#debating on cropping it to phone wallpaper size???

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Akane Banashi my beloved.

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kindaoffkilter replied to your post “Real missed opportunity to call him Bear On The Stair. [Description: a...”

He looks like he’s pooping and being shifty eyed about the whole thing

Oh god an Elf On The Shelf caganer would be AMAZING. I checked around on google and they don’t appear to exist, or at least they don’t appear to be available online, but I may have to make one. 

larathia replied to your post “Gift shopping in Chicago means… [Description: Two boxes of Frango...”

Man, my inlaws have ISSUES with Frango mints since Macy's bought out the store. Like, it just goes ON AND ON. I don't get it. I mean, the mints taste the same?

I have a feeling the mints are a stand-in for the real grievances. :D When Macy’s bought Marshall Fields it was....unpleasant. There is a simmering cauldron of rage in many Chicagoans that is well prepared to boil over if you bring up Macy’s at all. 

mooseman13579 replied to your post “Real missed opportunity to call him Bear On The Stair. [Description: a...”

He looks like he just put a fake beard on, I'm dying

THAT’S 100% WHAT IT IS, it’s a fake beard you dress your Elf in! The elf doesn’t even come in the package! I was dying too. 

drgaellon replied to your photo “The Saturday Morning Hug For All! This week’s hug is a Robert Downey...”

I can't tell from the back. Who is he attempting to murder there?

There’s some debate; I was given to understand it was Jude Law but various other names have been suggested to me as corrections. 

dignitywhatdignity replied to your photo “Pixel please stop telling me to Turn On Face Grouping like that's some...”

At least it recognizes the Cryptids as Your Favorite People?

LOL that’s actually my lock screen. That being said, the phone is new and I haven’t really done much traveling/visiting with people since I got it, so the cryptids are like 90% of the faces available to the algorithm. It’s like, the Cryptids, a picture of David Tennant and Michael Sheen I cropped to wallpaper size for a friend, a couple of selfies, and like four photos of my parents when they came out for my birthday.