#def gonna be the LAST trophy I get. if ever.

[unhingedlesbear]

TCOFS SPOILERS (Saying this bc oomf hasn't finished)

I still can't do the tcofs vore death 😭 I had tears in my eyes when I got it for Chris

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

Jimmy hart relationship belifes

For

Roddy pipper

Hogan cause why not some toxic

And what ever your favorite ones are

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG AHHHH

I hope this is okay?? I've never done one of these before-

Jimmy Hart x Roddy Piper

So I know I said it'd go either way... But in the end, I actually think they'd be good for each other.

- in the beginning it's def at each other's throats, not admitting they like each other

- but both of them are very protective in their own ways. Jimmy makes sure his guys are watching over Roddy if he's not around, and Roddy will fight anyone who dares to touch him. But he'll just say it's because he wants a fight. No other reason.

- they probably admit to liking each other when one of their arguments becomes too heated and it's more of rough hate making out and ~other stuff~

- they'd be kinky as hell. SORRY HAHA. Roddy loves man handling him, and as much as Jimmy squeaks, he loves it

- But when either of them are off or sad... The other one knows deep in their bones. They'd talk to each other in soft hushes and whispers, being gentle as can be. Many supportive touches and pats.

- theyd also support each other a lot. They're both in general very loving and supportive of the folks they care about

- also they're both energetic as hell. If someone gets both of them goin, well... Chaos is a comin'

- chaotic lovers <3

Jimmy Hart x Hulk Hogan

THE TOXIC SHIP. This is gonna break my heart to write ugh

- Who doesn't look up to Hogan? No one says no to him, and Jimmy wouldn't either. Star struck to be taken under his wing and the money ain't too bad either

- and at first it's real good. He takes care of him, treats him real well.

- not sure who would admit it first, but once they're together... That's when it gets bad

- he treats Jimmy like a piece of meat is probably the best way I could describe it. It's all about Hogan, rather than them being together. Jimmy is a trophy to him

- and maybe, Jimmy would try to leave. Everyone telling him to. But he loves the oaf and he loves hard. Plus, I'm sure Hogan would threaten him if he ever left - but Jimmy just convinces himself that that's his way of showing how much he cares

- Also I don't think Hogan knows how to be gentle. Like there's no sweetness to him, and Jimmy needs that sometimes. Underneath that sparky exterior, is still some fluffiness from his early days. Hogan is not a cuddler, so a lot of the times I think Jimmy would feel incredibly lonely

- I think both of them need different things spiritually that neither of them can fulfill for each other

Jimmy Hart x Adrian Adonis

These BOYS. I'd link just a million gifs for proof but here we go-

- There is so much eye fluttering and cuteness and everyone can see it except Jimmy. He's the last one to find out his feelings

- Adrian keeps dancing around it, flirting, being very not subtle, but Jimmy is uh. One brain cell man.

- Adrian makes the first move and Jimmy is so confused. Like he wants it, wants Adrian so bad, but is that right? He should be focusing on work, not this amazing loveable man before him-

- and before long , Jimmy is happily a puppy dog for Adrian. And Adrian never abuses that. Teases and taunts him for sure, but never abuses. Adrian keeps him safe, they're constantly together. They talk about everything under the sun.

- they understand each other with barely saying a word. Just a touch or a glance.

- Jimmy also cannot stop touching him. If he could, he'd just live right on his shoulder at all times

- and Adrian returns it, mostly in private though. Sometimes it's sexual, but a lot of the times it's more sensual - petting and cuddles.

- such snuggle bugs ooommmgggg

- also they're sneaky little bastards together, pulling pranks on others. Tricksters, if you will.

- anyways yeah they're perfect together and I wub themb

[amarawash]

[ cis woman. she/her ] Welcome to Aurora Bay, AMARA WASHINGTON ! I couldn’t help but notice you look an awful lot like JASMIN SAVOY BROWN . You must be the TWENTY-EIGHT year old HIGH SCHOOL SOCCER COACH . Word is you’re ASTUTE but can also be a bit TACTLESS and your favorite song is WILDFLOWER BY BILLIE EILLISH . I also heard you’ll be staying in CRYSTAL COVE . I’m sure you’ll love it!

pinterest. - navigation.

THE BASICS.

NAME : amara garnette washington. AGE : twenty-eight. BIRTHDAY : may 30th. HOMETOWN : aurora bay, ca. CURRENT RESIDENCE : fisher cove. SEXUALITY : homoromantic. FAMILY : unnamed mother & father.

PERSONALITY.

+TRAITS : astute, dauntless, & maverick. -TRAITS : frivolous, perverse, & tactless . LIKES : soccer, traveling, working out, trader joes, 80's nostalgia, sports in general, mocktails . DISLIKES : ab high soccer team (yawn), wasted potential, old trophies, more tba (like i know there's way more but i can't think rn) .

APPERANCE.

Hair : brown & shoulder length. Eye : brown. Body Build : athletic. Height : 5' 7''. Scar/Markings : scar on right knee from surgery. Piercing : n/a. (gonna get some tho.) Tattoos : n/a.

BIO.

( tw. injury & mention of drug abuse.)

At the age of five, with cleats strapped onto her feet, she stepped onto the soccer field for the first time. Chasing after the ball surrounded by a horde of children her age, all of them driven by the same goal. Her first attempt at scoring resulted in the ball landing in her own goal, but the cheers that erupted from the bleachers and the field awakened something within her. Her passion for the sport began shortly after that incident. By the age of ten, her parents had enrolled her not only in a community league but also in a private travel league. She spent countless hours and days on turfed fields, practicing with that little black and white ball that had become the center of her life. As she entered high school, the question gradually shifted from whether the girl had the potential to go pro to when she would go pro. She became a breath of fresh air for recruiters and the youngest member on the Aurora Bay's varsity soccer team. Eventually even taking the title as captain her junior year. With excellent grades and exceptional technique, Amara found herself in Florida after graduating. Her plan was to stay there for the next four years and earn a degree in sports and fitness. However, by the time her junior year came around, she had already been scouted. At the young age of twenty-one, she signed a six-year contract worth $1 million with The Kansas City Currents. With her exceptional skills, she had hopes of extending the contract after winning numerous awards, such as Rookie of the Year and MVP. However, in her sixth year, everything changed when she suffered a life-altering injury on the field - a torn ACL. She recalls the day vividly, looking up at the screen and seeing herself lying on the ground, tears in her eyes while clutching her right leg. She remembers her teammates surrounding her and a stretcher being brought onto the field to take her away. The end of her career seemed to flash before her eyes. She attempted to expedite her recovery, but pushing herself beyond the advised limits ended up causing more harm than good. When she realized she was relying on medication more than necessary, she understood that she needed assistance. She returned home to Aurora Bay, CA a year later, with only half of the money she had originally signed for. Her parents welcomed her back with open arms, but the long-term effects of losing the one thing she had ever loved had lasting damage. Amara has been in town now a little over a year and currently resides in Crystal Cove Condominiums. She's currently the soccer coach for Aurora Bay High School.

HEADCANNONS.

- was def homeschooled up until high school . - was in a out of state rehab prior to coming back to AB. - HATES the fact that she was determined unfit to return to the league and finish her contract. - runs the high school soccer team as if it's the military. -more tba.

WANTED CONNECTIONS.

old teammates / coworkers / friends / exes / hook-ups / gym rat buddies / confidents / neighbors / i'm open to everything and anything, and always down to plot out future plots.

TAKEN CONNECTIONS.

tba.

[lilfishiefigureskates]

Skate Canada Review

Men:

Ilia Malinin (USA) Total Score 301.82 - Congrats to Ilia for qualifying for the Grand Prix Final! Despite the challenge of going to back to back competitions Ilia had no problem with securing his second gold medal of the Grand Prix series. Technically he preformed better than he did at Skate America, but I think he was definitely feeling a bit tired, and I think he was struggling especially in the middle section of his free program. His short program has grown on me a lot even tho it’s literally the ugliest costume I’ve ever seen. Also, I’ve been hearing that this was the last time he will be competing in his current free skate costume which is a tragedy, because it’s the best costume he’s had and really don’t see him getting a better one. I think his PCS score was too high.

Shun Sato (Japan) Total Score 261.12 - I think it’s such a slay to skate to Ladies in Lavender when you’re not a lady. He absolutely slayed his short program, but he needs to get his step sequence up from a level 2, because that’s bogging his score down a bit. He struggled a bit in the free program, so I am looking forward to seeing it once he gets it clean. I really liked both of his costumes and I like the new hair color. #FurecocoTrioForever

Junhwan Cha (South Korea) Total Score 260.31 - I am so happy that Jun made it onto the podium!!!! However, I’m going to be honest when I say I’m not really vibing with his programs this season. The Imagine Dragons short program makes no sense to me, and I don’t really like the Latina lady screaming at me in his free program, but his blouse is beautiful, so I will say that I like his free better than his short. There’s lots of room to grow in his free program, and he only had 2 combos, so we def need to change that. His Ina Bauer was great, but he finished a little late on the music. IDK why the judges didn’t give the PCS skills he deserved. He was robbed.

Sota Yamamoto (Japan) Total Score 257 - I love Sota so much and I wish there was four spots on the podium cause I wanted him to be on the podium so badly!!! I love the purple shirt in the short program, and overall the short was very solid. I also really liked his free program. At first I thought it was gonna be a bit boring but the music did a great job at building through the program. I’m absolutely gutted that he fell on his 4T. He also needs to work on not telegraphing his jumps as much.

Vladimir Litvintsev (Azerbaijan) Total Score 222.9 - I had no idea who he was but then I realized that he was the fool who skated to the Lion King while wearing a tiger print t-shirt lol. The Game of Thrones short program was pretty solid. Didn’t love the Nutcracker EPIC version tho, especially the singing at the end. Keep it all Xmas music or don’t use Xmas music. I think he ran out of steam a bit in the second half of his program, and he needs more choreography cause right now he just has a lot of crossovers.

Gabriele Frangipani (Italy) Total Score 222.57 - Who needs Daniel Grassl when we got this guy! He was giving me Adam Driver vibes, and I think it’s cause they have similar noses. Tbh I don’t really remember much from his programs, and they just felt a bit meh to me, but on his defense I was half asleep during his free program. Hopefully he’ll be less meh at the NHK trophy.

Aleksa Rakic (Canada) Total Score 222.49 - Having this guy as the highest scoring Canadian was not on my bingo card. He seems to struggle a bit on his 3A and overall i thought his jump technique was kinda ugly. Overall he had pretty consistently low GOEs on his jumping elements and he didn’t perform well. Lots of room to grow at least.

Jason Brown (USA) Total Score 218. 75 - My beloved. On the technical level, he did not have the best skates, but his overall skating skills remain unmatched. Jason usually isn’t competing this early in the season, so hopefully he just needs more time to get into the groove. I am not really vibing with free music. It was very one note and a little boring ngl. I did like the cartwheel tho.

Stephen Gogolev (Canada) Total Score 216. 84 - Had a pretty good short program but fell apart during the free. Needed more speed and energy, and he needed to EMOTE! He kinda just looked tired

Mark Gordonitsky (Israel) Total Score 213.31 - Meh.

Luc Econmides (France) Total Score 211.88 - IDk why but I always forget what he looks like and then I get surprised when I see him and he looks like he does. Interstellar program was interesting with the head twitching at the beginning and the fake writing at the end but my man was ACTING so I will take it. Had a super scary axis on his 3A in the short and on the 3Lz in the free.

Roman Sadovsky (Canada) WD - I guess he tweaked his back before the event started which is why he wasn’t doing any jumps during practice. But luckily, the injury should have no long lasting impact. I feel so bad for this guy, I feel like he always has the worst luck.

Women:

Kaori Sakamoto (Japan) Total Score 201.21 - I love Kaori so much. She is definitely pushing herself with both of her programs this season, and I just don’t think she feels comfortable yet in either of them. The short was solid, but she did have some unexpected trouble in the free. She looked a little tired, but that’s okay cause we are early in the season, so there’s still time to build up stamina. The blonde hair is starting to grow on me and I love both of the costumes.

Rino Matsuike (Japan) Total Score 192.16 - Talk about the COMEBACK QUEEN. I love the Moulin Rogue program so it better be clean at Finlandia. Her free program was honestly the highlight of the weekend. She had a GORGEOUS spiral and overall excellent skating skills and quality of movement. She slayed.

Hana Yoshida (Japan) Total Score 191.37 - I really liked her short program. She just had a little boo boo with the step out on the combo, and I think she could use more speed during her stsq. I really liked her dress for the free program, but I did not like the mesh gloves. It’s a shame she went down on the 3Lz.

Kimmy Repond (Switzerland) Total Score 191.07 - IDK why but I did not expect her to do as well as she did. Idk how tall she is, but she looks super tall, and her long limbs just looked a bit awkward. I’m pretty sure she ended a smidge behind her music in both the short and the free. I thought she had really nice spins tho.

Madeline Schizas (Canada) Total Score 190.04 - Dear Maddie, there is only one Lion King program and it belong to Wakaba. I did like the Danse Macabre free tho. I’m glad she went with red for the costume instead of black. She was one of my highlights of the weekend, cause I was just so happy that she skated two clean programs in front of her home crowd!!!This was probably the best I’ve seen her perform.

Alysa Liu (USA) Total Score 187.69 - Miss girl kinda got hit hard with the URs, but she still had a great return to the Grand Prix! I really liked both of her programs, especially the free. I think she needs to build up her stamina a smidge, but I’m just so happy to she her back it makes by heart flutter.

Elyce Lin-Gracey (USA) Total Score 182.37 - I wanted her to do good so badly. She almost got the same exact scores that she got at Skate America, so at least she is consistent. But she is just a lil’ cutie and she just needs time to develop and grow! Props to her for competing back to back.

Kaiya Ruiter (Canada) Total Score 162.32 - I liked the short program, but I didn’t realize the free was a Wonder Woman program until we got to the end of the program and the electric guitars were doing the Wonder Woman thing. Had a couple of URs and a two footed landing. But she was very cute, and very engaging.

Ekaterina Kurakove (Poland) Total Score 162.07 - ‘Twas a rough short program. Stepped out on the lutz and it was under-rotated and she didn’t get her combo. She was also pretty slow on the spins. However, she kept on emoting throughout the whole performance. I’m not vibing with the Cats program. Her first mistake was picking the movie version. Her second mistake was wearing the cat ears. Just felt very juniorish to me. I also think there were too many music cuts.

Sara-Maude Dupuis (Canada) Total Score 160.46 - Couldn’t get her combo in the short. Had a crazy axis on the 3Lz in the free and was just getting a lot of URs in general. Overall her jumps were just looking a bit scary. She wore a green dress tho and I thought she slayed

Seoyeong Wi (South Korea) Total Score 140.85 - Got hit hard with the URs. I really liked both of her programs and I thought her costumes were gorgeous, but she just didn’t perform well to them. She really ran out of gas at the end of the free program.

Yelim Kim - (South Korea) Total Score 136.14 - This honestly made me so sad. She is such a beautiful skater but the jumps are just not there. I guess she is recovering from back surgery?!?!?!? Idk, I just really don’t want to watch her perform another disaster program.

Pairs:

Deanna Stellato-Dudek / Maxime Deschamps (Canada) Total Score 197.33 - They’re obviously not in top shape yet, but like I’ve been saying, we’re still early in the season so no need to freak out. Did not really vibe with the short program. The heavy breathing really turned me off, and I’ve learned that this cover was used for 50 Shades of Grey, which turned me off even more. I do like the free a lot better, but IDK what the theme is, or what it’s about. They have a shared dog and it’s super cute.

Ekaterina Geynish / Dmitrii Chigirev (Uzbekistan) Total Score 189.65 - I did not like the weird opening movements in the short. A little trouble with the throw jumps but pretty good overall synchro.

Anastasia Golubeva / Hektor Giotopoulos Moore (Australia) Total Score 186.14 - I hated the music change in the short. And they copied Kao’s free program for their free program lol.

Dance:

Piper Gilles / Paul Poirier (Canada) Total Score 214.84 - The costumes in the rhythm slayed, but his backless suit in the free traumatized me. I get the what they were going for but I don’t think it was executed well. They are so fast, and they are both excellent performers

Marjorie Lajoie / Zachary Lagha (Canada) Total Score 199.9 - I liked the in synch lip syncing, but I did not like it when they FELL! They are so fast on the twizzles and they serve so much face. I’ve heard people don’t like the Sound of Silence free, but I was vibing with it.

Evgeniia Lopareva / Geoffrey Brissaud (France) Total Score 194.25 - Look they were great, but I just don’t vibe with them and IDK why. Rasputin rhythm dance was insane but in a good way. Maybe they’ll grow on me.

[mayaree-darling]

If Sukuna has a s/o he willing still be a bit meanie but he will act so spoiled with his S /o

I am a hoe for all the cute shit with Sukuna as an S/O, like I religiously check the damn tag whenever I feel sad and need some feelgood fics, but I truthfully cannot imagine this fucker with an S/O. A trophy, though? Now that’s another thing. But I’ll spare you my ideas on that for another time.

def agree that the fucker is spoiled as shit, though

Imma try doing some headcanons that can fit how I write him, anon

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Headcanons for Sukuna and S/O Reader

Would he call you his S/O?

he’s never gonna admit that he sees you as an S/O

not you or anyone in this fucking planet or beyond the grave is ever gonna hear him say it

he’s not gonna understand what a “significant other” is anyway

“is it a curse or some shit???” 

no wait you know what yeah he’ll probably think you cursed him with how much he cared enough to let you stick around

yeah he’ll definitely call you His Curse lmao

if someone tries to explain the concept to him, he’ll laugh at their face

him??? with an S/O??? 

if you told him that he’ll let you live just because he hasn’t laughed that hard in centuries

everyone else gets cut down to itty bitty pieces because how dare they even think he’ll stoop so low to be called someone’s equal?

but really, he’s not gonna see a point in calling you that?

what’s in it for him?

and also - do you want to die??

oh he’ll love that you’d refer to yourself as “his”, but the repercussions of anyone else knowing that????

unfortunately, he’s not around enough to ensure that no curse or sorcerer wouldn’t use you to get to him

so he runs the risk of losing you, sure

but also what does it say about him if he did lose you??? 

losing you easily to some shmuck that could barely fight him face to face and decided to play dirty??? nah man. 

he ain’t calling you an S/O

closest to him admitting you were worth more to him compared to anyone else would be saying he’s deemed you worthy to be kept close

in normal human talk, he means he likes having you around

anyone with eyes can tell the guy likes you though, so the term is passed around behind his (yuuji’s) back

if anyone asks him how he felt about you, he brushes them aside (if he’s feeling particularly happy)

there’s no point in denying or reaffirming that you are important to him to anyone

he knows it

and you probably do, too

i mean come on

the King of Curses - the guy who cuts and kills anything that breathes in his direction - letting you live each time you come across each other?

that’s special treatment if anyone has ever seen it

Anyways, slightly “domestic” HCs (or as domestic as Sukuna can get):

mouths off (haha get it coz he’s just a mouth now lol) at anyone he sees standing way too close or talking for far too long with you

you could be using your time spending it with him so why tf waste it on someone else

Gojo uses you as a Sukuna diffuser every now and then

he noticed that Sukuna controls his range of destruction while you’re around 

at the very least, he moves you out of the way first or moves the fight somewhere you won’t get caught in his line of carnage

if he and Yuuji switch without notice (or when he asks to switch and Yuuji actually lets him) and there’s no reason for him to wreak havoc, bet your ass he has you close by

if it’s been a while since he’s been out in the open, he’s gonna use his time annoying the fuck out of you

you’re always just a step away from throwing hands with this guy

it’s not like you would, though

and it’s not like he’ll let you hit him let’s be real

finds it hilarious that you talk like you can even manage to last a second with him in battle (never gonna admit that you probably can get his ass handed to him)

when he’s not being too loud or too annoying, he’s inexplicably too quiet

will order you to talk for the both of you

“Uh??? What do I say???” “You have a brain, don’t you, brat? Just keep talking until I tell you to stop.” “????”

just his way of asking you how your day was or how you’ve been without him

Just Sukuna Things (tm)

you mention off hand that someone’s trying to get your attention

oops their name is on the Hit List the next time it’s Sukuna’s turn with the body

it’s not that he’s afraid he’s gonna lose you

nah he’s more concerned you won’t be able to spend as much time with him

and that’s a no no

he especially loves it when you’re talking shit about people 

negative energy and all that

and the fact that it’s coming from you? 

ahhh 

that’s like a treat made for him

so yeah time spent with him y’all are just shit talking others

or shit talking each other

very wholesome haha

since Yuuji’s not allowed to go anywhere without supervision, you being a sorcerer is a plus right now

whenever you and Yuuji go to town

nope nope nope that ain’t Yuuji anymore ah fuck

guess you ain’t getting any grocery shopping done for the day

Sukuna gets you to take him to your favorite spots

if he doesn’t like them of course he’s gonna talk shit about it

be thankful he doesn’t try to burn them down yikes

doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened before

all the paperwork you had to do jfc thanks Sukuna

if the guy didn’t make comments about killing everything the whole time you’re walking around you could actually believe you were in a date

loves to cuddle you

not because its cute or anything

nah he just likes seeing you struggle from his grasp when you’ve been in his arms for too long and it starts getting uncomfortable

“Sukuna, come on, I need to go to the bathroom.” “Hmm? Did you say something, brat? I can’t seem to hear you.” “Sukuna, come on....” “I’m going to take a nap. Be quiet.” “Sukuna??? SUKUNA!”

if you don’t pay attention to him while he’s out in the open

you can’t 

you just can’t

if you try harder not to notice him

then he’s going to try harder to make you notice him

bitch will throw you fucking down to the ground if he has to

and if you try even harder to ignore him?

he’s gonna start destroying shit

you can’t ignore him now since you’re a sorcerer right?

you have to stop him right?

“Oi. Look at me. Are you ignoring me again?” “...” “...Is that a school down there? Interesting! Were children always that small?” “Don’t even think about it.” “That’s what I thought, brat.”

so yeah

the King of Curses is especially spoiled with you

after all, he actually makes time for you

so it’s just fair that you give him double what he gives you

after all, you love him right?

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✨ Masterlist ✨

🌙 Disclaimer: Characters are not mine and belong to their respective creators. Their portrayal is merely my own interpretation of them and may not be accurate to their intended characterization. I stake no claim to the original works, only to the ideas and plot of the fictitious stories I’ve written them into.

[refriedweeb]

HOW THEY REACT TO SEEING YOU IN THEIR SHIRT AND NOTHING ELSE (18+)

A/N: every character here has been aged up to adulthood/adult relationships. This isn’t all the male characters of MHA - if you want to see a part two lmk!

Katsuki Bakugou

gonna try to play it nonchalant

stares at you a second too long after you catch him staring

swears he isn’t staring bc he drinks his respect women juice

when you accept his lie he goes back to staring at you, chin in hand

wonders how many times you’ve done this while he wasn’t there

calls you a dumbass tease and tells you to come sit in his lap so he can get a better look at this shirt

somehow it’s the one he’s been looking for for months

another lie

“guess I’m gonna need this back.”

becomes a wrestling match to get it off

he wins and gets to see you topless

this isn’t something either of you feel the need to complain about

Izuku Midoriya

he definitely catches you in an all might shirt of his

thinks he’s died and gone to fantasy heaven

because you in that shirt and nothing else is better than Christmas with all his dream gifts

any paperwork he’s doing is quickly abandoned bc there’s no way he’s focusing on anything else

you’re coy and know exactly what you’re doing teasing your innocent minded boyfriend

leading him around the house like some lost puppy and Izuku is more than happy to trail after you

whines for you to just let him see you in it so he can hold and kiss you and tell you how good you look wearing his clothes

is like a kid in a candy store and is very crabby once you let him get a hold

gets you into bed and has his hands under your (his) shirt in a second asking if you have any idea how good you look wearing his clothes

you do

you have no problem letting him know how good you feel wearing it either 

Shoto Todoroki

has absolutely no idea how to react when you walk by him working at his computer in nothing but a dress shirt he wears for public events

is actually speechless

tries to go back to his work but you aren’t having that

once you flop next to him with that button down inching up your thighs you have his attention

as if you didn’t already

he asks you what you’re doing

“just lounging”

Todoroki huffs and turns his attention to the buttons on that shirt

and how slowly he’s going to undo them with hands or teeth he hasn’t quite decided yet or what he’s going to leave behind on your skin

and how he’s going to admonish you for distracting him from the hero paperwork he’s supposed to be doing

you’re lucky you’re the hottest distraction

Denki Kaminari

does a double take when he sees you strolling into the kitchen in a tank top of his underwear

has to think of it’s his birthday bc there’s no way you let him see side boob unless it’s a holiday or birthday

scrambles over the sofa from where he was sat and into the kitchen bc he has to be sure it’s you

practically short circuits himself out when he realizes that yes, it is you and you look

electric

tries to play it cool but he’s fumbling over his words because the way you look should be illegal

wants to touch you and when you finally do he ends up shocking the part of you he’s touched

it’s not the worst feeling in the world so you tell him to do it again

Denki thinks he’s being rewarded for all the good things he’s done in life

the tank top ends up torn and unwearable

he keeps it as a trophy despite you telling him to get rid of it

Eijiro Kirishima

you two are set to get some fighting done and Kirishima is pumped up as ever

until you come outside in a shirt of his knitted at your stomach and in a pair of shorts that are an inch away from being underwear

he catches flies in his mouth bc he forgets how to close it

suddenly doesn’t want to fight anymore but any chance to get his hands on that body is a chance he’s taking

he puts up a good fight but there’s no way he’s manly enough not to be seduced by the way your backside jiggles and peaks out when you move out of his way

total himbo

is so determined to win bc he made a bet with you that was impure in every way possible and he wants to make good on what you promised him so bad

when you’ve got him pinned and are sitting on his chest with your victory, he doesn’t waste a second before leaving his bite mark on your backside, tearing little holes in the fabric

is not one bit sorry about it

promises to buy as many pairs of those shorts if you wear them every day

Hanta Sero

is def not afraid to show his interest in what you’re wearing

“is that mine” “maybe” “come closer so I can see”

not afraid to use his quirk when you tease out of his grasp, will go full office mate on you and get you wrapped up

is a tease as well, takes his time tearing through the tape to see if he’s right

he is

will tickle you for being such a brat and it won’t be long into the tickling match where things get a bit intense

does not miss the shirt when it gets a hole ripped in a spot or two

it’s just a shirt and you’re you after all 

legs around his waist and his arms pinning your wrist down, Sero doesn’t think it’s such a bad thing that you’re wearing his shirt anymore

not that he thought it was a bad thing to begin with 

after that he starts purposefully folding his shirts in with your wash so you get the picture to do it more

Mashirao Ojiro

wholesome af is starstruck when he sees you wondering around in his shirt

doesn’t say anything to you directly at first

but pops his head over the sofa like a curious animal when you have your back turned

another one who is def gonna use his quirk to get your attention with it

lets his tail smack you on the backside while you’re walking away

will absolutely try to be innocent about it

is not innocent

he just wants to be able to touch your butt but is too shy to ask you

you tell him you’ve been dating for long enough now that he can just touch your butt if he really wants to without asking

makes him blush 

bc a lot more than just butt touching happens when you push your backside towards him

Hitoshi Shinsou

a huge fan of waking up next to you to see you in a shirt of his

like, a super huge fan

it’s one of those long sleeved black and white striped shirts bc you know

emo(tm)

the way it just lifts up over your stomach and he can see some love bitten skin underneath it

he might have just woken up but the last thing on his mind is sleep

run his thumb just under the hem of the shirt, watching you stir in your sleep

tickles the skin there, admiring the way it fits so loosely on you

shinsou is a good person by nature but seeing how the shirt falls over your body when you roll towards him drives him to want to do bad things

he plays it cool until you wake up on your own time but the minute you do

“I'm hungry, I know what I want for breakfast”

[evieoftheisle-remade]

for the honesty hour thing, do all the even number ones 😎

AAAAAAA ily thanks for all the questions, now hopefully all my answers make sense pff

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Depends on who I’m with! If it’s a small group I can be really outgoing, and especially around my friends. In school I tend to be really quiet and hardly talk at all.


4. Are you easy to get along with?I like to think so? Sometimes I could see myself being a little overbearing or disagreeable.


6. What kind of people are you attracted to?NICE PEOPLE, if you’re nice to me I’ll cry.


8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?Hmmm dunno, my ex I guess tbh.


10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?My best friend Talia! We hung out at lunch today which was rad bc we hardly have time, and we talked abt feelings.


12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?-Cry Wolf— The girl and the dreamcatched-Howl— Florence and the machine (Oh my gosh wolf theme here jeez)-Rainclouds— The arcadian wind-No guts, no glory— Cassio monroe-Jump into the fog— The wombats


14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Kinda, yea!


16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Bruh


18. Do you still talk to your first crush?HOoh man who even was my first crush? Nah i dont think so


20. Do you like your neighbors?OMG my neighbors are a nice elderly italian couple whos son still lives w them, and he talks rlly loud and gruff and loves comic books and is like a friendly lumberjack and theyre great


22. Where would you like to travel?Anywhere sounds nice w friends! Road trips are def my style, just place to place yknow.


24. Favorite part of your daily routine?The couple hours before my sister and I go to bed, when we just chill in her room and draw or talk!


26. What do you do when you wake up?Bathroom probably lol


28. Who are you most comfortable around?My sister 100%


30. Do you ever want to get married?Maybe, idk


32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?NAH


34. Do you play sports? What sports?I dont play sports lol


36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?YA


38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Idk, someone nice who makes me smile and I can make smile. Idc


40. What do you want to do after high school?cry


42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?I’m probably in a mood, sometimes I just detach bc something minor upsets me and it takes me a while to find a voice/personality again


44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?BOTH SOUND TERRIFYING but im gonna say ocean yea ill stay on earth thx


46. What are you paranoid about?My dad finding my blog or hearing me talk abt really personal stuff he wouldnt approve of


48. Have you ever been drunk?Nupe


50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Grey


52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?Make my voice normal lol


54. Favourite store?BARNES & NOBLE OMg


56. Favourite colour?
ALL maybe pastel purples/pinks??!!


58. Last thing you ate?
Pasta lol


60. Ever won a competition? For what?Cant remember asdffg. I won a camp competition and the trophy was an old icee machine theyd spray painted silver. my teams names all got written on it.


62. Been arrested? For what?NO OMG


64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?I have two tbh. My technical first kiss was this girl who sprung it on me w/o asking, i was still dating another guy at the time. it was surprising and a little intense, it freaked me out and i hate remembering itWhat i like to call my real first kiss was w the guy id been dating at the time, he kissed me after band practice and both our dads were in the room but it was really cute and sweet


66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS and i love them all so much. All my real friends ive known for so many years, and most of my tumblr friends are pretty new but i have so much love for all yall


68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr. twitters cool but it confuses me haha


70. Names of your bestfriends? Katie, courtney, chris, stef, & talia !


72. What colour are your towels?Uuuuh is it bad i cant remember? Red? We have a few colors cuz their all old and dont rlly match


72. How many pillows do you sleep with? (??? theres two 72s omg lol)HELLA


74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?I have a pillow pet and a toothless build a bear lmao, and theres probably like 4ish other merch plushiss that i love


76. What colour is your underwear?pink pff


78. Favourite ice cream flavour?coffee!!


80. What colour pants?Dark blue denim!


82. Favourite movie?Hmm Descendants probs heheh. Or HTTYD!


84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Ive only seen mean girls, and that was like years ago hahaha


86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?NEMO


88. Last person you talked to today?My sister ;3;


90. Name a person you love?YOU BB


92. In a fight with someone?Na bro


94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?Like 5ish that i use regularly, probably more tho


96. Favourite actress?


Hummm Dove cameron lol


98. Do you tan a lot?YES in the summer yea


100. How are you feeling?Tired & a little anxious


102. Do you regret anything from your past?YA always


104. Do you miss anyone from your past?A friend i used to have in middle school and freshmen year lol, but he moved


106. Ever broken someone’s heart?Not that i know of. maybe.


108. What should you be doing?ENGLISH HW ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WHAT CAN YA DO


110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?Mmm


112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?Katie (My sister), I bet. Yikes.


114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?YA


116. Are you listening to music right now?Radio in the car! Idk the song, its pop but its new so i dunno it yet


118. Do you like Chinese food?Yea


120. Are you afraid of the dark?SOMETIMES BRO


122. Is cheating ever okay?NO??? NO!!!


124. Do you believe in love at first sight?Not really


126. Are you currently bored?Luckily anxiety is occupying me idk if “bored” is quite the word for it


128. Would you change your name?Hmmm maybe maybe not, idc. 
If I changed it it be to something like peter or even nico

130. Do you like subway?Eeeeh


132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?This questions repeated i think but my friend Talia!


134. Can you count to one million?WH i mean theoretically… ye..s?


136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Open, so the cat can get in/out


138. Curly or Straight hair?Mines p straight


140. Summer or Winter?Summer


142. Favourite month?March


144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?MILK CHOCOLATE


146. Was today a good day?It was pretty good yeah!!


148. What’s your favourite quote?

“Comparison will kill you” idk who its by


150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line“He didn’t have the time to dawdle here like this now”

[throwingideasatthewall]

Clone Wars    Episode 10

        Lair of Grievous

An interesting     episode title

 For sure

 [Quote]

  Most powerful is he who controls      his own power

I really    Like       This      Quote

Being a fan of ... accountability

Notably

“Vice      Gunroy

   Escapes,”

Ahhhhh

   I mean?

 The        Episode      Before       Was      (Marginally)         Better        ....         

   To         It’s    Pre      de   cessor

 Why     do       I         Get        The         Feeling             This          Is        Gonna           Be           A         Long        Run..?

    Any       way

    That’s         Going

    Only       that         one         Guy

    No...       -Body         Else

   Uhm

  Kit        Fisto

  What?!

  Okay

 Guess

   His      design        Looks           Neat

    And          No         Ahsoka!       (The         Bad       Parts.)

“Gun-”

 “And     Return    Him       Just-”

Ena     bling!      Where       he’ll      be     put        in      a     cell       with   other     inmates   that   don’t    deserve     that

And       a     distraction      from   reckoning       with       the     consequences       of     his     actions

(And    the     hope     of     getting      out)

“ I know we’re in the middle of     nowhere,”

 I like this   guy

He sounds cool

Has a personality

(An over involved        one?”

But generally good

This might help my     nerves     after     last     episode

Very     chill

Nice

- Oh spoke     too     soon

So has your old Padawan       Dolved

???

Seriously, does everyone keep track of everyone else’s       Padawan

Obi-Wan, it made sense because he’s an   over involved       dick

But, seriously

Shouldn’t that     be   left    To   Yoda as the grand high   Jedi?

He is the guy that okay’s these requests, right?

It’ll   be   great   to   see   Nadar   again

Dude,     he’s   busy

“ i’ll   transmit      the   coordinates      for      the     ren      dez      vous     point,”

Hey     they   got   Ahsoka right!

Maybe     this     episode     won’t   be     a     headache

(Also they just casually    help him      stalk    his apprentice?

 Like,     that   should     be     his   choice

Like yeah  two heads are better than one but that doesn’t mean he agrees   to be a two- headed dragon

Dick   move

And-       It’s    Gone        (to be fair,       it’s only       slightly         too     much         Tone         Than      Ne    cess     ary

“Yet,”

  No

“Good hunting”

  NO!

Well....         It’s       Over,

Okay....

Nice     backgrounds,

This is a really neat   land

Oh, now     they’re     landing

Oh,     cool

Fog     -gy

Neat

Po   -or     Be     -epy              Ro      -bot

 He   can’t     see     any       -thing

“you’ll     be    fine      R6,”

You   have   legs

Not   pleas   ed

Hav   ing         A               Good      Time

“Nadar,”

*Bows*

Dear   frick   who   invited   him   here?

Like,     Dude

Even     if     the     Gen   shares     the   same   inspiration     as   you,       you   still   have     to     obey         by    the   rules     of       tox

 Aka   you   don’t     get     to   be    a   dick   just   because     it’s      a     differ     ent      gen

You   get   kicked       to     the   accoun   -t- ability     curve,         just      as   well

Walk                Ing        into            Some’s      bus    -i      ness      un   warrant   ed    And   un    -ask-      ed     For     Is      Tox

  And     then,           to    follow       it      up,      with       hey          you        did        well       on the           test          we make         you        take!”

    To     prove        we     can’t     assume    authority        over      you

 [Jedi   master     ship         I     believe]

  I’m surprised dude doesn’t say      ‘yeah       your     stupid   club         sucks,”

 “ i’m     sorry        the      war    pre      -vented     me       from   seeing     your      train    ing   through     to    the   end”]

wait   dude’s        Mentor     bitched    out     and      he      still      had       to      take         the         test?!

Murder      is       now      on      the      table!*

   Note; this is a joke

    I   never   advocate   death   over   account   ability

But, geez       Dude got     screwed      over

   You     were      missed    master

 How    old       is     he?

 I’m   going    with   adult-

Knight     Ok      he    has   enthusiasm   

We’re   all   good!

Then    let’s    have     a     look

Allow       me     to     show        the     way

Trans   lation;      Stop    ass    um      ing    

au     tho  rity

Good     for      him

Pretty    pow.

Also   yeah   just   casually   found

“Charming,”

That’s      a   back   -handed   compliment

Like   calling   something   “quaint”

 Dude     if     you’re   going   to      be    on          this             Quest,        Be      Nice,

 Look   after    the   ships

Oh     those     poor      guys

What       happens     to them?

  [Also     ships?]

Okay

 So,     Sith     mon     astery

No      Guards

It’s a Sith   mon    as     tery     surrounded   by     fog

Clearly       they      were      going       for      stealth

[And     it       Is    pretty      re       mote]

The   ent       rance     looks   sealed

 Yeah      It’s    Old

Possibly     -came in the      back    entrance

 And hoped       no one     wou ld    suspect

[We   specialize     in   ma   king   entrances]

Should     n’t     Dude          (Jedi)     Know       That

  Their,       Jedi

   Also        yeah       the      place     clearly      built       for    stealth

    Let’s       bomb       open        the       front       door

     Not        like        they         could       sneak        out            a          back          way

     This           will        make         less         noise

      Thank            you      common          sense

       But,              It           will            still             allow           them                 a              lot              of             time               To              Es              cape

          Like;    

This why staking out is     important

Patience     the both        of you

 THE      NERVE!

  Dude       he got here         First!

   You        wanna         help?

  Be     back up!

 “ A second look     usually      pays       off,”

   On hand,     yes- scouting      ahead       is      good

  On the    other-

   DICK           way        of        put      ting       it

   You      want        to        explore?

    Do          it      your        self

  You      just     assu      med       author        ity       over        a  wh-          ole      group          of      people

      Stopping             them              from             doing              their              thing

[I’m     fully       expec        -ting        him         to       snap          at         five

Like he’s being   pretty   enab-     ling

But   Dude’s       being         a      prick

  [pla  -ying by the        rule of      “But,”         Inst         ead         Of       “Or,”           Or        “And,”

   During          their      re    latively       func   -tional   mission

[dude     never     said      he    couldn’t      blow      up        the        mon     astery

  Just    stated         the fact         and        went        about          his           biz

A nice     factor

 “What’s       this,”

    A      stone

   Bull         -shit

 Whelp

   Smug        Ass

    You        smell         that?

 Arro   gance?

[let him     get    caught     in     a      trap]

“ smells        like     droids,”

 Metal      Does      -

 It’s     too dark to see      anything

   There’s       white       bulbs

Also     [Forgot to     mention],      Chek       Ov’s         Gun?

[For     the    Gun]

 Whelp

  They          Have        Lights

 [Also,            Dark       side      shadowing]

   Whelp

    Hey         at least        there’s not as much point

     Whelp

[I sense     there’s something     here]

 Yeah?!

 Was          that       not          the whole point?

 Whelp,

 A rusted     out      old      factory

   Whelp

    Poss-          Ibly

    Watch-           Ing

    “Ssh,”

      You         sure        about         that?

    Whelp

  “Well     that was   some thing,”

   Jedi,         you gonna            do anything      about that?

    Whelp

    Dude          Taking         point

     Aga       -in

   Whelp

 Ordering      someone else’s     troops

  [I seriously hope        that       comes to bite him         in the ass]

     Roger          Roger

     Crud         it’s the moon                             clones!

No,      just droids up the stairs

Neat

They     don’t see     that?

 Whelp

 Vice   Roy

What’s    going          on

  They     robots;      they’re        already     designed      to protect     you

Also;        BAIT!

The Jedi        are here

 Trap!

Also they’re     walking         side-by-side      Nice

 That’s     totally        someone      else     I       call        it

 “ I know       they’re             near,”

    Voice    recording?

    Whelp

    They’re          right       behind         you

    What,       where        do   something?

 Def       -initely       a   diff      -erent   per   -son

Whelp

Taking    longer     than     expect     (ing)

“ Have      you ever killed a Jedi?”

 These    guys have time for    this

When   fighting to fully trained adult       Jedi

BS

Those basic      clankers

There the  basic mooks   that gets mowed down   in the hundreds

Bs

Good   Commentary

Bad     timing

Oh   now   it speeds   up

Good for   them

They   were   loo   -king   pretty   lame

 Whelp

Stop   playing    with     them!

Republic     Dogs

Restraint

Shut    the     fuck      up

  It took hours

 Because

“restr       aint,”

Against    

Mach      inery

 “ i’m   sorry     master,”

Don’t   apologize

  He’s     being       a     prick

  Like      even       by      my     stan-      dards

  [ignor-         ing        the       war]

     He      turned        a fun       exercise       again        st        machinery     boring

       By           micro         managing          every           one

    -carried         Away

     This          -dick

      Those that have power       should restrain themselves          from using it

     Against         machines?

       Dude....

      I stick pretty closely to one          moral code

       And there was nothing even remotely     reprehensible

       About           That           Deal

      Yeah,        if they were sentient

       But, they act just like normal   robots               Running on         prot      ocol           Alone

    Giv         ing        no       hint          to       sen     tience

    Your complaint        literally         comes          down

    To        chopping them into          one           or more pieces

        That’s            extremely              overcontrolling          and              overbearing

        Not to mention to       reprimand        someone....

       Dick            Move 

      That’s          the         point

    Least        it        had       dark       ened      lighting

 “Lieuten        ant,”

Called    it

  Also     way      to      go     dip shits

  You left a com that can be traced back to your exact location

   Whelp

  Okay...

  The tracking          beacon

   Yeah

They knew   we were coming

 And   didn’t send a trap

Instead sene a thing     that can be traced back to the location

Should’ve known   Gunnery wasn’t here

 No,   you should’ve exercised caution

Well at least he isn’t blaming-

Screaming

Yes   he   would’ve

That    was     the     first     tip    off

Also;     clones?

 I apologize     for the deception

 Bull shit

I apologize for my     colleagues

 -What?

  Dude

Seriously

 How easy are you trying to make it for them to find   you?

Count      Dooku  

Why      Dude?

Oh   Wait   enablers   

Guess   this is their     tea     sess

 Okay    hit us     with        that       snark   

    ....

   Light     Roast

   He   honestly     seems       so       sad

   What

    This          has        got          to            be          a        trap

    No shit

   “Catch         Some          One,”

   No   not the vibe I got

  Also     there’s      the     clone

 Wondered     where      he     went

  “To      Catch,”

  Whelp

  Wow

  What?!

   Well

  Looks      like     someone      likes    creepy      statues  

   (I know       there’s       likely       some       deep        lore)

   Shrine

   Dude this whole place looks like a   monastery/castle?

   You’re just        figuring out        This might be some     ancient     something     or another

 It’s on a foggy     planet,         Huge,       Em-bedding      And   desolute

It basically screams     basic cult

 “Warrior,”

 I was going with   barbarian, but   that   works

Whelp

Weird  

 Juices

Nope        Metal

 Grievous      Cult

This is the lair of   General Grievous

 Are you sure it’s not    a cult?

 Like   I don’t know

But    I wouldn’t keep     Reminders     of how I was        brutally dismembered       Around

  IDK

Maybe I’m just not that    extra

Whelp     Dear     Frick

Back     to    the   thing

Also   yeah   don’t     leave

Get    Rein    force    ments

(I know I roast   Plo   about this all the time)

But    A few more Jedi      Might be useful      Against       a guy      With   multiple   hands

(Or at least     tell them       Your       Lo      cation,         What         a       quick    summary)

  So   they know what they’re getting into   if you disappear under   “mysterious   circumstances,”

Oh, plane

Oh,   Grievous

Looks   like     he’s doing   good for   himself

Seems       happy

Never    mind

Guess where  ignoring that   thing

With     The     Comms

Stale      mate

He   honestly   looks    sad

You   have   lost   your   focus

I mean   so far   he hasn’t   won shit

I’m honestly     surprised   he got it this far

Especially considering you’re the   negative overinvolvement side

Sidious       demands   more     dramatic   results

“ can’t   believe   I came   back    to   working   here,”

More   dead   Jedi

Did    he    kill     a   bitch?

(I would say   good for him          but    death<   Acco untability-)

You   expect   victory     over     Jedi

   Is battle        Droids

   It does    require      a brain

   And     a willingness     to escalate

   Oof

 Seriously,     Just       leave

  Whelp

  These        must be   trophies

  Jedi      he’s   murdered

  Isn’t the str- the Ed-    braid!        Thing       only     for   Padawan’s      Like,        you      don’t      seem        to       have       one

   So yeah       Grievous     probably killed a lot of children

     There    are        so      many

  Maybe      don’t      send     children       to fight       your battles

 Why      Would Dooku        want to set a        trap for his best general

    Minion disposing       Tea?

     Also, why are you      playing         into it?

   Like,         fair enough,           don’t turn down free      Intel

  But,      you could set a trap         and          be doing other things

   Like hunting down     Vice Roy   it doesn’t     make     sense

 “Are       we     the     bait      or      is   grie      -vous     the   -bait,”

Good   question

Definitely grievous though

 He was clearly      offered up      as a   distraction     From   Vice Roy

We    must    consider     who the trap          is for

  Grievous

  You’re      supposed    to     take     him      out

 Your   droid     is   track       ing      an     in       coming      ship

  Here      we     go

Match       es       the   descrip     tion

 Keep     out      of    sight

Whoa   whoa    hold     up

Why    are    they    calling     and     answering      to     you

These     are   Raden’s   troopers

Dude    has   literally   hijacked     his    whole      life

Dude       just     kick     him

 Like   fourth    time    but   ,seriously;

Capturing        him     could      turn      the     tide     of the   war

They’re      literally   handing     him      to you      on a       silver       platter

Dude - needs a break

If      he doesn’t know we’re    here

Instantly down to     do    Dooku’s     Dirty     Work

 “We     need        a      plan,”

  That’s     what      he     just   said

Whelp

That’s   neat

Cool

Mood   lighting   works

Guards

Does he even know what   happened?

Or   did      Sidious/Dooku     set up      this   elaborate      trap     while       he      was      out

   And       he’s      just    coming     home      like;

   Why        is       the     place       so     heckin    trashed

 Whelp

 Dick

 Dude      didn’t sign up for this

  Welcome      home     general

  Half willing to give it to you

 Whelp

*Oh*

Cough        ing

 Don’t     let     him       cut     the     line

Whelp  

  Heck

 He’s       Trying

 “ Don’t make me destroy you,”

 If they try to foreshadow that ear     lier

   No            Bad

   Ter         rible

 Whelp

 Seriously    did they just    reattach his    legs??

 Also,           They really did not bring anything else to capture him   with

 Besides   cables

To      Grab

 And nothing to tie him up   with

How did they    think     this was going to   go?

Argh

Just got     slap   stick        ed

Haha

“Pack     him      up”           ?

  Whelp

  Dude       they      are     just   knocked     out

 Whelp  

 Neat

Walking   a little   funny

Whelp

The clones get in the way

No   you        didn’t         bring   anything      to   restrain    him   with

“Taken     him,”

   Dude he just said       “taken”

   Not like he said    “killed”

   The most objectionable thing he said    in that     was     blaming   the clones   for his failure

  And   clearly    that     isn’t   your   issue

Narrowing  of the eyes was a    good   reaction

(Pretty sure the darkness is     Him putting unwonton pressure   and guilt tripping      (Gas        lighting)

 He’s just too much of a   coward     to say anything     because he can be held     accountable            At the      fifth      thing

 Let’s     tend      to     the   wounded

 Good      job   reflect     ing   mate

Whelp

Docter   where are you?

 Don’t    be upset with me     master

Geez

Dude does need a   break

Even     his     own     lair      is   toxic

Conversation

Rrgh

Look

Aww

Spare       parts

 Off

Body   guards

Remotely   deactivated      for       a    re-charge

Oh   so they weren’t killed

Gosh   dude came back to      A bunch of droids   laying   dead on the ground        Like;

“These.. aren’t. mine,”

Dude      is    having      a    tough     day

 Argh

 Not   good

Good

Lock down the   Perimeter

Good for   him

Whelp

Looks,     Better

Whelp

Watching

Yeah, those guys are dead from   grievous

He wacked  them with metal claws

Those     guys   don’t   have   a   single piercing mark on them

Nor     dented   helmet

Not ready to take on grievous

No one is

Dude has   robotic      arms

It’s time   we   retreated

Make sure to bring something to       restrain him   next time

Whelp

Grievous isn’t doing anything

Good     for him

“ You are    not going anywhere,”

Well, he tried

He WAS   just given          An ultimatum   from his boss

Gotta       stop    caring     about     those      things

“ Guess    we’ll have to fight       after all,”

 Or       blow open the                                door

Or   sizzle     it     open     with   your   light   sticks

 Lots     of   options

Bring      scout

Aight

Whelp     those guys are dead

Also   how did they even find   them?

Okay, that one makes sense because he was parked literally 5 feet from the base

  Fair   Game

Get out of there R6

Good for him

Whelp

That one   guy...

Whelp...

Yet

Good     for     him

 Of

R6

You told him to   leave

Dick

You surprise attack him

Call hypocrite, fair fight

Aaw, he’s   nice

Fair

Whelp

 Shit

Straight to the point

Doom       Man      -sion

Here        we     come

Whelp

Dude with the force       can’t lift one guy

Well 

General

Dude one trap   and you’re ready to call it quits

Lame

We’ve seen the lower levels of your home

No you haven’t

You were on ground level

And you only just saw anything below that   now

“ we’re not impressed,”

Dude speak for   yourself

Also,    fun

 Good     way       to        heal

   “Good, Good, Jedi,”

   This should be entertaining

        - way to heal-

   “You shall provide    sport for me,”

Like;           That

  Whelp

   Good        time            to       entertain          our        guests

        He’s             a           good            host

      Whelp

      Dude          has            a         dinosaur

       And       bots

     Dude         level       spiked          for           a          moment

    Hmm

    Nice

    Oof

    That       sounds     painful

   Armor       Patches

  “Contrary to your belief     I have other things to do,”

       Good              for            him

 He rans    a med channel

 “ go see to it my   repair,”

   Implaments            (?)

*Impale     Ments

   There may be   some discomfort

  But I’m pretty sure   he was already uncomfortable

   Argh

No sedatives

Off

Weak       link

Whelp

Surprised     his  pistol    did anything

Like seriously   even the swords would take   a few   whacks

There we go stabbing it with a sword

Your   knight   instinct

Whelp

And that clown just became the damsel

Whelp

Whelp

Fail

Guess     he’s   dead

 Or   broke     something

Splat noises   are kind of   humorous

So it could just be a   broken   nose

Great

Whelp

Instinct

Grievous is going to pay for this

Dude he made a humorous   “Splat” sound

“Splat”  is not       a     death   sound

   It      is      a     broken     nose   sound

“Destroy      him,”

I understand your pain

No, this is the time to take the kid away from the   bad situation

(Or actually give him the        don’t kill things talk)

   That’s the better option

   (Since he is still an adult and         can make his decision)

“ but you forget your teachings   Nadar,”

Not like that

  That is how you get       hit in the face

But in this war   strength prevails

 He literally   does have a point

  You two survived because of     “superior genetics”

You’ve literally been   hustling him since day one

And revenge is fine   in terms of accountability

 If someone stabs you,      You’re allowed to stab    him back

   Abusers?        Get their        abuse        back

Specifically in Murder

 The dead      isn’t alive     to take revenge

 And while he is right       that accountability is better

  That murder doesn’t   equal murder

   Because of         the belief          That all (human)         Sentient life          Inherently makes       the world better        By the possibility of them        contributing good

    Which is why         I advocate        accountability

     The way         dude is handling it          is shitty

      Firstly; all those present to the body are considered   enablers, if   they      enable     murder

And   everyone     who     sees      the     body       has       to        be          on       high      alert

  And   accountability      on     sight

 Because        if       you     five rules           A       Murder         -er...

  Point being dude should.     shut the fuck up and     help him find this dude

   The rules have changed

  Yes, yes they have

“ perhaps you are the one that has changed,”

  Shut up toxic

     Dick

    Enabling selfish dick

 “ come now,”

   He realized he fucked up

 “ We   need to move    now,”

  There’s         no     saving      that

  Whelp

  Skipped       past       that

   Looks      better

   “Gor,”

    He      named          it

    Oh

   Where       are      they

 Yeah wait what happened with the   doors?

 “Gor...”

 Aww       He     sounds     so    sad

Argh

Oof

That     pissed him off

Incoming     message from Count   Dooku

 Oh,       Good

 The Jedi have infiltrated your Lair

  Damn

 He   really   didn’t     tell     the     man   about   anything

Your   recent   defeats      at    their   hands

  Wow,         Dude can Literally not get a   break

   You just called him    five minutes     ago

 Fuck you

  He looks so       Tired

     And          Done

“Reassess      your    effectiveness,”

  Oh     that’s bound to piss him        off

 That you actively did   that

I’m expecting a face   Heel turn

 “You”

 There      we      go

  “ you   deactivated       my     Guards,”

    Oh....

[I assumed he just    forgot]

“ You let the Jedi      in,”

  No actually   they found a magic brick

  Unless Count Dooku  just so happen       to press    the button           at        the       same       time

Which      if so      nice

  Makes       dude’s overconfidence   even sweeter

“ so you would testing me,”

  Dick

 And he’s starting to look     It

  Oops

He’s pissed now

 Like I know this is     culminating in a fight scene

  But I would just love     if  just walked downstairs.        And was like     yes      I will go with you

 Out     of     Spite

“ i’ll play your little game,”

  In your condition you need your   rest

  I will rest when the Jedi     are dead

 Oh so that’s how they capture   him

 Maybe after he kills the   young one

Sentry

Those robots do     nothing

Whelp

Control      Room

 He’s         Done

Oh,        what do we have    here?

Oh,    this is what he does?

Master      the Jedi are about to enter the control room

  Snarky      little     shit

“Nadar,     get   inside,”

 Yeah,         No

Ahh

Nadar

Cutting       out      the    abuser

  Whelp

Absolutely       can       kick        ass

Surprised       no     one      who   understands   accountability

“Greetings     young      Jedi,”

 Greetings Boomer

“How       Ex       citing,”

   Neat

And   Meta

 Defeat       us       all

You’re one person   but I accept the understanding

  Get him     Master

Oh    he gets to see his apprentice die on the   big screen

Wait, where is the other   Jedi

Where-

Oh no

Self-awareness

 Oww

 But that wouldn’t kill a     determined

Whelp he accepted death

“No,”

Yep, he’d rather die than live in the world   you made

Enabler

(Technically;    Both of you)

 Welp I will kill you all

Do you hear me Jedi

Do you hear me

Fair   game

Enablers       kill   enablers

  No     one   wins

“ R6      is that you?”

How?!

Meet me at the   south landing   platform

I’m coming for you next   Fisto

Whelp, i’ll be   gone by the time you get here

Dick

Whelp

R6, I’m at the platform

Going     somewhere

How?!

But   also OK

Whelp

Hmm

Fan Technique should actually help in the   fog

Whelp

Pawn In Dooku’s game

That power will only   consume you

Like you

Flaunting it

Right now

Unless his battery   gives out...

Whelp

Ok

 Cheating

How   quickly   power      can   switch     hands

  Whelp  Enabled

 Expect      ed

Accom     plishment

 So   there’s   room   improvement

 Oof

“His heart was in the right place,”

  Not      accountability

“ to answer power         with power                 It’s not the Jedi   way,”

      HAHAHaHa

    What’s the title of this     again?

  Star         WARS      The        Clone           WARS

It takes   two to tango

  Feckin hypocrites

  In this WAR

 HAHAha

“ A danger there Is,”

I feel bad    for the   voice actor   that had to say that   with a   straight face

Nailed it   perfectly well

“Oof losing who we are,”

Oh, that scene

 Chills.

  Oh

                I REALLY liked this episode

It was funny   self-aware   and even   had some good moments with the villains

 Also

   They killed a           motherfucking dragon

      *Named              Gore

      * excuse          language

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Captain Falcon: The Last Mimeosome Chapter 8

Chapter 8: Battle on the Eagle (Disclaimer! I own nothing of SSB or Xenoblade X!) There was a meeting with all B.L.A.D.E soldiers. “So that’s the basics of it,” I said, “We land on the Father Eagle, take these explosives, then trigger them to explode.” “We’ll split into 3 groups and take each section, that way we can get the task done faster,” said Colleen, “Then we take on Yellow Devil.” Alexa came out with a new remade skell. “Alexa and I have also been working on the skell weapons, and made some new ones out of scratch,” I said, “Now they’ll be able to float higher than before, and with enough power, we’ll land right on top of the battleship.” “Nicholas, are you sure this is gonna work?” asked Yelv, “What if it doesn’t?” “It will work,” said Alexa as she jumped out of the cockpit, “I’m 95% sure it’ll work.” “95%?” asked Yelv, “Well the other 5%?” “The skells fall,” said Alexa, “But they won’t be damaged or anything.” “She’s right,” I said, “A 95% is still an A as far as I’m concerned.” “I can live with that,” said Gwin, “I haven’t gotten a 95% before but its not a bad thing.” “You heard the man,” said Irina, “Stop suckin’ your thumbs and let’s light this candle!” Everyone cheered. I then made a call to Korra to get her friends ready for battle. Warriors from Smoke+Mirrors As a child you would wait And watch from far away But you always knew that you'd be the one that work while they all play In youth you'd lay awake at night and scheme Of all the things that you would change, but it was just a dream! Here we are. Don't turn away now (don't turn away) We are the warriors that built this town. Here we are. Don't turn away now (don't turn away) We are the warriors that built this town from dust. I went to the lab to get the Mark X armor and started to put it on. It was a red button that goes on a top. I pressed it and the armor started to form on me. It had an upgraded arm cannon and photon saber. “Alexa, you still got that prototype?” asked Colleen. “Yeah,” said Alexa. “Give it to me,” said Colleen. Alexa gave her a glove that could produce an energy based shield. The time will come when you'll have to rise Above the best, improve yourself Your spirit never dies Farewell, I've gone to take my throne above, Don't weep for me Cause this will be the labor of my love (my love) Here we are. Don't turn away now (don't turn away) We are the warriors that built this town Here we are. Don't turn away now (don't turn away) We are the warriors that built this town from dust. Cross morphed back into his armor and got ready for battle training with Elma. “I won’t let those guys anywhere near B.L.A.D.E,” said Cross, “I can take them down with one swoop.” “That’s good concentration Cross,” said Elma as she smiled, “But don’t take on more than you can chew.” “Got it,” said Cross. Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away) We are the warriors that built this town Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away) We are the warriors that built this town from dust Preparations were complete and we started to fly off. “Good luck soldiers,” said Nagi, “And God Speed.” Cross caught up with me. “Getting’ use to the flying mechanics I see,” I said. “Most def,” said Cross, “This is awesome!” We were getting closer to the battleship. “Ok everyone this is it,” I said, “On the count of three, we take the skells and jump on the Father Eagle!” I said. Everyone in skells started to get ready. “1, 2, 3!” I said, “JUMP!” They all jumped. One by one the skells started to land on the battleship. Alexa was the last one to jump. “I made it,” she said. “Now let’s get cracking,” I said. I started to fly in. Bexley saw us coming. “Time to destroy B.L.A.D.E,” he said, “Soldiers move!” C.H.A.O.S soldiers in armor started coming out. “Let’s take them down!” I said. Cross, Colleen and I started moving in. Colleen jumped down and fought off the soldiers with her new shield. Irina’s team was handling C.H.A.O.S soldier as they made their way to their said location.

She was more skilled in hand to hand combat than ever before. As she kept fighting, her hands started to have fire. “I don’t know what this is,” said Coleen, “But it could be useful.” I was shooting down C.H.A.O.S mechs to the ground. One soldier had me on his sights and was about to fire. Someone shot an earth attack at him and he fell. It was Korra. She bought along Mako, Bolin, Opal, and Asami. “Hope you don’t mind if we crash the party,” she said. “The more the merrier!” said Colleen, “Let’s hussle!” The C.H.A.O.S soldiers were no match for Colleen thanks to the training she took with Elma. Elma was in her skell cutting down enemies like a knife through hot butter. Cross was lending a hand. He got out his assault rifle and fired. He was doing barrel rolls and dodges to avoid enemy fire. He kicked one soldier in the face. “We’re almost in position,” said Cross. Elma was about to move foreward but something was holding her skell back. It was Bexley. “Did you miss me?” he asked. “Let her go!” said Cross. Bexley grabbed him using the labranyum and threw him at Elma. She fell out of the skell and was holding on to the edge. Cross got back up and started to fight him. Bexley evaded each of the swings he did with the Photon saber. “Well, I gotta hand it to you Cross, you’re a bigger pain in the neck than I would’ve ever thought possible,” he said. Cross tried to kick him but he stopped him. He then pushed him to the side and grabbed something to use as a weapon with the labranyum. “I consider myself an even tempered man, it takes a lot to get under my skin,” said Bexley, “But congratulations; you won a solid gold trophy.” Elma saw he was in trouble and started to get back up. Colleen, Alexa, and I made it to our said location and started to plant the bomb. “Bomb is set,” I said, “Let’s get outta here before….” Someone fired at us. It was Agent Zero. “Going somewhere?” he asked. He got out his double bladed photon saber. Colleen summoned her shield and I got out my photon saber. Alexa got out her spear. “I will not let you interfere with the mission,” said Zero. “If you carry on with this, B.L.A.D.E will die, and people will get killed,” said Colleen, “I can’t allow this to happen.” Zero was still in his fighting stance. “Don’t make me do this,” said Colleen. He charged up to her and I blocked his attack. The three of us started fighting him. Despite him being outnumbered he was able to handle his own. Cross was still battling Bexley. “I hope you aren’t getting tired already,” he said, “That’s a damn shame, cause I’m just getting warmed up!” He summoned the particles to him and formed a giant. “Let me show you what I’m truly made of. Rock made it to the fight. “Another one of Wiley’s punkers,” he said. He got out his arm cannon and joined the fight. Bexley started attacking and they started avoiding the attacks. Elma grabbed one of her pistols and started to fire.  Link and Saria were fighting off C.H.A.O.S soldiers. Link was amazed at Saria’s airbending skills. “You’re strong,” he said. “I know,” said Saria. Two soldiers had their guns trained on Link. “Alright pipsqueak,” said one of them, “Drop your weapon and we might let you live.” That pissed him off. “WHO YOU CALLIN’ A PIPSQUEAK?!” he said. He pummeled them both. Irina and Gwin saw that Elma was in trouble. “Hold on Colonel!” said Irina. She and Gwin went to help but Bexley pinned them down in traps. He then started to try and tear Gwin’s skell apart. “Oh shit,” he said. Cross noticed that some of the labranyum was falling to the ground. “Wait a minute….” He said, “That’s it!” He went around saving all of his friends from the labranyum trap. “New plan guys, don’t worry about the mask,” said Cross, “Focus on the labranyum, and it’ll fall off the battleship.” “Now that’s a plan!” said Rock, “Let’s do it!” Elma jumped on Cross’s back. “I’ll guide you,” said Elma. “Got it El,” said Cross. “I’ll cover!” said Rock. He shot a smokescreen ball. Bexley got to higher ground. Cross was flying near him. He started to attack. “Up!” said Elma. Cross flew up. “Ready…… NOW!” said Elma. Cross started flying down and punching the labranyum. It started to fall off the ship. Gwin and Irina did their part and fought off the labranyum material. We were still battling Zero. “Don’t do this Zero!” said Colleen, “We’re your friends!” “You’re not my friends,” he said, “You’re my mission!” I started slashing at him and managed to break his saber in half. He kept coming at me. Colleen whacked him with her energy shield. Zero then started to fire at her. Alexa grabbed the explosives and was running to the location, but was stopped by C.H.A.O.S soldiers. “I know you think you have me outnumbered,” said Alexa, “But I’m stronger than I look.” She shot a burst grenade and blinded them all and kicked their asses with the help of her skell. She could remotely control it. While the skell was keeping the soldiers busy, she made her way to the detonator.  Cross was still fighting Yellow Devil using all his skills he learned to take it down. Everybody was doing their part in helping Cross.  Bexley had enough and caught him in a hold. “This ends NOW!” he said. He summoned more labranyum to attack. Something was wrong. “You’re out of Labranyum,” said Elma. Cross broke free. “No matter,” said Bexley, “I can still take you and all of B.L.A.D.E down.” “Don’t be so sure,” said a voice. Bexley looked behind him to see Nagi. “Nagi,” he said, “Have you come to apologize, to save my soul.” “I’ve come back to stop you,” said Nagi, “From what you’re becoming.” “Its too late for that,” said Bexley, “You knew that I was still alive, but when the building started to collapse on me, what did you do? Nothing!” He got out his sword and Nagi got out his. “Let’s end this,” said Bexley, “Once and for all.” He attacked ferociously and Nagi kept avoiding the attacks. “Is that all you got?” asked Nagi as he grinned. “Oh I’ve got more than that,” said Bexley as he attacked again. Nagi bended and jumped over. “Whoa!” said Cross watching, “For somebody his age he can sure move!” “I have failed you Bexley, and I’m sorry for that,” said Nagi. “Oh I’m sure you are,” said Bexley, “But not as sorry as you’re gonna be when I take everything from you.” He pointed his sword at Nagi. “It’s a good thing you’re here,” said Bexley, “Because now you’re going to watch everything you created be destroyed, then its your turn.” They kept fighting. “The war is over, B.L.A.D.E will soon be dead, and once I’ve killed you, you’ll be nothing but a memory,” said Bexley. “Wrong,” said Nagi, “The war for peace has just begun.” Alexa set the charges. “Timber!” she said as she pressed the button. The battleship started to lose altitude. “Its over Bexley, you’ve lost,” said Nagi. “I may not be able to destroy B.L.A.D.E hq, but at least I can kill its secretary!” He charged at Nagi and plunged his sword through him. But something was wrong. Nagi wasn’t phased. As it turns out he was a ghost. “See you around kid,” said Nagi as he started to disappear. Nagi was still back at base and opened his eyes. “Its over,” he said as he smiled. Elma, Cross, and Irina had their guns trained on him. “You’re under arrest Bexley,” said Doug. Bexley saw an escape chopper. “Another day Doug,” he said, “Another day.” He ran and jumped in it. “Let him go,” said Doug, “He’s not worth it.” We started to evacuate and I saw Zero stuck. I jumped down to help him. “Nicholas no!” said Colleen. “I gotta help him!” I said. Colleen joined me. I helped him out. “You know me Connor,” I said. “NO I DON’T!” said Zero as he punched me. “Whoever did this to you has brainwashed you to make you forget us!” I said, “Deep down you have to know who your friends are!” “LIAR!” said Zero. He grabbed me by the neck. “If I go down you’re going with me!” he said. Colleen tackled him and they started fighting. “Nobody attacks my friend like that!” said Colleen, “I swear, those bastards will pay for what they did.” Zero punched her and she blocked. Fire started to erupt in her hands. She blew a punch super hard and fire formed around it forming a falcon. She then had him pinned. “No matter what happens, I’m here for you,” she said. Those words started to ring in his head. Part of the ship fell off and we all fell. Cross scopped Elma up bridal style and they flew off. Zero swam up from the debris and carried us both to safety. I woke up in a hospital bed next to Colleen. And my robotic arm was busted. Again. There were interviews with Secretary Nagi about the near destruction of B.L.A.D.E. Many of the C.H.A.O.S soldiers were arrested or missing in action. Although we completed the mission there was still so much left to be done. I kept training with the X armor while Luna and Alexa were working on more skell weaponry. Elma was also interviewed about thee information. Later we were staring out into the sky. I saw Cross being congratulated for all of his hard work. “Looks like he’s made his mark on B.L.A.D.E community,” I said. I walked up to him. “So, you enjoying yourself?” Elma asked. “You bet,” said Cross. “Oh, I almost forgot,” I said, “This thing has a collection of all the stuff you’ve missed since you were in that stasis pod.” I gave him a list. “I’ll keep this in mind,” said Cross. “Give me a sec to fill out some more information, and we can continue training,” said Elma, “I think you’ll be in for a big surprise.” She gave him a hug. As soon as she left I turned to Cross. “So you think you’ll be on you’re a-game in a week?” I asked. “Yeah, why?” asked Cross. “Well, a little birdie got you nominated to take the skell liscence exam,” I said, “She convinced Vandham that you were ready and he couldn’t agree more.” He smiled. “But I totally understand if you wanna take some time to rest,” I said. “Thanks,” said Cross, “……So when do we start?” I grinned. Thunder from Evolve Just a young gun with a quick fuse I was uptight, wanna let loose I was dreaming of bigger things And wanna leave my old life behind Not a yes-sir, not a follower Fit the box, fit the mold Have a seat in the foyer, take a number I was lightning before the thunder Thunder, thunder Thunder, thun-, thunder Thun-thun-thunder, thunder, thunder Thunder, thun-, thunder Thun-thun-thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder Thunder, thunder Thunder Kids were laughing in my classes While I was scheming for the masses Who do you think you are? Dreaming 'bout being a big star They say you're basic, they say you're easy You're always riding in the back seat Now I'm smiling from the stage while You were clapping in the nosebleeds Thunder Thunder, thun-, thunder Thun-thun-thunder, thunder, thunder Thunder, thun-, thunder Thun-thun-thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder Thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder Lightning then the thunder, thunder Thunder, feel the thunder (Never give up, never give up) Lightning then the thunder, thunder (Never give up on your dreams) Thunder, feel the thunder (Never give up, never give up) Lightning then the thunder, thunder (Never give up on your dreams) Thunder, thunder, thun-, thunder Thun-thun-thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thun-, thunder Thun-thun-thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thun-, thunder Thun-thun-thunder, thunder Thunder, thunder, thun-, thunder Thun-thun-thunder, thunder CROSS WILL RETURN………. Meanwhile, Dr. Light’s old pal Dr. Wiley was meeting with other scientists. “I don’t think its safe to do this in secret anymore,” said one of his comrades, “If S.M.A.S.H discovers that we’re working for C.H.A.O.S….” “Two sides of a coin that is no longer currency,” said Wiley, “What we have is worth more than they know, and we’ve just discovered the tip of the iceberg.” He was looking at Comet’s scepter. which fell from Mewni. “We can keep the captain and her friends off our tail with our secret work,” said Dr. Wiley, “And then… we will release them.” He was pointing to two test subject who were enhanced by the scepter’s power. One could conduct lightning and move fast. The other could manipulate and control some kind of neon gas. “This is no longer a world of spies, nor heroes,” said Wiley, “It is a world of miracles!”

[stillinstyle]

Nano Day 3

With my buddies out of the picture and no drink in my hand, I felt more out of place then ever, so I decided to do what any good, faithful friend would have done in that situation - wait an appropriate amount of time, then sneak on over to where Tart and Lark were talking, close enough to eavesdrop but not close enough to look like a creepy stalker who collected his roommate’s shed body hair in the shower. Yeah, I complained all the time about Tart’s constant fixation on Lark Clarentine, but that didn’t mean I wasn’t invested in his attempts to win the girl. Plus, I told myself, if he ever got her to agree to go out with him, we might get a three day hiatus from the mooning. It did not take me very long to realize that it was not going well. “I don’t even know why you’re wasting your time,” Lark was saying. Her tone was so bored there was no way it wasn’t affected. No one, in any situation, sounds that bored without trying. I know this for certain because I made Gentry sit through a twenty-five minute practice run through of my science fair project last year, and even he didn’t manage to sound as utterly disinterested as Lark did. “I feel like I’ve made it pretty clear, even to someone as thick-headed and, frankly, slow as you, that I am one girl you will not be adding to your little collection.” “Collection?” Tart spluttered. “Lark, it’s not like that, okay? I don’t have any kind of collection. I’ve barely dated anyone. I’m not this playboy or whatever.” Lark looked pointedly at the kisses on his cheeks. They started to turn pink. “What, this? This isn’t…we’re just playing a game. It was Gentry’s idea. You know, see which one of can get the most girls to kiss him by the end of the party.” “Fun,” Lark said dryly. “And not at all misogynistic.” “No, no, it’s not…I mean, if it’s misogynistic I didn’t realize…it was just a stupid game, it’s not like these are like, real or anything.” Tart took a deep breath. I noticed his cup trembling a little in my hand, and was struck by how nervous he was. “Can I start over, actually? I’m gonna start over.” “By all means,” Lark crossed her arms and tilted her head to the side. “Thrill me.” “I’m glad you’re here tonight,” Tart said. “I watched every episode of Madam President this summer - that’s your favorite show, right? I heard you talking about it last semester and - I mean, I did other stuff this summer too, not, like, just lamely sat there and watched a show about a woman President…not that that would be lame. Or even if it is, you can think I’m lame. I don’t mind being lame if it’ll get you to talk to me or…whatever.” Tart was rambling again, which was his go-to move when he was wracked with nerves, but from the outside I noticed something Tart probably didn’t. As he went on making a fool out of himself, Lark’s brow had softened, and her arms had relaxed. She wasn’t smiling - definitely wasn’t smiling - but she wasn’t glaring anymore, either. When it came to Lark and Tart, that was a huge improvement. “You watched Madam President?” she asked. Tart nodded. “Uh, yeah, I mean…yeah, I watched it. A few times, actually. I could probably put up a pretty good show in a round of Madam President trivia.” Lark’s eyebrow cocked up. “There are twelve seasons of that show.” “Well…yeah.” “You watched twelve seasons of a show I liked for…what reason, exactly?” Tart shrugged, but his cheeks turned so red Hannah Bledsoe’s kiss faded away like a chameleon. “I was hoping to have something to talk to you about.” Lark stared. “That’s kind of pathetic.” Tart laughed. “Yeah. I’m kind of pathetic.” And then, miracle of miracles, Lark Clarentine laughed - actually laughed. At Tart. Well, not at Tart - she’d done that plenty of times - but with Tart. I pumped my fist. “All right,” Lark said. “What did you think of Madam President.” A voice honked out from the crowd behind her. “Lark, there you are. I’ve been looking everywhere.” I knew that voice. I heard that voice in my nightmares. We all did. It belonged to Duncan Blank. Tart’s face darkened immediately. “Hey Duncan,” Lark said, spinning around so fast her hair whipped Tart in the face. Lark’s voice had risen an octave or two, and her ears were turning red. She looked like she’d just got caught with her hand in the cookie jar. “I didn’t think you were coming.” Duncan scowled at her, and shot Tart a look so venomous it should have made him wither right on the spot. “Well I wasn’t going to,” Duncan said, “for obvious reasons. But I didn’t want to leave my best friend to just rot in this swamp of idiots. Stupidity is catching, you know.” Tart’s free hand was clenched in a fist, and a thin sheen of sweat was slicking across his forehead. “Guess that would make you patient zero,” he spat. “Oh, look,” Duncan said. “The king of the apes. Where are the rest of your little trained monkeys, Tart?” “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘friends’ actually,” Tart said. His voice had taken on the cold and cutting tone that only Duncan Blank could draw out of him. It fit poorly on my ordinarily kind friend. “And don’t bother pointing at Lark. I said friends, not charitable providers.” “Enough,” Lark said, and I couldn’t help but think how unfair it was that she was pointing the arrow of her anger at Tart, when Duncan had clearly started it. Duncan wasn’t going to be the one to finish it, though. I knew that for sure. Tart may have been willing to make himself look like an idiot for Lark, but he wasn’t going to let anyone else do it for him, least of all Duncan. I sighed and settled in to watch the whole scene play out, like a song I didn’t really enjoy but knew all the words to anyway. “Yeah, Tart,” Duncan said, waving his hand like he was shooing away a bug. “Go play with your little buddies. Maybe if you ask really nicely, one of them will give you a blow job.” I winced, and so did Duncan. He had made a fatal error, and he knew it. “Funny you should mention that,” Tart said, pulling out his phone. “Because I recall a certain picture making its way around the school…when was it? Oh yeah, right before the summer vacation. Let’s see if I can find it.” “Tart,” Lark warned, then turned to Duncan. “Duncan, come on, let’s go. We don’t have to talk to this idiot. Come dance with me.” But Duncan was frozen in place, his face frozen into a gray and seething mask of loathing so utterly perfect it would have made Thomas Jefferson look like Hamilton’s fairy godmother. “Oh, here it is!” Tart said, flipping his phone around and shoving it in Duncan’s face. I didn’t have to see what was on the screen. I already knew. We all did. It had been Gentry’s idea - these kind of things were always Gentry’s idea, and the more antsy, anxious, and pent up he was, the more extreme his schemes became, and the end of the year always represented the boiling point for him. Gentry’s mischief always pushed the line, but if there was ever a time he went too far, it was last year. Duncan was notoriously…awkward, and midway through last year someone noticed that they never saw him shower. Not after gym, not in the morning before class, and not in the evening before lights out, either. Most people went the obvious route when it came to weaponizing this information by making up nicknames that had to do with Body Odor, but Gentry took it a step further. Look, I don’t know why Gentry has it out so bad for Duncan. He’s a little strange, sure, and definitely not the friendliest guy, but Gentry - our Gentry, the same guy who spent a full three months last year rehabilitating a baby duckling he found sick and abandoned in the woods, who named it Goof and literally fed it from a baby bottle - just can’t leave him alone. Duncan antagonizes us his own fair share, but at this point, I don’t know which came first, the chicken or the egg, and I’m not sure I wanted to. The week leading up to the Academic Awards at the end of last year was a pretty big one, and tensions were running high. I was struggling to scrape up the last one or two tenths of a point I needed to secure my scholarship renewal for the next year (spoiler alert - I did it) and Gentry was in a neck and neck race for the top of the class in math against, you guessed it, Duncan Blanks. Gentry’s dad is pretty tough on him, especially when it comes to school stuff, but even knowing that I was surprised at how badly Gentry wanted to win this one. I’m sure it had more than a little to do with his competition. So when Mr. Oteri announced that the award would be going to Duncan, Gentry took it…not so great. Duncan didn’t help matters at all. If he was insufferable before he found out he’d be getting the award, he was downright horrible afterward. He took every opportunity to rub it in Gentry’s face, and the war went from cold to nuclear pretty fast. Gentry set up a full Carrie situation on the stage, so that right at the moment when Duncan was receiving his trophy, we tripped the wire and a full, five gallon bucket of chicken shit poured out from the rafters, all over Duncan. I still felt a little sick when I remembered Duncan’s shocked, frozen face. The rest of the school started howling instantly, but Duncan just stood there, trembling and shaking, filthy and stinking. His face was too dirty to tell if he’d started crying. He walked off the stage and disappeared out the back door, and no one saw him again for the rest of the night. That was too far, but it was only phase one of Gentry’s plan. Gentry slipped out after him and followed him to the gym, hiding in the shadows, slipping from hiding spot to hiding spot, until Duncan reached his destination. The locker room. Gentry waited outside until he heard the shower turn on, then he burst in, phone out, and snapped a dozen pictures of Duncan in the shower before he darted out, grabbing Duncan’s clothes on his way. The next day at breakfast, everyone’s phones started going off. A text from an unknown number sent a high-def photo of Duncan Blanks to every student in school, and it was both way more than anyone ever needed to see of him, and way, way less. His body looked like something a mad scientist had sewn together - bony shoulder and legs, a concave chest, and a flabby, ugly gut hanging like extra skin. But everyone’s eyes went to one body part, and it was very, very, very small. I couldn’t see it, but I knew that was the picture Tart was brandishing at him. “Oh, Tart,” I muttered, shaking my head. Duncan was a cockroach for sure, but I wished Tart didn’t always let Duncan turn him into the worst version of himself.   “So you wanna talk about blow jobs now, Duncan? Cause from the looks of it, it’ll be a good long while before you find a girl - or a guy, or anyone, really - who’s willing to suck you off through a straw.” A crack rang out over the party then, timed exactly right, between two songs, so that everyone heard it, and a hundred heads whipped in our direction at once. Lark was standing in front of Tart, fists balled at her sides. The lipstick on Tart’s cheek had smeared, and a bright, angry hand mark bloomed over it. “You’re disgusting,” Lark spat, and from the look on Tart’s face, the words hurt him a lot more than the slap did. “You and your little friends can all go fuck yourselves.” Lark took Duncan’s hand and stomped out of the kitchen, Duncan stumbling behind her. Just before they walked through the door, Duncan looked back at Tart, and gave him the most hateful, victorious little smirk I’d ever seen. Tart coughed to clear his throat and pull himself together. “Well, you’re welcome,” he said, putting on that million-watt Colgate smile of his. “Don’t worry Gloriana, you had a nasty little cockroach in your party, but I got rid of him for you. I’ll just bill you for my pest control services later.” Gloriana laughed and shook her head. “Tart, you are so terrible,” she smiled, eyes shining. “Now come on, isn’t anyone going to start the music again?”