#delirious Magnus is delirious

[lurafita]

Magnus: "For the last time, I am not sick."

Alec: "Oh really? Then how many fingers am I holding up?"

Magnus: "Well, you are holding up 2. And your equally handsome twin is holding up 4. How come you never told me you had a twin?"

Alec: "Alright, that's it. You are going to bed."

Magnus: "Listen, twin brother of Alexander who I didn't know existed until now, I'm not going to cheat on my boyfriend with you."

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[mossy-paws]

Fr medkit got that wet cat vibe just like jon

They’re literally just the same person fr

[podcastfaggot]

[gremlynn-x]

martin fartin blackwood

shoutout to the man who was working in the bookstore today!!!! he was literally so nice and sweet and made my day and also he had a cool jumper on (see above) so i was like wow this is so martin core i shpuld draw him. anhwahs its 1am and this was suppsowd to be a fun little skethc. this took 40 minutes why

[bigautomaton]

I think the axe should be a splitting maul but those are also Heavy As Hell

We got uhhh, 1 Jon, 1 Mr. Door, and 3 Alan Wakes

Seems about right

[cult-of-the-eye]

mlp infection AU but its tma?

jon is locked in his library, searching searching searching for answers, an antidote, anything

martin is trying to make himself useful in the infirmary, but he'll do odd jobs for anyone (sometimes people spot him hovering outside jon's door, before he slips away to another task)

tim is desperate to keep morale up but his little brother hasn't been seen for a couple of days now and with the new border restrictions, its been a lot harder to be hopeful that he's coming back

sasha is working hard in the infirmary, using what she can to try and alleviate people's wounds, it doesn't matter that she sometimes stares out the window while putting the bandages on, as if what's out there is more important than what's in here because it seems to be working

[literalfuckingfreak]

s1 vs s not 1 jon

i shouldve made tim and sasha transparent cuz theyd be ghosts but im lazy. i had to draw s1 jon for a a thing and was like ew he looks wrong. so here. bye.

[danthediamondminecart]

CW: HEAVY BLOOD!

Steeeaaak, you can't just walk in on a man while he's undergoing a horrific transformation into a beast, cmon! You should know better :(

In all seriousness though, here's a little hint as to what happens in the revamped TMA AU! This takes place in the third and final act, where Kreek does not have a good time to put it lightly. Becoming a Hunt Avatar without even really knowing that the Hunt exists kind of does that to you.

Uncoloured version / sketch version under the cut, because I drew it first and I can't decide whether I like it more.

[terminalnaps]

THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE MENTION!!!

[slapjacq]

something something in bad times we look for people coping with even worse if not just as bad problems as comforting, the uncomfortable being the comfort zone for those used to chaos idk there’s a reason why we gravitate towards this podcast and the reasons ARENT GREAT but hey at least the content is helping us piece it together

I just wanna ramble real quick

I’ve seen a couple posts about how The Extinction isn’t a real fear. I know it’s left up in the air on purpose and I’m definitely bias, but I just wanna make a bit of a rebuttal.

open twitter (I know going on Elon’s hellsite is scary but that’s kinda the point here). Open the politics tags. Take a scroll.

what makes you afraid on there?

Is it The Web, the idea that a few rich people (mostly men lets be honest) are controlling our lives while pretending we have as say as we constantly have to pick the lesser of two evils? Is it The Slaughter, the mindless violence and war that has gripped us and turned knives against our neighbors? Is it The Desolation, our planet burning to a crisp through our actions?

Or is it the fear that we are doing this to ourselves

Society is destroying itself and we can only watch. The world is crumbling into ash and we can do nothing about it. Or, we fear we can do nothing about it.

The Extinction, at its core, is the fear of change. Not just the big explosions and nuclear fallout. It’s the fear that the world is changing, that the world you grew up in no longer exists, that you can’t go back to the past because there’s no one there anymore.

And, more importantly, the fear that it’s changing for the worse.

The fear that the world is changing, and maybe it would be better without us in it

[continuousmeowing]

Nothing will ever compare to the shock and joy I felt when I learnt that jmart is in fact canon.

[podcastfaggot]

Convinced my partner to listen to TMA with me (the propaganda WORKS) and I made xem make a tier list with xyr first impressions of characters based on brief spoiler-free descriptions and fanart I’ve shown xem over the course of my hyperfixation. We’re on episode 12 at the time of making this.

I’m gonna make xem remake it every season :3

[themagnificentlibby]

okay im dumb right now for Reasons but. does this mean we can talk to you guys regularly now or is he going to want more kids

i really hope Immortan Joe gets the son he yearns for. i think the wasteland really needs an individual named Magnus Testiculus right now

[cozzzynook]

Hello! may I offer you a silly idea involving Rodimags?

Hot-Rod and Magnus had a one night stand and one day Hot-rod looks quite guilty and a bit worried when he talks with Magnus a few weeks later. Turns out Roddy is sparked. Ultra Magnus promises to love and care for the both of them no matter what.

Time passes and Roddy s sitting in the Med bay with a tired smile on his face until he sees his Sparkling for the first time. Instead of a blue speedster or a red truck his sparkling is green. He is very confused because he is 100% sure he didn't spend the night with any green Mechs or Femmes before he was sparked.

He turns to look at Magnus who has a sheepish look on his face and asks. "Mags, why is our Bitty green?"

Poor Magnus is now in a Huge Pickle.

Omg yes!

Roddy has just finished straining himself pushing out their sparkling. Delirious from emergence pain and exhaustion when he’s handed this small bitty thats green and has red optics thats crying covered in fluids nuzzling up to him when he coos at them and holds them close.

He’s so out of it all he knows is that he loves his little bitty and that this is his sparkling, his little one he emerged and grew within himself that he finally gets to meet and he’s crying so hard so filled joy and over come with emotions. That when he conks out and wakes the next morning with Magnus looking so guilty and nervous he ‘s wondering why until the nurse bot hands him his fussy sparkling that he immediately takes. He knows they’re his he can feel the spark bond that was created the moment they began to form in his tanks attached to his spark energy line.

So he knows his bitty is suckling from his nozzle getting pure energon milk when he feels something inside of him click as he gazes lovingly at his sparkling only to realize.

‘They’re not my colors…’

“Mags…whose green baby is this?”

And yeah he feels himself shake his helm and reask the question, “Magnus..why is our sparkling green?”

Aaaannnnd Magnus gets so nervous he quite literally…accidentally pops out of the Magnus armor and lands on the hospital berth on Roddy’s legs who looks completely blindsided with his optics wide open and his jaw fully slack. Servo protecting their bitty who drinks uncaring of everything going on around them. As Magnus darts his optics damn near about to combust because he thought he had more time to explain but also really hoped their sparkling took after Roddy or his armor and he wouldn’t have to.

Well..the cats out of the bag..or well..the load bearing turbo fox is anyway.

Roddy..does not judge or hate him.

In fact, he’s very understanding..but he is pissed about, the bot he now knows original designation when Magnus let a good eighty percent of his secrets out to Rodimus right there on his legs, Minimus admitting to planning on never telling Rodimus the truth and wanting to die happy with the secret.

Minimus can’t lie or be cruel. Thats not what pissed Rodimus off, it upset him but it didn’t set him off.

Seeing Minimus had a larger spike on his original frame than the Magnus armor did, is what set him off and thats also how they ended up with another sparkling so soon after having their first one.

[sucrecube9]

magnus archives zhu zhu pets fanart i drew while deliriously laugh-crying in call with friends

[macadam]

Going to run a worst canon transformers name poll. Here are the runner ups:

Lube, Erector, Valve, Discharge, Spike (honorary), Chromedome, Ultra Magnus, Clench, Thrust, Magnificus, Vroom, Drill nuts, Breastforce (also honorary), Big daddy, Beta, Wideload, Bruticus

Added names: lord imperious delirious, outback, rodimus prime, dipstick, bulge, overload, valvatron, borehole, longrack, enemy, tailgate, sky garry, railspike, shreddicus maximus, joe the micromaster, tentakil, loafer, krok, toaster, deathsaurus, hexadeathimal, guyhawk, killmaster, crankhandle, horri-bull, dirtboss, hurr-gurr, scissor boy, bucket head, flatline, omega spreem

If anyone has any more suggestions please feel free to add it to the comments/tags of this post (or anon me if u r shy). It was surprisingly difficult to gather this list. There isn’t exactly a wiki page dedicated to really bad transformers names, so any help would be very much appreciated.