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“deluded a guide to situationships”
-isabella dorta
#one of the first ones I REALLY related to so far#isabella dorta#deluded a guide to situationships#poetry
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Jerry: There's one last thing we need to before we start our invasion of Staten Island. Figure out what the hell is going on between Nandor and Guillermo.
Nadja: Good point.
Laszlo: Absolutely.
Collin Robinson: Finally.
Guillermo: Wait, what? Why?
Jerry: Knowing whether a Van Helsing is with us, against us, or is in a weird situationship with one of us effects all our plans. Plus, it's throwing off the vibe of the whole invasion.
Nandor: Jerry, you are slipping. Why would you delude yourself into thinking there was something between me and Guillermo?
The Guide: We thought you might say that, so we've prepared some slides. (Wheels in a wheelbarrow's worth of old school slide projector trays.) Nadja, Laszlo, secure the prisoners, please.
can you believe the last episode of wwdits is just guide and jerry calling a fancy room meeting to show evidence that nandermo is real
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