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luna-nigthshade-wood · 3 years ago

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New take (cause I have no self control and still havent finish my fics) that Dean is openly bisexual and everyone knows except for Sam. He is not completely oblivious mind you, at least not to the fact that his brother is bisexual and that he is in love with Cas, but he literally is the only person that thinks that Dean doesn´t know he is bi. To Sam´s credit, Dean is basically his father so he doesn´t want to think about his sex life. Anyways, it all comes to head one day in the bunker.

Dean, nervous: Hey, dude! I want to asked you something. Its about Cas

Sam, who have being waiting this moment for a long time and has been reading how to be a good ally to your bi brother articles: Yes, sure man Whats up?

Dean: Well, I was planning to inviting Cas to (insert fancy restaurant). Do you think he´ll like it?

Sam, visibly giddy but acting cool: Of course, man. What´s the ocassion?

Dean: I am planning to ask him to marry me

Sam, choking in his own spit: You are what?

Dean, getting defensive: Well, yeah, you think he´ll say yes right?

Sam, trying to get his brain back online: Dont you think you should I dont know date a little bit?

Dean, confused: Dude, WTF, we have been dating since the Apocalypse. Mind you, we have been dating on and off but seriously dude what tf?

Sam-ex not working: But you... dont.. are.. gay?!

Dean, getting pissed: For your info, I am bi, why you have a problem with that?

Sam: What? NO, I am pan. I just thought that you would be freak out about being bi?! (confused face)

Dean: First of all, thank you for telling me and I already knew. Second of all, dude what are you talking about I been openly bi since forever. Cas is not even my first relationship with a dude.

Sam, still not getting it: What? When? Dad?

Dean: Oh boy, well he wasn´t exactly happy, He kind of just took a Dont ask dont tell kind of thing. Bobby was supporting though, threathen to shoot dad if he ever said anything. And when, well, what exactly do you think that Lee and I were doing half of the time? and why do you think dad hated him?

Sam: Getting drunk, going out with girls, I dont know, how was I suppose to know?

Dean: Well, we werent exactly subtle, but yeah.

Sam: So, only Lee and Cas?

Dean: Well, no, not exactly. Benny, Cas and I had an agreement before the whole you know...

Sam: TMI, but ok, I am guessing Crowley...

Dean: Yeah, he is still bitter about that. There was the FBI dude, Henriksen and Ash, oh men Ash

Sam: When the f did you had the time with..you know what I dont wanna know

Dean, embarresed: There was Deacon too, no comments

Sam: I dont know how to unpack that one so I ll bleach my brain later

Dean: Good idea, there was also Garth

Sam: Wait what, Garth?

Dean: Yes, best foursome ever

Sam: Dude TMI.

Sam: But all seriousness aside, I am proud of you, now show me the ring

(Cas say yes when Dean asked and everyone tease Sam endeless for the rest of his life. The end)

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mothmans-favorite-lamp · 3 years ago

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001: supernatural!!

ty for the ask chex!! <3

Favorite character: Gabriel!

Least Favorite character: J*hn W*nchester, for obvious reasons >:/

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Destiel, Saileen, Dabriel, Dash (deanxash, i'm making that up as their name lol), Dean x Lisa

Character I find most attractive: ig Gabriel??

Character I would marry: Amelia, she seems nice and she has a dog lol:)

Character I would be best friends with: Ash and Charlie!!

a random thought: The reason the ending was bad wasn't necessarily that they killed Cas and Dean, it was that they tried to still play it off as a happy ending. If they'd still killed them but also acknowledged that this was supposed to be a tragic ending, I think it would've been a very beautiful (although depressing) ending. Very Shakespeare-y tragedy

An unpopular opinion: Lisa's one of my favorite characters and idk why a lot of people don't like her. I think she and Dean genuinely could have been good together in different circumstances, and I would have loved to see her point of view explored more, it feels like she's one of the only people who managed to get close to Sam and Dean and still live a mostly normal life.

My Canon OTP: DeanxCas IS canon and I will not believe otherwise <3

My Non-canon OTP: Dean and Ash! Tbh I mostly just like Ash as a character, but there was definitely something between them

Most Badass Character: Charlie! (obviously /lh)

Most Epic Villain: s5 Lucifer

Pairing I am not a fan of: Meg x Cas

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): a l l o f t h e m. mostly cas. but all of them

Favourite Friendship: Dean and Jo :)

Character I most identify with: prolly Dean-

Character I wish I could be: Charlie! Or one of the angels, just to travel around heaven and meet people

This was fun! I have Many Thoughts™️ on the ending lol

#ty!!#asks

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