#decks and decking canberra

[dimensiongardenscapes]

Superior Landscaping & Garden Design services,NSW | Dimension Gardenscape

We, at Dimension Gardenscape will take your taste, preferences, and wishes into account and will be by your side from the discussion, to design, and through the execution phase.

We aim to build you that deck you’ve been thinking about. Whether you want to create a garden in your outdoor living area which will make you feel closer to nature every day, or you want to build entertainment units to fit your property and budget, we will help you make it a reality. Our specialty is to resolve problems with a solution-oriented approach and incorporate design thinking at every step of the way to create impressive and purposeful results. We offer complete landscaping services and will be your partner throughout the process. With our team of architects, designers, and contractors, we offer an experience that is seamless, efficient, and tailored to your needs. Be it residential landscaping or commercial, we will create an outdoor living area in a way that will be unique and perfect for you.We take pride in being a company that has the skills, the expertise, and the experience to take on every aspect of landscape construction and bring your dream landscape to life with professionalism and efficiency.

[austerulous]

Just been to see Titanic in the cinema and it’s just as emotionally devastating all these years later. The elderly couple cuddling in bed as their room floods? The mother tucking in her children and telling them a story of Tír na nÓg? Fucks me up every time. 😭 I’m going to sleep off a headache and hopefully I’ll be around more tomorrow. Mwah. ♡

[forpoetry]

Deck in Canberra - Queanbeyan Deck - large contemporary side yard deck idea with a pergola

[whereimnotme]

Photo taken during climate action protest in Canberra, January 2020, featuring another of ScoMo’s tone deaf quotes - ‘thankfully we’ve had no loss of life’ - from that ill-fated small town PR tour.

"Yes, two, that's quite right. I was thinking about firefighters really," said Morrison, before expressing his "sincere condolences" for the 27 lives lost during the ongoing disaster.

Officially, 33 people were ultimately killed directly by fires that summer with another estimated 445 people dying from smoke inhalation.

Meanwhile the PM fucked off to Hawaii on holiday.

I am still incandescent with rage.

I just spent some time scrolling through this blog and am suffering from sever laughter. Thanks so much for collating the countries craziest moments. One of my favourites is when Scott Morrison was in Hawaii while the bushfires where burning.

December 2019: As Australia's east coast is engulfed in the worst bushfires in living memory, rumours begin to circulate that Australia's Prime Minister Scott Morrison may have secretly fucked off for a holiday in Hawaii.

Keep in mind, this is what is going down in Australia at the time:

The Hawaii rumour is initially written off as a fringe conspiracy, because surely nobody could be that fuckin tonedeaf, and it was quickly forgotten about... until an Australian man visiting Hawaii UPLOADED A SELFIE ON THE BEACH WITH THE PM THROWING A SHAKA.

At which point all hell broke loose.

Overnight the formerly popular "Scomo" became the most despised man in all of Australia. Think "firefighters shouting out of their windows to news cameras" level of despised.

After about two days of radio silence and pretending like he was still at home running the country, the Prime Minister's handlers finally dragged him onto call with an Australian radio station, where he pinky promised to return to Australia as fast as he could in an attempt to calm things down.

Unfortunately Scott's empathy consultant (a real job) then had to watch Scott pour more gasoline on the dumpster fire by uttering the now famous phrase "Look I don't hold a hose mate" when asked by the radio interviewer why the fucking fuck the fuckhead wasn't fucking in Australia doing his fucking job during a massive fucking crisis.

Testing just how much worse things could get, Scomo then proceeded to NOT rush back to Australia as promised, instead attempting to complete the rest of his holiday, a fact that was exposed when a passerby snapped a picture of him still lounging on the beach two days later.

Eventually, holiday complete, Morrison did reluctantly slink back to Australia, and in an attempt to calm things down, he decided to pay a visit to a small town that had been destroyed by the fires.

Which was a big mistake.

Scomo still had not registered how absolutely and totally he had screwed the poodle with his Hawaiian beach vacation, and he walks into what is now taught in PR classes as one of the greatest examples of "what not do do in a crisis" in all of history.

Scotty from Marketing, as he is now dubbed by the nation, spends a painfully cringe-inducing hour wandering around a burned down town with TV news cameras in tow, having to FORCE PEOPLE TO SHAKE HIS HAND in what is some of the most awkward footage you will ever see.

At this point it's probably also worth mentioning that, before becoming Prime Minister, Scott Morrison's biggest claim to fame in politics was being the guy that was so far up the coal lobby's arse that he literally brought coal into parliament and waved it around, claiming it doesn't hurt people.

So when a protest was organised it turned out to be one big national fuck you to the Prime Minister, the likes of which the world has never seen before or since.

Needless to say, at this point Scomo's career was dead in the water, but thanks to the rules brought in to stop Australian political parties from knifing their leader every two weeks (a popular Aussie passtime) Morrison basically couldn't get fired until after the next election.

And so, when the election rolled around in 2022, we decided that was an opportune time to travel over to Hawaii to erect this bad boy tribute to the Prime Minister, on the very beach where Scomo had sat and drank margaritas that one fateful week in December as Australia burned (thanks to @chaser for funding the ticket)

[canberratraders]

Eco Decking in Canberra

Revamp your outdoor residential space with our eco-friendly decking supplies. Our products not only enhance your home's aesthetics but also support a greener future.

[saltverk]

Deck in Canberra - Queanbeyan

[strangenation]

Contemporary Deck - Pergolas

[fashionsforlovers]

Deck in Canberra - Queanbeyan

[saerily]

Deck in Canberra - Queanbeyan

[garfi774]

Contemporary Deck - Pergolas

[garciamiah]

Patio Tile Example of a mid-sized minimalist backyard tile patio vertical garden design with no cover

[superstarmarcosantaniello]

Deck Side Yard

A large, modern side yard deck design example with a pergola

[hannah-turpaud]

Contemporary Deck - Pergolas

[randomfurlong]

Deck in Canberra - Queanbeyan

[canberratraders]

Composite Decking in Queanbeyan

Canberra Traders can create a custom-designed Deck finished in a variety of styles and designs using steel or timber frames. You also have the option to choose from natural or composite flooring with a variety of balustrade styles available to suit your design.

[everydaypoliticalcitizen]

Deck Pergolas An illustration of a medium-sized minimalist back yard deck with a pergola