#dbk: *misty eyed and teary* so I saved up a lot of shit you’ve said about swk but I started recording 6 centuries ago and stopped after 4

[fluffypotatey]

Macaque trying to bond with dbk by how much they hate wukong. Doesn't realize how gay he sounds, but dbk puts up with it because it fun hearing mac insult wukong. Just ignore the smell comments or the fact macaque has a wukong plushie

and he repeats them back whenever they get officially married like the best Best Man he is