#demonoier au

[starryybugs]

spiderbit au where cellbit summons roier, a demon, completely on fucking accident.

he was trying to reach bad to schedule a playdate for dapper and richarlyson, but he just kind of messed up the spell and now there's a demon in his attic. a very handsome demon. a very handsome and slightly pissed off demon because he could've sworn he cut that connection line years ago. why the hell has he been summoned??

but, well, the guy who summoned him is cute. and it was an accident. and it's better to know that he's still able to be summoned, just in case anyone else tries it. plus, he knows bad! so surely he can't be that bad if he's got a personal connection to badboyhalo of all people.

but since he's here and he was summoned, it's only natural to offer a deal right? anything cellbit wants in exchange for a price roier will set on a later date, when he hasn't been summoned away from making dinner with his family. and when cellbit blurts out that he'd like a date? he doesn't mind all that much. it'll be fun.

[anonymous-dentist]

Anyway a Demonoier au in which Roier didn't fall from Heaven. Rather, he sauntered vaguely downwards because, big surprise, he has too much of a soft spot for humans despite them kind of being a pain in the ass to deal with. It's not very good for angels to talk back, so he's a demon now, and he's chill with it tbh

[starryybugs]

The first time Cellbit meets him, Bobby immediately leaves an impression.

He's at Roier's for dinner, and he showed up early to help cook. Only when he knocks on the door, it isn't Roier, or even Jaiden, who answers.

Instead it's a boy, about nine or ten, with brown hair so dark it's almost black and two purple-blue eyes that are staring directly into Cellbit's.

"You're Richarlyson's dad," it's not a question, the kid says it with too much certainty for a boy his age.

"I am," Cellbit agrees. "I'm here to see Roier. Can I come in?"

The boy smiles, almost sneers, and says, "I dunno, can you?"

But he steps out of the door to let Cellbit in anyway, his tail whipping around behind him and almost hitting Cellbit in the shin. The boy doesn't look back as Cellbit closes the door behind them. Instead he wanders to the couch and sits, right next to a rather large dog.

"Firusflais," the boy states, nodding his head towards the dog.

Cellbit nods, not entirely sure how to continue this conversation. He's saved however, by Roier coming down the stairs just before he's about to speak.

"Gatinho! You're early," he smiles, all teeth, and moves closer to give him a small kiss on the cheek.

"Ah, sim, I just wanted to see you," Cellbit ignores the way he can feel his face heating up.

The boy on the couch makes an exaggerated gagging sound, and Roier turns to face him, hands on his hips.

"You were supposed to tell me when he got here, culero," he states, not sounding mad in the slightest.

The boy shrugs and sticks his tongue out, clearly unbothered by the accusation and turning his focus back onto the sketchbook in his lap.

Exasperated, Roier asks, "Did you at least introduce yourself?" He ignores the boy's groaning. "I'm serious! Play nice!"

"I'm Bobby," the boy, Bobby, says, looking up at Cellbit. "And you're Cellbit. Richarlyson and dad talk about you a lot."

Cellbit laughs and turns to raise an eyebrow at Roier, who looks away completely innocently with a big grin on his face.

"Well, it's nice to meet you, Bobby."

"You too. Can you go flirt in the kitchen now? I'm drawing."

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There's a man staring at them from across the room. More specifically, there's a man staring at Roier from across the room.

Roier doesn't need to turn around to tell, he can feel the eyes on the back of his neck, and he can see Cellbit's eyes looking over his shoulder. It's fine, Roier is more than used to staring at this point.

What he's not used to, is his date looking so upset over it. It's kind of cute, Cellbit's brow is furrowed and he's clearly trying to hold back a scowl. He looks almost like a disgruntled cat, and Roier's sure he'd be growling if he could.

He reaches forward over the table, taking Cellbit's hands in his own and wrapping his tail around the other's leg.

"Hey, gatinho, look at me," he smiles as Cellbit's attention snaps back to his face. "It's fine, relax."

"He's looking at you," Cellbit mutters, hands clenching in Roier's own. "He's staring at you."

Roier blinks at the way he says those words, as if the man across the bar is committing some great crime. Cellbit leans over the table to plant a kiss on Roier's head, right between his horns, unlinking their hands and gently removing Roier's tail from his leg.

"I'll be right back, guapito," is all he says before he slides out of the booth and makes his way across the bar to the man.

Roier's ear flicks as he hears Cellbit speaking, his voice low and dangerous as he asks what the hell he thinks he's looking at. His voice makes him shiver in his seat, resting his cheek on his hand as he turns his head to watch his boyfriend.

He's heard that tone only a handful of times, Cellbit's usually a pretty relaxed guy. But gods does Roier wish he wasn't as collected sometimes, especially if he gets to hear him like this more often. It's making his heart flutter and his tail thump happily against his seat.

He lets out a soft, dreamy sigh, his finger tracing small hearts on the table as he hears the man stammer under Cellbit's cold stare. If only he could see his face, he's sure he looks beautiful right now. He always does, but his anger is something else to behold.

Roier looks up as Cellbit walks back to their table and slides into the booth next to him, humming as he wraps his arms around his sexy, pissed off boyfriend.

"That was hot," Roier comments, snickering as Cellbit flushes.

"You heard that?" he asks, turning his head to look back at him.

"Sí. Muy hot. Sexy," Roier grins, nuzzling into Cellbit's neck and scraping his fangs against his skin to feel him jump.

Cellbit grumbles, but leans his head back against Roier's shoulder anyway. He lifts his arm off of Roier's briefly, allowing him to wrap his tail around it just the way he likes.

"Guapito."

"Hm?"

"You're purring," Cellbit looks at him, eyes soft and curious. "Did you like it that much?"

"Sí. Me gusta cuando soy tuyo."

"Bem, você é meu. E eu sou seu."

And isn't that a nice thought? It makes Roier purr even harder.

[starryybugs]

pov you're demonoier au cellbit trying to call your boyfriend but you accidentally summon what might be a succubus. that's quite literally how he meets melissa for the first time, and he has no idea that he didn't fuck up his spell.

and melissa is just standing there staring at him, so he starts apologizing and roier realizes cellbit does not recognize him. he is disguised with magic but his face is still mostly the same. so of course roier is going to fuck with him for as long as possible.

melissa starts talking about how it's fine that cellbit summoned her! he's roier's human, after all. (roier makes a note of how red cellbit gets when she calls him that) but she says that he can call her whenever but she has work to do and she'll tell roier that cellbit was looking for him.

and honestly cellbit's just glad she didn't take offense to being summoned on accident, he doesn't know how he'd explain that one to roier. (roier thinks this is great, he loves messing with his boyfriend.)

[starryybugs]

Roier purrs so hard Cellbit can feel it in his bones. He's got all his limbs and his tail wrapped around Cellbit, and he's mostly on top of him so it's not like he's going anywhere.

It's actually really nice. Roier's warm and heavy, like his own living weighted blanket. The only problem is that once they get like that, Roier won't move until he decides that it's been long enough.

Which means Cellbit's stuck in bed until his giant cat of a boyfriend wants to get up, and judging by how he growls every time Cellbit moves, that's not any time soon.

But it's fine, Cellbit doesn't have any work that's too important today. And Roier keeps kissing his neck all sleepily, and he's definitely dragging his fangs on purpose. Asshole.

Cellbit sighs, "Okay, fine. We'll stay in bed today."

He has to suppress a shiver as he feels Roier grin against his neck, and then another when he finally speaks.

"Yes, we will," Roier agrees through his purring, sounding much too proud of himself.

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Pai Cellbit is talking to himself in the attic again, Richarlyson can hear him from outside the door. That's a pretty normal thing, if he's being honest, but what isn't normal is that he's 95% sure his pai is flirting. And what's even more weird is that Richarlyson knows the voice that answers him.

He knows it's not Pai Felps, he's downstairs making dinner, and he asked Richas to go get Pai Cellbit to help him. He's just being a good son! Not at all eavesdropping on his dad flirting with what might be a demon! But still, he knows that voice, it's just muffled through the door and hard for him to tell where from.

Richarlyson knocks on the door before he opens it, just to be polite, and pokes his head in to take a look. It's about as cluttered as it always is, and Pai Cellbit is standing in the middle of the room talking to a very familiar man.

The man is a tiny bit taller than his dad, with a long red tail and two horns peaking out from his hair. He's got four eyes, two of which are staring directly at him over Cellbit's shoulder. The man blinks a few times before grinning, his eyes lighting up at the same time Richarlyson is pushing past his dad's legs and slamming into the man's.

He's lifted up immediately and lightly shaken, giggling the entire time as Roier adjusts his grip and opens his second pair of eyes to get a good look. He holds Richarlyson in his arms, reaching a clawed hand up to squish his cheek.

"What are you doing here, eh?" Roier asks, tilting his head in a way that Richarlyson immediately mimics.

"I live here!" he states proudly, grinning as he turns to look over at Cellbit. "That's my pai."

Roier follows his gaze, his smile never dropping as he looks at Richarlyson's dad. In fact, if he had to guess, he'd say that Roier starts smiling even more.

"Gatinho, you didn't tell me you were Richarlyson's dad," he pouts a bit, causing Richas to giggle as his dad tries to figure out how to answer.

"How was I supposed to know you knew each other, guapito?" Cellbit huffs, crossing his arms with a fond smile.

"Hmm... guess next time? Use that sexy brain of yours, pendejo."

"What the fuck, man! That's not how it works!"

"I think it is, isn't that right?" Roier turns to Richarlyson as he speaks, still grinning like he's won the lottery.

Richas nods his head rapidly, giggling the entire time. This isn't what he was expecting, but honestly he can't be too upset about it. He likes Mr. Roier a lot! And it's very clear so does his pai, and if his pai and Mr. Roier get together that means he has six dads, and that makes Bobby his brother.

He kicks his legs a bit in excitement, poking Roier's face a few times to get his attention. Whatever they're talking about can wait, he has the most important question in the world and he needs answers right now!

"Sí, Richarlyson? ¿Qué pasa, qué pasa? What is it?"

Richarlyson clears his throat, tilting his head and looking Roier straight in the eyes as he asks, "Are you my dad now?"

[starryybugs]

if cellbit saw demonoier in a police uniform he'd literally explode and die, probably. if he saw him shirtless he'd also explode and die. because roier is buff, and he's got a lot of scars, and holy shit his arms. cellbit's a little crazy over it, its fine.

cellbit makes a lot of excuses to be able to feel roier's arms, and his hands, and also his fangs. most of it is curiosity about demons but it's also because he really just likes touching roier, sue him.

roier's absolutely fine with it, he thinks it's cute how cellbit thinks he can't just ask to feel him up. roier will sit there and let cellbit do his "studying" and sometimes bite down lightly when cellbit looks at his fangs.

really, there's only so many times you can study something, and its clear cellbit just wants an excuse, but roier will play along. anything for his cellbit, after all

[starryybugs]

Idk if this is what you wanted an ask about but would demonoier fistfight someone over Cellbit

he'd use more than fists. he's got claws and he will use them. cellbit is his and it literally doesn't matter why he's fighting someone. if he needs to, he'll do it.

cellbit finds it extremely attractive, even just the thought of it is nice. it would take a lot for roier to actually fight someone, but he will growl and pull cellbit close and glare.

also any asks on anything in this au are welcome, I'm constantly rotating it in my brain

[starryybugs]

bobby loves playing into the not human thing, especially with strangers. it's like his favorite activity. he likes making people feel just a little bit uneasy.

bobby likes to smile with all his teeth, just to show them off because they're sharp and hes proud of them. (the only way roier could ever get bobby to brush his teeth was to tell him if he didn't his fangs would get duller)

he also likes to stare. a lot. full on staring like he can see into your soul.* he actually asks cellbit for tips on staring, and cellbit finds it oddly endearing so he agrees. and bobby can't help but respect him for that, just a little bit.

*bobby cannot stare into your soul, he's not old enough

[starryybugs]

I think one of my favorite things in the demonoier au is how roier and jaiden and cellbits relationship would end up.

because jaiden is roier's platonic partner and the mother of his child in all but blood, they're going to be there for each other until the sun explodes. and jaiden is very much threatening cellbit when roier goes to the bathroom.

but eventually they're all extremely close. like, roier will be on top of cellbit absolutely smothering him, and cellbit will be calling for jaiden to help him, only for her to tell him he's on his own. he's the one dating roier, that's his problem now. but then she also gets dragged into roier's cuddle pile

and its great! they're family and they'd all kill for each other.

[starryybugs]

Bobby's dad is crying. It's two in the morning, there's a light on in the kitchen, and Bobby's dad is crying.

He shouldn't be up but he is, and he's perched at the top of the stairs, trying to listen to whatever Roier is saying. He can't hear much, just a few words and his own name, but he can tell that his dad's been crying.

It doesn't sit right with him. It's an odd, awful feeling that fills his tiny body as he hears his dad cry. It makes him want to run, whether that's downstairs into Roier's arms or back to the safety of his room, he doesn't know. But it's there and he hates it and Bobby's dad is crying.

He can hear Vegetta's voice too, firm in the way it always is, but undeniably angry. Whatever they're talking about is serious, and Bobby shouldn't be listening. He isn't, really, they're speaking too quietly for him to hear.

He hears his dad mention his name again, something about leaving the two of them alone, and it sinks in. Because Leo has two parents, and so does Flippa. And whenever Bobby's asked his dad about it, he's gotten this sad look on his face, and told him that sometimes you only have one.

They're talking about his other parent, the one who's not there, the one that's making Bobby's dad cry. And it fills him with so much anger that Bobby starts crying, and he buries his head in his arms even though he knows he's been heard.

It's not long at all until he's being lifted into his dad's arms, and he clings to Roier like his life depends on it. He's still crying and he can't stop, even as Roier's voice tells him it's okay, they're alright now.

"I'm not going anywhere, I'll always be right here," Roier promises, sounding so sad that it fills Bobby with even more anger. "Siempre estaré aquí."

"I hate them," Bobby chokes out through his tears, and he means it.

[starryybugs]

Demonoier seems like he’d be soooo clingy, like he’d wrap himself around Cellbit like a demonic koala and make poor Cellbit carry him around

he's so fucking clingy. he's always touching cellbit in some way, hands or shoulders or his tail, he's the clingiest motherfucker in the room.

he'll absolutely drape himself over cellbit's shoulders while he works, whining about how he's not getting enough attention and cellbit obviously wants him to die of attention starvation until he gets kisses or cellbit is properly distracted

he clings onto cellbit like a koala when they're cuddling, and sometimes he'll make cellbit at least attempt to carry him. but sometimes roier will just pick him up and there's not really anything cellbit can do to stop it. he's being carried now, what a shame

[starryybugs]

How long do you think it takes for demonoier to realize his new human bestie cellbit is kind of a complete weirdo in his own right (coughs cannibal)

three minutes and forty-five seconds exactly.

because cellbit still sort of smells like blood, more specifically his soul smells like blood. because things like that stick to you, more or less. it clued roier in that cellbit had some kind of past.

(also nobody who isn't a freak in some way has a direct connection line to badboyhalo.)

[starryybugs]

what's mike & richas opinion on fitpac / fit in general ?

mike thinks it's ridiculous. not that they're flirting, but that they're so bad at it. he loves those guys but they're so stupid about each other it hurts

pac will come to work and talk about fit all day and mike will tell him to just make a move or something and pac will act like he just suggested he kill a man. he's also tried hinting at it to fit with similar results. he's honestly this close to going with richas' idea of setting them up on a date

richas is their #1 supporter, he thinks they should get married, like, now. but he also respects the yearning, the pining, the slowburn. he's a weird kid, and he reports everything about their flirting to tallulah because what you really need is two 9 year olds assigning fanfic tropes to your love life.

richarlyson has also gotten into genuinely heated arguments with ramon at school over their dads flirting and quackity is not paid enough to explain that to pac and fit

both richarlyson and mike love fit though, he's one of their favorite people.

[starryybugs]

love writing demonoier like yes those are your people! that is your cellbit! yes he's all yours! and you're his, good job!

he makes me ill, he's such a little freak I adore him. he's clingy and obsessed and possessive but above all else he's in love. he loves and he loves and he loves.

he loves so hard it hurts, and it has hurt him. but he can't stop loving, even when he thinks he can't find it anymore. he cannot stop loving the people around him. even when it was just him and bobby, he never stopped loving.

and it's paid off! he has a family who loves him, something he'd never thought he'd get. but he got it and they love him for him and he's never letting them go. he'll stick by them to the end.