#dear lord I wonder how my cats don't have brain damage

[thenightlymartini]

Headcannon #50

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Kimchiburger: These two are dog lovers to the extreme. Like they usually have no less than 3 or 4 dogs at a time, and they love it. Big dogs, small dogs, don’t matter, all dogs are good dogs to them. They even accidentally had a litter of puppies from time to time.

There’s usually always a Jindo and Golden Retriever in the mix.

They go on hikes with all the dogs and love to take them on car trips, even if just going down to the store to grab milk. When it was at just one dog, they would allow the dog to sleep with them. Now with so many of them they make sure they sleep in their own beds.

They would so be the couple that has a Youtube Channel, Instagram, Twitter, and a Facebook page just for the dogs and the random hi-jinks that occur.

Rusnk: These two would keep to only one dog and one cat, mostly because NK and Russia’s schedules would only permit for one or two pets.

They would have gotten the dog from a shelter; a sweet, timid, female mutt that Russia picked out because she reminded him of Laika, the Russian dog that went to space back in 1957. She became a companion dog and very good at emotional support for the both of them, often helping them calm down out of PTSD moments or night terrors.

The cat was a tiny little tortoiseshell cat that really came around by chance. They found her during a rough winter where she had had kittens under their front stairs. NK got really attached to the mother, and she was pretty attached to him, too, often treating him like a kitten and followed him around. They took them in and managed to find a home for all except the mother, and decided they should keep her. They called her Bo-Mi, which means pretty and beautiful.

Commieburger: Oh god, these two tend to have an assortment of pets, though most have to stay with America since they can’t really live together and traveling with pets isn’t the easiest.

They have one dog, one cat, and one rabbit.

The dog is a white Jindo from North Korea’s place named Hae-Joo, a combination of Hae, meaning ocean, and Joo meaning jewel. He’s super well mannered and a very stoic kind of dog. Loves fetch and is every bit a guard dog. Loves when America cooks on the grill, because he always gets a piece of the meat that’s being cooked.

The cat is a tiny tabby named Minty who is the most neurotic, hyper cat that either of have seen. She sometimes is pretty smart, but she has a lot of dumb moments that look like she stopped thinking for a moment. She will attack rugs and get stuck in them like a burrito. She gets stuck under blankets that she just crawled under. She’ll run full speed from one end of the house to the other and manage to hit everything on her way, including walls. They took her in when she was the last of the neighbor’s litter, the runt on top of that, and needed a home. She looked so cute and innocent that they couldn’t say no.

The rabbit is named Cujo because that thing is a BEAST. He’s a ginormous, brown rabbit that will beat up anyone and anything if it does not give him respect. Big Jindo thinks he can smack him with a paw? NOPE! Cat thinks it can take over his bed? NOPE! He even managed to kick America in the face and send his glasses across the room. He won’t do shit to NK, though. He tends to snuggle up to him and sit in his lap when the other is reading a book. They ended up with him really on accident because some guy left the rabbit in a cage on the side of the road near their house. America felt bad and wanted to keep it while NK was partially confused why people would keep a rabbit as a pet when some places will eat them.

In a human universe, America would not hesitate to have an assortment of social media accounts highlighting the weirdness of these pets. Cujo alone managed to gain him 5,000 followers on Instagram, Tik Tok, and Vine just with the funny videos. NK would just accept the fact that he more or less lives in a zoo and is more than likely the zoo keeper.