#demarii posting

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Thursday Has Spoken! 🚨🚨

reblogs are appreciated (they increase the sample size) but don’t feel obligated to do so :)

thanks for voting!

Second nature poll here!

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I just think Demarii would find great delight if someone introduced her to making smores around a campfire with her closest friends and family while telling stories and singing songs

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Demarii: I wish Caius didn't make you a blender for Candlenights...

Krakle: *drinking a waffle* Why?

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POV you're Demarii

because discord HATES me ill post it here too

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Demarii: You need to react when people cry.

Caius: I do react.

Demarii: Let me rephrase that.

Demarii: When people cry, you need to not downplay their reasons for crying just because you don't understand how fleshlings work.

Caius: ...

Caius: But there was a valid reason for the occurrence, why-

Declan, through tears: THAT DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU STEALING MY RING WHILE I WAS ASLEEP FOR "SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES"

Caius: No, I had a valid reason! "Scientific purposes" is a valid reason! It seemed interesting, so I wanted to learn more about it. I planned on returning it in good condition before you woke up. No harm was intended.

Declan: YOU DROPPED IT OUT OF THE CART

Caius: But it was an accident? Toothless jumped into my face while I was holding it up to the light of the sunrise, that's not my-

Declan: IT BROKE ON THE ROCKS

Caius: It's not broken that badly. I can fix it in like... ten minutes, if you would just hand it over.

Declan: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Caius, sighing: I don't understand why you're upset. It was nothing more than an easily-resolved accident. It's not nearly as big a deal as you're making it out to be.

Declan:

Declan: *slowly pulls out his quarterstaff*

Demarii, stepping between the two: Not yet, Declan.

Declan, grumbling: *puts it back*

Demarii: Caius, this is exactly what I was talking about.

Caius: ...Was it something I said?

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Demarii: BUCKLE UP, BUDDY. IT'S REDEMPTION ARC TIME

Krakle: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

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Demarii: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Krakle: if I had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

Demarii: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Caius: Actually I did the math; Krakle would have $225, not $0.15.

Krakle: Fam I’m right here....

Atri: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Sizzle: while youre there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Atri: Sorry I only have a dollar

Sizzle: :(

Delta: Wait, they'd have $22,500, wouldn't they? Because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Caius: Oh fuck you're right!

Sizzle: if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice!

Crest: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Caius: Yeah, and he wants soda and apply juice.

Krakle: apply juice to what

Crest: Directly to the forehead

Demarii: Great chat everyone