#dek-mar

[gnomey22]

Failtopia Full Name Headcanons

Canon Kind Of Canon Made The Fuck Up Secret Additional Option

Daniel Failboat Robert "Simple Bob" Thompson Smuk Nightwerke Erica Claire / Erica Terra DEK-0, formerly Izuku Midoriya Chin "Chi" Kid Lanc Caurde Rose Alina Pirahnyawn Ren "Joker" Amamiya Mar Marr Orion Oopsie Friend Shrimp Gill Bo Chat Failboat William "Big Bill" Gargan

Explanations below the cut:

I've heard that Daniel Failboat is what C!Fail's canon name is, but it's never mentioned in Failtopia specifically, and he's never once called Daniel, but I'll roll with it

Bob should have a basic-ass surname, I think Thompson fits

Nightwerke is a combination of "Dreamworks", because Shrek, and "nightmare", because dreams, and misspelled to match with Smuk

Erica Claire is the name she has in FHBM, but before that, I came up with Erica Terra, for a similar thematic reason. Claire is based off "Erica Clerica", and Terra is based off "Erica Terrorca"

DEK-0 is a headcanon I've mentioned before, that he got his new name from his experiment label. As for the Midoriya thing, that would logically have to have been his name, though it's never stated

Her full name is Chin Kid, and she goes by Chi, that much is entirely canon, though it isn't clear if "Kid" is a surname, or an extension of her first name

Caurde is based off of Kaard, a Deltarune surname (though unrelated to Lancer). Both are intentional misspellings of "card." I did not come up with this one

Rose Alina sounds like Rosalina. That's why everyone makes the mistake. I also did not come up with this one

Petunyawn having the "yawn" naming convention implies that the Yawn family doesn't have an actual surname, it's just an extension of their first

Same as with Deko but even moreso, this is just what would logically be the case in the lore

It's like Mario Mario, is the joke. I didn't come up with the idea, but I did add the second r myself

Literally just canon, I have nothing to add

I mean, that is what we know of their name in canon. We don't know if she has a surname, my headcanon is that he doesn't

Again, literally in the text of the series

Same as with Friend, but I do like to headcanon that she eventually takes Erica's surname, whatever it is

If we roll with the idea that Failboat is C!Fail's surname, and that he adopts Chat, this is what would happen. But neither of those are fully canon, as far as I'm aware, and this obviously isn't either

Gargan is based off the word "gargantuan". Because he's big

For most the characters I headcanon as trans, I guess they should technically have deadnames, but I'm not too fond of coming up with them, so I just won't

[vazgectimwagnerden]

"godzilla minus one"ı izledim. sanırım baştan sonra izlediğim ilk godzilla filmi. telefonda e. -bu da nereden çıktı? dediğinde şöyle dedim -sıcak yüzünden hiçbir şeye odaklanamayacak haldeydim ve hafif bir şeyler izlemek istiyordum.

(hafiflik mi. olaylar böyle gelişmedi.)

ilkin şu muhteşem müzik:

1954 tarihli ilk godzilla filminde canavarın sahneye çıkışını muştulayan bu müzik akira ifukube tarafından bestelenmiş. yıllar boyu sanırım tüm godzilla filmlerinde tema tekrar etmiş. bir leitmotif. youtube'da video altındaki japonca yazıları çevirdiğimde hep şöyle şeylerle karşılaşıyorum 68 yaşındayım.. 72 yaşındayım.. bu müziği her duyduğumda gözlerim yaşarıyor, tüylerim diken diken oluyor.

müzik diyorum, gerçekten çok güzel. 'slav marşı' gibi. ya da alien covenant'ta david'in kapıyı açıp, geminin bilgisayarına benim için-richard wagner, das rheingold- "tanrıların valhalla'ya girişi" bölümünü çal demesi gibi bir an.

godzilla, şu kuyruğuyla şehirleri yıkan, ağzından ateş çıkaran canavar değil mi- diye soruyor e. godzilla filmleriyle duygulanıyor muymuş japonlar?

evet diyorum, bir dinozor, ya da bir sürüngen, ya da ikisinin karışımı. duygulanıyorlar, çünkü onlar için bu sadece bir canavar değil, kimlikleriyle ilgili bir şey.

70 yaşına gelmiş japonların neden godzilla yüzünden duygulandıklarını bulmak, bu tam sana göre bir iş diyor e-

evet diyorum, bu prehistorik sürüngen, ya da dinozor, sanırım bir nükleer patlama sonrası uyanıyor-

radyasyona maruz kalıp mutasyona uğrayan toprak altında kalmış bir dinozordan mı bahsediyoruz? sesinden anlıyorum, ilgisini kaybediyor-

evet.. belki.. ama.. diyorum, bak, tarih 1954! ikinci dünya savaşı biteli çok olmamış.

şimdi yeniden beni dinliyor. ah-ha! diyor, 1954. daha henüz... evet diyorum, bu nükleer patlama- hiroshima. ve nagasaki.

üstelik diyorum, bak godzilla'nın derisi nasıl da yanmış bir görünümde. ağzından o ışıltılı nükleer alevi çıkardıktan sonra tüm vücudu tütüyor. çünkü 1954'te godzilla'nın kostümünün tasarlayanların zihinlerinde henüz çok taze görüntüler var: hiroshima'dan sağ kalan, ama derileri tümüyle yanmış insanlar.

anlamıyorum diyor e. japonlar için godzilla hem onları yok eden şey. hem de kendileri mi?

bilmiyorum diyorum... ama japonlar için godzilla bir canavar değil. bir yarı-tanrı. ölümlü değil, öldürülemiyor-

tank, top ve tüfekle öldürülemiyor. öldüremezler diyor e. godzilla'yı öldüremezler, ayrıca, sanırım, öldürülmesini de istemiyorum.

evet, diyorum, çünkü kendisi bir nükleer patlamayla doğdu. ve doğumundan daha aşağı bir silahla ölmesi mümkün değil.

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tüm bu konuştuklarımızdan sonra, artık godzilla bizim için komik ve sadece şehirleri yıkmak için kuyruğunu savuran bir canavar değil. tamam. ama şunu sormadan edemiyoruz: tokyo'yla derdi ne? neden bu şehri yakıp yıkmak istiyor.

elinde orantısız bir güç bulunduran, ve bunu sivilleri öldürmek için kullanan tarihsel figürleri konumuz dışında bırakalım- diyorum

godzilla filmlerinin yapımcılarından birisi şöyle açıklıyor:

godzilla, yok etmenin ve yıkımın tanrısı. bir tanrıyı insani değerlerle, insana özgü ahlaki yükümlülüklerle yargılayamazsınız.

tıpkı mars gibi? diyor e. evet diyorum.. mars gibi. ya da diğerleri.. bay poseidon'a fırtınaları sebepsiz yere çıkardığı için kızamayız.

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(yıllar önce okuduğum bir ray bradbury kitabını hatırladım. deliler mezarlığı. çocukken izlediği filmlerde gördüğü canavarlarla büyülenmiş bir karakter vardı kitapta. ray bradbury'nin kendisiydi elbette bu karakter. bir karnavalda ellerinden elektrik ve saçlarından dumanlar çıkaran bir adam, küçük ray'in burnuna dokunuyor ve şöyle diyordu: -sonsuza dek yaşa.

küçük ray de şöyle düşünüyordu: bu çok iyi bir fikir.)

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godzilla sanırım hiçbir filmin sonunda ölmüyor. sonsuza dek yaşamaya mahkum bir canavar- diyor e.

canavarlarımızla, yok edicilerimizle, ve çocukluğumuzla bu aşk-yıkım ilişkimiz.. hey. bir sonraki filmi sinemada izleyelim mi?

emin değilim diyor e. o gün geldiğinde konuşalım.

(sanırım godzilla'nın öldürülmesinden korkuyor.)

[hai-cahaya]

Tadi pagi ibu nyuruh pergi ke salah satu rumah kerabat yang letaknya di desa yang asri banget. Aku motoran bareng adek. Kami benar-benar ga tau dimana letak rumahnya, cuma bermodalkan nama dari ibu saja kami mencoba bertanya pada penduduk setempat. Akhirnya setelah bertanya ke beberapa orang, mengantarkan kami pada sebuah sekolah SD yang siswa-siswanya sedang beristirahat di luar halaman sekolah. Karena lingkungan pedesaan, sepertinya tiap lahan adalah halaman mereka. Mereka menyambut aku dan adekku dengan ramai wkwk.

Aku mencoba bertanya pada perkumpulan anak laki-laki di sana, "Dek, mau tanya. rumah Bu Mar sebelah mana ya?" mereka langsung antusias. Ada salah satu anak nyletuk, "Bu Mar itu nenek saya". Lainnya menimpali, "Iya, ini cucunya mbak". "Hoo, sebelah mana rumahnya?" "ayo saya antar mbak" jawabnya sambil berjalan menuju rumah yang akan dituju. Seorang anak laki-laki yang sepertinya berumur 9-10 tahunan mengantar kami dengan seragam merah putih tanpa alas kaki. Padahal jalanan di sana bebatuan. Alih-alih merasa prihatin karena takut kakinya terkena bebatuan sana, aku malah melihat adanya kebebasan di diri anak tersebut. pun, anak-anak lain yang sekolah di sana. Sekolah berlatar belakang pepohonan hijau yang mengelilingi desa tersebut. Salah satu privilej anak-anak ini adalah udara segar dan kebebasan bermain, gumamku dalam hati yang akhirnya juga ku utarakan pada adikku.

Rasanya kapan-kapan pengen ke desa ini lagi. Hanya sekedar berkeliling. Menikmati dusun-dusunnya yang bersahaja, sungai-sungainya, juga melihat lebih dekat sekolah tempat anak-anak ramah tadi menyapaku dan adekku. ya, semoga suatu saat nanti bisa.

Senin, 22 April 2024

[feuqueerfire]

Moonlight Chicken Live Blogging

 GMMTV Youtube

Another GMMTV 2022 BL that's finally been released! I do like it when Disney+Hotstar releases the shows 2 eps a week because I get to binge the shows sooner (as long as they still put it up on Youtube...)

I avoided spoilers mostly except after watching My School President and kind of getting into GeminiFourth, I also got spoiler for almost their whole storyline last week haha Also, apparently it's not a cheating story as expected but rather Alan and ? Wen? are exes.

NLMG was up wonky in its last few episodes, so here's hoping another of my most anticipated shows from the 2022 lineup doesn't let me down.

Ep 1: Only You in the Full Moon Night (Mar 1)

1-1

ah they're talking about the effects of Covid on the economy - I think I remember somebody talking about the gentrification that happens or something?

Ah, I don't know if this is one take but I loveee the handheld (?) camera following around Jim as he travels from Leng to Li Ming to Gaipa, etc. It gives the impression of there's always something to do, something's always happening

lmfao jinxing Praew still having her period cuz I think she's gonna get pregnant, right?

oh this was filmed September 10 2022

(Linguistics) Jim is using -ha ending particles with the grandma

drunk driving with no seatbelts lmfao

ah the 2 of them just praying and wandering around the streets

plssss I've seen the clip of Wen walking into Li Ming's room before but I didn't realize it was like this, I'm crying

"It won't be complicated, right?" lmfao

there was a kiss on the back in NLMG as well

this is a lot for me tbh I keep wanting to skip but ah I won't, I'm nervous about missing things. I'm just watching it not on fullscreen

Very good start but do I finish up this episode before sleeping or do I do a LeetCode like I've been meaning to all day instead?

1-2

Okay, I did my leetcode (very badly rip) so I get to reward myself with part 2

gbye Wen playing with Jim's cat after their one night stand killing me so bad

ohhh this is the cat food PPL people were talking about lmfaooo

lol pls Gaipa's mom covering for him about the Sour Soup even though Leng was right when he said it wasn't his mom who gave it but Gaipa himself

please my poor Gaipa giving the mooncakes to Jim out of his crush on him but Jim just thinking about sharing one with Wen last night

ah Khaotung my most beloved boy, I missed seeing him on my screen

Wen's back at his own apartment and I know it's exes living together instead of cheating storyline apparently but :< I wish it was cheating. who would've thought I'd want that but Love Mechanics did a number on me I suppose

two chargers

1-3

I should go to sleep but part 2's preview showed Heart and Li Ming so... here I am instead

both of them keep thinking of that night

Li Ming is so boyish and trickster-y when he manages to get the keys to the motorbike and ride despite his license

lol Li Ming really left poor Heart with the broken glass

ah, I know so much about Heart and Li Ming already :< like Heart became deaf a few years ago and his parents don't let him go anywhere and haven't learned how to communicate with him

pls "We both took turns" "Hehe, that's my slutty boy"

(Linguistics) I've noticed Thai people sometimes say "chill chill" in English instead of just chill and now this guy used "pure pure" to describe pure sex. I wonder if this type of repetition is common in Thai as well and I just don't know it because I don't know Thai or if it's specifically with English words. Actually, I think plural is just repetition of the word at least sometimes? dek = child, dek dek = children, so it's not just English loanwords

Wen's avoiding his apartment?

1-4

who's Mrs. Jinata? oh is that Heart's mom

rip not only are Li Ming and Jim poorer than the officer, the officer is also obviously a cop. So they could ruin them

ah Li Ming's gonna work for Heart's family to pay it off 7k baht

How come Heart let Li Ming take the fall? I wonder if his parents are just not listening to him saying what he's trying to communicate or if Heart's a jerk and is letting Li Ming take the brunt of it all

Wen taking lessons about one night stands from his P'Gong and yet still showing up to Jim's to drink a beer lmao instead he even wants to waitstaff at the restaurant like bro what about your real job. then again what even is his job? he was at his apartment and the gym and he seems to spend money much more casually than Jim but what does he do to earn that money?

Very good, delightful episode with good acting, writing (in terms of characters and sensibility of events), and directing/cinematography. I'm really looking forward to the rest of the episodes.

Oh yeah another big spoiler that I didn't wanna put up there was that I've been saying ppl post behind photos of MLC and saying Gaipa's mother is gonna die. It's ep 6 been released and she hasn't died yet I don't think from the way the tweets are worded, so I'v been spoiled about something that hasn't even happened yet lmfao

Ep 2: The Temporary Chicken Rice (Mar 1)

2-1

not Leng's premonition dream about their daughter

Li Ming is soooo teenage boy here my god I wanna be him so bad

like he's rude to his uncle and doesn't let Heart get away with sitting around and it helps that Fourth was 17 when filming but it really is so 17 year old behaviour

lol Wen's not gonna let up

2-2

please Gaipa starting shit in Leng and Praew's relationship just for the hell of it

why does Gaipa handle the chicken and everything else with the same gloves T.T

Wen vs Gaipa over Jim's affections lmfao this awkwardness...

I wish I knew Wen and Gaipa's ages like how old are they supposed to be

Li Ming giving me the most random gender envy like I think I could be fixed if I was a 17-year-old boy who was playing soccer while shirtless with some other boys

so does Li Ming know he likes boys/is starting to realize he likes boys/knows he doesn't like girls? like was his disinterest in the girl because of his lack of attraction to her or is it because of his worries covered up by apathy about the future?

What's Li Ming watching on his phone?

okay just kidding I don't envy his grades nor his lack of direction for the future and his money troubles

also quick insert from after watching the ep: he got a 2/10 on his English but he wants to travel abroad for work to like America or Australia

A tiny truce between Li Ming and Heart

haiaiai Praew's now pregnant and her parents will want her and Leng to get married but he doesn't have the money for it rip the stress making them fight is the worst because they were so cute so far this ep

2-3

I don't fully get what's happening with the Car Insurance letter thing

oh instead of paying that bill he bought gold jewelry for Praew?

lol ofc he'd run into Wen

So I guess Wen makes enough to have some income to spend on some things but not like he's freely spending

ah Wen saying "I have so much time for you"

Li Ming's hopes of going on America or Australia bringing back immigration time memories even though I don't remember much. I know lots of international students who come to study here but you gotta be loaded for that; Li Ming as a young boy who doesn't know the language coming here would be so difficult it's actually making me already anxious. I want him to break out of the small town/restaurant if that's what he wants but coming to work in North America with little education, skills, and command of the language is its own version of hell

but maybe at least knowing Wen's relatives would help him

Note upon rewatch: lol I think someone on Discord mentioned it so I rewatched this part where I initially thought Heart looked around, didn't see Li Ming, then went on his phone but instead Heart saw Li Ming and immediately went on the phone to cover up the fact that he was looking for him and ignored him until he was touched lol silly boy

Heart wanting to watch a Thai movie that doesn't have Thai subs but ironically MLC also doesn't seem to have Thai subs

the pimples and bumps on Gemini's face I love you. reminds me slightly of watching Not Me and getting to see their faces not just blurry

ah Heart said thank you for being my ears

oof Heart's mom forbidding him from going out is so

ahh yeah Jim did indeed get it for Leng to give the necklace as Praew's dowry

pls not Leng saying "one during the day, another at night" about Jim with Gaipa and Wen

2-4

not a fucking mistake when reversing a car that sends ppl falling - my worst nightmare

fuckkk not Jim needing the car insurance after he bought the necklace instead of paying the insurance bill

are the couple faking it? did they purposely go behind the car and pretend to fall and make a big deal and just leave with the money?

bro Wen's saying yeah I just gave them 3k baht and it's okay, you don't need to pay me back? be so serious

so how much money does Wen actually have?

Jim tryna get a home and a kiss from Jim but Jim not wiling to provide either

This show shows something about the small pleasures of the poor/those struggling with money. Leng's cigarettes that cost 4 baht for 1 and Jim drinking 1 beer a day. People who aren't in that situation say to save that money as if that little will solve their problems; instead, the small pleasures and vices help people to get through the day

Ep 3: The Dream of Eternal Moon (Mar 1)

3-1

ah yeah Mix is working on the Marina food court ting that Jim and Gaipa were previously discussing

Are those Wen's photos with Jim's cat? or a diff one?

ahh they're negotiating the demolition of the place where Jim's restaurant is

ah fuck the team Wen's in spoke to Gaipa's mom because she's the owner of the chicken restaurant and got her to speak to other owners or whatever about something for them (selling their businesses, I think?) and got the contact for the person who owns the property where Moonlight Chicken is. However, they didn't tell her they're gonna demolish it so she doesn't know and is complaining that these people keep demolishing things and should instead be preserving ahhh.

Also, Gaipa and Wen's staring at each other in during that conversation because only the two of them know both the facts that 1) Wen works at Moonlight Chicken and 2) The demolition stuff will be happening

Giddy little Heart at Li Ming learning sign language and trying to speak with me. My poor boy who has been so isolated and neglected for the past few years T.T

oof Jim thinks Wen's worried because of monthly bills and payments

oh Papang's character used to be Jim's boyfriend

Papang yelling out loud about their love is making me nervous

oh smiley, happy Jim

lmfao so dumb to just have the person you're cheating with's phone call background be a cutesy photo of you and them + have your camera roll be filled with them wtf

so is the homophobic sister the same as Li Ming's mother?

rip Wen just learns more than Jim can even say he loves his diner and his history with it; the whole time, his company's planning on demolishing it

3-2

no like Li Ming so true because when you're rich or have status, you get endless free things or it's easier to get to borrow things whereas poor people or those who really need said free help/loan have to fight tooth and nail to get a portion

Wen has Jim as Chicken Stranger on his contacts

bro people pointed it out on Reddit and Discord that Earth sighs too much and now I'm noticing it too. Even Wen sometimes sighs too much

Finally some angst and conflict between Jim and Wen

3-3

pls Gaipa's "Na?" with the smile reminded me so much of Ayan

ah more of Jim and Li Ming's conflict

I fully get Jim's concern because what the hell do you mean you're gonna somehow acquire money to go to the US and somehow manage to get work there and then have no plans after that? While having no money, grades, connections, English? But I also get 17-year-old Li Ming who is desperate to get out of this fucking place

omg Li Ming is so fucking teenager. Doesn't tell anything to Uncle Jim because "he's so annoying, all our conversations end in a fight"

Leng and Praew are so cute to me

ah my beautiful Li Ming sitting and gazing out to water

2-4

the fucking chin tickle thing will actually kill me one of these days. Li Ming to Heart, Gun to Tinn, Fourth to Gemini

not Wen inviting Jim to a dinner with his father my goodness

underage drinking ah it's typical but it makes me nervous that it's happening at Heart's home + Li Ming originally got in trouble because of the alcohol

it's so typical teenager, to drink from their parents' alcohol and water it down to make it seem like it hasn't been drunk from. or maybe it's not really typical teenager behavior and is just based on the YA novels I've read but hasn't appeared much in BLs

Heart doesn't even know it's Loy Krathong today

ah happy babies

insane to call Jim as Loong in front of your father

"A hard life over there is better than living here" hmm I guess? maybe? Well actually idk but Li Ming's in a bad position even in Thailand, so I guess only way it can go is up. Just that he'll be lacking a lot of the things he has in Thailand including familiarity, family and support, language

why does Wen keep saying he lives paycheck to paycheck when it's not true?

Well at least Jim calls him out on it

Next year Loy Krathong pinky promise please I'll cry if Li Ming and Heart aren't together for that next year

my beautiful dancing boys T.T

ah Gaipa with his mom

"I can't wait to see who your lover will be" man all the ep 7 clips I've seen have been the characters in black, presumably at Gaipa's mom's funeral fml man and all the talks about how long they'll do this together

Heart and Li Ming sleep over T.T

ah flustered Heart turning away and going to sleep is so reminiscent of when Gun did a similar thing after the eye contact with Tinn scene

the whole entire scene with Wen at home, grabbing a beer that has significance to him and Jim, looking at random things on his phone while smiling - probably something to do with Jim - and then going to the bedroom with Alan sleeping is so aklsdfj I wonder what it would be like to watch this show with little to no knowledge. Not only did I know about Alan, I knew he'd appear at the end of the episode while in bed because 1) people said he was there for 2 seconds and 2) in people's archives, I saw gifs of this scene even though I was trying to avoid these

Ep 4: The Midnight of Lifetime (Mar 2)

4-1

ah my beloved cute heartliming and once again heart pretending he’s not looking at li ming ahhh so cute pretending to sleep

i too love li ming’s eyes so i get heart

the fucking legs what if i died

naurrr Alan’s arm over Wen and Wen just continues to look at him with such contempt. even that 0.2 second glance in the last episode was similar

this Wen and Alan convo so tense my god and yeah they’re still living together but not actually together

First is so freaking beautiful with those glasses and glossy lips

pls not the underage smoking as well tho Li Ming didn’t look experienced

ah fuck ofc everything is so tense between them and Li Ming walks in the moment Jim looks in his drawer

fucking fuck this scene between Li Ming and Uncle Jim killed me so bad

my lovely silly boys heart li ming

also now Heart tickling under Li Ming’s chin is soooo cute

pls Heart being dazed at shirtless wet Li Ming so funny

pls Li Ming is sooo rough teenage boy with the colour complain

2-2

Wen planning a surprise birthday goddamn

beautiful Li Ming with the sweetest face like truly congrats to Fourth for having the face he does

ah so indeed Wen is almost 30

keep calm and eat chicken

Wen really is endlessly persistant and forward lol

ah Wen approaching for a kiss and all Jim can think about is sex with Ben or whatever Papang’s character’s name is rip

beautiful Wen

this fucking cat product PPL pls

I can’t think of Alan objectively as a character like I’m just delighted to see First

ah what did Alan do without asking Wen that broke them?

also Alan really going to Gong to ask about Wen’s relationship status lol

4-3

ahh Alan in banking sees the man from Wen’s IG story. He’s interacting with Jim already knowing about him negatively and as a rival while Jim’s clueless

sucks that Jim can’t get a loan rip

please Gaipa and his mom are so delightful

mom supportive of gay love for a liiiiittle bit of aroacephobia lol i’m gonna choose to ignore it bc maybe she didn’t mean it that way

i fucking love Gaipa and his mom I’m gonna be so mad sad when she dies

the show is going by so fast, it was September in ep 1 and then Halloween time October in ep 2, Loy Khratong was in November in 2022 for ep 3, not almost Christmas for ep 4

Heart’s parents really speak 1 sentence to him a day and like they’re so uninterested in his life that he just has Li Ming in hiding and they suspect nothing

Heart Li Ming so cuteeee what if I died

I have a class and then a project meeting so I can’t watch part 4 for like 2 hours what if i was a villain

4-4

I ate while watching this so I didn't write anything but it's just

(Fave) all the way through

I loved the way we got to see Li Ming take Heart to the mass for deaf people, got a little info sharing PSA about life and treatment of deaf people, and then that old man's answer was the throughline for the other storylines like Alan Wen Jim, Gaipa and his mom, Leng and Praew, and ofc Heart Li Ming themselves

Also, so far, my love for First kept overtaking any other feelings I could have about the character in the first 3 parts because I kept seeing him but in this part, Alan has started to take a stronger form. At that store, that was little bitchy Alan

Also, the pawn shop form... Leng sold the gold necklace lol I knew that was a possibility as soon as Jim told him not to sell it. I wonder what he's gonna do with the money? Spending it on baby related stuff is one thing, I just hope he didn't put it in the lotto stuff

Also, I get why they didn't translate Heart's signing in the first 2 episodes to make us go through the same things as Li Ming but now that Li Ming understand Heart, we should be getting translations. It's like [speaking a foreign language] when the main character is also not supposed to understand is fine but saying that isn't fine when everybody in the conversation is supposed to understand the language. By ep 4, Li Ming understands and communicates with Heart and what Heart says back should be understood by the audience.

Ep 5: Wrong You In The Right Time (Mar 3)

5-1

(Fave) ahh cute 1st year anniversary Wen and Alan

they gaveth me FirstMix and then they taketh it away T.T

so they were together for 5 years but by Feb 2022, they were broken up and living together as 'friends' and Wen's reasoning was just falling out of love

oh fuckkkkkkk AlanWen slept together after breaking up bc Alan kept initiating and Wen says he felt bad for Alan, that's why they slept together rip fr

ahhh not Alan being like come here, I'll dress your wound. girl you caused it?

This confusingly civil conversation at the table like idek, Wen does even know, Alan doesn't even know

I guess Wen's keeping it civil till he can actually move out

bro Gaipa, don't give your mother's land as collateral to Jim to get a loan to buy out the restaurant T.T mans doesn't love you

messy as Li Ming, first shouting out Gaipa and now Wen to come to the same table with him and Jim

I think this part gave me like 7000 emotional damage

5-2

plss Li Ming asking Jim about Wen and saying he seems like an okay guy

last part was just so much emotional damage but now Heart and Li Ming are so cute and adorable >.<

Engineering or Com Sci <- lmfao Heart is my friend group except for the one person who is doing bio

agh Heart's mother not letting him go to school anymore

they're sooo cute in their big costumes T.T also Heart-Gemini reminds me of Barcode here, so cute

cute beloved Heart having fun with his drink

lmfao Li Ming is such trouble, mentioning to Wen that now Gaipa works at the restaurant

Wen being like wow these bitches gay

Li Ming so funny getting involved in Wen's gay business and then involving Wen in his own gay business

Alan and Jim at the bank goddamn Alan was tryna kill Jim with his stare and also is he suspicious that the title deed is actually fake or something?

"I wasn't aware I was taking it" "That's alright. Now that you're aware, just return what you took from me" sure is some dialogue my god

5-3

I need to seek help, Alan's being a dick but he had a little pout at 1:40 and I've died my beloved beautiful First ah

lol Wen seeing Jim ignore his call

lol "We broke up but live together. no biggie" about Alan who came to cause a scene at the restaurant is certainly a choice

no I get Jim fr though like I am not gonna be involved in this mess, thank you and goodbye

I thought Wen lived with Alan out of some sort of necessity but it really doesn't even seem to be the case. He's just unable to really let go and just leave for real?

not this beef and chicken convo. with them both having teary eyes

oof Wen losing his feelings probably had at least something to do with him eating beef despite him not liking it because Alan does (ie. making accommodations for Alan to his own detriment?)

damn Wen even saying he was also hoping they could work it out

P'Aof sighting

bro Wen even had some promise ring or something still? they really had such a murky relationship

ah they've finally really truly broken up i guess. also Alan really now knows that even if there was no Jim, Wen wouldn't love him again

also did Alan really not do anything? idk what was being hinted at last episode

5-4

Leng calling Li Ming nong rak

oh yeah Leng sold the gold chain, right?

not the gay couple in the gay chicken restaurant

H <3 and Ming :)

I'm so nervous bc they're gonna get into a motorcycle crash soon ah

bro I feel like you'd need special training to teach a deaf person how to ride a motorcycle bro tf and Li Ming doesn't have a license either

girl, not the crash and Shit! from Li Ming

Heart injured his hand ahh

I don't wanna watch this conversation with Heart's parents, Jim all present

okay good I thought they'd just get mad at Li Ming but I'm glad Heart's also getting to say his piece

(Fave) The conversation between Heart and his mother facilitated by Li Ming... his mom literally having to hear all of Heart's frustrations and thoughts through this kid they've known for a few months because she hasn't learned to communicate with him for 3 years

I didn't realize originally that Heart seemed hopeful for one second when his mother started doing hand gestures but then rolled his eyes when he realized it was her signing

sad Heart T.T

Li Ming so teenager once again like he was correct to me in the sneaking Heart out but letting him drive the motorcycle was too much and the way he was like you don't have to help me, I'll take responsibility because I'm grown to Jim is so teenager but also I get it because while Jim tries to support Li Ming in his own way, he’s constantly opposing all of Li Ming’s choices and decisions and hopes

This episode was just so much emotional damage and also really realizing just how much every other relationship is more interesting than Wen and Jim. Whether it be our side couples, Li Ming with Jim or Wen, Alan and Wen, Alan and Jim, Gaipa and his mom, Heart and his parents. Gaipa and Jim are meh as well because it's just awkward how much Jim doesn't reciprocate while Gaipa's trying so hard but it's meant to be that way.

Also I wish I knew how long Li Ming has lived with his uncle. Jim’s missteps are more understandable if it’s been like just a year and he wasn’t prepared to parent/be the guardian of a teenager rather than if it’s been like 5-6 years.

Ep 6: The Walk to Forgive and Forget (Mar 4)

6-1

she really knows nothing about her son my goodness

kinda parallels about Li Ming telling Heart's mom that actually Heart's quite communicative because Li Ming tells Jim nothing but is communicative with Wen

oof, yeah I read a comment (on discord?) that Jim's ex died

6-2

oof Alan's immature to not be able to just process Jim's loan but at least he told Jim to go elsewhere rather than sabotage it - and he was right when he was like why is Jim coming to my bank instead of any other?

ah fuck Gaipa confession, I don't wanna watch this

not Gaipa's teary eyes ah and drinking water and avoiding eye contact T.T

bro not Gaipa literally wiping off his tears and everything and Jim also returning the title deed when tf will this scene be done I can't, like I'm watching it via my peripherals

"Come on, we already talked about this" Wen is so funny because he finally left Alan where he consistently had to be like no romantic relationship to go to Jim's who keeps telling him I don't want a romantic relationship

damn Jim fr the other man

"We just fell in love with a selfish man" ah. I do find it somewhat refreshing when characters talk frankly about a dead person rather than put them on a pedestal because they're dead

6-4

Heart and Li Mingggg

ah pls Li Ming is so excited at Heart's voice like my guy what do you mean how can he speak T.T He used to speak as his main form of communication till 3 years ago

I've been looking forward to "You're poor and now you're gay too" since starting the show and finally Jim has seen them kiss

pls Heart Li Ming sooo cute

not Alan wearing both the rings

oh mans was drunk driving

Ep 7: My Heart Represents the Moon (Mar 5)

7-1

ah fuck Wen as Alan's caregiver is so... does Alan not have family nearby?

ah so he wasn't drunk driving, he was sitting at the back of someone's motorcycle while drunk

okayyy so Alan's sister is here, nice

Alan and Wen are decent and nice but working on extracting each other from themselves

naurrr sad Gaipa

adfsjlkasfj Gaipa's tears around Jim T.T

pls Gaipa's already so sad but at least his mom's there - soon she's gonna die T.T

ah Li Ming and his mom's conversation here and their different demeanours compared to MSP despite being the same people is so good

wait does Jim know his sister's in the house? no, right?

ah this discussion between Jim and Li Ming... interestingly, he didn't yell at Jim at all. was just so apathetic to Jim's scolding like bro who cares

I once again wonder how long Jim's had Li Ming. he's so unable to have a decent conversation with him or navigate any topic

7-2

no like Jim is cruel to Li Ming but that stems from the fact that he can foresee these conversations by society and his sister. He defends Li Ming to his sister saying he did nothing wrong but he acts that way with Li Ming because his life just got harder

okay she said Jim raised Li Ming. that's too long for Jim to not have figured out some sort of way to navigate conversations with him

ah his sister is kinda bribing Jim to convince Li Ming to go with her by giving him the title deed

ah so they do touch on abortion just a bit but since Praew's parents said they'll support the child, it's okay

so will we also talk about the pawn shop certificate or no

None of Wen's friends are gay? Gong's straight? oh wait he has a gf that we literally saw, I forgot but still idk why I was fully convinced he liked men as well

so indeed Jim spells out that he can accept Li Ming but is just worried about him because of the state of gay acceptance

another marriage equality PSA and also a mention of the dinosaurs dying - like in MSP ep 12 also

lol the convo about Wen chasing Jim for the longest and being like I might disappear one day you know like you know if this a longer series, it probably would be that way

7-3

why are all the interactions in this show so fun like I love Gaipa and Leng so much, just teasing each other non stop and causing problems

Gaipaaaaa T.T Gaipa's mom T.T

omg she was only 49 years old? that's too young

lmfao not the Gaipa and Alan meeting pls like I've been conflicted about the possibility ever since The Eclipse aired and KhaoFirst became popular and became aware that this happened when the last 2 eps came out but I just... how do I feel about it? like if this weren't KhaoFirst but just the characters themselves

okayyyy Heart's mom is speaking to him using sign as well

Heart Li Ming my loves actually like I love them so bad

Jim's not vocal approval but he's laid up on Li Ming as well

bro Beam's family also such dickheads. Beam had all the bank accounts and stuff in his name and so his family took it all

this Alan and Jim convo is so exhausting and I'm not even a part of it

7-4

ah so Li Ming's been with Jim for 5-6 years

ahhh shy Li Ming after saying that he loves Lung Jim T.T

lmfao Li Ming being offering beer by Jim

Jim and Li Ming lovely convo that didn't devolve into fighting, so true

being told "he knows how to jack off" by my uncle in front of my mother would actually send me into an early grave like i'd just pass away

anyway, I hope they support Li Ming's decisions in the future

happy Li Ming having happy dinner with his mom and Jim >.<

(Fave) damn the singing as Gaipa's crying is actually killing me wtf I teared up for the first time while watching this show

Also the dynamics of the funeral arewild because it's consistently Gaipa-Jim and Alan-Wen paired up with even some occasional crossover like Jim and Alan

Wen returning the apartment keys to Alan ah

damn this ep is end of so many chapters, including the Moonlight Chicken lease being up

Ep 8: The Self-Made House and Home (Mar 5/6)

I'm gonna need to take a break from shows for a few days after this show because why am I starting this ep instead of doing my assignment due tomorrow, doing my interview prep for tomorrow, getting some sleep since it's 12AM?

8-1

Yeah, both Jim and mom are worried about Li Ming but let's support him even if the world doesn't

I watched the title credits finally and yeah after listening to the song a few tmes in the show, it's a good one. I should add it to Spotify later

Li Ming and mom touching times aw

goodbye to Moonlight Chicken restaurant

8-2

Alan being okay with leaving behind the photos of their anniversary behind to show that he's finally moving on actually

so Heart's also going to America for university for deaf people - I did get spoiled that they're both going to the states but wasn't sure why Heart's gonig

ah parallels of Li Ming and Heart at the temple to back when Jim and Beam were were praying there

pls Li Ming saying "But I didn't copy you for sure" to Jim is so cute and funny

ah Jim being explicitly supportive of Li Ming T.T

I love Jim and Li Ming so much now T.T

watched first 2 parts, time to go to sleep now. 40 more minutes left for tomorrow.

Bro here I'm back almost 24 hours later after an interview, an assignment submitted, and another one discussed sigh

8-3

2 months later

Alan Gaipa everybody's beloveds, convince me too since KhaoFirst are my beloveds

well at least it's been 2 months since they first met and have had some time to get over their previous love/crush and develop affection for the new person

not Alan asking for Gaipa's chatID T.T shocked Gaipa like kab? and Alan terribly covering his ass talking bout some headquarter documents

not Alan's pen again lmfao

oh, he's got a food truck now

ah Leng, he's beloved to me too

8-4

oh we're getting a lot of resolutions in these last 30 mins I guess like we're going to Jim's sister's house and also Alan's gonna show up at the food truck

ah Jim introduces Wen as his boyfriend finally

I fucking love Li Ming's teeny nods like I first noticed it when he was talking with Wen in 3-3 where they were talking about Work and Travel at 9:40 I think? (after I wanna work and get paid for it) and now at 3:52/3:53 he gives the smallest nod like idk if it's a Fourth habit or if it's just something for Li Ming (since I don't know if Gun does it? I at least didn't notice it). omg again at 5:46 here

Li Ming talking to his mom about America and also she hasn't said anything bout Heart but I know she realizes

Heart and the child ahhhhh so cute

I still don't fully get the deal with Heart's speaking beyond deaf people sometimes are uncomfortable speaking when they can't hear themselves

Li Ming and Heart my beloveds

Jim supportive of Li Ming's America dream T.T lending him 30k baht T.T and going with him to sign documents and stuff

no it's so funny like Alan and Gaipa are meeting to 'discuss documents' at Jim's food truck

asdklf not Gaipa not even knowing about Alan and Wen omg

pls Alan about to wither away vs Gaipa early being like join us for dinner ^.^ without knowing the history

Leng is so meddlesome heh I continue to love Leng and Gaipa ahhh

ah everybody at this food truck including Heart-Liming, Alan-Gaipa, Leng-Praew with daughter

cute mini endings - hopeful for everybody

ah Wen did reject the job promotion

added the song to spotify, it's good

Overall:

It's a good one! High quality with good acting and interesting storylines that are unique in BL. It didn't hit me as hard as it seemed to hit some other people though and I'm not thinking about it much at all since finishing. I think Jim/Wen's relationship was one of the weakest aspects of the show to me because I didn't care nor did I really feel anything.

I loved Heart and Li Ming, I enjoyed getting to see Jim grow and also how his relationship with Li Ming changed, I liked getting to see Wen and Alan's flashbacks and to present tense relationship, I like Gaipa showing up once in a while to be bright, I thought Gaipa and Leng's interactions were funny, I loved Li Ming as a character so much, I wished to be him so badly.

Rating: 7/10

Tiktoks

Ep 2 HeartLiming (bg: Little Freak)

[Fave] TinnGun x HeartLiming (bg: About You by The 1975)

Mix and First characters

HeartLiming Dancing - not answering phone (bg: Fly Me To The Moon)

heartliming this is gay - pink shirt

li ming learning sign for heart

heartliming vs the world - compilation 

Gaipa and his cool mom 

Ep 1 - 5 Li Ming (bg: i’m so sick of seventeen)

Trailers

New Trailer:

I watched the reaction with the cast and the trailer itself was okay, though it gave away too much, but it was fun seeing the cast being excited

Mock Trailer:

I've watched parts of this before but I hadn't actually watched it fully I think? Good enough for a mock trailer, definitely gave interesting story threads without giving too much away.

[celseaa]

Menara Partis: Menyelami Sejarah, Arsitektur Ikonik, dan Peran Strategis dalam Menghubungkan Budaya serta Pariwisata di Kota yang Dinamis

SELANJUTNYA

Menara Paris, atau lebih dikenal sebagai Eiffel Tower, adalah salah satu landmark paling ikonik di dunia yang terletak di pusat kota Paris, Prancis. Diresmikan pada tahun 1889 untuk memperingati Pameran Dunia (Exposition Universelle) dan merayakan seratus tahun Revolusi Prancis, menara ini telah menjadi simbol kebanggaan bagi warga Paris dan Prancis secara keseluruhan. Dengan ketinggian mencapai 300 meter, Menara Eiffel adalah struktur ter tinggi di Paris dan menawarkan pemandangan spektakuler yang tak tertandingi bagi pengunjungnya.

Arsitektur Menara Eiffel dirancang oleh insinyur Gustave Eiffel, yang menggunakan teknik besi tempa yang inovatif untuk menciptakan struktur yang ringan namun kuat. Menara ini terdiri dari sekitar 18.000 potongan besi dan lebih dari 2,5 juta paku keling, yang menunjukkan keahlian luar biasa dalam teknik rekayasa pada masa itu. Desainnya yang elegan dan anggun dengan lengkungan yang khas telah menjadikannya sebagai salah satu contoh terbaik dari arsitektur abad ke-19.

Salah satu daya tarik utama Menara Eiffel adalah kemampuannya untuk menarik jutaan wisatawan setiap tahun. Saat pengunjung naik ke dek observasi, mereka disuguhkan panorama kota Paris yang menakjubkan, termasuk pemandangan menara-menara gereja, museum, dan Seine yang mengalir dengan tenang. Pada malam hari, menara ini menyala dengan lampu yang berkilauan, menciptakan suasana romantis dan mempesona yang membuatnya menjadi tempat favorit bagi pasangan dan fotografer.

Menara Eiffel bukan hanya sekadar atraksi wisata, tetapi juga memiliki berbagai fungsi. Selain menjadi tujuan wisata, menara ini pernah digunakan untuk berbagai penelitian ilmiah dan bahkan sebagai stasiun radio. Selama Perang Dunia I, Menara Eiffel berperan penting dalam komunikasi, membantu menyiarkan pesan-pesan penting. Ini menunjukkan bahwa meskipun Menara Eiffel sangat dikenal sebagai simbol kecantikan, ia juga memiliki kontribusi yang signifikan dalam sejarah dan perkembangan teknologi.

Pengalaman mengunjungi Menara Eiffel tidak lengkap tanpa menjelajahi area sekitarnya. Champ de Mars, taman yang terletak di depan menara, menawarkan ruang terbuka yang ideal untuk bersantai dan menikmati piknik sambil menikmati pemandangan menara. Selain itu, pengunjung juga dapat menemukan berbagai kafe, restoran, dan toko suvenir yang menjual barang-barang unik dan kenang-kenangan yang terinspirasi oleh menara.

Menara Eiffel juga sering menjadi lokasi berbagai acara dan perayaan. Dari pertunjukan kembang api pada malam Tahun Baru hingga konser dan festival musik, menara ini selalu menjadi pusat kegiatan budaya yang meriah. Tidak jarang, menara ini digunakan sebagai latar belakang untuk berbagai acara besar, menjadikannya bagian tak terpisahkan dari momen bersejarah di Paris.

Dalam beberapa dekade terakhir, Menara Eiffel juga menghadapi tantangan, seperti dampak perubahan iklim dan polusi. Namun, upaya restorasi dan perawatan terus dilakukan untuk menjaga keindahan dan keandalan struktur ini. Selain itu, menara ini telah beradaptasi dengan teknologi modern, termasuk sistem penerangan yang lebih efisien dan penggunaan energi terbarukan untuk mengurangi jejak karbonnya.

Secara keseluruhan, Menara Eiffel adalah lebih dari sekadar struktur arsitektur; ia merupakan lambang keindahan, inovasi, dan semangat kota Paris. Dengan sejarah yang kaya, fungsi yang beragam, dan daya tarik yang tak lekang oleh waktu, Menara Eiffel tetap menjadi tujuan utama bagi pengunjung yang ingin merasakan keajaiban dan pesona ibu kota Prancis. Setiap kunjungan ke Menara Eiffel adalah kesempatan untuk merenungkan sejarah dan merayakan kekayaan budaya yang menjadikan Paris sebagai salah satu kota paling menarik di dunia.

[gnomey22]

Random Failtopia thoughts

(Some of these are new, some of these are not, most aren't canon)

"Pyrotechnic" is a perfectly viable ship name for Lanchi.

Orion struggled to differentiate between Slapo's autism and Shrimp's ADHD, hence the brick for a gift.

Bill being the Cat class initially is never explained, but we know he met Chat right before his first onscreen appearance, and they're obsessed with a man in the Cat class, so the dots connect for it to be Chat who convinced Bill to take up the class.

Chi's illiteracy in S1 probably means she didn't know how to spell anyone's name, especially Pirahnyawn's.

Not one person ever questions the massive circles, grey skin, and complete lack of eye contact that make up Bo's face, because Miitopia faces are usually that fucked-up.

The reason the Dark Lord needed a ghost specifically to assassinate Mar was because the Chef himself is a ghost (Dark Curse), and only a ghost can kill another ghost.

Erica studies anatomy regularly in S2, which means she knows that a regular person begins dying at 25, her current age, so it's no wonder she always has death on her mind.

Bo and Rose being immediate family is impossible, but Rose being a descendant of Bo is not, under the assumption that despite not having children herself, Bo's bloodline didn't die with her.

The only three characters to have a canonical dynamic with Slapo are Orion, Mar, and Bo.

All we know about Chat's backstory is that they came from the Otherworld, and are obsessed with Failboat. The only big thing Failboat did in the Otherworld was the S1 final boss fight, which ended in a huge explosion. It's entirely possible that this explosion is what disrupted the Otherworld faces, to the point they formed Chat.

Erica likes to cut things short, but when she's around Bo, she keeps launching into long rambles about how great she is. These are the only times she feels like she can let her thoughts loose, since Bo did just that in the greenhouse by revealing her darkest secret.

On a similar note, Erica's past keeps being thrown back in her face, while Bo can never get her past back, no matter how hard she tries.

Due to Zone having both pink and black appearances, there may or may not be two Zones. That, or Friend's a good enough hat maker to alter Zone's colouring themselves. Considering her passion for his clothing, it's probably the latter.

Were it not for the S2 Greenhorne Arc, Hank would probably have a similar amount of screentime to Slapo.

Marion is a semi-canon ship, by the definition of one party canonically having romantic feelings toward the other, but whether Orion returns Mar's feelings is made comedically unclear.

Chi has inconsistent opinions on spicy food throughout the series, maybe because her fire obsession gets to the point that she has extremely high standards for what's spicy enough.

Rose holds her fan in the specific way she does to hide the mole on her face, something she's grown to hate because it sets her apart from the image of Rosalina.

"Deko" is not his real name, he was probably given Izuku Midoriya at birth, but his new name had to come from somewhere. That place may have been the lab where he was experimented on. The project name may have been along the lines of "DEK-0".

The lab experiment thing also makes it really funny that the only two people he really bonds with are the Scientists of the series.

Shrimp's in-universe fandom could very well be toxic. There are definitely people who are a little too interested in finding out where that 'mysterious' chip on her tooth came from.

Bill is the only character who consistently calls out Chat for their reckless behaviour. In other words, he's the one who moderates Chat.

If Kronkui didn't control who joined the team, TFFM would be down six members (Bob, Smuk, Deko, Rose, Yawn, Joker). TI, on the other hand, would only be down three members (Orion, Failboat, Chat).

Chi gets very protective when enemies are close to her allies in S1, and in parallel, Erica gets very protective when enemies are close to her allies in S2, especially if that ally is Chi.

Despite Failica being everything that they aren't, the first ship ever concocted in Failtopia was Smukle Bob.

[risen-kensei]

On Mars

Dek-3 the warlock: All I'm saying is Rasputin really isnt that formidable.

Lira the Hunter: I'm not sure that's a good idea to say aloud

Dek-3: *spreads arms in a taunting manner* Oh! What is he going to do? Get thrashed by a giant shank.

*sound of something falling in the distance*

Lira: Uuuum *starts backing away*

Dek-3: Seriously I am almost assuredly positive S.A.B.E.R.-2 was made from literal refuse. Hell I bet I could hack Rasputin in an hour tops. And he wouldn't be able to do a thing to sto-

*warsat slams to the ground on top of Dek-3 with a massive explosion*

Lira: *behind a boulder* .......

Lira: Told ya.

[blackzxero]

Rakan Pejabat (20 April 2021)

Kisah ini berlaku selepas aku kembali semula bertugas ditempat kerja asalku dan  kehidupan kembali normal buat seketika. Tak berapa lama di situ, aku nampak ada  seorang kerani di situ yang keramahannya dan kemanjaannya lain macam bila bercakap dengan aku. Kalau dah bersembang, senyumnya tak habis-habis dan cakap  tak mahu henti-henti.

Dah lama aku perhatikan perangainya. Kadangkala make-upnya sampai hampir over. Agaknya batangku juga dapat menghidu apa yang aku  fikirkan, kerana selepas itu setiap kali dia berbual dengan aku, batang aku asyik  mengeras bersimpul di celah pahaku bila dia tersenyum dan ketawa. Aku harap dia  tak perasan sangat kalau dia tak selalu menjeling ke arah itu.

Aku mula merisik kalau-kalau dia ni bini orang juga. Memang ya, dia bini orang.  Tetapi nampak macam budak sekolah kerana tubuhnya kecil, tingginya mungkin tak  sampai lima kaki, dan pakaiannya jenis yang dipakai oleh gadis remaja. Tapi, yang  lainnya, dia ni isteri kedua.Jarang orang nampak rupa suaminya, tetapi mereka kata sesekali memang ada datang bermalam di rumahnya di sebuah kuarters kerajaan

yang disediakan di situ.

Second Wife! Memang selalu jadi sasaran jejaka. Minat aku  bertambah bila mengetahui dia ni isteri orang. Tak kisahlah nombor berapa. Lagi  tinggi nombornya lagi tinggi peluang untuk mendapat cipapnya . Fikiranku mula berligar disekitar bagaimana helahnya supaya dapat rambut ditarik  dari dalam tepung dengan baik dan sempurna. Kerja sepejabat ni, amat mudah nak  terbongkar. Amat mudah orang tahu. Kita baru nak mesra pun orang boleh berbau.

Akhirnya aku mengambil keputusan mengambil jalan ringkas sahaja. Selepas beberapa minggu aku perhatikan sifat ramah mesranya, aku terus bentangkan my last card on the table. Satu hari ketika lunch time orang tak ada dia seperti biasa ada saja tajuknya nak berbual dengan aku. Aku terus tembak buta dalam gelap. A SHOT IN THE DARK !

"You ni nampak cute betul.I baru hari ni tahu you dah kawin. Memang I tak sangka…."", kataku selamba, memulakan dengan kata-kata pujian. Tetapijauh didalam hatiku, kata-kata pujian itu ku lafazkan dengan penuh keikhlasan, kerana memang dia cute. Kecil, molek., genit,..dan paling atas, tentu lubang pantatnya

sempit memandangkan saiz badannya dan keadaannya yang jarang digunakan oleh

suaminya.

""Ala….biasa saja… ,"" senyumnya melebar luas dan wajahnya sungguh ceria berseri.Aku bayangkan apakah bibir pantatnya juga turut mengembang tersenyum lebar begitu dibawah sana tu..

""Cek Mar pun apa kurangnya. Tall, dark and hansome!"" Katanya aku tall, tetapisebenarnya dia nampak aku tall sebab dia tu yang pendek! Aku cuma ketinggian 166 cm, berat 60 kg. Hanya an average Malaysian.

""Ya lah tu,"" sahutku. ""Kalau I ni tall dark and hansome, memang padan benar la kita!"" aku cuba mengusik."" Tapi sayang sekali orang dah kawin rupanya""

""Ce' Mar pun dah kawin juga. Samalah kita,"" pantas jawabnya sambil ketawa kecil.  Jantungku berdebar-debar kerana terasa macam kail dah nak mengena. Umpan dah di gerit, cuma belum ditelan. Belum boleh di sentak lagi…..kena umbut pelan-pelan macam main daun terup!

""Isy….kalau ada suami pun hidup macam orang bujang , buat apaa…."" Dia seolah meluahkan persaan."" Kini wajahnya serius dan tidak lagi senyum ketawa. Aku terdiam sejenak, fikiranku dalam persimpangan antara melahirkan kata simpati yang ikhlas sebagai seorang kawan, atau mahu meneruskan apa yang aku rancangkan. Kedua-dua pilihan ini adalah percanggahan yang amat ketara.Aku memilih jalan kedua, kerana pendapat yang kedua ni di setujui oleh dua kepala!!

""Apa suami you tak pernah datang ke? Jauh ke tempat kerjanya.."" aku mencuba.

""Tak jauh. Dua tiga batu dari sini saja. Yang teruk tu , dia bukan ada kerja. Semua  jenis kerja tak suka. Kalau datang pun, nak minta pinjam duit dan nak anu aje."" Curahan hatinya dah ketara. Jelas ada sesuatu yang tak kena dalam perkahwinannya.

""Kalau macam tu sekali, macam mana dulu boleh kawin dengan dia?""

""Dulu I ingat dia pegawai. Duit selalu loaded, kerja dengan agensi Kerjaan. Selalu datang rumah mak pakai kereta. Rupanya kereta sewa. Dengarnya wang sewa kereta pun selau tak dibayarnya. Itu sebab dia selalu hilang tak nampak rupa..""

Aku rasa umpan aku dah dalam mulut dikulumnya. Hanya tunggu dia telan, dan akanku sentak talinya…..Aku mengambil keputusan memendekkan perbualan, kerana jam dah hampir pukul dua, dan sekejap lagi pejabat kecil niakan penuh semula.

""Macam ni lah. Nanti kita berbual panjang dalam suasana yang lebih selesa, ok? Nanti dia orang datang kejap lagi, apa pun tak jadi."" O.k. …"" dia mengangguk, menjeling, tersenyum, lalu pergi. Macam sengaja nak pikat aku. Aku menarik nafas panjang penuh lega dan aku dapat rasakan, jauh disudut hati, batang butuhku akan dapat rezeki!!

Kami berjumpa beberapa kali selepas itu. Mula-mula perjumpaan yang innocent sekadar berbual di gerai biasa , kemudian bertukar ke coffee house…dan kemudian lagi aku mula mencari parking dikawasan terpencil. Di tepi lombong, berbual sambil menikmati pemandangan dipinggir semak, dan kemudian lagi,di tempat landing ""kereta rosak"" dekat Stadium Negeri. Dari dating siang dah mula keluar malam.

Kemesraan yang dulunya hanya sekadar bertukar senyuman dan jelingan sudah meningkat ketahap demi tahap. Mula-mula mencium tangan, mencium pipi, kemudian naik sikit berkucupan di mulut dan saling berkulum lidah, kemudian naik setahap lagi ke peringkat saling meraba-raba dimana aku mula belajar meraba-raba dada dan tundunnya dan dia meramas-ramas mengurut-ngurut batangku didalam

seluar.

Setelah sekian lama, aku rasa dah sampai masa untuk memulakan peringkat yang seterusnya. Kalau dulu aku hanya membiarkan dia mengurut dan meramas batangku didalam seluar sahaja, ini aku sudah mula membukakan zip mendedahkan batangku untuk ditatap sepuas hatinya.

Pernah juga aku menyeluk kedalam kainnya dan mengurut-ngurut celah kangkangnya merasakan kepanasan dan kepekatan cecair yang mengalir membasahi seluar dalamnya. Menggosok-gosok seluar dalam yang basah dan licin dek cecair kemaluannya yang panas itu pun dah membuat aku keghairahan sampai badan naik panas dan sejuk hangat tak keruan! Aku rasa dah tiba masanya untuk aku terus direct menyatakan tujuan.

Dalam keadaan bercengkerama demikian, aku memulakan perbualan ""You ada tak cadangan nak berjalan dengan I kemana-mana. Jauh sikit darisini…"" aku separuh bertanya, separuh membuat cadangan.

""Nak kemana….."" jelingan nya aku dah kenal. Macam sinis, macam dah faham.

""Tak kisahlah kemana…asalkan dapat sedikit masa untuk kita betul-betul berdua,"" jawabku selamba, sambil hatiku berdetup- detap mengharapkan jawapan positif darinya.

""Tak ke orang rumah nanti serang saya. Saya ni kecil orangnya. Nanti tak terlawan!"" dia ketawa kecil sambil menjeling dan tersenyum manja macam biasa.Aku tidak terkejut, kerana ini mememang soalan biasa.

""Soalan tu susah saya nak jawab. Tapi kalau kita sendiri gatal nak beritahu dia, tentu dia serang macam singa betina!"" jawapan ku seolah penuh keyakinan. ""Kalau nak pergi,kena pandailah jaga jangan sampai ada orang jumpa. Kita bukan nak melancong sebenarnya. Kita nak bersembunyi!""

Dia ketawa kecil dan mencubit kuat dipahaku. Aku mengaduh dan terus mencium  pipinya, lantas terus mengucup bibirnya. Dalam hatiku, aku tahu, jawapannya.. ""YA""!!

Kami membuat persetujuan untuk berjumpa di sebuah bandar yang terletak kira-kira 90 km dari tempat kerja. Aku pergi dahulu dan menantinya disana, kerana kami bersetuju untuk bertolak berasingan dan akan naik bas sahaja. Tepat pada masa yang dijanjikan dia sampai dengan sebuah beg overnighter. Aku menarik nafas lega, kerana biasa beg kecil begitu bermakna tentu bermalam punya! Aku buat muka selamba sambil tersenyum biasa menyambut ketibaannya, sedangkan nafsu syahwatku dah mula menyala.

""Kita nak kemana?"" dia bertanya sebaik saja tiba

""Kita pergil makan dulu, then kita fikir sama-sama, ok?"" jawabku ringkas. Dia tak banyak cerita, kerana aku rasa dia pun dah berdenyut-denyut pantatnya. Kami terus ke keretaku dan beredar dari situ. Dalam kereta kami tak banyak bercakap, mungkin kerana masing-masing sedang membuat ramalan mental tentang betapa hebat agaknya prestasi alat kemaluan masing-masing!

Tiba digerai makan, hari dah hampir gelap. Datangnya malam membawa kegelapan memang amat baik bagi pencuri. Kami mengambil dinner terus, sambil berpura-pura berbual kosong supaya tak disyaki oleh orang sebelah meja tentang matlamat kami.

""I hantar you ke Caspian Hotel, dan you kena check-in sendiri sorang-sorang. Buat-buat macam dah biasa dan tunjuk lagak berani. Dapat kunci bilik you terus naik dan kunci diri. Jangan toleh belakang atau teragak-agak. Kalau budak hotel tu tolong bawa beg, cepat-cepat berikan dia dua ringgit dan suruh dia pergi. Nanti I datang kemudian."" Aku menyuarakan rancangan ku macam askar berpangkat Sarjan. Memang aku seorang Inspektor Polis, tetapi Polis Sukarelawan!

""Alaa….takutlah…..!! Kita masuk sama la…."" Dia merengek manja. Aku terpaksa tegas.

""You nak pencegah maksiat cekup kita. Kes maksiat ni sekarang boleh kena buang kerja. Jangan ambil ringan,"" aku cuba memberi keyakinan.

""Kalau you tak boleh buat macam tu, kita kena batalkan saja. Memang bahaya"" Dia termenung seketika dan aku berdiam diri.

""O.K lah….I pergi sekarang. You jangan tak datang tau?"" aku lihat wajahnya serius sekali. Sedikit kemerahan.

Aku dah agak dia akan pergi. Orang perempuan ni pun kalau dah on switch nya, gajah ditengah jalan pun dia tak peduli. Tapi yang amat susahnya ialah nak cari dimana letak ""switch"" nya. Macam mencuri kereta. Kalau dah dapat dibuka pintunya masih lagitak guna. Kena ada kunci switch nya baru boleh dipandu, perlahan ataupun laju!

""You tunggu dalam masa setengah jam.You sempat mandi pun dan pakai wangi- wangian. I akan ketuk pintu tiga kali. Jangan buka kalau lain dari itu. Nanti I datang, I terus nak apam!"" aku mengusik, menepuk punggungnya untuk menghilangkan tension yang dirasainya. Dia menoleh padaku sambil tertawa…

""Eeeeh..gatalnya!….."" Dengan kata-kata itu dia turun dari kereta dan aku memerhatikan dari jauh sehingga dia selamat masuk ke dalam lif hotel dan hilang dari pandangan mata. Aku meluncurkan kereta ke tempat parking yang agak jauh dan selamat. Aku kemudian membawa beg pakaian ku berjalan kaki ke arah hotel yang sama setengah jam kemudian. Semasa check in aku sempat menjeling buku daftar dimana tercatat nombor biliknya.Di dalam lif, jantungku berdebar, suhu badanku meningkat, nafasku kian cepat, memikirkan nun di atas sana, satu lagi cipap isteri orang mungkin sudah siap terhidang. Batang zakarku pun sudah mula berdenyut-denyut menegang!!

Tiba di pintu biliknya,aku berdiri tercegat buat beberapa ketika. Dadaku berdebar- debar tak tentu kira. Sudah begitu berpengalaman pun ,masih gabra juga. Aku tak tahu, mungkin terlalu excited kerana nak dapat rasa cipap isteri muda. Sambil menarik nafas, aku mengetuk tiga kali seperti yang dijanjikan. Secepat kilat pintu dibuka, dan apa yang ku lihat didepan mataku kini membuatkan ......aku seolah-olah sudah berada di alam nirwana!

Dia berpakaian baju tidur nipis warna putih. Nipis halus nampak jelas bayangan tubuh montelnya. Nampak jelas baju dalam dan bentuk buah dadanya. Nampak jelas seluar dalam jenis ""hipster"" nya. Bau keharuman Estee Lauder membuatkan aku hampir nak lupa dunia. Nafsu syahwat ku dah hampir tak terkawal lagi.

Berpura tenang aku melangkah masuk meletakkan beg aku di atas katil. Dia berdiri memandang lagakku. Aku rasa macam nak aku terkam terus menghunjamkan batang zakarku terus kepantatnya! Tetapi tak boleh. Itu bukan kerja profesional. Itu kerja budak mentah yang sedang gila naik motor berlumba haram tu. Dia orang pun banyak juga dapat pantat, tetapi apa yang dirasa oleh budak-budak pompuan tu kita tak lah tahu. Jangan-jangan hanya dapat rasa pedih pantat sahaja!..Aku perlu tenang, steady, control Supaya keyakinannya terhadapku kian bertambah tinggi.

Sambil berdiri aku merenung kepadanya sebgai tanda apresiasi. Aku menggeleng- gelengkan kepalaku sambil berkata: "" Hebat. Hebat! Memang you ni sungguh hebat sekali. Bila kena pakaian begini, semua lelaki boleh lupa bini you tau!!! Jangankan lupa bini, lupa dunia sekali!""

""I nak enjoy betul-betul dengan you malam ni. Memang I dah lama menanti you ajak I, tetapi you ambil masa lama sangat…"" lembut dan manja jawapannya.

""All right… I mandi dulu. Cuci badan bersih-bersih pakai sabun wangi…….lepas tu kita luahkan semua yang terpendam dihati. Bila I siap mandi, I nak you dah ready, tak mahu banyak cerita lagi, ok?"" Aku dah dapat kawal perasaan. Biar dia tunggu aku mandi. Lagi lama dia tunggu, lagi banyak air mazinya meleleh keluar melicinkan lagi lubang cipapnya memudah aku nak masuk nanti. Aku mencapai tuala dan terus kebilik air untuk mandi.

Dalam bilik mandi, aku berangan-angan macam-macam cara nak aku kongkek dia ni. Nak suruh dia hisap zakar ke, atau aku nak jilat dulu pantatnya. Nak cara melentang atau nak cara menonggeng ke, nak plain sex atau nak aku liwat sekali anus nya; nak romen lama-lama atau nak terus kongkek sahaja…..seribu satu macam khayalan macam dalam mimpi. Batang zakarku dah tegang mencanak disepanjang aku mandi tu. Bila aku sabunkannya, mengurut-ngurut sana sini dia jadi tambah garang macam dah tak tersabar lagi. Macam lembu garang dah nak merentap tali. Aku fikir kalau macam ni, nan baru sekali sorong ke lubang pantatnya, tentu aku dah terpancut mani! Buat malu saja.

Lantas aku segera mengambil keputusan untuk melancap sahaja dulu supaya terkeluar satu round air maniku. Baru nanti boleh main lama sikit. Ini satu kerugian, sepatutnya load yang pertama ni, yang pekat padat dan kuat pancutannya ni kena lepaskan dalam lubang pantatnya. Baru lebur seluruh isi pantatnya. Tetapi aku fikir kalau terpancut dengan dua kali sorong tarik, nanti buat malu aku saja.

Lantas aku terpaksa buat satu pengorbanan, kerana dalam kes ini, dia amat memerlukan kepuasan climax sebenarnya. Batang memang dia dah pernah rasa dari laki dia. Cuma mungkin dengan cara ""wham bang, thank you ma'am"" saja. Tak climax dan tak puas agaknya. Aku kena puaskan dia, lebih penting dari memuaskan aku punya senjata. Walaupun aku terpaksa bekerja keras macam memanjat pokok kelapa.

Aku menggenggam batang zakarku yang sedia tegak keras dengan tangan kananku, dalam satu genggaman yang unik yang telah terlatih sejak mula akil baligh dulu.Air sabun yang melicinkan pergerakan jejajriku membuatkan amat mudah mengurut batang zakarku. Aku memejamkan mataku membayangkan tubuhnya yang sudah bersih dan harum.

Melancap batang sendiri bukanlah satu perkara mudah. Kekuatan genggamannya mesti cukup-cukup dan menyelerakan Terlalu longgar akan terasa seperti mengongkek terowong keretapi, manakala terlalu ketat mencekikakan menyebabkan kepala butuh naik merah dan pening tak tentu kira Ia memerlukan kemahiran. Memerlukan latihan. Melancap adalah suatu seni . Kalau tak betul caranya, sampai subuh esok pun tak akan keluar mani. Tangan lenguh, kepala pedih luka kanan kiri!

Dalam membayangkan aku menyorongkan batang zakar ku yang tegang keras kecelah rekahan bibir pantatnya dari arah belakang, aku mula merasakan satu macam syok dan kegelian. Tanganku kian rancak memainkan peranan. Turun naik dalam pergerakan yang penuh kemahiran. Sedikit turun kebawah, dan naik semula hingga jari terkena sedikit menyentuh takuk di kepala, turun sikit kebawah dan naiksemula dalam rentak dan rhytm yang telah lama dibiasakan. Semakin kuat rasa kegelian membina tekanan di batang zakar, semakin dalam aku bayangkan batangku memasuki lubang pantatnya. Kepanasan dan kelicinan air sabun yang mula membuih kerana geseran tanganku memberi satu simulasi seolah-olah batangku benar-benar

sedang dikemut dan disedut oleh saluran pantatnya.

Dalam khayalan, aku membayangkan diriku sedang menghayun punggung kian laju megongkek lubang pantatnya; tanganku sebelah lagi memaut sinki yang aku rasakan seperti memaut pinggangnya. Kian kuat kegelian, kian laju jejariku melancapkan batangku yang telah mulamengedik-ngedik kenikmatan. Dan, kini buah pelirku mula terasa keras dan batang zakar menceding lain dari biasa. Akuterasa seperti arus letrik tiba-tiba menjalar keseluruh urat sarafku. Badan menjadikejang serta aku sudah terdiri di hujung jari kaki.

Tiba-tiba semua pergerakan terhenti, aku kejang seketika, dan dengan satu ledakan yang menggegarkan seluruh tubuhku, air mani melancut dalam gumpalan pekat diikuti satu rasa nikmat kepuasan nafsu yang tadinya bergelora. Beberapa kali pancutan itu berulang, menggegarkan badan setiap kali ia meledak. Mataku terpejam rapat, sehingga selesai semua berlalu. Kenikmatan yang aku rasakan dengan cara begini kadangkalanya jauh melebihi kepuasan ......melakukan persetubuhan itu sendiri.

Bila aku telah recover dan membuka mata, aku ternampak gumpalan air putih pekat melekat dalam beberapa tompokan di dinding tiles yang licin. Ada yang dah mula  mencair dan meleleh turun berbentuk jaluran menghiasi dinding yang berwarna  warni itu. Cepat-cepat aku pancutkan air shower dan dinding bersih semula. Aku selesai mandi dan memakai tuala. Aku tidak mengenakan pakaian. Hanya tuala,.dan aku keluar dari bilik mandi terus duduk di atas settee.Dia sedang berbaring membaca entah majalah apa. Melihat ketibaanku, dia segera menutup majalah dan memandang lama ke arahku.

""Lamanya you mandi….."" senyum meleret macam selalu.

""Biasalah…banyak berangan-angan daripada mandi. Maklumlah, nak jadi pengantin baru!"" aku cuba berselindung dengan gurauanku.

""Alaa…..buat apa kita nak banyak cakap lagi. Bila kita nak mula..?"" aku cuba memendekkan cerita.

""Mula apa…?"" dia pura-pura tak tahu.

Aku dah naik satu macam kerana terasa batangku nak mula mengeras semula. Aku dah kehilangan modal nak menjawab. Aku bangun dan terus duduk disisinya diatas katil. Rapat, sehingga aku dapat rasakan kepanasan badannya. Aku memaut bahu, dan mencium pipinya. Dia buat saja seolah- olah tak terasa apa-apa, tetapi aku terasa kelajuan nafasnya. Aku terus menyusuri hidungku kepipinya yang licin, lembut dan gebu. Menyusuri ke dagu, keleher,naik semula ke pipi, kehidungnya, dahinya dalam keghairahan membangkitkan nafsu. Baru ternampak kesannya.

Nafasnya kian kuat dan matanya kuyu, serta lehernya dah lembik terkulai tersendeng ke dadaku… tanganku meramas-ramas bahunya, menggosok-gosok belakangnya dan sekaligus aku rasa tangannya mula memaut leherku. Dalam berbuat begitu dia kehilangan support dan jatuh terbaring bersamaku. Aku masih dapat mengawal suasana. Aku masih terus mencium dan mencium bahagian pipi, leher, telinga dan dadanya yang terdedah oleh pakaian tidur ""low-cut""nya. Dia semakin erat memaut leherku, sambilmenggosok-gosok belakang kepalaku.

Aku berjimat. Mahu terus panaskan enjinnya dulu. Jangan gopoh kerana ayam dah ada dalam cekap. Cuma sekarang sedang mengasah pisau untuk menyembelihnya sahaja.

Ciuman ku kini melarat kepada menjilat pula. Seluruh dagunya ku jilat perlahan dan lembut, ibu kucing menjilat anak; bukan macam bapa kucing menjilat susu!. Dagunya, lehernya, dadanya. Tapi yang lazat ialah menjilat dibawah dagu…..dia punmenggeliat; aku pun naik steam semacam. Namun batang ku hanya keras separuh tiang. Tegang, tetapi lembut macam berisi kekabu, disebabkan maniku baru saja terpancar tadi. Ini akan memberikan aku peluang untuk mencumbuiya sampailembik macam uli tepung nak buat roti. Barulah dia akan merasakan kenikmatan dan keindahan perhubungan jenis antara dua insan dengan sepenuh-penuhnya.

Aku menggigit-gigit kecil dan mengulum-ngulum cuping telinganya. Inimembuatkan badannya naik ""goosebumps' dan tegak bulu roma. Aku tahu bahawa satu kejutan arus letrik bervoltan sederhana sedang menjalar dalam tubuhnya. Dariseluruh anggota badan mengalir berkumpul disaluran pantatnya. Aku belum mahu mengusik pantatnya, tapi aku pasti nonoknya sudah kembang dan basah mengalirkan lendiran

mazi yang mula turun tanpa henti.

Dia dah nampak terkapai-kapai, antara sedar dengan tidak. Matanya pejam rapat, menggetap bibir, sementara badannya dah menggelisah tak keruan. Aku terus lagi memeluk, mencium dan menggomolnya. Rakus, tapi gentle dalam pergerakan yang kemas dan teratur. Akhirnya aku terasa tangannya meraba-raba ke arah pangkal pahaku mencari-cari sesuatu. Aku pandukan tangannya ke batang zakarku dan meletakkannya disana, sambil aku menyingkap membuang tuala.

Aku agak terkejut juga, kerana dapat saja batangku digenggamnya, dia terus meramas-ramas dengan penuh geram seperti meramas pisang ranum

Aku rasa sudah tiba masanya untuk mara setapak lagi. Dengan sebelah tanganku aku singkapkan perlahan baju tidurnya. Dari lutut ke paha, naik kepinggang mendedahkan apam yang tembam menonjol seluar dalam hipsternya. Dia mengangkatkan badan memudahkan akau melurutkan bajunya, sambil matanya masih terpejam rapat menikmati ciuman dimerata-rata dada dan dagunya. Bila aku loloskan bajunya di atas kepala, dia terus celapakkan sebelah kakinya memeluk pinggangku.

Aku sempat menempatkan tapak tanganku di celah kangkangnya meramas-ramas tundun dan apamnya yang masih berseluar dalam. Sambil tangan kiriku membantalkan kepalanya, tangan kananku meramas-ramas nonoknya. Seluar dalamnya basah lenjun macam boleh diperah. Tetapi aku tetap belum mahu memulakan penetration. Aku mahu dia terus histeria biar dia ingat aku sampai bila- bila. Lama aku mengucup mulutnya, menghisap lidah saling berkuluman hingga bercerup-cerup bunyinya, sambil meramas dan menggosok-gosok nonoknya.

Air cipapnya mencurah-curah turun macam paip bocor dan dia dah mula mengerang. Mulanya perlahan tapi kini dah bunyi macam orang perempuan menangis kematian suami! Aku seluk ke dalam dan menepuk-nepuk muka cipapnya, merasakan denyutan dan kepanasannya seketika sebelum akau melucutkan seluarnya dengan satu pergerakan yang tidak mengganggu aktiviti yang lain. Oleh kerana kami masih berkucupan aku tak nampak macam mana rupa bukit merekah dibawah sana. Tetapi jejariku memang lebih cekap dari mataku. Dengan meletakkan tapak tanganku menekap apamnya aku dapat membayangkan bentuk dan rupa rekahan bibir luar, kemerahan bibir dalam, dan ketegangan biji kelentitnya. Semuanya berdenyut-denyut di tapak tanganku yang basah dan panas menekapnya.

Aku mula menghidupkan jari telunjukku dan menari-nari dicelah rekahan bibir pantatnya, berpusar-pusar ke atas, ......kebawah, ke kiri, ke kanan, menuju kian dekat ke hujung atas untuk menuju biji kelentit yang tersembunyi dicelah kelopak bibrnya. Usahlah aku ceritakan bagaimana dia meliuk melintuk meronta mengerang menangis tak tahu nak sebut bagaimana. Sampai aku lihat air matanya mula meleleh turun kepipinya baru aku berhenti.

""I buat kasar ke…….sakit ke..?"" aku bisikkan halus tak mau merosakkan suasana.

Matanya masih pejam tetapi menggeleng-gelengkan kepala. ""Taaaak…………I sedaaaaap….!!"" Dan terus dia menangis lagi.

Aku merasa yakin segala usaha ku berhasil. Memang aku nak lonjak dia setinggi yang mungkin ke puncak nikmat asmara. Siapa yang dah merasa akan tahulah rasanya. Kalau laki di rumah hanya pariap sebulan sekali, alamat goodbye lah pastinya Kalau hantar wang bulanan bererti membela burung untuk disembelih oleh orang lain lah adanya. Aku terus ke langkah seterusnya, kerana aku tahu dia sudah bersedia.

Tanpa memberi apa-apa isyarat aku segera bangun dan menolakkan kangkang kakinya seluas mungkin. Dia tak bantah, malah mengikut saja. Secepat kilat dengan sebelah tangan aku dah menyorongkan sebiji bantal kebawah punggungnya.

Diatas sekali, tompok kecil bulu hitam halus berkeriting bertakhta dipuncak pantatnya, dimana bulu itu kian menipis kebawah hingga ke permulaan rekah bibir luarnya. Kelopak di atas separuh terbuka kerana telah turut kembang dek keghairahan nafsu berahinya, menampakkan sedikit ketul daging berwarna kemerahan menonjol dicelahnya. Nyata biji kelentitnya sudah begitu mengembang dek kenikmatan hingga tidak boleh bersembunyi lagi.

Ke bawah sedikit di tengah-tengah lurah jelas aku lihat lubang kecil menghiasi dasarnya, lubang kencing orang perempuan yang jarang dapat dilihat oleh sesiapa kalau tak di kelebek dengan betul-betul. Lubang ini agak tertutup rapat, kerana dalam keghairahan yang dialaminya sekarang, lubang kencing tak ada fungsinya lubang pantat pula yang mengambil alih kuasa. Dibawah lubang kencing ini aku lihat liang saluran farajnya sudah nyata sekali kembang ke tahap maksimanya. Merahnya lain macam, seolah-olah bercahaya dan kedutan-kedutan dinding saluran dalam jelas kelihatan, berkilat dibasahi titisan dan percikan air nikmatnya. Sesekali lubang saluran pantatnya itu mengempis mengeluarkan cecair jernih mengalir keluar

membasahi bibr tepinya.

Aku terpegun lama,kerana ini lah kali pertama aku betul-betul menilik membelek rapi pantat perempuan sepuas-puasnya. Puas ku tatap lama, dan akhirnya aku tak sedar yang aku telah menyembamkan muka ku menekapkan bibirku tepat kelubangnya!

Aku terdengar dia menjerit kecil, tetapidua pahanya memeluk erat kepalaku agar lebih kuat menekap kefarajnya. Telingaku hampir bengang terhimpit pahanya yang padat gebu berisi, tetapi aku tak peduli,kerana kenikmatan menjilat pantat dah membuat aku hampir tak sedar diri. Aku lulurkan lidahku sepanjang alur pantatnya, ke atas dan ke bawah dalam slow motion yang membuatkan dia mengeluh, mengerang, menggeliat dan terkujur keras mengejang. Ke atas, ke bawah, dari atas menyentuh biji kelentinya, ke bawah melurut lurah hingga terkena lubang kencingnya dimana aku memusar-musarkanlidah menjolok-jolok lembut lubang kecil itu. Dia menggeliat kegelian, namun kepala aku kian rapat disepitnya kedalam.

Dari lubang kencing aku luruti ke bawah, menemuinya lubang pantatnya. Bilasaja lidah ku menjelir menjolok ke dalam,dia menggelepar menggigil macam diserang demam. Aku tumpukan peranan lidahku disitu. Keluar masuk, keluar masuk,sambil aku menyedut lelehan air maninya yang turun tak berhenti. Rasa kelat-kelat masam air maninya membuat aku bertambah berahi. Batangku sudah menceding mengedik-gedik tapi aku tak peduli. Aku sedut air syoknya sampai bercerup-cerap berbunyi. Aku telan setiap teguk yang dapat ku hirup seperti menikmati air sarbat asli. Bagi yang biasa buat kerja ini aku tak payah terangkan dengan lebih jelas lagi. Kalau dipijak gajah pun ketika ini aku tak akan lari.

Dia dah betul-betul naik berahi. Lebih tepat aku katakan dia dah naik ""syeikh"", kerana tangisannya makin kuat kini. Tambahanpula sekali sekala aku lurutkan lidah. Dengan mengepit kepalaku bagai nak kemek, badannya melentik keras, kakinya kejang, satu jeritan kuat ""ABANG!!!""….airnyaterpancut kuat mencapai climax yang paling atas sekali. Aku terasa percikan air panas suam memenuhi mulutku. Aku tak buang masa, terus menyedut sekuat hati dan menelan semuanya sekali. Denyutan pantatnya seolah-olah meramas mukaku dan aku terus menyedut semua saki bakiairnya yang mengalir kedalam mulutku.Dia seperti terhempas jatuh ketilam dan terbaring kaku.

Dalam keletihan yang amat sangat dia meniarap tanpa sepatah kata, menyembamkan mukanya kebantal, tetapi punggungnya tercodek diatas bantal tadi, membulat sexy seolah-olah mencabar aku untuk menerokainya dan meneruskan pelayaran yang dirancang rapi... "