#def leppard incorrect quotes

[dreamy625]

Phil: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend... My wife's still really angry about it but me and Steve were drunk and thought it was funny

[littlemissheavenonearth]

Def Leppard Incorrect Quotes (Part 4)

Phil: Where are you going?

Steve: Hell, eventually.

2.

Joe: Start talking! Phil: Well, I- Joe: Shut up!

3.

Rick: Hey bro, what do you want to eat? Steve: The souls of the innocent! Joe: A bagel. Steve: No! Joe: Two bagels.

4.

Phil: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do? Joe: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone. Phil: Alright, so what would you do? Joe: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw. Joe: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working. Joe: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. Joe: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together. Joe: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag. Phil: Phil: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

5.

Sav: We all have our demons. Steve, grabbing Phil: This one’s mine!

6.

Steve: Here comes the lightning! Steve, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard. Phil: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

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A/N: The incorrect quotes are back!! It's mostly the Terror Twins lol

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[amiscreations]

Def Leppard as IT Crowd quotes👌🏽 I’m on a roll with these tbh I have a lot more ideas

[make-me-your-animal]

LOL

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[wasted-my-time]

Found this and it sounds like an incorrect Def Leppard quote:

[and-i-want-and-i-need]

Officer: You’re arrested for reckless driveling for having three people on a single moped

Joe: Oh damn

Joe: Wait three?

Officer: Yes? Three

Steve: Oh my god

Phil: RICK FELL OFF

[northwestofinsanity]

Months later this is still cracking me up, because A: Sav *would* indeed be the one to try and stop the others from doing excessively dumb stuff, and B: the unexpected rhyme of “ghost made your toast” is sending me

at this time I'd like to wholeheartedly thank @egon-spenglers-glasses for introducing me to this incorrect quote generator bc I am PISSING MYSELF

[incorrectclassicrock]

*Joe, Rick, Steve, and Phil are all staring out the window*

Rick Savage: What are you all looking at?

Rick Allen: The television broke 

Phil Collen: We’re watching the couple across the street break up.

[stupidpicturesofdefleppard]

Rick: Why do we call you ‘Sav’ anyway? It’s silly, it just sounds like you’re trying to shorten something longer.

Sav:

Sav: ...

Sav: That’s... that’s because you are shortening something longer... My last name... Rick Savage. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that!”

[dreamy625]

Phil: When I was your age...

Steve: When I was your height

Phil: Listen here you little shit

[littlemissheavenonearth]

Def Leppard Incorrect Pt. 3

Joe: Think you can unlock the door for us? Phil: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Rick, can I have your credit card? Rick: Sure, just make sure not to bend it. Phil: Thanks. Now Sav, break down the door! Rick: Huh!?!

2. Joe: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Sav: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

3. Phil: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Steve: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!

4. Joe, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Rick, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Steve, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Sav, trembling: What are we playing?!

5.Joe: You wanna fight?! You got one! Steve: Okay! raises fists Phil runs in, scoops Steve up in their arms, and runs away carrying them Joe: Joe: What?

6. Steve: Where are my fucking keys? Joe: Steve, Rick is around, can you say it a little nicer? Steve: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

[amiscreations]

Sav: I love this new witchy tarot vibe we have going on, but we have to remember that we can’t mess with the occult

Joe: I thought it was good for you?

Sav: What?

Joe: you know, like good for your digestive system

Sav: Thats Yakult you idiot

(based on this)

[crywolf-adrenalize]

Sav: *washing the dishes*

Joe: Hey Sav! The bank is at the phone and is asking for you!

Sav: Oh yeah... could you take my place here for a sec?

Joe: Yes sure...

Joe: *in a higher voice at the phone* Yes this is Sav!

Sav: jOE nO

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

Stupid headcannon time: each of the guys sleepwalking

Pete: sleepwalks onto the roof/porch/balcony

Steve: attempts to tune guitar(s) in his sleep

Joe: changes into a different outfit in his sleep

Sav: sleepwalks to the bathroom, takes a perfectly normal piss, washes his hands, dries his hands, turns off the light, goes back to bed

Viv: sleepwalks around the house acting like he's walking Stu

Rick: goes into someone else's room and watches them, full Paranormal Activity mode. Slowly gets closer.

Phil: sleep texting several people. Sounds like predictive text but too good to be made up.

[ballistic-lipstick-dream-machine]

Joe: hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Sav: you’re a hazard to society...

Rick: and being a coward; try twenty!

[and-i-want-and-i-need]

Rick: You want to see how hardcore I am?

Rick:*Punches wall*

Rick: Take me to the hospital