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[prayyouloveremember]

Ophelia, ‘tis February 14th... the day Claudius gives his public speech to the people so I need you to stand in the audience and wave this “ya guilty” poster I have designed while I examine his body language for signs of vile criminality

this sounds like a lovely and totally not suspicious way to spend this holiday! i will be there with bells on!

[anyasbyanyothername]

to confuse any spirits that may walk th’ earth, i have dressed up as prince hamlet this hallows eve!

@deardenmarkdiary your thoughts?

[deardenmarkdiary]

I cannot believe nobody showed up to my fake funeral!

[prayyouloveremember]

hm...i had better go and find some pirates...

So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.

[mostweakhamlets]

deardenmarkdiary replied to your post “Might be a heavy topic to handle for some but I feel the need to get...”

Good luck! You can do this!

Thank you!!!!!!

[prayyouloveremember]

@deardenmarkdiary thou hast left yorick in my closet, again! please come retrieve him or he shall become a hat model

[eternal-blazon-ham]

Yo, uh, happy b-day my boy @deardenmarkdiary

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

Fortinbras, @tothineownselfbelarry...I guess everyone else is avenging their fathers, too, huh? I better get on it.

Granted, both men were angered by someone named Hamlet, so perhaps I am th’ exception here.

[quoththegayven]

Get to Know Me Tag

Thanks for tagging me @deardenmarkdiary !

Relationship: About to hit 4 and a half months with my girlfriend Hannah which is just - insane I cant believe

Favorite color: Purple in pretty much all its iterations

Top 3 ships: I'm not really a huge shipper but uh...currently? Claudius × Gertrude (lol sorry Hamlet it's character work), Hurloane from TAZ, and all the kids in Spring Awakening × happiness

Last song: Don't Lose Ur Head from the musical Six

Last movie: Into the Spiderverse! Well - last two movies, actually

I'll tag @hakuna--fermata , @loudlydistinguishedhologram , @lonely-rabbit , @butihavelived , and @cedrwydden !

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

I would not be a breeder of sinners for a multitude of reasons, mainly because I believe that my offspring might commit unspeakable crimes upon Denmark.

But the real question is: What would I name such a child?

'Tis a decision too difficult. I suppose I would just name it Hamlet Jr. Jr.

The name itself is a crime.

[prayyouloveremember]

and you know good and well why

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

[rei-guns]

deardenmarkdiary continues to be the funniest blog on this hellsite

[prayyouloveremember]

was this thy uncle? my lord does the king have a blog i really need to know

I only accept callout posts in iambic pentameter

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

The thing nobody tells you about hanging out in graveyards is it looks excellent in aesthetic, but you always come out smelling like dirt and death.

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

All the world’s a stage - and I really, really hope a stage light falls and crushes me.

[deardenmarkdiary]

Dear Diary

Walked into a creamery to-day, the lady asked me what kind I wanted and told me I could choose from 31 different flavors - long story short I left without buying anything