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My dad says that we can go rob a bank if you wanna come
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I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority
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Sailor Princess 🌙 Rapunzel, Elsa, and Cinderella 🎀
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Shane: Ryan, I never doubted you for a moment!
Ryan: Thank you, Shane. You're lying though, right?
Shane: Oh, yes. I doubted you very strongly.
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My favorite buzzfeed unsolved thing is Shane going "Oh, Ryan's gonna hate this" and then it immediately cutting to Ryan saying "Oh, I hate this."
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the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up
look at that
layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit
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