#debumonogatari

[bakingupastorm]

debumonogatari replied to your post ““Guess who’s getting married in a video game~” @amplealicesadventures”

"I'm expecting a cake befitting the size of your guests. And that we get to put every last crumb into you."

“The cake, yes. Stuffing it all into me? I doubt that it’ll last that long with you, Cavatina, and Cara all there alongside Alice.

[gluttonygirls]

@debumonogatari

She’s holding up frilly, sparkly, glossy, and all together too prissy outfit for anyone over the age of ten to ever wear.

“I wish to have you wear this for a week~ There’s no doubt that it would look stunning on you, but I wish to see Magical Nurse Nightingale in more than just picture books~”

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

debumonogatari replied to your post “debumonogatari replied to your post “Did you know that persona 5...”

"Don't even think about it, four eyes."

“Too late, already thought about it, fellow four eyes. I wonder if it’s only water that works or if your favourite brand of soda could be retained as well.”

[tubbotums]

“My girlfriend is super fucking fat, and she smells really fucking good too~ She’s literally prime real estate and y’all thirst fucks can’t have her~”

[doughyduo]

debumonogatari

  “Remember to drink your Nano...

Hopefully her gut isn’t shaking from the increased tapping of a giant gamer’s foot in her doorway. Should you really be drinking so much soda while you’re injured young lady jeez

But being injured is the best time to be drinking all that soda. She’s not wobbling around and making herself belch, that’s Chiaki making the building shake doing that. After all, how are you going to blame the girl for putting on a few (hundred) pounds after doing something that saved countless lives?

[fatcatblake]

debumonogatari replied to your post: “Ruby…” You made her cry.

Ruby’s going to give Blake a superhuman slap on her ass and kiss Velvet really good. Pick one.

As much as she appreciates the slap and the jiggles it provides, she’ll just leave the other two to makeout for a little while.

Speaking of which, Velvet might be screaming a little into the kiss.

Just a little bit.

[screwsugarfree]

Idly listens to all this talk of Kirigiri’s butt, wondering if maybe she should speak up about how she feels in regards to that glorious rear. 

Hmm... Best not. Who knows how the detective would respond to that after all.

@debumonogatari

[massivemuses]

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“Come on Mikan! It can’t be that healthy! It feels really good, so it must be good for Ibuki!” If she doesn’t stop sloshing herself around, that centrifugal force is going to probably push her through a wall.

“Easy for you to say...This is soaking the mattress...how is a mage suppose to recover her mana like this?”

[fatouttahell]

debumonogatari replied to your post: today on touhou: flandre explodes remilia

did i hear exploding cute girls count me in

cute girls, how may i explode thee? let me count the ways

[programmingandmass]

At first I thought you were super cool and brave for having a fat Dangan and I wanted to be your friend immediately. But now I see youre a huge heckin loser nerd and you're still super cool so you've got that down at least

im like the opposite of brave my dude but thanks

[heavydutycooking]

@debumonogatari

{Huh, okay.}

[bakingupastorm]

@debumonogatari replied to your post ““Speaking of bubble chocolate, I’m sure you could both use some along...”

"Funny you say that, I'm fresh out. Though, if you've got something that helps with my magicks that'd likely be better..."

“Actually, I am working on perfecting the Ishguardian recipe of the Sohm Al Tart. A towering cake said to resemble the Dravanian peak that also enhances one magickal capabilities.”

[gluttonygirls]

Kaede Akamatsu

CLANG!!!

Feeling a small bead of sweat roll down her forehead as the audience began to whisper, Kaede set her hands on the sides of her bench and gently pulled it back. Her arms squished into her plump sides as she rocked her seat back, and the keys of the piano tinkled. She’d dropped her belly down on the piano when taking her place for the recital and now every key was pressed as her gut slowly rolled back into her laugh. Clearing her throat, thoroughly humiliated, she turned to her leaf of notes.

She couldn’t see them over her bust.

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

debumonogatari replied to your post “Did you know that persona 5 actually introduced a new status effect to...”

water balloon futaba pls

“Something something Futaballoon.”

“Akira, please.”

[tubbotums]

@debumonogatari

“But it is~! You’re like smokin’ hot when you get all angry and wanting to kill! The icing on the cake is that you’re doing this on your birthday, where you can get away with that no problem~!”

[doughyduo]

@debumonogatari

“Chiaki, if you tell me you’re going to play that stupid fucking hamster for even a second, I’m going to blimp you up to a size you can’t even imagine.”