#def im not the only one saying this but yeah even the cutesy stuff was enough to deserve to look into the blog just-in-case

[goldammerchen]

im sorry im sorry imsorry im sorrr but we gotta be cautious around anyone too much into military* (even if isn't that military or that period), AND also if anyone was a little too much into traditionality! going farther than just celebrating culture to a more malicious twist.

i mean, the fandom has proved stupid enough—ignores obvious shit from someone that isn't even trying to hide—that i don't think that's too crazy to imagine that someone could start with innocuos things and then frog-boiling-in-water to "retvrn" bullshitery, racism, anti-immigration and white supremacy 😬

*perhaps i'd would have been more suspicious of hima's first storyline if i was older ha-ha-ha *cough attack*... if i was older back then maybe i wouldn't have become a fan, maybe: i partially had to learn to look into this shit bc of being in the fandom...

[shivvy-roy]

my hcs for roman as a dad!!

i feel like he would make handmade birthday cards for his kids. like he’s no artist but if his kid was really into trains or something he would make them a card and draw a train on the front and write something stupid like “chugga chugga choo choo it’s your birthday!”

without a doubt he has a personal chef or something who does most of the cooking for him but i think he’d learn how to make something simple like guacamole because kids like it and it’s got vegetables. that way he can have a snack on hand that’s not a pre-packaged granola bar or apple sauce packet

and i think he could handle making pancakes for breakfast every once in a while. maybe he uses bisquick mix but nobody has to know.

will use his kids as an excuse to get out of stuff he doesn’t want to do with absolutely no shame. uhh yeah sorry gotta leave this painfully awkward family dinner early, little romette has a fever, I’m sure you understand

he is a girldad. he would have daughters. im thinking two, probably twins.

actually now that i think about it roman soooo would have identical twin daughters and i think he would lean towards traditional/normie-ish names I’m thinking like catherine and ella? and maybe he calls them katie and ellie and i feel like the only cutesie nickname he’d use is ‘honey’

in the evening would fall asleep on the couch, still in his dress clothes from work, one hand supporting the baby lying on his chest, also asleep

now I’m thinking about roman still in his work clothes with the sleeves rolled up on his dress shirt sitting on the floor with one of the babies, waving the arm of a teddy bear at her and doing a silly voice to make her laugh :,)

i think he would take a couple months of paternity leave when the kids are first born because who’s gonna tell him no but once he goes back to waystar will take a long ass lunch break to go home and see mom (tabitha obviously) and the babies

i don’t think he’s really a traditionalist but i do think there’s some stuff that’s def ingrained in his head like being married to the mother of his children so im thinking tabitha gets pregnant when they’ve been together for like a year and a half and they have a courthouse wedding and then an actual ceremony after the girls are born

i hc that roman is one of those people who can somehow operate completely fine on like two hours of sleep so he never minded getting up with the babies and rocking them back to sleep. he likes the alone time with them

checks the baby monitor obsessively to make sure they’re ok. has some kinda high powered one that he can check from his desk at waystar and will often get distracted and watch the babies sleep instead of working

will wear one of those front-facing baby carriers or push a double baby stroller with absolutely zero shame

gets on his kids’ level to talk to them, leans over/crouches down instead of looking down at them

adding on to that i think he’d be good at handling tantrums? like would take the kid to a little quiet corner where they’re separated from whatevers stressing them out and would be very patient and really listen to them and help them feel better

he’s not the tallest and tabs does have the tall genes so i can imagine his adult daughters ending up being roman’s height if not like an inch taller

lowkey enjoys picking out outfits for his kids and is bummed out when they get old enough to dress themselves

is definitely terrible at not swearing in front of the kids lol like imagine him trying to help with math homework and getting frustrated and swearing under his breath meanwhile his like 9 year old kid is like :D?

once theyre old enough takes tabs and the kids to argestes and doesn’t go to any of the corporate events except the ones he absolutely has to and instead they just go on nature walks as a family

actually i see them as a nature vacation family like going to national parks and shit bc its so different from nyc and its nice and quiet and relaxing. not saying roman is any kind of athlete but i think he could handle a three mile easy hike or something esp. if there’s a waterfall at the end

cries behind his sunglasses at high school graduation

makes them facetime him once they go to college and holds the phone way too close to his face at a really stupid dad angle

you know how kendall looks at his kids while they’re dancing at the wedding in 1x10 right after he’s killed somebody? that is exactly how roman looks at his kids like he is so proud

genuinely i think kids would give roman the purpose he so desperately needs in life. like i am not advocating for becoming a parent instead of going to therapy but he does seem to be floating aimlessly through life and having people who actually need him would do wonders for him

[impolitecrows]

a meem i stole because this is what i DO i’m very sorry

THE LAST: 1. Drink: cola 2. Phone call: ma. i called her to ask if i should get bread, forgetting that her phone was in my bag LOL 3. Text message: no dad i don’t have any more bottled water left :’/ 4. Song you listened to: stylish by loona 5. Time you cried: I DON’T REMEMBER its a good thing ig

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: i haven’t even dated one (1) person once (1) unless you count that one time that ended with me realizing that yeah im Def a lesbian 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no? 8. Been cheated on: lol nah 9. Lost someone special: last year, my baby girl doggo. it’s going to be a year in like two weeks. 10. Been depressed: oh boy have i! 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. navy blue 13. golden?? mustard?? yellow 14. warm grey

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: ayup 16. Fallen out of love: eh 17. Laughed until you cried: yes. a lot. bless my friends :’’’) 18. Found out someone was talking about you: talking... bad or good talking? idk, no? 19. Met someone who changed you: i.... guess?? 20. Found out who your friends are: this is so deep idk nan molla 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: ????

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all??? why would i 23. Do you have any pets: ayup, one long gal 24. Do you want to change your name: already have, kinda? i mean, legally? that would be nice. eliza klara sounds cool as fuck  25. What did you do for your last Birthday: jesus christ i don’t remember which means i probably was just fucking around in my room lol 26. What time did you wake up: today? like 11:15ish 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: studyin’!!! 28. Name something you can’t wait for: semester break, n for my hyyh2 album to arrive 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: (peeks outside my room) now 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: just one?? wish i took better care of my health ig 31. What are you listening to right now: tv in the next room 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yea 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my own fuckening procrastinatION 34. Most visited Website: twitter, tumble

LAST QUESTIONS

35. Mole/s: small ones everywhere on my body? but no fancy beauty marks on my face. injustive

36. Mark/s: scars, from which the coolest is on my thumb from 5th grade

37. Childhood dream: to be a veterinarian i guess lmao

38. Haircolor: v light blonde! my best oen

39. Long or short hair: medium length? i want to grow them to Long

40. Do you have a crush on someone: hhhh not really ? but miss kim bora and yuko takeuchi are making me feel things when i see their photos, so

41. What do you like about yourself: pretty sometimes. also my sense of humour

42. Piercings: one in each ear! wanna get some more

43. Bloodtype: AB

44. Nickname: Eli, dachshund and all cutesy versions of such

45. Relationship status: single lmao

46. Zodiac: leo but a very late one so i could as well be a virgo and in fact most of virgo stuff fits me so,

47. Pronouns: she/her! i used to use they/them but no one really used them, and i Live In A Society, so i just got used back to she/her lol

48. Favorite TV Show: do i have??? one???? ah uhhh barakamon? first two seasons of sherlock? is burn the stage a tv show? idk nan molla

49. Tattoos: are a good and interesting concept

50. Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: nnnnone?

52. Hair dyed in different color: i mean, lightened?

53. Sport: used to love swimming and volleyball and then i had to do it at school for a grade sgkjfhsgjhkfsj

55. Vacation (this year): god i wish. maybe i can save enough for a one day trip to prague ?

56. Pair of trainers: do i own one??? ah, i do. they’re grey and tearing on the inside. help

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: just finished a packet of milk dragees 58. Drinking: cola 59. I’m about to: study for tomorrow’s exam 61. Waiting for: hyyh2 to arrive, and for friday, for we’re Going Out To Get Smashed (not really) 62. Want: to pass all my exams, including the jlpt one 63. Get married: in this economy??? like (vague gesture at self) this???  64. Career: empty laughter

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: are we talking romantic or? i’ve only had hugs and they’re Larger. so hugs 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller! tall girls are the coolest 68. Older or younger: shrug? 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: either would make me swoon tbh 71. Sensitive or loud: IN WHAT CONTEXT  72. Hook up or relationship: a rs i’d say? 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: shrug, really

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: i’m polish 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no, as i don’t own them BUT i should probably 77. Turned someone down: bitter laugh

78. Sex in the first date: nah 79. Broken someone’s heart: yes. he took the time and effort to inform me of the state of his heart several times after that 80. Had your heart broken: (random cold character voice) i don’t have a heart 81. Been arrested: no??? 82. Cried when someone died: yes 83. Fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: who is she 85. Miracles: does dumb luck count?  86. Love at first sight: nah 87. Santa Claus: have i ever? idt so 88. Kiss on the first date: what do you mean if i believe in that... 89. Angels: who knows!!!

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: I AM BAD AT THIS friend??? best friend??? how do you tell the diff?? kinga 91. Eyecolor: greyblue? 92. Favorite movie: the hobbit trilogy, black panther, thor ragnarok, burn the stage the movie but if you remove the narration