peregrine, being pure blood and his mother being half. Though the Deathwoods aren't really sure about his blood status.

The twins half bloods, specifically are 20% muggle 80% wizard. Their dad Seán Deathwood is a pureblood but Sophia Deathwood came from a town in Mexico that didn't really care about blood type focusing more on family and loyalty.

Since Sophia moved twice before setting down in Scotland, and both her parents could preform magic she has no idea that she is a half blood, nor does she care. Why would she? She's an immigrant, who has lost most of her family. Blood purity wouldn't be a main concern. So the twins don't know that they are technically half-bloods.

51. Do they join to the Battle of Hogwarts (either sides)?

Yes. Alexandros joined alongside his wife to fight against Voldemort and protect the students of Hogwarts. Merula made the right choice for once, to fight for her (new) family. Malcolm was 100% willing to die a glorious death, as well as he wished to protect his family. Adam joined for similar reasons as his twin, wanting not for the innocent to die and suffer under Voldemort.

They lived, though bruised and injured. Of the family members there was only one causality.

Sophia Deathwood suffered major injuries during the battle, ultimately laying down her life for her family. She died in the arms of her husband knowing they lived.

She died kicking ass at the age of 61, not bad.

53. Do they interfere with Harry Potter's time at Hogwarts (i.e. mess with canon)?

Yes, mostly in small ways that would not drive of change much of the plot. The twins taking trips to Hogwarts to go to the creature reserve as well as other things.

[lovee-infected]

Hello! Any ideas on what each twst guy's love language might be?

Separating this request into two parts because the full post would've gotten too long.

Riddle Rosehearts

Giving: Quality time

He's the leader of not simply one the seven dorms in Night raven college but it's Heartslabyul; the dorm ran following the severely strict rules set by the Queen of hearts . Do have any idea how much he's got to do? He's got thousand to take care of everyday , so make sure that he's got no time to waste on anything, or anyone.

As he still decides to keep a certain time of day to spend with you; even if it's summarised in small talks or aimple activities like having afternoon tea together while asking you about your day, you should know that it's way more notable than it seems to be. He could've just sent you a bouquet of roses without caring to disturb his daily schedule because of you, and you would be satisfied anyway, yet he still finds you just as important as his daily plans as both a student and a dorm leader.

Let it be him just inviting you for a walk in the flower garden, all that matters is having you around because, he cares to let you know that he's always there for you when you need him and enjoys spending his time beside you; even if can't be for any more than a few minutes.

Receiving: Words of affirmation

Tell him anything he needs to hear. Tell him that he's good enough. Let him know that you believe in him and you think that he's doing good enough. Words effect this boy a lot more than they seem to; a very simple compliment can be either the cause of his overblot or what takes away the pain and tiredness of a busy gloomy day.

Because of being raised under strict rules and extreme critiques on his behaviors, his childhood on its own gives him enough of reasons to be overly protective with the way he's judged through your eyes.

He finds almost all of other love languages pretty useless to receive; Gifts can be given as a sign of a normal friendship, spending time with him might just be your way of wasting time when you have nothing better to do, going out of your way to help him may just be an act of kindness which you're used to; so let him hear you way you say you love him. He needs nothing more than you saying those words.

Trey Clover

Giving: Acts of service

Trey would be the great example of a mature and supportive partner. he's a clever, wise and organized as not only a student but also Heartslabyul's trustworthy vice dorm leader.

Just who can help you better than Trey can? And who would be this desperate to help you with anything possible except him? Chores, studies, random tasks, etc. He isn't going to wait for you to ask, he's always ready to give you a hand with anything you're busy with.

It may end up him having too much to do in his plate, but that's no problem for Trey. He's a reliable and supportive partner whom you can trust with your problems and shared responsibilities; what many people may lack. Trey's responsible and organized nature is what every couple need in a relationship.

Giving & Receiving: Quality time

He loves it whenever you're around and wants to see you feeling the same. While he doesn't expect you, his darling to trouble yourself going out of your way to help him, he -does- care to know whether you enjoy your time spent with him or not.

He isn't forcing himself on you, but he knows that there would be no point in your relationship if you don't like spending time with each other. He wants to know that you love him back and won't easily get tired of him after a short while. He doesn't mind being usually the one to ask you out or invite you for a walk, but he cares for you accept his invite in return; know that nothing cheers him up like your excitement about your time together.

Cater Diamond

Giving: Words of affirmation

He surely has a way with words, doesn't matter whether it's through face-to-face communication or online. Even his good night/good morning texts enough to make his darling blush, he knows how to have you weak.

He's probably one of the flirtiest guys you'd ever get to see; though he's his own reasons to be so: No one ever hates having someone flirting with them. The only thing that matters is 'how you should be flirting with them', which depends on your personality of course, but he's also got some secret tactics of his own which work on almost anyone.

He doesn't consider lying to be an ideal option when it comes to relationships, where you need to have trust and faith in your partner and be honest and reliable in return, but just saying: a bit of flirting won't hurt, right? To add to that, nice yet not possibly true compliments may motivate you to grow a stronger sight of that aspect in your personality and appearance, which is good.

Cater would probably make you not only feel more confident about yourself, but also trust and love Cater like you love no one; to he point of needing him to talk to you everyday, not that Cater does it all in purpose to make you bound to him but you can tell that...he appreciates being your favorite.

Receiving: Gifts

Just by looking at his room you can tell how much loves fancy things. From oval shaped accessories to chibi plushies and pillows. He not only loves being given new things but also cares to know your taste in gifts; especially the way you guess what Cater might like when choosing the gift. On the other hand he enjoys receiving your attention through gifts which makes him feel loved and, well, superior.

Doesn't matter whether he likes your gift or not, he'd always greet you with a bright smile and a soft kiss on cheek, telling you how much he loves you and what you gave him. There's a high possibility of him disliking what you gave him but - well, you're never going to know what he truly thinks anyway.

Ace Trappola

Giving: Physical touch

Holding hands ,giving hugs, poking cheeks, etc. Physical touch isn't always supposed to be dirty, he just needs to be close to you not just as a friend but also as a lover.

Friends can't kiss you on the lips when they realize how much they love you or hold you tightly in they're embrace when they're feeling like crying. He doesn't want to be -just- a friend, Ace wants to be closer; in fact, the closest one to you. His desire to touch you, hold you, kiss you; like no one else can ever do.

A lover is supposed to be treated differently, right? It's because they're special; therefore he'd get the chance to be closer to you than anyone else can. Ace doesn't want you to treat him and your other friends equally, he wants to be the only one allowed to hold your hand and hug you from behind; your one and only exception.

Receiving: Quality time

He enjoys his time with you the way he enjoys it with no one. You're the coolest , greatest and trustworthiest person he's ever seen; nothing would cheer him up better than seeing you willing to spend time with him as much as does.

It's such a blessing getting to be the one you choose to have around while there are hundreds of cooler students out there. It makes Ace feel special. Not only is hanging out with you the best time he'd ever get to have but it's also a sign of you at least -liking- him; which means that he's actually got a chance.

Deuce Spade:

Giving: Acts of service

What's the point of talking without doing anything? As he loves you, he needs to prove it through what he does for you and how far he gets with it. He's always willing to go out of his way for you even if what you're asking for is -too much- for him. If it's a chance to help you, why not? Doesn't matter what the task is, he'd always try his best.

He might goof up even with easy tasks like lending you his notes or getting you a smoothie but still , be wasy on him and know that he's trying his best for you.

Receiving: Quality time

To Deuce , someone like you is pretty hard to find. Someone he can feel this close and comfortable with...is almost impossible to be found and you're one the most amazing people he has ever seen because of it.

He absolutely adores every single moment you two spend together even if it's past in silence, just having you around is enough to make him feel better.

He sometimes invites you for walks when he's really stressed out, just to have an opportunity to talk to you. You always seem to help him by just listening to Deuce and not letting him keep it in. He's a young boy with a busy mind, he surely needs more of mental support. And the only one who seems to be able to give him the time and attention he needs is you.

Leona Kingscholar

Giving: Quality time

Isn't it obvious? He couldn't care less about the others. It's very rare of him to waste time on anyone when he's got no benfit in it so, if he is still preferring you over his afternoon nap, know that you're special.

He's often finds everything and everyone boring so sleeping sounds way better than having to deal with this uninteresting reality. Spending time with you is a clear proof that in contrast to many people he enjoys having you around, you are different. But note that this isn't enough for him to let go of his lazy nature around you, most of the time it's just him taking a nap on your lap as you spoil him like the lazy cat he always is. When not as tired as usual, he may go for boardgaming or asking you for a walk. He isn't really talkative either, all that matters is that he has has chosen to be spending hid time with you.

He may refuse to admit to it but you seem to calm him down, just walking beside you gives him a sense of feeling better than usual, he doesn't know why. Your presence slowly becomes a routine, to the point of him wanting to see you everyday. And that's how he's slowly becoming obsessed.

Receiving: Acts of service

You're probably aware of his obsession with dominance; to be the first one. Growing up being the second one all over his life has took an important role in shaping his personality; so it isn't really surprising to see that he enjoys ordering people around.

Not that he'd treat you like a slave or someone he looks down to, it's more of him enjoying you spoiling him a lot. He loves attention, especially as it comes from his beloved. He isn't really into ordering you around though, he prefers you to be babysitting him by your own will. At some point it isn't much different from adopting a selfish cat, and his jerky nature isn't helping it either.

Though you should know this better than anyone else; deep inside, he isn't as bad as he seems to be. He's just a baby who seeks attention he's missed during his childhood and it takes someone as passionate and caring as you to deal with him.

Ruggie Bucchi

Giving: Acts of service

Whatever you need, it can't be much worse than what Leona might've asked for, can it? Besides, this time he isn't forced into serving someone because he has to do it. He will be helping you on his own will. He mostly means it as a way to build up a strong relationship through being productive and helpful as a partner

It may start off as a normal friendship, with him often doing nothing more playing around and chilling with you, but soon enough he'll begin to consider you a part of his own family. He may not seem to, but he does take your relationship seriously and finds himself responsible toward you and your life.He may be young, but he's got the spirits of an experienced'family man'. Ruggie is surely one of the most helpful and reliable boyfriends or partners one can ask for.

Receiving: Quality time

No joke when I say he's got the spirits of a family man. Nothing means to him more than spending time with his dear ones does and when it comes to you, you are his dearest. He tries to put your time together into the best possible use, way more than just going for walks or simply chit chatting.

He often decides on something to do with you before hand and if he couldn't come up with anything, he'd ask you for recommendations. Your time spent together may sometimes be short so he can't always go for extravagant plans.

Ice cream dates and afternoon coffees will be pretty common ways of hanging out with him. He always makes sure to order your favorite flavor unless you want to give something new a try. Doesn't really matter how you're spending time together, he never fails to make you smile through it. As long as you're happy, doesn't really matter what you're doing.

Jack howl:

Giving: Acts of service

Nothing less would be expected from our tsundere wolf boy. He's already a best friend to many around him and of course, he's an amazing one; despite his seemingly cold and unfriendly appearance he is pretty caring and protective his friends, from helping them on school work to standing up for them when they're in trouble.

Just imagine how supportive he would be if you two are not simply friends but also lovers this time. He takes no effort in helping you out no matter what the trouble is; buying groceries, studying for an exam, needing help finishing a task or simple stuff like you needing a hug or a piggy back ride.

He often fails to realize this but he's awfully sweet; if you point this out he'd surely blush all of a sudden, turn away his head and tell you that it's not true, not that you are going to buy that though. After all you know better, under those muscles and and rough skin there's an overly fluffy heart.

Giving and receiving: Quality time

Why of course he loves nothing more than spending time with his dear ones, especially his darling. He wants it to be more than just talking and doing nothing special though, that'd be a waste of time when there's hundreds of things he's willing to be doing with you.

Playing games, practicing sports and maybe hanging out with the rest of your friends are his favorites, he often appreciates the lively atmosphere. That somewhat depends on his mood though, sometimes he wants to get rid of the quiet pace and other times, all he needs is to be alone with you as he takes a short nap. He'd love it even more if you play with his tail or rub his ears while he's pretending to be asleep.

Azul Ashengrotto

Giving: Quality time

Running the mostrolounge and managing the whole Octavinelle at the same time is quite hard; you can clearly see that he's much of an overly busy person. If there's one thing Azul prefers over money and power, that'll be you and only you. You can see the big deal here, he's offering you the worthiest thing he's got: his time.

He may not directly address it but he wants to show that he cares for you just as much as he cares for business, that no matter what great powers he's dealing with everyday; you'd still get to have your special time with him alone.

He's pretty considering toward the conversations you'd get to have at this short time; he may enjoy talking about his experiments in mostrolounge or the latest contracts he's made with the students, but in case that you don't really appreciate talking or hearing about them, he'd quickly switch to a topic which would match your tastes, something that'll make you enjoy you time with him. If he's spending time with him, he's got to make sure that it'll be spent well: He'd be a good listener, an understanding partner and in summary, a great lover.

Receiving: Physical touch

His body has always been his weakness; an isolated child afraid of who's been mocked because of his chubby body and now, an affectionate young boy who doesn't know just how sensitive he is to his darling's touch. Even the very simple physical affections such as hugging and forehead kisses would make him melt, he'd refuse to accept but you can clearly see that he's touch starved.

He's got a balance of hating to be touched and wanting it so badly, which mostly depends on the person touching him. It's pretty hard for him to let someone in and even his close friends make him feel insecure sometimes, so he decides to keep his softer parts for you and only you. He does want to be touched but by you and just you. He feels safe in your embrace and loved under your kiss, you can either send him to heavens or set him on fire.

He is weak for you, and this is why you'll br the only one who'd ever get to see this side of him. If he's supposed to be in control it's going to be for you and only you. He belongs to you.

Jade Leech

Giving: Acts of service

You'll be the lady/lord and he'll be the butler, loyal and elegant. Doesn't really need you to be pushing him into it since he enjoys playing the rule of the servant on his own, you can say that he enjoys spoiling you.

Phrasing you is also counted as aprt of his daily duties, never to be forgotten. He makes sure to remind you that he loves you everyday, maybe a small kiss or a wink too alongside of it. Give him the opportunity and he'll help you with almost anything; having your meals prepared, helping you get dressed, shopping, etc.

His favorite would be preparing your morning/afternoon tea or coffee depending on your taste. His main point is to impress you, but he'd appreciate it even more if you are the hard to satisfy type, the more challenging, the better. Sometimes he enjoys being humiliated as well because it encourages him to work harder until he hears that awfully rare 'thank you' from his darling.

Receiving: Quality time

His darling is probably going to be one of the most interesting people he's ever met; not all people get to catch his attention after all. He finds spending time with you not only thrilling but also important; as lovers you two are supposed to be each other's closest friends as well, so what may be more important than spending time together when you've got a choice?

Your time together will usually be spent with you talking and him listening as he loves nothing more than hearing your voice, maybe having something too drink to as you talk. He likes asking you questions; How was your day? Did you get to sleep well last night? Is there anything special you're going to do this afternoon? etc.

Though he's careful not to get to the point of bothering you with them. He often leaves deciding on what you should do together to you, but if it's ever on him it'll most likely end ups being a nature investigation date; mostly mountains and lakes. He'd absolutely love it if his darling is into nature as much he is, that'd be even better if the darling is a mushroom lover! He enjoys finding similar interests between you and him, makes him believe in your relationship being the perfect match even more.

Floyd Leech

Giving: Physical touch

Not to be dirty, but he genuinely enjoys it when you're close, your warm bodies touching and your breaths meeting. As he tightly squeezes you. The feeling is ...priceless.

It's mainly because it's something one can do only with his closest ones; he means to show that he's way more than just a friend. Normal friends won't tightly squeeze each other from behind, normal friends won't give each other pocky kisses and small bites on neck, normal friends would never touch each other like lovers touch, and that's why he wants there to be a difference.

He'd probably be really pissed off he sees anyone but him laying a finger on you. Even as it's just a small hug or friends' handholding. It low-key disgusts him. He wants to be your one and only, no one but him should ever be this close to you.

On the top of that, he has a thing for leaving marks behind~ You probably know how sharp those teeth of his are. He isn't into taking advantage of you, but he loves teasing you. Kissing and biting special spots such as your cheek would be one his favorite although he rarely gives it a try; unless...

Giving and Receiving: Quality time

Just as said, he isn't one to be easily attached to others; therefore his darling is surely someone special in too many terms. No need to be greatly rich or beautiful to attract him, he wants someone whom he finds interesting. Someone he enjoys getting to know better and having his time spent with.

His darling would be one of the very few people who hardly ever tire him, therefore it's always a new adventure when he gets to spend his time with you. He is willing to hear your ideas, see the way you think and possibly, how different you may be compared to Floyd.

Doesn't really matter what you're doing, let it be another study session together or taking his time to check on you after his classes; he'd appreciate it anyway. You willing to spend time with him is a sign of you preferring him over the rest of your friends, you could've been with anyone, yet you chose him. Meanwhile, wants to see his darling as excited as himself about getting to be together, it'll be pretty frustrating if he's the only one enjoying this relationship after all, wouldn't it?