The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal
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Considering how much of a prick Alastor is when it comes to boundaries, id say hes always been an asshole
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“We all have our vices, dear.”
It seems I’ll never escape from Human Alastor… he’s truly got my brain held captive. (not that I mind LOL)
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Had a funny thought about you getting followed by high ranking members in the mafia… and they all keep giving you gifts and asking to court you.
They all act the exact same, same voice, same mannerisms…
So it’s revealed to be either one of two scenarios.
One, a mind controlling entity has been running the mafia from behind the scenes and using the members as puppets to interact with you.
Two, a shapeshifter has been using the forms of people they’ve recently killed to infiltrate the mafia and use its power and money to try and woo you.
Both are socially inept with no idea how humans work, they are just infatuated with you so it’s really scary having beings that are pretending to be human coming up to you and asking if you would mate with them……
With the first option, you end up getting gang banged by all of his puppets… but he gets tired of fucking you through the bodies of others… so he appears, massive and unsettling, ready to breed you properly.
For the second, he can shift into whatever you want, and BEGS for you to tell him to be whatever you want him to be. He gets flustered when you say you want him to be himself… and ends up putting you in the mating press…
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love how when the boys exorcised david in ep 1 he just waltzed out of the train with a sheet over his head like a kid in a ghost costume
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(Canon Luci with Shrunken Al. Did not go so well. 😅)
Everyone: Deer instincts this. Radio noises that-
Me: Why don't we make use of the snake thing more often? I will never get over the fact that between the two of them, the predator and prey is not who people would usually expect.
Tied to this:
-Bubbly💙
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