#dek-mar

[gnomey22]

Failtopia Full Name Headcanons

Canon Kind Of Canon Made The Fuck Up Secret Additional Option

Daniel Failboat Robert "Simple Bob" Thompson Smuk Nightwerke Erica Claire / Erica Terra DEK-0, formerly Izuku Midoriya Chin "Chi" Kid Lanc Caurde Rose Alina Pirahnyawn Ren "Joker" Amamiya Mar Marr Orion Oopsie Friend Shrimp Gill Bo Chat Failboat William "Big Bill" Gargan

Explanations below the cut:

I've heard that Daniel Failboat is what C!Fail's canon name is, but it's never mentioned in Failtopia specifically, and he's never once called Daniel, but I'll roll with it

Bob should have a basic-ass surname, I think Thompson fits

Nightwerke is a combination of "Dreamworks", because Shrek, and "nightmare", because dreams, and misspelled to match with Smuk

Erica Claire is the name she has in FHBM, but before that, I came up with Erica Terra, for a similar thematic reason. Claire is based off "Erica Clerica", and Terra is based off "Erica Terrorca"

DEK-0 is a headcanon I've mentioned before, that he got his new name from his experiment label. As for the Midoriya thing, that would logically have to have been his name, though it's never stated

Her full name is Chin Kid, and she goes by Chi, that much is entirely canon, though it isn't clear if "Kid" is a surname, or an extension of her first name

Caurde is based off of Kaard, a Deltarune surname (though unrelated to Lancer). Both are intentional misspellings of "card." I did not come up with this one

Rose Alina sounds like Rosalina. That's why everyone makes the mistake. I also did not come up with this one

Petunyawn having the "yawn" naming convention implies that the Yawn family doesn't have an actual surname, it's just an extension of their first

Same as with Deko but even moreso, this is just what would logically be the case in the lore

It's like Mario Mario, is the joke. I didn't come up with the idea, but I did add the second r myself

Literally just canon, I have nothing to add

I mean, that is what we know of their name in canon. We don't know if she has a surname, my headcanon is that he doesn't

Again, literally in the text of the series

Same as with Friend, but I do like to headcanon that she eventually takes Erica's surname, whatever it is

If we roll with the idea that Failboat is C!Fail's surname, and that he adopts Chat, this is what would happen. But neither of those are fully canon, as far as I'm aware, and this obviously isn't either

Gargan is based off the word "gargantuan". Because he's big

For most the characters I headcanon as trans, I guess they should technically have deadnames, but I'm not too fond of coming up with them, so I just won't

[yajan1]

Misión (Los abismos de Sufokia): Puerta al pasado

Pronto descubrirás qué es lo que se esconde tras los barrotes mágicos del santuario de Leonora...

Requisito previo: La llave del enigma

📍 Inicio: Habla con Prosper Maramado en [23,31] (inmediatamente tras completar la misión anterior)..

🧩 Paso 1: El Puzzle de las Losas

Cruza las losas en este orden (igual que en misiones anteriores):

Primera fila: Loseta azul claro (extremo derecho).

Segunda fila: Loseta roja (en diagonal).

Tercera fila: Loseta amarilla (extremo izquierdo).

Cuarta fila: Loseta roja (en diagonal).

Quinta fila: Loseta azul claro.

Sexta fila: Loseta amarilla (en diagonal).

Haz clic en el óvalo (la "cerradura") en la pared.

⚔️ Paso 2: Combate contra el Obsidiantre azul Guardián de Leanor

Al interactuar con los documentos en el centro de la sala, se iniciará un combate (se puede hacer en grupo):

Tras vencerlo, habla con Meno (aparecerá automáticamente).

Genial, básicamente nos dejó expuestos al orbe de la confusión, cuya exposición prolongada nos causará... eh... pues confusión.

🤖 Paso 3: El orbe de confusión El Aniquilador de Voluntad

Usa el Casco Aislante (que te dio Deks).

Habla con el Aniquilador de Voluntad y selecciona:

Tras derrotarlo, haz clic en la esfera metálica grande. La esfera emitirá un silbido

Habla con Prosper Maramado (aparecerá tras interactuar con el globo).

🏁 Paso 4: Conclusión

Habla con Julio Never en el templo de los Streamers en [26,22]:

"Hablar sobre lo ocurrido en el santuario de Leanor".

🎉 ¡Misión completada!

🔓 Logro desbloqueado: [El mar por legado]

[vazgectimwagnerden]

"godzilla minus one"ı izledim. sanırım baştan sonra izlediğim ilk godzilla filmi. telefonda e. -bu da nereden çıktı? dediğinde şöyle dedim -sıcak yüzünden hiçbir şeye odaklanamayacak haldeydim ve hafif bir şeyler izlemek istiyordum.

(hafiflik mi. olaylar böyle gelişmedi.)

ilkin şu muhteşem müzik:

1954 tarihli ilk godzilla filminde canavarın sahneye çıkışını muştulayan bu müzik akira ifukube tarafından bestelenmiş. yıllar boyu sanırım tüm godzilla filmlerinde tema tekrar etmiş. bir leitmotif. youtube'da video altındaki japonca yazıları çevirdiğimde hep şöyle şeylerle karşılaşıyorum 68 yaşındayım.. 72 yaşındayım.. bu müziği her duyduğumda gözlerim yaşarıyor, tüylerim diken diken oluyor.

müzik diyorum, gerçekten çok güzel. 'slav marşı' gibi. ya da alien covenant'ta david'in kapıyı açıp, geminin bilgisayarına benim için-richard wagner, das rheingold- "tanrıların valhalla'ya girişi" bölümünü çal demesi gibi bir an.

godzilla, şu kuyruğuyla şehirleri yıkan, ağzından ateş çıkaran canavar değil mi- diye soruyor e. godzilla filmleriyle duygulanıyor muymuş japonlar?

evet diyorum, bir dinozor, ya da bir sürüngen, ya da ikisinin karışımı. duygulanıyorlar, çünkü onlar için bu sadece bir canavar değil, kimlikleriyle ilgili bir şey.

70 yaşına gelmiş japonların neden godzilla yüzünden duygulandıklarını bulmak, bu tam sana göre bir iş diyor e-

evet diyorum, bu prehistorik sürüngen, ya da dinozor, sanırım bir nükleer patlama sonrası uyanıyor-

radyasyona maruz kalıp mutasyona uğrayan toprak altında kalmış bir dinozordan mı bahsediyoruz? sesinden anlıyorum, ilgisini kaybediyor-

evet.. belki.. ama.. diyorum, bak, tarih 1954! ikinci dünya savaşı biteli çok olmamış.

şimdi yeniden beni dinliyor. ah-ha! diyor, 1954. daha henüz... evet diyorum, bu nükleer patlama- hiroshima. ve nagasaki.

üstelik diyorum, bak godzilla'nın derisi nasıl da yanmış bir görünümde. ağzından o ışıltılı nükleer alevi çıkardıktan sonra tüm vücudu tütüyor. çünkü 1954'te godzilla'nın kostümünün tasarlayanların zihinlerinde henüz çok taze görüntüler var: hiroshima'dan sağ kalan, ama derileri tümüyle yanmış insanlar.

anlamıyorum diyor e. japonlar için godzilla hem onları yok eden şey. hem de kendileri mi?

bilmiyorum diyorum... ama japonlar için godzilla bir canavar değil. bir yarı-tanrı. ölümlü değil, öldürülemiyor-

tank, top ve tüfekle öldürülemiyor. öldüremezler diyor e. godzilla'yı öldüremezler, ayrıca, sanırım, öldürülmesini de istemiyorum.

evet, diyorum, çünkü kendisi bir nükleer patlamayla doğdu. ve doğumundan daha aşağı bir silahla ölmesi mümkün değil.

.

tüm bu konuştuklarımızdan sonra, artık godzilla bizim için komik ve sadece şehirleri yıkmak için kuyruğunu savuran bir canavar değil. tamam. ama şunu sormadan edemiyoruz: tokyo'yla derdi ne? neden bu şehri yakıp yıkmak istiyor.

elinde orantısız bir güç bulunduran, ve bunu sivilleri öldürmek için kullanan tarihsel figürleri konumuz dışında bırakalım- diyorum

godzilla filmlerinin yapımcılarından birisi şöyle açıklıyor:

godzilla, yok etmenin ve yıkımın tanrısı. bir tanrıyı insani değerlerle, insana özgü ahlaki yükümlülüklerle yargılayamazsınız.

tıpkı mars gibi? diyor e. evet diyorum.. mars gibi. ya da diğerleri.. bay poseidon'a fırtınaları sebepsiz yere çıkardığı için kızamayız.

.

(yıllar önce okuduğum bir ray bradbury kitabını hatırladım. deliler mezarlığı. çocukken izlediği filmlerde gördüğü canavarlarla büyülenmiş bir karakter vardı kitapta. ray bradbury'nin kendisiydi elbette bu karakter. bir karnavalda ellerinden elektrik ve saçlarından dumanlar çıkaran bir adam, küçük ray'in burnuna dokunuyor ve şöyle diyordu: -sonsuza dek yaşa.

küçük ray de şöyle düşünüyordu: bu çok iyi bir fikir.)

.

godzilla sanırım hiçbir filmin sonunda ölmüyor. sonsuza dek yaşamaya mahkum bir canavar- diyor e.

canavarlarımızla, yok edicilerimizle, ve çocukluğumuzla bu aşk-yıkım ilişkimiz.. hey. bir sonraki filmi sinemada izleyelim mi?

emin değilim diyor e. o gün geldiğinde konuşalım.

(sanırım godzilla'nın öldürülmesinden korkuyor.)

[smashorpassgilf]

Roles under cut

Anime

Accel World - Additional Voices.

Attack on Titan - Mitabi Jarnach.

Baki the Grappler - Hanayama, Vladimir.

Bleach - Sōsuke Aizen, Ganju Shiba, Metastacia.

Blood Lad - Dek.

Blue Dragon - Gilliam, Legolas.

Blue Exorcist - Ryuji "Bon" Suguro.

Blue Gender - Sgt. Robert Bradley, Seno Miyagi.

Buso Renkin - Sekima Hiwatari, Kinjou.

Case Closed - Vodka.

D.Gray-man - Georg.

Darker than Black - Reiji Kikuchi.

Digimon Data Squad - Belphemon.

Digimon Fusion - Dorulumon, Ballistamon, Greymon, Piddomon.

Dragon Ball series - Son Gohan (Adult/Future/Gt. Saiyaman), Pikkon, Narrator, Announcer, Various.

Durarara!! - Horada, Taro Tanaka (screen name of Mikado Ryugamine), Setton (screen name of Celty Sturluson), and Kanra (screen name of Izaya Orihara).

Ergo Proxy - MCQ.

Eureka Seven - Ken-Goh (Ep. 29).

Fate/zero - Berserker.

Freedom Project - Gosche.

Fruits Basket - Makoto Takei.

Fullmetal Alchemist series - Vato Falman.

Ghost Slayers Ayashi- Hozaburo Ogasawara.

Gunslinger Girl - Mario Bossi.

Gurren Langann - Kamina.

Hell Girl - Yoshiyuki Kusuno.

Honey and Clover - Ippei Matsumoto.

Initial D: First Stage - Keiichi Tsuchiya.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders - Noriaki Kakyoin.

Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple - Tsukuba.

MAR - Peta.

Marvel Anime: Iron Man - Ho Yinsen.

Mega Man Star Force - Omega-Xis.

Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn - Yonem Kirks, Watts Stepney.

Monster - Fritz Vardemann.

Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit - Jiguro Musa.

Naruto series - Kiba Inuzuka, Mozuku, Inoichi Yamanaka, Ebizo, Akatsuchi, Okisuke, Kiji (Shippuden Ep. 224), Mozuku (Shippuden Ep. 231).

One Piece - Nefertari Cobra.

Ouran High School Host Club - Kazukiyo Soga.

Persona 4: The Animation - Mitsuo Kubo.

Pokémon Origins - Professor Oak.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica - Tomohisa Kaname.

Rumbling Hearts - Hiro.

Sailor Moon - Priest/Boxy (Ep. 26, Viz Dub)

Samurai 7 - Mosuke.

Shigurui: Death Frenzy - Naotsugu Andou.

Soul Eater - Masamune Nakatsukasa.

Space Dandy - Ferdinand (Ep. 21).

Strain: Strategic Armored Infantry - Mechanic.

Street Fighter IV: The Ties That Bind - Ryu.

Sword Art Online - Kains (Eps. 5-6, 25), Godfrey (Ep. 10), Patrick (Ep. 16).

Tenkai Knights - Beag, Eurus.

Tiger & Bunny - Mr. Legend, Eric Lyle.

Higurashi: When They Cry - Jirō Tomitake.

YuYu Hakusho - Karasu.

Zatch Bell! - John Owen.

Films

Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher - Cain.

Bleach: Memories of Nobody - Bau.

Blue Exorcist: The Movie - Ryuji "Bon" Suguro.

Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods - Gohan, Ox-King, Narrator.

Fairy Tail the Movie: Phoenix Priestess - Cannon.

Lupin III: The Columbus Files - Burton.

Lupin III: Dead or Alive - General Headhunter.

Lupin III: The Pursuit of Harimao's Treasure - Goering.

Lupin III: The Spirit of Twilight Gemini - Butrakari.

(IMDb)Magnum Farce - Blivit, the sniper - Gov. Arnold Schwartzenhertzen-Geldengrubber.

Manborg - #1 Man (voice).

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow -Mizore Fuyukuma.

Naruto the Movie: Legend of the Stone of Gelel - Kahiko.

Naruto Shippuden 3: Inheritors of the Will of Fire - Kiba Inuzuka.

One Piece the Movie: The Desert Princess and the Pirates' Adventures in Alabasta - Nefertari Cobra.

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: The Movie - Tomohisa Kaname.

Tekken: Blood Vengeance - Kazuya Mishima.

Wreck-It Ralph - Ryu.

Video Games

Street Fighter 4, Marvel Vs Capcom 3, Street Fighter X Tekken - Ryu.

League of Legends - Ezreal, Jarvan, Graves.

Resident Evil 6 - submarine computer, BSAA soldier, BSAA agent, Umbrella Juavo, refugee.

Guild Wars 2 - Hamar, Great Ginz, Ogron.

Xmen Arcade - all male voices for PS3/XBOX/mobile versions.

World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King - Algalon the Observer.

World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade - Blood Elf

Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of a New World - Richter Abend, Dirk the Dwarf.

Sonic: Colors (DS) - Big the Cat

Dynasty Warriors 6, 7, Strike Force, Next - Sima Yi.

Soul Calibur V - Cold Assassin (custom voice).

Devil May Cry 4 - Bael/Dagon.

Persona 4 (PS2) - Mitsuo.

Lollipop Chainsaw - Basketballer, Geek Zombie.

Star Ocean: The Last Hope - Arumat, Crow.

Star Ocean: Second Evolution - Dias Flac, Jophiel.

Fire Emblem Awakening - Frederick, Validar.

Dragonball Z - Narrator, Teen/Adult Gohan, Ox King, Pikkon, General White.

Naruto - Kiba, Inoichi, Akatsuchi, Manda, Ebizo, Shinga.

Bleach - Sosuke Aizen, Ganju Shiba, Kaein Shiba.

Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny - Gerard, Goblin Captain, Belzagor.

Saints Row the Third - Tough Guy White Male, White Bum.

Marvel Pinball “Vengeance and Virtue table - Odin, Juggernaut.

Marvel Pinball “Avengers Chronicles” table - Iron Man, Silver Surfer, Odin.

James Cameron’s Avatar - Rai’Uk.

Hyperdimension Neptunia MK2: Clan of Champions -Narrator, various.

Resident Evil 5 - Majini.

Resident Evil 6 - Submarine computer, BSAA soldier, Umbrella Juavo, Refugee, BSAA agent.

Mugen Souls - Soul.

Ar Tonelico Qoga - Hikari Gojo.

Gods Eater Burst - Lindow.

Desperate Housewives - Carlos Solis.

Atelier Totori: The Adventurer of Arland - Guid.

Devil Survivor: Overclocked - Naoya.

Time Crisis: Razing Storm - O’Neal.

Zettai Hero Project PSP - Pirohiko.

Comic Jumper - Benny, security guards, villagers.

Wolfenstein - Hans Grosse, PA Voice (Xbox/PS3).

Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight - Xaviax.

Mad World - Big Bull Crocker, Scissors Man, Ninja.

Wild Arms 5 - Volsung.

Baroque - Archangel.

Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles - Narrator, Nose Demon.

Riviera: The Promised Land - Ledah.

Armored Core: The Answer: Otsdara/Thermidor

Tenchu - Kurogawa, Ninja.

Final Fantasy XIII, XIII-2 - Cocoon inhabitants, various.

Steel Batallion: Heavy Armor - various.

Skylanders: Giants - various stadium attendees.

Soldier of Fortune: Payback - Thomas Mason.

Red Alert 3 - Imperial Nanocore, Allied Mobile Construction, Allief IFV.

Chocobo’s Dungeon - Marris the Fishmonger.

Guilty Gear 2 - Blade, Roller.

The Last Remnant - Zuido.

Yu Yu Hakusho: Dark Tournament - Karasu, M2.

Everquest II - Voidman, Stone Golem, Skeleton, Ogre, Werewolf.

Growlanser: Heritage of War - Zeikwalt.

Dawn of Mana - Masked Guru.

Infinite Undiscovery - Sigmond, Held.

Watchmen: The End is Nigh - thugs.

Golden Axe: Beastrider - beasts.

Bloodrayne 2 - demons.

Enchanted Arms - various.

Baten Kaitos: Origins - Juwar.

Summon Night: Twin Age - various.

Rondo of Swords - various.

.hack GU Part 2-3 - Krewhaha, Skumumu.

Magna Carta 2 - various.

Wordchums - zombie, cat, pig, alien.

Battle High 2 - Jiro.

[hai-cahaya]

Tadi pagi ibu nyuruh pergi ke salah satu rumah kerabat yang letaknya di desa yang asri banget. Aku motoran bareng adek. Kami benar-benar ga tau dimana letak rumahnya, cuma bermodalkan nama dari ibu saja kami mencoba bertanya pada penduduk setempat. Akhirnya setelah bertanya ke beberapa orang, mengantarkan kami pada sebuah sekolah SD yang siswa-siswanya sedang beristirahat di luar halaman sekolah. Karena lingkungan pedesaan, sepertinya tiap lahan adalah halaman mereka. Mereka menyambut aku dan adekku dengan ramai wkwk.

Aku mencoba bertanya pada perkumpulan anak laki-laki di sana, "Dek, mau tanya. rumah Bu Mar sebelah mana ya?" mereka langsung antusias. Ada salah satu anak nyletuk, "Bu Mar itu nenek saya". Lainnya menimpali, "Iya, ini cucunya mbak". "Hoo, sebelah mana rumahnya?" "ayo saya antar mbak" jawabnya sambil berjalan menuju rumah yang akan dituju. Seorang anak laki-laki yang sepertinya berumur 9-10 tahunan mengantar kami dengan seragam merah putih tanpa alas kaki. Padahal jalanan di sana bebatuan. Alih-alih merasa prihatin karena takut kakinya terkena bebatuan sana, aku malah melihat adanya kebebasan di diri anak tersebut. pun, anak-anak lain yang sekolah di sana. Sekolah berlatar belakang pepohonan hijau yang mengelilingi desa tersebut. Salah satu privilej anak-anak ini adalah udara segar dan kebebasan bermain, gumamku dalam hati yang akhirnya juga ku utarakan pada adikku.

Rasanya kapan-kapan pengen ke desa ini lagi. Hanya sekedar berkeliling. Menikmati dusun-dusunnya yang bersahaja, sungai-sungainya, juga melihat lebih dekat sekolah tempat anak-anak ramah tadi menyapaku dan adekku. ya, semoga suatu saat nanti bisa.

Senin, 22 April 2024

[celseaa]

Menara Partis: Menyelami Sejarah, Arsitektur Ikonik, dan Peran Strategis dalam Menghubungkan Budaya serta Pariwisata di Kota yang Dinamis

SELANJUTNYA

Menara Paris, atau lebih dikenal sebagai Eiffel Tower, adalah salah satu landmark paling ikonik di dunia yang terletak di pusat kota Paris, Prancis. Diresmikan pada tahun 1889 untuk memperingati Pameran Dunia (Exposition Universelle) dan merayakan seratus tahun Revolusi Prancis, menara ini telah menjadi simbol kebanggaan bagi warga Paris dan Prancis secara keseluruhan. Dengan ketinggian mencapai 300 meter, Menara Eiffel adalah struktur ter tinggi di Paris dan menawarkan pemandangan spektakuler yang tak tertandingi bagi pengunjungnya.

Arsitektur Menara Eiffel dirancang oleh insinyur Gustave Eiffel, yang menggunakan teknik besi tempa yang inovatif untuk menciptakan struktur yang ringan namun kuat. Menara ini terdiri dari sekitar 18.000 potongan besi dan lebih dari 2,5 juta paku keling, yang menunjukkan keahlian luar biasa dalam teknik rekayasa pada masa itu. Desainnya yang elegan dan anggun dengan lengkungan yang khas telah menjadikannya sebagai salah satu contoh terbaik dari arsitektur abad ke-19.

Salah satu daya tarik utama Menara Eiffel adalah kemampuannya untuk menarik jutaan wisatawan setiap tahun. Saat pengunjung naik ke dek observasi, mereka disuguhkan panorama kota Paris yang menakjubkan, termasuk pemandangan menara-menara gereja, museum, dan Seine yang mengalir dengan tenang. Pada malam hari, menara ini menyala dengan lampu yang berkilauan, menciptakan suasana romantis dan mempesona yang membuatnya menjadi tempat favorit bagi pasangan dan fotografer.

Menara Eiffel bukan hanya sekadar atraksi wisata, tetapi juga memiliki berbagai fungsi. Selain menjadi tujuan wisata, menara ini pernah digunakan untuk berbagai penelitian ilmiah dan bahkan sebagai stasiun radio. Selama Perang Dunia I, Menara Eiffel berperan penting dalam komunikasi, membantu menyiarkan pesan-pesan penting. Ini menunjukkan bahwa meskipun Menara Eiffel sangat dikenal sebagai simbol kecantikan, ia juga memiliki kontribusi yang signifikan dalam sejarah dan perkembangan teknologi.

Pengalaman mengunjungi Menara Eiffel tidak lengkap tanpa menjelajahi area sekitarnya. Champ de Mars, taman yang terletak di depan menara, menawarkan ruang terbuka yang ideal untuk bersantai dan menikmati piknik sambil menikmati pemandangan menara. Selain itu, pengunjung juga dapat menemukan berbagai kafe, restoran, dan toko suvenir yang menjual barang-barang unik dan kenang-kenangan yang terinspirasi oleh menara.

Menara Eiffel juga sering menjadi lokasi berbagai acara dan perayaan. Dari pertunjukan kembang api pada malam Tahun Baru hingga konser dan festival musik, menara ini selalu menjadi pusat kegiatan budaya yang meriah. Tidak jarang, menara ini digunakan sebagai latar belakang untuk berbagai acara besar, menjadikannya bagian tak terpisahkan dari momen bersejarah di Paris.

Dalam beberapa dekade terakhir, Menara Eiffel juga menghadapi tantangan, seperti dampak perubahan iklim dan polusi. Namun, upaya restorasi dan perawatan terus dilakukan untuk menjaga keindahan dan keandalan struktur ini. Selain itu, menara ini telah beradaptasi dengan teknologi modern, termasuk sistem penerangan yang lebih efisien dan penggunaan energi terbarukan untuk mengurangi jejak karbonnya.

Secara keseluruhan, Menara Eiffel adalah lebih dari sekadar struktur arsitektur; ia merupakan lambang keindahan, inovasi, dan semangat kota Paris. Dengan sejarah yang kaya, fungsi yang beragam, dan daya tarik yang tak lekang oleh waktu, Menara Eiffel tetap menjadi tujuan utama bagi pengunjung yang ingin merasakan keajaiban dan pesona ibu kota Prancis. Setiap kunjungan ke Menara Eiffel adalah kesempatan untuk merenungkan sejarah dan merayakan kekayaan budaya yang menjadikan Paris sebagai salah satu kota paling menarik di dunia.

[sonennou]

A pa oan-me yaouank, seitek pe triwec'h vlez, 'M boa choazet ur vestrez 'pasiñ tri-ugent vlez./ 'M boa choazet ur vestrez, dek vlez ha tri-ugent, M'oa-me denig yaouank, ne 'm boa ket c'hoazh ugent./ Deiz kentañ ma eured, mam boufam 'oa fatiket, Mam boufam a oa kozh 'lâre mont da gousket./ Pa oan aet daveti, ne rae 'met diroc'hal, M'oa-me denig yaouank, ne raen 'met trafikal./ An deiz àr-lerc'h vintin, me 'savas mintin mat, « Boñjour tud an ti-mañ, surtoud deoc'h-c'hwi ma zad./ » Boñjour tud an ti-mañ ha surtoud deoc'h-c'hwi ma zad, C'hwi 'c'h eus roet ur vaouez (1) din : ne dalv ket kalz a dra !/ » Neizhour (2) an noz kentañ ha geti em eus kousket, Ha kalz a blijadur geti ne 'm eus ket bet./ ‒ Chikit, chikit, ma mab, 'lârit ket ger erbet, Ar boufam a zo kozh, forzh pell ne bado ket./ » Ar boufam a zo kozh ha kent tri blez e varvo, Ha c'hwi 'vo heritour da c'hober he danvez./ ‒ Kerzhit get ho tanvez, mar n'd eus ket plijadur, Gwell e ve' genin-me ur plac'h yaouank ha fur./ » Gwell e vehe genin, kavout ur plac'h yaouank, 'Vit ur boufam achu get he fochad argant. »/ Tri pe pevar (3) miz goude, ar boufam a chomas klañv, Pa vehe volontez Doue e varv'he (4) ar blez-mañ./ Tri pe pevar miz goude, ar boufam aet ha marvet, Pedomp Doue eviti m'eh ay d'ar baradoez./ « Penaos 'rin-me bremañ evit kaout chagerin, Me 'gemer ur penn ognon a gornig ma jardrin./ » Me 'gemer ur penn ognon a gornig ma jardrin, 'frotas man daoulagad 'vit lâret he ouelin./ » Mam boufam a oa kozh ha hounnezh he doa argant, Ha g'ar re-se bremañ me 'gave enor yaouank. »

FR. LA VIEILLE BONNE FEMME. Lorsque j'étais jeune, à dix-sept ou dix huit ans, j'avais choisi une maîtresse de soixante ans passés. / J'avais choisi une maîtresse de soixante-dix ans, j'étais un jeune homme qui n'avait pas vingt ans. / Le premier jour de mes noces, ma bonne femme était fatiguée, ma bonne femme qui était vieille dit d'aller se coucher. / Lorsque j'allais vers elle ne faisait que ronfler ; j'étais jeune homme, je ne faisais que "traficoter". / Le lendemain matin, je me levai tôt ; « Bonjour à vous gens de cette maison, surtout à vous mon père ! / » Bonjour à vous gens de cette maison, surtout à vous mon père : vous m'avez donné une femme qui ne vaut pas grand chose ! / » La veille, la première nuit de mes noces, j'ai dormi avec elle et je n'ai pas eu beaucoup de plaisir. / - Taisez-vous donc, mon fils, ne dites rien ! La bonne femme est vieille, elle ne vivra pas longtemps. / » La bonne femme est vieille, elle mourra avant trois ans et vous serez héritier acquérant sa fortune. / - Allez avec vos biens si je n'ai pas de plaisir ! Je préfèrerais une jeune femme normale. / » Je préfèrerais trouver une jeune femme qu'une bonne femme finie avec tout son argent ! » / Trois ou quatre ans après, la bonne femme tomba malade. Si Dieu le veut, elle mourra cette année. / Trois ou quatre mois plus tard la bonne femme mourut. Prions Dieu qu'elle aille au Paradis. / « Comment ferais-je maintenant pour avoir du chagrin : je prendrai un oignon dans le coin de mon jardin. / » Je prendrai un oignon dans le coin de mon jardin et frotterai mes yeux pour faire semblant de pleurer. / » Ma bonne femme était vieille, elle avait de l'argent, et voici comment, maintenant jeune, je suis honoré. »

EN. THE OLDWIFE. When I was young, at seventeen or eighteen, I had chosen a mistress of over sixty years. / I had chosen a seventy year-old mistress, I was a young man who was not yet twenty. / On the first day of my wedding, my wife was tired, my wife who was old said to go to bed. / When I went to her, she did nothing but snore; I was a young man, I was only "fiddling". / The next morning, I got up early; "Good morning to you people of this house, especially to you, my father! / "Good morning to you people of this house, especially to you, my father: you have given me a wife who is not worth much! / "The day before, the first night of my wedding, I slept with her and I did not have much pleasure. / - Be quiet, my son, say nothing! The woman is old, she will not live long. / "The woman is old, she will die before three years and you will be heir acquiring her fortune. / - Go with your goods if I have no pleasure! I would prefer a normal young woman. / "I would rather find a young wife than a woman finished with all her money! / Three or four years later, the woman fell ill. God willing, she will die this year. / Three or four months later the good woman died. Let us pray to God that she goes to Heaven. / How shall I now be sad? I will take an onion from the corner of my garden. / I will take an onion from the corner of my garden and rub my eyes to pretend to cry. / My wife was old, she had money, and this is how, now young, I am honored.

(1) <yr vwes> ; (2) neizhour = neizheur ; (3) <pwar> ; (4) e varvahe = e varfe

[gnomey22]

Random Failtopia thoughts

(Some of these are new, some of these are not, most aren't canon)

"Pyrotechnic" is a perfectly viable ship name for Lanchi.

Orion struggled to differentiate between Slapo's autism and Shrimp's ADHD, hence the brick for a gift.

Bill being the Cat class initially is never explained, but we know he met Chat right before his first onscreen appearance, and they're obsessed with a man in the Cat class, so the dots connect for it to be Chat who convinced Bill to take up the class.

Chi's illiteracy in S1 probably means she didn't know how to spell anyone's name, especially Pirahnyawn's.

Not one person ever questions the massive circles, grey skin, and complete lack of eye contact that make up Bo's face, because Miitopia faces are usually that fucked-up.

The reason the Dark Lord needed a ghost specifically to assassinate Mar was because the Chef himself is a ghost (Dark Curse), and only a ghost can kill another ghost.

Bo and Rose being immediate family is impossible, but Rose being a descendant of Bo is not, under the assumption that despite not having children herself, Bo's bloodline didn't die with her.

The only three characters to have a canonical dynamic with Slapo are Orion, Mar, and Bo.

All we know about Chat's backstory is that they came from the Otherworld, and are obsessed with Failboat. The only big thing Failboat did in the Otherworld was the S1 final boss fight, which ended in a huge explosion. It's entirely possible that this explosion is what disrupted the Otherworld faces, to the point they formed Chat.

Erica likes to cut things short, but when she's around Bo, she keeps launching into long rambles about how great she is. These are the only times she feels like she can let her thoughts loose, since Bo did just that in the greenhouse by revealing her darkest secret.

On a similar note, Erica's past keeps being thrown back in her face, while Bo can never get her past back, no matter how hard she tries.

Due to Zone having both pink and black appearances, there may or may not be two Zones. That, or Friend's a good enough hat maker to alter Zone's colouring themselves. Considering her passion for his clothing, it's probably the latter.

Were it not for the S2 Greenhorne Arc, Hank would probably have a similar amount of screentime to Slapo.

Marion is a semi-canon ship, by the definition of one party canonically having romantic feelings toward the other, but whether Orion returns Mar's feelings is made comedically unclear.

Chi has inconsistent opinions on spicy food throughout the series, maybe because her fire obsession gets to the point that she has extremely high standards for what's spicy enough.

Rose holds her fan in the specific way she does to hide the mole on her face, something she's grown to hate because it sets her apart from the image of Rosalina.

"Deko" is not his real name, he was probably given Izuku Midoriya at birth, but his new name had to come from somewhere. That place may have been the lab where he was experimented on. The project name may have been along the lines of "DEK-0".

The lab experiment thing also makes it really funny that the only two people he really bonds with are the Scientists of the series.

Shrimp's in-universe fandom could very well be toxic. There are definitely people who are a little too interested in finding out where that 'mysterious' chip on her tooth came from.

Bill is the only character who consistently calls out Chat for their reckless behaviour. In other words, he's the one who moderates Chat.

If Kronkui didn't control who joined the team, TFFM would be down six members (Bob, Smuk, Deko, Rose, Yawn, Joker). TI, on the other hand, would only be down three members (Orion, Failboat, Chat).

Chi gets very protective when enemies are close to her allies in S1, and in parallel, Erica gets very protective when enemies are close to her allies in S2, especially if that ally is Chi.

Despite Failica being everything that they aren't, the first ship ever concocted in Failtopia was Smukle Bob.

[yajan1]

Misión (Los abismos de Sufokia): Cuando los astros nos sonrían

Para conocer la naturaleza del ritual del que ha hablado el adepto de lo indecible, debes obtener más información sobre el alineamiento de las estrellas. Siempre que no sean las del mar, el experto en el tema es el mago Llanes.

Requisito previo: La Poly mala

Habla con el mago Llanes en [13,25] .

Opción de diálogo: "Preguntarle sobre los astros propicios".

Consulta los archivos de Sufokia [20,25]

Haz clic en la pila de libros a la derecha del mapa (detrás de las barricadas).

Visita a la bruja de Pueblo Saltedorillos:

Pregunta a mami Ayuto en el pueblo de los Saltedorillos en [-19,-23]

Opción de diálogo: "Mencionar la tormenta del año 492".

Habla con Zeurg en el templo Osamodas:

Ve al templo Osamodas en [8,2].

Opción de diálogo con Zeurg: "Preguntarle sobre Bethel, el hechicero osamodas".

Busca la casa del hechicero osamodas:

Regresa a la biblioteca [20,25] y haz clic en la pila de libros en el suelo (al pie del estante más grande, en el centro de la pantalla).

Mira que coincidencia, la casa de Justine Smauss fue hace mucho la casa de Bethel Akarna. Ve a la casa en [21,22].

Explora la casa misteriosa:

Entra y haz clic en el balsón.

Luego, haz clic en la loseta grabada en el suelo.

Para desbloquearla, usa el objeto innombrable que obtuviste en una misión anterior.

Prepárate para el descenso:

Aún no puedes bajar sin protección contra el Mal de los Abismos.

Ve con Pink Tada en [23,24].

Opción de diálogo: "Preguntar sobre la estatuilla de Snedon".

Pink te dará un zócalo en forma de valva, y para crear la Estatuilla de Snedon necesitamos un fabricante de nivel 200.

Receta de la Estatuilla de Snedon:

1x Zócalo en forma de valva

50x pata de Mie-do

10x Piedra angular

10x Quisnoa (lo consigue campesino 200)

20x Espuma de mar (lo consigue minero 200)

20x Salikronia (lo consigue alquimista 200)

2x Ámbar gris (se compra con Pink Tada).

[!] OJO: Los Mie-do solo aparecen en 3 lugares: el Templo de Kutulú, la Fosa de Rylugluglú y el Abismo de Rylugluglú. Dado que no tenemos la Estatuilla de Snedon no podemos acceder al Abismo, por lo que habrá que dropear las patas en la Fosa o en el templo. También podemos comprarlas en mercadillo.

Con la estatuilla lista, regresa a [21,22].

Habla con el Coleccionista mie-do, que te atacará junto a un Pulprofundo Debilucho. Puedes luchar en grupo.

Después de ganar habla con los cerebros en frascos. Habla con el Cerebro Lúcido para obtener un bocal del Profesor Nomis.

Ve al Palacio de Sufokia [23,24] (sala real) e informale a la Reina Victoria lo que has descubierto.

Opción de diálogo: "Anunciar que descubriste el objetivo del ritual de los siervos de lo indecible: ¡liberar a Kutulú!".

Consulta a Deks y Nomis:

Habla con Deks para mostrarle el bocal. El profesor Nomis se comunica con él y Deks lográ hacerle un cuerpo robótico improvisado donde poner el bocal de forma segura

Luego, habla con Nomis para saber cómo detener el ritual y con esto habremos finalizado la misión

Se desbloquea el acceso a la siguiente misión: ¿Kutulú, encerrado qué harás tú?

[risen-kensei]

On Mars

Dek-3 the warlock: All I'm saying is Rasputin really isnt that formidable.

Lira the Hunter: I'm not sure that's a good idea to say aloud

Dek-3: *spreads arms in a taunting manner* Oh! What is he going to do? Get thrashed by a giant shank.

*sound of something falling in the distance*

Lira: Uuuum *starts backing away*

Dek-3: Seriously I am almost assuredly positive S.A.B.E.R.-2 was made from literal refuse. Hell I bet I could hack Rasputin in an hour tops. And he wouldn't be able to do a thing to sto-

*warsat slams to the ground on top of Dek-3 with a massive explosion*

Lira: *behind a boulder* .......

Lira: Told ya.