#dear. hottest

[slashingdisneypasta]

Can you imagine - how frustrated - BJ would get, if you and Freddy were by the town diorama while he was in his lil between worlds form and you two were uhhhhhhh kissing and ummmmm touching and you both

Refused

To Say

His Name??

Would you take pity on him?? Because you know Freddy will drag it out as l o n g as possible.

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Match 3-15

[vegaseatsass]

Important information about the world I didn't have until I watched He's Coming To Me (2019): Love Pattranite played Ohm Pawat's mom before she played his sister!

[warnermeadowsgirl]

ranga is EXACTLY the type to blast this song at full volume and then proceed to dance with his babe (who he forces to join him initially)

For sure For sure (and his babe is us) and Billa is the kinda guy who doesn't like songs and dance but does it for his babe(which again is us)

[dirtyoldmanhole]

extremely hot: kinky sex in full armor

unexpectedly also smoking hot: kinky sex with only two pieces of recognizable armor b/c these two have ripped off everything else and got a little distracted halfway thru

[zappedbyzabka]

Martin: We allow Billy to talk most of the time, and he said all the right things—

Billy: *lip purse* Thank you. It was all written by Martin.

[andorerso]

watched Bridgerton S3 last night and the carriage scene has been living in my mind rent free since

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

FFXIV Write: Duel

In which Agi *actually* notices some light flirting from Gulool Ja Ja after their duel. SFW.

“What exactly did my husband tell you about me?” Agnes giggled before taking a bite of her taco. After relaying her frankly horrifying tale about how that two-headed shit for brains destroyed our tacos, Gulool Ja Ja ordered that the palace’s finest tacos be made for her.

As a thank you for indulging him in a duel, which I normally wouldn’t do.

However…

Gulool Ja Ja laughed heartily. “Oh, nothing scandalous I assure you! Estinien said, ‘My wife is the best warrior on the star. She’ll not spar with anyone, however…” There we go. However. “I believe she wouldn’t be able to resist sparring with you…the challenge excites her.’”

More laughter.

Because of course Estinien would say something like that to a bloke he’s just met and sparred with.

Love, I…

Fucking hells, ser---you know me too well!

Blushing slightly, she smiled. “Guilty. I’ve never fought a two-headed Mamool Ja before, so congrats, Excellency! You’re the first!”

“Ha! Well, I’m honored to be the Warrior of Light’s first.” The Head of Resolve fucking just winked at me?!?! What on earth is going on?!?!?

Wait…

Is…

With the other head asleep…?

What?!?!?

Now giggling more, her cheeks burned. “Oh goodness, yes. I…yes, these are such lovely tacos. Thank you so much, Excellency.”

That’s it, Agi. Get this shit back on track.

Luckily for her, things got one hundred percent less…umm…you know…after she perhaps not so subtly changed the subject.

When she mentioned the interaction with Estinien later, to her surprise, he laughed.

And laughed.

And laughed.

“Estinien Varlineau, what is so funny?!” Agnes pouted, lying next to him in bed after they put the children to bed.

He wiped his eyes and cackled. “Agi, you’re a beautiful woman! People flirt with you all the time, and you don’t bloody notice.” Estinien turned his head to face her very much still pouting face. “And the one time you do, it’s your new friend’s dad!” He quickly kissed her and then laughed more. He. Won’t. Stop. Laughing. Once he calmed his silly, sexy ass down, he smiled ruefully and held her hand. “In case you’re wondering, I’m not bothered by it.”

She smirked. “The laughing was a clue, love.”

“You only have eyes for me, my angel. Not worried about that. Though, it heartens me that His Excellency has such good taste in ladies.” A growing grin tugged on his lips as his pale blue eyes twinkled. “After all, you’re the very—”

“Don’t say it!” She giggled.

“The very breast wife!”

The two exploded in laughter.

I love you more than words could ever express.

My naughty man. I adore you.

[vitzoki]

We’re all hyperventilating, right?

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

if one more person comes into this room and tells me I look just like my father I'm gonna mcfreakin' lose it

[storygremlin]

I am completely unprepared for 11 episodes of Brennan playing Evan Kelmp. I am even less prepared for 11 episodes of Erika Ishii openly flirting with this man. All while Aabria DMs beautifully??!!!! The horniness may actually kill me.

[scampdoodle]

Got my friends into Ted Lasso so we can finally watch it together and talk about how we need Roy Kent biblically

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest Stand Battle - Second Round Match 1

Stand abilities under the cut:

Whitesnake: Whitesnake possesses the ability to create illusions and manipulate a person's psyche into two types of DISCs, from which can be mainly extracted from and then inserted into someone else's head, allowing them to either see the DISC owner's memories or use their Stand.

Highway Star: Highway Star is a long-range Stand which can pursue its targets using their scent. It can run up to 60 km/h and indefinitely maintain that running speed in order to chase after its prey. In order to lure targets, Highway Star has the ability to create an illusionary room. Anyone who enters the room is targeted by Highway Star, who then acquires their scent. 

Highway Star can also section itself into many slices as it flies at high speeds, breaking apart into flat horizontal segments shaped like footprints that move independently of each other, and then reassembling itself piece by piece. Its main ability is to absorb nutrients from its victims when any part of it touches the target.

[blackkat15]

THE NARRATOR CAN DEGRADE ME ALL HE WANTS I AM SO FERAL FOR THIS DISEMBODIED BRITISH VOICE WTF!!!!!

[lacebird]

indy not breaking eye contact with marion as he leans in to kiss her elbow-

[shiocreator]

I survived another year on this planet and I'm making it all your problem

I'm here and going to cause havoc