#deadpanstinger

[hcrofraid]

@deadpanstinger​ lets get dangerous

[skyfcx]

     “If it’s a plane you want...” He gives friend discounts for flying lessons, y’know...

[somewhereinchaos]

@deadpanstinger​​: "You‘re like - THE best! When I grow up, I wanna be just like you!“. <- bee fanboy

          ╳ ┊ u l t i m a t e  »  Ah— He had no idea how to react to compliments from children. So innocent, so pure. But he’s so wrong. If Charmy knew the truth he wouldn’t want to be like Shadow. The Ultimate lifeform was destined to be alone —  to continue for eternity until someone would finally strike him down. It’s a hopeless existence.

         “...” The hedgehog’s lips curled into something that resembled a smile. He didn’t want to shatter this fantasy of the young bee. And maybe it wasn’t so bad that there was someone who saw Shadow in such positive light.

[auroraicefieldarchive]

@deadpanstinger​ liked for a starter

He’s just watching for now.

Sneaking, carefully.

Children didn’t belong by themselves. But he’d never admit that his intentions were to protect, rather than harm. The Chaotix were a rival team. His own team would have never accepted him helping one of them. But he couldn’t leave a child all by themselves. Children needed to be protected. He didn’t know Charmy’s exact age, but he knew he was a child. And that was all he needed to know.

So he’d creep along, and hope he wasn’t noticed. It wasn’t exactly easy for a fat bear to stay hidden, but damn if he wouldn’t try.

[timewontwait]

🌀 @deadpanstinger​ said: (Charmy) 🌸 Just places a whole flower crown on Sonic‘s head. "Just finished it! Do you like it?" // nonverbal RP starters ( accepting ! )

     Reclined in the waning summer light and autumn’s first chilly breeze brushing past his fur, Sonic peered up at the flower crown his younger friend offered. There was only so much time left to enjoy the flora. Soon all the leaves on the trees would be turning to splashes or orange, red, and gold, and the sky would be swirling with grey clouds and icy rain. If he had to pick a season other than spring to be his favorite, it’d definitely be this time of the year. After all, his favorite holiday was coming up. He’d need to start planning for something this year.

     But for now, he was on baby-sitting duty. Courtesy of Vector — seems like the crocodile really had his work cut out for him these days. ( Or so the hero was told, but he suspected that Vec’ was just looking for an opportunity to visit Vanilla in peace. As far as Espio goes? Sonic had no idea where the guy ran off to this time. )

     “ It looks nice ! ” The quickster comments, patting the floral adornment. He offers a grin of approval at the young bee, head tilted curiously. “ Where’d ya’ learn how to make these, Charmy ? You’re pretty good at it ! ”

[multi-madagascar]

@deadpanstinger​ said:

chester vc: nooooooooooooo 

“Chester!”

“Long time no see! So you think investigating into the science of ghosts is a bad idea?”

[blowhxle]

SMOKE BOMB. "I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT! I am the journal that will ruin your day! I AM DARKWING DUCK!" His eyes were focused on the triangle, holding up his toy gas cannon. "Now, suck gas, evil doer!“ What a weird way of saying trick or treat.

“WELL AREN’T YOU JUST LOOKING ALL KINDS OF HEROIC.” Dear lord, the dolphin’s throat had already started tingling; All this shouting was going to leave him hoarse for a few days, that was certain.

“YOU SHOULD LEARN TO READ THE SIGN NEXT TIME, THOUGH.” He pointed to his right, where a sign had been conveniently placed beside him, with ‘trick-or-treaters do not ring, this lair only answers to the trickster yeeters.’ written on it.

“BUT I I’VE DECIDED TO LET IT SLIDE THIS TIME. YOU HAD BY FAR THE BEST PRESENTATION.” And so, the small bee now earned themselves the achievement: Peanut Butter Winkies. As that is what the triangle had bestowed upon them.

[freedom-fighters-unite-a]

@deadpanstinger​ replied to your post:

Charmy vc: BUT FREE CANDY???

“Non! No buts! This holiday is ze too spooky for me!”

[tarotguided]

@deadpanstinger​ said: Little honeycomb is here to hug the hedgehog. Happy to see her? Always. "It's Halloween soon! Are ya excited too??“

❝  Of course I’m excited! ❞  Aww, Charmy! How could she not match the energy of the little bee? He’s wrapped up tight in the warmest hug she can muster. Amy was happy to see him too. ❝ There’s so much good costumes around this time of year... What are you going to be dressing as, Charmy? ❞

[bxttlekukku]

@deadpanstinger​ asked:

"Woooow, you're really huge, mistah!" Just being in that lab had eventually become boring, so the little bee wanted to take a glance around. Charmy smiled. "You're like a dinosaur!"

❝ I—excuse me? ❞

Oh. Oh no. It was a bee. He lightly tugged at the neck of his shirt as the bug fluttered around. He wasn’t even going to ask how he’d gotten on the bridge.

[hcrofraid]

@deadpanstinger​ SAID: "I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!" Man, those smoke bombs are fun to throw. "I am your experiment gone wrong!“ Finally stepping forward, the child announced: "I AM DARKWING DUCK!" Time for Partner costume shenanigans.

A look of irritation washes over the kit’s face at the boy’s bravado, not even facing his opposite as he rolls his eyes. Then he grits a forced smile, turning around to face ‘Darkwing’ and trying not to cough over the smoke bombs.

❝ Oh, shock, horror -- I’M SO SCARED, ❞ he exasperates, staring at the bee calmly before --

❝ But I’m afraid the only thing to go wrong is your costume... IN TATTERS! ❞ TAILS WHERE DID YOU GET THE CHAINSAW -- wait nm

[theislandkeeper]

@deadpanstinger​ said:

He wouldn‘t let Knuckles out of the fun just because of his duty. In fact, there was already a smoke bomb covering the ground. "I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the boredom in your island. I AM DARKWING DUCK!“ Charmy smiled up at Knuckles. How was this?

     Smoke wasn’t a GOOD thing but Knuckles couldn’t even worry about that by the time the voice filled the air. It sounded strangely familiar but the words might as well have been lost on the echidna. He didn’t watch cartoons but he did recognize that face smiling at him. He should have guessed.

     “Charmy...what the hell was that?” He really was confused. “And where did you get a smoke bomb?”

[lightdash]

◜✮ @deadpanstinger​ replied to your post:

charmy vc: are u fluffy as a werehog

     “Unfortunately. I felt like a shag carpet with legs.” That was to say, yes, extremely fluffy.

[dreamofabsxlutixn]

deadpanstinger || replied...

Charmy: WHAT? HE BRINGS GIFTS TO THE CHILDREN ):

' ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ. '

[timewontwait]

🎃 @deadpanstinger​ said: "I am the TERROR that flaps in the night!" Did the child's voice sound threatening? Not at all. Especially with how giddy he was to know what Sonic would think of his costume. "I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!" The smoke bomb he threw for his dramatic entrance was slowly fading, revealing the owner of the voice, who now leaped into the air. "I am Darkwing Duck!"

     Large furry ears snapped up, swiveling left and right, head shaking to and fro, trying to pin-point the source of the child’s laughter. Sonic had almost forgotten how disorienting this form could be — what with all his senses being cranked up full blast. The loud, high pitched voice of a child made his ears ring, and he almost doesn’t even recognize the bee when he appeared in a puff of smoke.

     Sonic gives a clap, grin wolf-ish. He may LOOK big and intimidating himself, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t gonna at least try to hype his younger friend up ! ( hopefully the drastic change appearance wasn’t too frightening. )

     “ Dang, Charmy. I almost didn’ realize it was you. Nice costume ! ”

[skyfcx]

"Tails!" The little bee waved from above before flying down with something in his hands. "I think I broke my toy car a little. I dunno, it's not working anymore. Can ya help me fix it?" Should be no challenge to the fox, right? Tails is smart, after all.

     It’s the buzzing that has an ear twitch, then the realized familiarity of both voice and wings that makes namesakes happily flick and wave skyward. “Mm! Heya, Charmy!” A snappy two-finger salute went nicely with a smile, bright blue eyes meeting the bee half-way once namesakes began their own whirring. Sights, too had spotted the the little something in Charmy’s hand during the rise upward. Let’s see what the guy’s got...

     Ah, features couldn’t help but pinch soon after the other’s telling, lips pushed out for a sympathetic pout. “Ooh... yikes. Sorry t’hear that, bud. But yeah, of course! That’s no problem at at. C’mon, follow me into my workshop and tell me what’s wrong with your toy. How it’s actin’ up n’ stuff. I’ll have it fixed up in a jiffy!”