#deadpanpool

[destieldrabblesdaily]

I missed you and ily

I LOVE YOU TOOOO!

Guess who’s back, back again. :’)

[winchester-cas]

I was thinking Enochian tattoo. That was my first choice if you remember.

Yes I do! Tattoos in enochian would be hella cool too, tbh

[heartharrington]

⭐💯 get well soon ily

icon: oooof // beautz // wow i’ve been staring at this for 5 hours // i almost dropped my croissant

url: ???? don’t get it // dude that is legitness // okay okay i get the aesthetic // godtier

posts: what are thOSE? // it’s a ball pit of the everything and anything ilov // organised mix of QUALITY ™ content // *deletes my own tumblr cause nothing can top that*

original content:** sign me tf up // that is some fre sha vaca do // you invented writing/art/whatever it is that you do

theme: iss cool // +100 respec // squidward hit that daB cause damn // sam winchester approves (your desktop theme IS SO BEAUTIFUL DUDE)

following: no :( // where were you all my life? // of course, always and forever // i ain’t never gonna stop loving you bb (cause we’re a family friendly blog)

compliment: man you’re part of the squad we done this plenty of times but you’re a fun person and the biggest tony trash ever, no one can top, also my fave superbat co-shipper love love lovE you

celebrate with me!

[galaxystiel]

Everything in your 100 ways to say I love you series

I love writing that series! It gives me the opportunity to write so many different AUs that I wouldn’t normally think of. I’m halfway through the next one now :) I’m so glad you’re enjoying them!

Tell me what your favourite fic of mine is!

[awstark]

2, 15, 20

2. You’re perfect

m e y

15. your blog is perfect

asjdgjasj thank you ilysm

20. I admire you

and i admire you you’re so talented?? omg???

REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

[gameofdrarry]

Madam Malkin’s: Remember When We First Met

Title:  Remember When We First Met

Author/Artist: deadpanpool [ tumblr - @originalobjectwriter  ]

Rating: T

Prompt: Description Only (No Dialogue): seeing the other in a new item of clothing for the first time - Minimum: One Sentence Maximum: 299 words

Word Count: 210

Summary:   It was only fitting that the beginning of the rest of their lives begin in the place they first met

Read [ on tumblr ]

[gnarf]

A Question

Harry fumbled nervously for the mirror in his pocket. He had checked it at least a dozen times over the last hour in case he had missed Draco trying to contact him, with no success.

The mirror stayed cold in his hand, the only thing he saw in it was his own face.

Where was Draco?

He should have contacted Harry long ago but there was no sign of him, Harry's tries stayed unanswered as well.

Jumping up he grabbed his jacket and apparated straight to Hermione's front door and knocked until she opened, a stressed expression on her face.

“Harry? Wha—?”

“Where is Draco, ‘Mione? Don't tell me you don't know. You're responsible for his errands. He had to go yesterday to take care of something and I haven't heard from him since then!”

“Harry, we don't know where he is,” Hermione said, fear written all over her face. “He should have reported the situation on location today but he didn't. We haven't heard from him.”

Harry sagged to the ground, his head dizzy from the scenarios he made out in his mind. This couldn't be true. He had quit the Aurors because it was too dangerous, and now Draco was lost and he couldn't help him.

“Harry we are looking for him. We sent another team and Aurors to help him. We'll find him.”

“Where Hermione? Where did you sent him?” Harry's voice was only a whisper. What if Draco never came back?

“I can't tell you, you know that. But we have alarms in place for every Unspeakable in the Ministry, we would know if he was badly injured — or worse. He's fine, Harry.”

Harry really wanted to believe her, he really did. But he couldn't think straight, his mind clouded with worries about Draco.

An hour later they both sat in the small kitchen and cradled teacups in their hands. Hermione didn't need to tell him how worried she was, Harry saw it in her stiff movements and at the way she looked at the clock every few minutes while they waited for Ron's patronus to bring them news.

Harry jumped when his pocket turned hot, spilling his tea all over the table he pulled out the Two-Way Mirror.

Looking into it he found another face smiling at him and his heart skipped a beat. Draco's face was swollen and he had a deep cut on his left cheek but he seemed to be alright. Letting out a deep breath, Harry's hand started to shake and he had to hold the mirror with magic in front of him to see Draco.

“Stop freaking out, Harry. It looks worse than it is.”

“You stupid— don't tell me to stop freaking out! I was so worried! What happened to you?!?”

“I was a bit occupied and got trapped in a curse. It's fine. Really.” Draco smiled again and Harry's legs gave in for the second time this night. Thankfully he was already seated.

“What is it that occupied you enough to get you trapped in a murder trap? You can't be occupied on your job.” Harry wanted him to be with him right now so he could make sure Draco really was alright. But at least he knew he was alive.

“I had a question I wanted to ask when I came back home, and I was pondering how to word it when the curse got me. But at least now I know how.”

“What is so important that you'd risk your life for it, love? It can't be—”

“Will you marry me, Harry?” Draco's hand appeared in the reflection, holding a beautiful silver ring between two fingers. “I've just quit my job. I'll concentrate on potions for the future and stay at home with you.”

Feeling a pull from the mirror floating in front of him he touched it and apparated straight away, letting the mirror lead his way. A second later he crashed into the floor at Draco's feet.

Missing no time he jumped up and pulled Draco into his shaking arms, kissing him deeply.

“Is this a yes?” Draco laughed.

“It is, you wanker. Let's go home.”

Thank you for the beta @deadpanpool 💜

This is my first entry for the gameofdrarry2018 fest, I rolled a 3 and got the prompt Draco and Harry use a set of Two-Way Mirrors to keep in contact when they're apart.

I hope you liked it 💜

[andithiel]

Realizations

Also on AO3

“Care for a seeker’s game?”

Harry stopped returning the brooms to the shed and turned. Malfoy was leaning against the door frame with an air of casualness.

“Why?”

Malfoy hitched up one shoulder.

“Because you miss playing yourself. I know you enjoy being the Gryffindor coach since you’re not allowed on the team for Eighth year, but -”

“...it’s not the same as flying” Harry finished.

He studied Malfoy, thinking.

“What, afraid I’ll beat you?” Malfoy said and Harry heard nervousness under the mocking tone .

“As if you ever could.”

Ten minutes later they were in the air. The wind whipped at Harry’s hair as he soared higher and he reluctantly had to admit that Malfoy had been right.

They were racing each other around the stadium, diving, spiralling, laughing. Harry had never seen Malfoy so open, so happy. He couldn’t take his eyes off of him.

Suddenly Malfoy dived. Harry realised he’d been too occupied watching Malfoy and missed the Snitch, and now Malfoy had beat him to it. Malfoy turned around, his fist with the fluttering wings raised in the air, eyes shining with joy. Harry felt breathless. He’d never seen anything so beautiful.

Oh.

Oh.

Shit.

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This is my first entry for @gameofdrarry Drarropoly. Thank you so much for hosting this fun game!

Thank you @deadpanpool for the beta.

[originalobjecttheorist]

Deancas Creations Challenge | deadpanpool

↳ Prompt: Mamihlapatnapai

Special thanks to @envydean for helping me out and encouraging me to actually finish this ( thanks Jenny 💜💜💜 )

[cubedcoffeecake]

Thank you for the tag Marina!! 💖💖💖💖

Relationship Status: single

Favorite Color: blue

Top Three Ships: alhdkdj I’m not a huge “ship” person? I tend to have a top three characters in every fandom and I like to read stuff shipping them w each other, or really anyone??? But looking at my Ao3 history I guess it’s Harry/Draco, Harry/Tom, and the new invading Star Wars ship Kylo Ren/Armitage Hux

Lipstick or chapstick: lipstick

Last Song: Shattered, by Trading Yesterday

Last Movie: Dark Shadows

Currently Reading: through an Ao3 search for Kylux oneshots, most kudos descending

Marina got a lot of my friends tagged already, but here’s looking at @nifflers-n-nargles @dracoismytrashson @harryandhislittledragon @dapperdrarry @deadpanpool @violetclarity @snortinglaughter @foularcadebanana @gnarf

Tag game

I was tagged by @kunfyouzed. Thanks, I love these! 

Rules: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better and answer the questions.

Relationship status: taken :3

Favorite Colour: blue 💙 I love the light blue that remains in the sky after sunset, when the rest of the sky is already black!

Top 3 ships: rude?????????? I love all the ships in my bio, but if I had to choose three I think I’d go with Drarry, Bubbline and Sheith xD

Lipstick or Chapstick: neither on my lips, either on @paoak‘s 

Last Song: Dangerously by Charlie Puth (reminds me of Drarry 💙)

Last Movie: good question, I can’t remember xD I think it was Tangled

Currently Reading: Drarry fanfiction and waaaaay too much uni stuff which I’m honestly not reading who am I trying to kid

I’m tagging @dracomalfoy-youlittleshit @gamerfreddie @ununquadius @laborinquena @keyflight790 @greentomato13 @balladofabrokebitch @cubedcoffeecake aaand @akashikadoesthings

[zummar]

My personal Discord Oracle @thisnewjoe​ tagged me in this, and what he says goes, so here I am!

How to play: Answer 15 questions, then tag 15 amigos you’d like to get to know better.

Tagging some nice ones: @in2lalaland​ (who is the best source to embarrassing and epic ideas), @pherryt​(the book dragon!), @jimminovak​ (writes wonderful stuffs) @deadpanpool​ (who lurks the discord channel and is generally a great person) @royalrowena​, @strangerinchitown​, @strange-dark-fruit​ who I haven’t talked to in quite some while, how are you guys doing? (I never find 15 people to tag so...here goes)

Are you named after someone? No, but there is a great singer and also a song that has my name in them...so *side eyes*

When was the last time you cried? Last week, I think...I cry pretty often, due to stressful life situations

Do you have kids? Yes, I do.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? I’m born in the 80′s so...I have no idea what you’re talking about.

What is the first thing you notice about people? Their ‘aura’.

What’s your eye color? I used to think I hade blue eyes but they’re actually more turquoise or aqua.

Scary movies or happy endings? I don’t like horror that much, and I also sometimes like some stories that don’t have happy endings, or where there is an ambiguous ending. (yes, stealing this answer from joe...)

Any special talents? I have many talents.

Where were you born? In Sweden

What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, painting, sewing, singing, baking, games, almost everything artsy.

Do you have any pets? I breathe and raise my own dust dachshunds, and I also have two Zebra finches.

How tall are you? 178 cm (I think that’s like 5″11 or smt)

What sports do you play/have played? Football (no not the am. kind)

Favorite subject at school? Music, home ec. and art

Dream job? My own studio where I can create whatever I want, or something els crafty/artsy.

[winchester-cas]

This is cheating but like angel wings, based on your url

Yeah!! I’m definitely thinking about getting tiny angel wings tattooed on my collar bone someday ^^

[jaskiersbeloved]

🎶, movie soundtrack? Idk her

URL: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | MAGNUS BANE

Icon: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | THESEUS SCAMANDER

Mobile Theme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | PEGGY CARTER

Desktop Theme: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | CLARA OSWALD

Posts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | LEIA ORGANA

Following: no, but ily | just followed! | yes | till the end of time

Overall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | DIANA PRINCE

Compliment: Asdfghjkl, I keep seeing you in my notes! HAven’t talked to you actually, but you just seem to be that really nice person, who is exited by everything and I love you for that? Also your desktop theme is GORGEOUS!

BLOG COMPLIMENTS!

[weekendwritingmarathon]

@deadpanpool and I got some editing done and wrote 951 words this hour. Woo. Productivity.

1k1h Go!

It’s 3 AM PDT/6 AM EDT/10 UTC. Ready to write? Let’s do this thing! Hop in/out as you need. Good luck!

[envydean]

An angel has graced my dash and blessed me with her beauty. I stan.

Thanks :D

[awstark]

Tag Game

RULES – Bold the statements that are true & tag 15 people.

i was tagged by the sweet @emolordisme

APPEARANCE

I am over 5′5″ / I wear glasses/contacts / I have blond hair / I wear sweatshirts a lot / I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing / I have one or more piercings / I have at least one tattoo / I have blue eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair / I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I don’t often smile / I am pleased with how I look / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

I play a sport / I can play an instrument / I am artistic / I know more than one language / I have won a trophy in some sort of competition / I can cook or bake without a recipe / I know how to swim / I enjoy writing / I can do origami / I prefer movies to TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault / I enjoy singing / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year / I enjoy spending time with friends / I travel during school or work breaks / I can do a handstand

EXPERIENCES

I have had my first kiss / I have gotten drunk / I have told a crush I like them / I have traveled outside of the country / I have flown on an airplane / I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours / I have had a near-death experience / I have set something on fire / I have performed in a talent show / I have shot a gun / I have been on TV / I have gone scuba diving / I have broken a bone / I have slow-danced / I have gone on a shopping spree

RELATIONSHIPS

I am in a relationship / I have been single for over a year / I have a crush / I have a best friend / I have known a friend for over ten years / I have a brother / I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / My crush has confessed to me / I have had a long-distance relationship / I am an only child / I give advice to my friends / I have made an online friend / I met up with someone I have met online

AESTHETICS

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sun rise / I enjoy rainy days / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / The sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach / I know what snow tastes like / I listen to music to fall asleep / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colors / I find mystery in the ocean / I enjoy hiking on nature paths / Autumn is my favorite season

MISCELLANEOUS

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle / I am the mom friend / I live by a certain quote / I like the smell of Sharpies / I am involved in extracurricular activities / I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive stick-shift / I have memorized an entire song in a day / I believe in true love / I dream up scenarios to fall asleep / I sing in the shower / I wish I lived in a video game / I have a canopy above my bed / I am multi-racial / I am a redhead / I own at least three dogs / I am LGBT+

i tag these lovely babes: @deadpanpool @biron-man @wandaqmaximoff @seniorrogers @stepfhanstrange @candycornstark @nine-realms @thebartclinton @crypticavengers @mysteryavengers @wintrsoldiers @logical-spider @spideybidey @weartirondad