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duckblr-book-club · 6 months ago
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Duck Comic Reading Club Week 2 - June 8-14
Paperinik New Adventures - "The Winds of Time"
Origin: Italy
Pages: 60
Writing: Alessando Sisti, Ezio Sisto
Art (pencil and ink): Claudio Sciarrone
First published: June 1996
I.N.D.U.C.K.S. link
Summary: PK has to fight against a time-traveling criminal.
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puffyducks · 5 months ago
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DCRC Week #2
What if I started putting silly thumbnail images on these posts what if that was a thing that I started to do
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Anyways this week is PKNA #0.2 here we gooo- THIS POST IS REALLY LONG SO OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
OK so I'm running a bit of an experiment this week - which is to say that in between this week and last week's reading I bought all the English copies of PKNA that exist (there's only 6) and I know the official translations took more creative liberties than the fan translations (which from what I understand are more direct) SO I'll be reading both a physical official English copy of this chapter AND pulling up the fan translation at the same time to compare and contrast noticeable differences in dialogue. Also that's why some of the photos will be screenshots and some will just be me taking actual photos of a comic book lol.
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Right off the bat the official English has Scrooge calling Donald a muttonhead which I think is the superior insult here. Also he gets fancy red text in this panel
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All of Uno's text is green as well, which is a fun touch! (It's subtle on camera just trust me on this one)
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snoozer male confirmed 🛌
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DARN TOOTIN!!!!! See, they had to capture the American audiences by making Donald sound as much like a cowboy as possible (it's working on me so far yeehaw 🤠)
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First of all, rude. Second of all, is it his aunt or his mom you need to make up your mind buddy. THIRD of all, PK calling him "king ugly" is giving "Darkwing calls Taurus Bulba 'fatboy' in Darkly Dawns the Duck because he can't think of a better comeback." YEAH WELL YOUR MOM-
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I THOUGHT HE JUST CALLED HIM A CUCK
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Raider has this weird laugh going on that I think is supposed to make him sound like a rooster? Either way he needs to be stopped
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OK AND I GUESS ANGUS FANGUS ALSO GETS HIS OWN LAUGH ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A KIWI??? WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭THIS ISN'T FUCKING ONE PIECE (also sorry for there being a glare on like all my photos the lighting in my room is really strong ok)
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Dork Avenger.... he's never going to recover from this
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she knows
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NO FUCKIG WAY IS THAT A REFERENCE TO DARKWING DU- also that fuckass laugh again
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The fan translation references Mouseton so I guess buy the official English copy if you prefer references to Darkwing Duck over Mickey Mouse
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Ok so they're definitely NOT shooting him with tranquilizers but I appreciate the effort. Y'know despite the fact that the officer is still just holding a regular gun
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This is also the ONLY coloring difference I've noticed so far, which is that the bullets are now yellow instead of blue. Is that supposed to mean they're tranquilizer bullets??? Is it somehow less violent if the bullets are yellow now??? What are they, banana flavored??? Idk
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What?? Nooo... Lyla is a totally normal human woman. I mean duck.
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Who the fuck is Lyla Lee
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Ok I guess he's Red Raider now instead of just THE Raider
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I'm living for the more ~flowery~ dialogue in the official copy. HOLY HONK!
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CAPTAIN CLOWNSHOE!! YOU POMPOUS WHOMP!!!
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The folds of spacetime say happy pride month 💖🏳️‍🌈
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SWEET FUDGYJIGGERS!!!
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YOU MEAN LIKE A TIMEPHOON?!?!?!?
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oh my god what if the robots kissed
I don't know if I'm gonna do the comparison thing for the upcoming 4 issues cause this took me like 2 hours to make this post lol (also I hit the image limit and had to combine a bunch of them into one). The major difference between the dialogues I noticed is that the official dialogue is a lot more flamboyant with its language (and Donald says a lot more insults). They also snuck in a few more pop culture references.
This has been an epic Live Puffy Reaction hope you enjoyed. That's all I got.
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alex31624 · 5 months ago
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Duck Comic Reading Club Week 2
A bit late, but I finally read this week comic. It was a really good issue with a great villain introduction.
First, this cover looks so good. This how you put your villain in his debut, big on the cover, facing the hero.
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And talking about Raider… I really like him. His design, abilities, and powers make him really cool. But I really feel that his first appearance is weak. Yeah, he needs the box, but making it the first thing your new bad guy needs is weird. The moment when he steals the truck, that should have been his debut in the story.
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Sadly, I already knew Lyla was a robot, but the way the comic hints her real self, is really cool. She discovered PK identity easy.
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At this point, I was thinking, this guy can exist outside time, how the hell is PK going to stop him?
I'm telling you, Raider is pretty cool.
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And he's also clever. Using Fangus in his favor, good plan. Speaking of Fangus, the guy is a jerk worst than Gladstone.
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Back to the good stuff, Lyla's story is other high point. I really like the concept of the Time Police and how they got through all mankind history in order to see that everything go as it should.
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What I didn't like that much is the ending.
There's no way Raider didn't know about the eye of the storm. But well, I'm sure we haven't seen the last of Raider. No way someone as cool as him is going to be use in one issue.
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Good issue, we had another threat for our hero and the world is expanding. Looking forward for the next one.
Also...
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Wow Scrooge, what a jerk.
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mrgladstonegander · 5 months ago
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DCRC Week 2
im reading this when i should probably be taking a nap, so i do not apologize if i sound very sleepy
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... okay girl what do you know.....
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this is such a good face. very good donald panel.
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who is the color artist for PK why are there so many characters with bright pink??
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this is a very well drawn panel and hatching/composition aside. how many floors does Ducklair have? because im assumig this isn't part of the 101 floors donald counted (i hope theres inter-city tunnels for quick travel or something i would love that)
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not censoring angus bc this is a #real momment. also aww look at that scrooge :) hes so happy
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okay i loveee this composition. the bottom panel basically being a full page spread is really cool (the white is probably mainly just for bleed space)
the hatching on this comic is really good so far! and coloring wise i think i feel like its strongest when it has funky lighting like in the last panel. like the purple here:
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im sure the normal scenes will grow on me, but for right now some of the character's neutral colors clash a bit with the background for me
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1 ) why did they make the ducklair look so menacing for this... 2) omg lyla :3 so cute
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I ALWAYS FORGET HOW SHORT HE IS MY GOSSHHH 😭why are all the other big so much bigger than the ducks/mcducks its so funny
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OH SHES A ROBOT FOR SURE
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is she tall because she has robot legs. not that im jealous or anything
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i just wanna say his shield REALLY makes his design a lot cooler. you can shield or shield bash, shoot with that like. she has the range we love that for her 🫶 if this shield ever breaks i will be actually sad
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LOVEEE when they do red/orange lighting like this looks so appealing. if ppl are interested i might do a color analysis/art thing for PK
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not sure if my brain is more bothered by his frightening white boy eyes or his tongue just hanging out there
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ok sorry my art brain is always on but like. first off this Flow is really interesting because i think most people would probably avoid that middle section where theres "sharp" turns (and personally, donald feels a little squished)
dont think of this as a flex, this is just a fun edit i did for how i'd probably panel this
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maybe im just paranoid or reading too much ito this but i REALLY do not like how her face is split down the middle while she's telling us this. is she hiding things??? is she lying about something?? why are you so suspicious girl
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its good that daisy isnt in this universe/story huh
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ONE (or should i call him uno??idk) AND DONALD ARE BI4BI?? LETS GOO
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disneyweirdness · 6 months ago
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Now you're speaking my language, Lyla
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usertransducks · 5 months ago
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DCRC Week 2 or "Ducks Was Too Tired To Write So Here’s Some Screenshots"
This was a rough week but I still wanted to make a post so here’s Best Girl 👍
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she <3
Also I do love The Raider so in later issues I will talk about him but for now he just has to settle for being second best
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spamtoon · 5 months ago
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DCRC Book Club TWO !
for last week. oops. i'm so sorry puffy school and driving have been kicking my metaphorical ahh BUT. i need to read more of the funny uno comic. you have uno it came free with your ducklair tower (has said this joke like five times)
PLEASE know this is just going to be like. liveposting. rather than an analysis im typing this all while i'm reading the comic
pkna spoilers. again long post do not feel like you have to read unless you want to
please know that every time i look at an evronian now i think HOLY SHIT ! its Agron from Evron! me and my friends had a very enjoyable reading of issue 1 but this bad boy is allll me baby
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i was going to say wow this penguin guy looks sick i wonder if he's an actual charcter and then i realized the big metal thing is NOT armor that is their WEAPON and i am more dsappointed but yknow what sure. we need more penguin representation in duck.verse aside from those fuck ass penguins (referring to tus.kernini's penguins)
i would also like to note that the italian sound effects are very funny. i am told there is a SPAM later in the comic and i would like to see that come to fruition
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ooh? you're already at the making breakfasts stage donald? how fascinating... sorry no matter if i get an attachment to uno i will acknowledge he is forever donald's alright. the fucking way uno looks back i'm so... he's so goobity. he's such a thing. such a goober in fact
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well you see uno. this vandal is a club penguin fan and is looking to recreate the box dimensio--nevermind he's not taking any of the boxes joke cancelled HAH NEVERMIND HE IS TAKING THE BOXES see i told you
your AUNT is a mutant. obsessed with the idea of donald duck using your aunt instead of your mom because of his family being full of a whole bunch of uncles and aunts its beautiful i think
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angus fangus can you please get your bitch ass out of here and into the other hemisphere for me? thanks. you made donald sad. you made him so fucking sad im so (feat lyla lay swagger)
cog i ough. from what i understand from other comics the publication that tries to frame them is almost never Actually On Their Premises. this could lead to some interesting setups...
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donald yyou little fucking shit. i see where the 87 triplets get it from. i mean i approve but you little fucking shit. i love that uno just goes along with it like yeah this guy's a dick let's mess him up
im appreciating how they write lyla okay. she's so Manipulative but not in a bad way you know. yes she just said she was the duck avenger but she's doing it in order to gague donald's reactions, or as donald thinks possibly tip him off? she clearly knows a lot more than anyone gives her credit for and yet here we are.
oh she fucking knows knows actually alright. alright i see where they're going with this (i dont) (i am reading with Intrigue...) wait wait my epic brain thoughts alright.t they're doing the thing where they set something up and then they have a reveal so lyla lay. just might be a mutant like time fucky wucker was talking about eh? eh?
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the fucking fight scenes int his comic... the way they show the differences between weapons and just like. play with the panels. it might be standard for th medium and i just havent read hat many comics but i love shit like this
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please know that if uno didn't exit camera 9 would be my favorite character. spamcore. to me. and the fucking way they portray time travel here ough. cool as fucking hell. the slow stepping forward and the Wind Effect oho. ohoho.
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uno's fucking face sory i just. i too wonder how the fuck they're gonna outliquida.tor themselves out of this one becuase this. guy does in fact seem overpowered but donald probably has to deal with many more overpowered people
2 issues in and we've already introduced time police dear lord i wonder how it's going to snowball from here.
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the duck avenger version of the everyone's an idiot d.arkwing falacy. everyone's a fucking snoop and its beautiful. donald is so serious here and yet everybody else is like five steps ahead of him
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uno smiling is so fucking precious i don't care what anyone says its so fucking precious okay. please know i'm starting to feel important is making me emo but im writing the rest of this post immedaitely after rewatching a goo.fy movie with people so... and after three episodes that make em fucking nsnngamgsnmgngnsmgab you know
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the fucking way i actually went :O over this i'm so predictable omg. that's so cool. robots... are so cool holy shit. so there's just robots everywhere alright thats Fucking Sick Actually. i retract the thing i said in vc today acab does not apply to her i think she's... a silly girl...
hey uno. you see with uno. i dont even know much about him yet. i don't want to say it for certain right now but it feels like. not quite a bright spark in terms of Level yet but like. like bright spark in that i feel like him rejecting me would make me feel good you know. yes please list all the ways that though i am mechanical i am a disgrace to all robotkind, with my primitive technology and even more primitive habits. this could change. i am on the second issue of this long running comic. but at this point that probably isn't the case. uno makes me feel like a rat in that he's beautiful and i will prioritize saving him over the various citizens in the city. not that he needs it
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gay ahh wink from this mega.mind lookin ahh... dude i literally went to movie night and then when i came bakc there were like. two three pages left. but y'know what i ough. as i've said before i am invested in this thing and i have homework to do but i also kinda wanna do week three right now y'know. oughghghg i just. i'm so glad that they like gave l.yla lay an acutla purpose like i knew she had to be the only pk.na character in mudae for a reason but from her introduction i was SO worried they were just gonna have her be. The Girl Friend Character but she is shaping up to be so so so much more than that.
thank you dipshit duck for getting me to like. suck it up and be comfortable with reading comics because theres so much duckverse has in store for me and i cant wait to experience it all
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deconreconstruction · 3 years ago
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SHOP@DCRC is now LIVE!!
Our starting lineup consists of these six products - one downloadable and five physical pre-order items - with new waves of merchandise planned to come in the future!
These items will be available for pre-order for the next 2 weeks — up until November 1st, 2021. While we will continue to accept orders past then, we are aiming to have all orders placed by that date fulfilled in time for Yulepa — uh, I mean — the holidays.
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duckblr-book-club · 5 months ago
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We’re going back and catching up on last week’s PK
- puffy is doing the most horrific British accent for uno rn
- your AUNT is a mutant big guy
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disneyweirdness · 6 months ago
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disneyweirdness · 6 months ago
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Sick burn
The bad guy reminds me of this Savage Dragon villain
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disneyweirdness · 6 months ago
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Week 2 let's fuckin go
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disneyweirdness · 6 months ago
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Seems ominous
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puffyducks · 2 months ago
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DCRC Week #16
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Wiggity what's up my fellow book clubbers, today we're taking a look at the ethics of treating artificially made intelligent lifeforms as second class citizens and what the qualifying factors are to determine a being as truly "sentient" and deserving of basic social rights. And by that I mean we're reading PKNA #12: Second Draft which is a comic where nothing bad happens!
This post is LOOONG btw.
okay we're just gonna start off our comic as normal and-
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WOAH who's this handsome young devil in his little fancy suit??? What's that? Head of Ducklair Industries?..... yeah sure that makes sense I think.
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Everett Ducklair 🤢🤢🤢 get a job stay away from him. Also this is a really nice way of saying you had to stop him from being overtaken by insane homicidal tendencies and putting guns in all his inventions btw
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Haha woah what was that. Did the fabric of reality just tear for a second there or did my ADHD meds just kick in. Probably just me.
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MASTER Donald???..... I don't even think I can write out the jokes I wanna make here they're too inappropriate for this blog sorry. But also what the fuck.
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Uno stop mothering maybe I WANT to get frostbite and lose all my fingers
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Not to take a sudden side tangent here but is this supposed to be like, a good thing? Don't the other seasons exist for a reason? I always thought fall and winter were meant to be like a cleansing period, they bring balance to the two other hotter seasons. If it's eternally spring, do some plants just never die? Are animals ALWAYS in the breeding season? Today we're going to overanalyze this one concept in an essay where-
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OH MY GOD IT'S ODIN wait nevermind hiii Odin hiiiii. what's lookin good cookin. I mean- shit. fuck. shit.
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way Odin is drawn in this comic. His whole body is all wiggly like a bendy straw. His stances go crazy.
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gayass
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Guys ever since I made that post about Odin's outfits and noticed that he's barefoot here it's been haunting me. Like it might just be a coloring error in this panel but also... why'd he take his shoes off. Also sorry for immediately revealing that it's Odin but um uhh I totally don't know who the OTHER cloaked figure is.
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girlll you're giving away the game SHUT YOUR MOUTH
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TWO Lylas?!?!?!
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I'm loving Donald's shock lmao bro is fucking flabberghasted
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This picture is so fucking silly bro. Nooo you can't put Odin in jail, he has such a nice suit on :(
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Donald getting offended on Uno's behalf, not knowing that Uno is literally sitting right behind him. SURELY he'll figure it out eventually right.
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Omg guys it's Geena!!! Remember Geena? From Portrait of the Young Hero? Anyways she has a gun now
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Way to go Donald, you showed her basic empathy for like 2 panels and it gave her an actual sense of self value and NOW she thinks she deserves rights 🙄 she's gonna Detroit Become Human up in this bitch
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beaming you with my evil lasers. what if he just fucking fried her brains here I think it would've been funny
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Oh that's. probably bad.
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ohhhh noooo.....
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OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok so bad news, Geena fucking exploded and her droid rebellion is presumably over. The GOOD news though is that droids are destined to get their rights anyways, just in a less violent manor than in the timeline Geena had started. So... I guess that's a win?
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Disappears in a cloud of beautiful sunset smoke... Goodbye Odin 👋
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Donald. Please. DONALD.
Okay so there's a LOT to say about this comic (so much that I kept hitting the image limit and having to make edits to my post to make it more concise) but if I could summarize it into one word: damn. Like I'm just kinda sad now.
The whole concept of "do robots deserve to be treated like human beings" is a common argument to explore, we've seen it in all kinds of media before. The ethics that get touched on in this comic are nothing new, but I can't help but find this comic incredibly interesting to read in the year 2024. Maybe in 1997 the idea of robots integrating into our society seemed like a far-off concept, but in present day the ever-growing integration of AI technology really makes this chapter feel a little more close to home.
I mean, it's easy to be like "yeah, well of course the droids deserve to be treated like people." I mean, Lyla and Odin are droids, and we like Lyla and Odin! Odin is literally so lifelike that people don't even KNOW he's a droid. But I can't help but think about how this all ties back to the current ongoing debates surrounding the usage of AI, and specifically AI-made content. Obviously the AI we currently have is nowhere near the level of the characters in this series (chatGPT fucking WISHES it was Uno) but there's really interesting debates to be made here.
What qualifying factors determine whether or not a living being is deserving of the same rights we humans give to ourselves? Is it being biological? I mean, there are literally millions of types of animals on our planet, but we don't even treat them with the same level of respect we give to ourselves. So, is it intelligence? If we were to create a computer with the intelligence level of a living, breathing human person, would they be entitled to basic "human" rights? HELL IF I KNOW.
I love the way this comic handles exploring this topic. Geena isn't WRONG for wanting more, she's wrong in the way she went about it. Going as far as to literally alter the course of spacetime only further complicated things, for her AND for the other droids. Had Geena instead devoted her energy into droid advocacy in the modern day, things may have gone differently. This story isn't the end of droids getting rights, but it is unfortunately the end of Geena.
We ended on a happy note, but overall this story is a pretty melancholic one. Especially that whole "only machines can be rebuilt" like DAMN.
Anyways that's enough media analysis for today, time to take off my smart thinking hat and go back to being generally kinda stupid. I'm not gonna add anything about Angus Tales here at the end because I already hit the image limit lol. Umm shoutout to Angus Fangus for having like 110 parking tickets. Idiot.
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puffyducks · 18 days ago
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DCRC Week #20 (Part 2)
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Aight folks strap in cause now we're reading another spooOoOky story for the week of Halloween! yes I know it's november 4th now It's time for The Old Castle's Secret by, you guessed it, CARL MOTHAFUCKIN BARKS!!!! This also happens to be the second ever story Scrooge appeared in so heyyy a little bit of duck history today as well
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Interesting to note here that Scrooge is already described as being rich, but apparently not millions of dollars rich, at least until he gets his hands on his family's huge stash of hidden treasure. What humble beginnings for a man who goes on to spend his time swimming around in gold coins <3
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Guys he's the last of clan McDuck... like..... like from Don Ros-
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These guys suck they don't deserve any treasure
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Thank GOD Scrooge isn't written with this "accent" I'd actually go insane I think
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STOP STEPPING ON HIMMM
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There's something.... WHAT??? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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I'm glad the triplets know that only gay people can lift heavy objects
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That is not Sir Quackly those are the bones of a regular ass human man
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Seriously Donald you should be way more alarmed that the shadow is clearly a REGULAR HUMAN MAN
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"What do you have?" "An AXE" "NO!!!"
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SCROOGE STOP JUST SITTING IN A FUCKING BARREL AND DO SOMETHING
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THEY SUCK SO BAD
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guys he's meditating
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YOU'VE HAD A GUN THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME??? 💀
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YEAHHHH SHOOT HIM SHOOT THE FUCKIN GHOST
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I love the resolution of the story so casually being explained like "he was just using invisibility spray" like. no what. what do you mean invisibility spray how the fuck does that wor-
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ass
Ok so shoutout to this comic for giving Scrooge a gun and having him decide to shoot bullets at a ghost (stupid in theory but I guess it worked out cause it wasn't a real ghost but imagine if he just actually killed the guy, that would've been a bruh) and also congratulations to Scrooge for adding another billion dollars to his fortune! I love watching the rich get richer!!!!!
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puffyducks · 2 months ago
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DCRC Week #14 (Part 2)
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You already know what the fuck goin on. It's time for Quacklight: Bewitching Vampires in Duckburg AKA Donald Duck Twilight it's just Twilight you guys. I am ready for some HOT Y.A. DUCK ROMANCE!!!!
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Why does he walk like that what the fuck is wrong with him
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....hey wait a minute-
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Everyone say BOOOO DONALD BOOOO he's being a misogynist 👎 it's cause vampires are hot hope this helps
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girl 💀 not the claw marks
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This is cause Scrooge lives there btw
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Let her live her self insert wizard dreams dammit!
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CLARA CLUCK SIGHTING LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
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AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMEBODY BUY THEM BROWN CONTACTS dude Dickie is just zonked the fuck out you can't convince me that she's not
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NOOO HE GOT HIT ON THE ASS </3
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oh nooo... she's stupid...
btw 15 dollars in 1790 is like 500 modern dollars if you adjust for inflation so ya boy is rich as fuck..... ladies 😏
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No she's right stop holding out your skincare routine on us Donald. I mean Donward.
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I read "SMAACK" and my first instinct was to think that Donald just full power bitch slapped Daisy straight across the face they really should've chosen a better choice of onomatopoeia there
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DICKIE SIGHTING hi dickie :3
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Listen. I've read this comic before. I thought I would be ready for cunty vampire Magicstone. I was not ready for cunty vampire Magicstone.
Also they don't even get cool new vampire names... though now that I think about it I guess "Magica" and "Gladstone" are already kinda vampire-sounding names aren't they. Like when have you ever met a mf called GLADSTONE?
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NO IT WASN'T YOU GUYS FUCKING BROUGHT HER THERE 😭
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the NUCLEAR CODES?!?!?!?
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oh
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They should let Donald bite people more often. Especially Gladstone.
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I think he should have shot them with a real gun
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So Donald and Scrooge are gonna act like they didn't enjoy the romance movie but here they are, sitting there looking babygirl as fuck, listening to Daisy and Brigitta rattle off about their whole ass YA novel masterpiece. Nice try boys I know what you are 🫵 you like vampire romance suckers
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See??? Losers
Ok that's it I don't know what else you want me to say. I haven't even actually read Twilight or watched the movies sorry but I feel like I have a good enough understanding of what happens just from like being someone that was alive from the years 2008-2012. Happy Halloween 🦇 what do you mean it's septemb
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