#demands rides

[egophiliac]

LEON

LEON YOUR EYEBALLS

[freyadragonlord]

How do I explain how married Han Yoojin and Sung Hyunje are in the post-epilogue Side Stories without sounding like I am exaggerating or making things up...

[ashchoo]

uh yeah I recently just gained motivation to do mob au shit so here ya go

the family everrrr GRARARAR im normal about them guys trust

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hhh tw for blood, slight eye strain and severed head ig

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mob Ashton really goin crazy fr fr…..guess their vampire side is showin now

also outfit refs cuz yeaaaa :D

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[@clownsuu, @thelone-copper, @frenchfry99]

[callmelittlesanshine]

Petition to bring the tricycle back

I need to see him ride that thing with his papal paint and robes on (please)

[tswwwit]

"Don't stick your dick in crazy." Is this why Dipper bottoms?

[thelostgirl21]

When the Prince you're meant to be babysitting suddenly shows up and turns your whole meeting with the Sandpiper into some highly weird and confusing "Deadly Spy, Naughty Spy" routine...

Poor Jaskier... So, are they planning on letting me go or keeping me? Do they want me to stop fucking or keep fucking? Is getting eaten something I should dread or look forward to?

Technically, it worked though, because Jaskier 100% decided that, given the choice, he'd rather continue to deal with the horny sexy prince than the scary sexy witch, moving forward!

[mrghostrat]

i recently started writing a biiiiiig gomens human au fic and i have a tendency to start projects and abandon them before they even get going.

how do u stay motivated to finish fics? (or how do you force yourself to finish fics?) hope youre having a lovely day bilv !!

guilt and fear! 😂

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

You just unleashed the floodgates in my brain with that coconut post. You telling me that Barnaby trots to be silly? You telling me that Barnaby is Wally’s noble steed??? asdfhgkgl

yes. Yes

[bunny-hare]

I'mCursed Chevlute emojis for all your cursed Chevlute needs

[aturnoftheearth]

And me i’ll never forget being told to kill myself for going to a supernatural convention freshly 20 and excited to spend a weekend talking about destiel with my friends. It’s like there were demons under my bed waiting for me to get home so they could fucking get me. The destiel therapy appointment became real as fuck

LITERALLY do you remember. us telling everyone after denvercon that the tickets were nonrefundable and we were gonna make the best of it by meeting our beloved friends and spending the weekend with them and seeing if we could infiltrate the impenetrable wall of gay cas silencing. and everyone said “yes do it!!” and we did and we spent the weekend posting and everyone was supportive and having a good time. and then we got home and were immediately told to apologize for going or kill ourselves. and this never happened to anyone else going to cons before or after.

[that-one-scared-gay]

am i the only one who wants a fic where dany is transported to hotd time, preferably around that dinner right before viserys died, so that this entire mess of a family is confronted with what will become of their dynasty — a girl who calls herself the mother of dragons, who grew up as a beggar and was sold by her own brother in exchange for an army, who has never set a foot in king’s landing, who is the last of her kind, the last of the targaryens

and for dany to look at these people, her ancestors — her family was so large, there are so many of them — and their dragons, who wear saddles, who are tended to in the dragonpit, by keepers who know what they are doing, who have a long history with these creatures

and she knows, she knows her histories, she knows about the dance, she knows these individuals are the ones who brought her family to ruin, who made the dragons disappear — and she thinks of being stuck in the desert with a half-dead khalasar and three newborn dragons, of struggling to feed them, of not knowing how, of all these things that have been lost to her, these birthrights that were stolen- her dragons were gifted by a pentosi merchant, not placed at her cradle as it should have been— and seeing them all take it for granted, knowing they will destroy all of it in a war that has no victor-

can you imagine daenerys, who has only ever wanted to go home, who has only ever wanted to have family- can you picture her looking at them, at these people who hate each other, who will kill each other, who will take so much from her, even if they don’t know it yet

can you imagine her rage, at all of them, for taking it all for granted. for turning on each other over the throne, when it would be theirs regardless, would be targaryen, would be the dynasty’s, and don’t they understand, a targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing

[llycaons]

me and a beloved mewtual going LITERALLY and EXACTLYY to each other as we reaffirm a core part of the story being wwx's overall journey in his social dynamics to stability and security as he goes, not without tragedy and loss, but from a contentious and unsupportive main relationship in a hostile social setting that degenerates quickly into dysfunction and instability and violence to end up with a supportive and healthy and happy life partnership with someone whose main life goals involve taking care of him

[resurgentclass-stardestroyer]

Hux being an absolutely terrible pilot and a certified passenger princess is one of my faves

[vilda-ravenhill]

Sidenote am I the only person who isn't elated that the main story is ""ending""?

[squidcandy]

They return

[waugh-bao]

The fact that the NY Times said a “big hug” instead of just hug makes me think it must have been, at minimum, an “Officer and a Gentleman” style ending where Keith carried Charlie out of the room (away from Dave) while Up Where We Belong played on the club’s speakers.

I choose to believe at bare minimum, because Keith was (2 or 3 inches) taller than Charlie, that it played it like that time Charlie tried to give Bernard a hug and Bernard ended up having to fully pick him up and basically ballet twirl him so he didn’t face plant, because he misjudged the distance to hugging Bernard and accidentally launched himself at him: