#dazai lived like a caveman

[ohhcinnybuns]

15! Dazai headcannon that he would heat up his cup of ramen with the power of the sun and a magnifying glass because he lacked a microwave/stove in his container. Sometimes, it would take an hour, or sometimes it would take fifteen minutes, depending on how high and scorching the sun was that day.

So when Chuuya visits him for the first time and asks what he's got to eat, Dazai grabs a bottle of water, his ramen cup, and his magnifying glass and walks outside to look at the cloudy sky: "Hmmm... I don't think the sun is strong enough today. Sorry Chuuya." while Chuuya blinks at him with confusion on his face.

[junsei-draws-rotasu]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of The Ooze 1990 movie

So, I never received any spoiler for the other parts of this Trilogy. So, my prediction would be the Krang is here or somehow Shredder lived.

Ah yes, I think this Film might be sponsored by pizza

I think April might be the one who sponsee this pizza place on how many times she ordered for the guys

Keno, cool name, but Keno. No. Just stick to your route and you won’t get mugged or smth

Keno, how old are you? Maybe 15 from what I see… that might explain the impulsiveness on doing something this stupid

Oh wow, Leno got some moves

I’m not sure if they’re running away from being knowing their asses being kicked or the fact there are 4 large turtles

Oh! At least you didn’t slap yourself to know reality! That is a far more better way to do so!

Raph, don’t you, that kid might’ve suffocated there?

That thief is an idiot thinking Donatello is that back and forward toy.

If the turtle left Keno stuck there, he’ll die. Thanks to Dazai from BSD, that is one painful death to be in

Is Mikey always the smallest turtle now matter what iteration? I think Raph might be the tallest one here.

Mom April. At least she isn’t yelling. But yeah, it’s ironic the rat is the cleanest one

I swear Donnie needs to be diagnosed, I’m not in the spectrum meaning I’m not qualified.

Since when did you guys become religious–oh, smelling it… I guess Pizza might be the turtles religion

Splinter, why’s re you wearing your shredded robe? Get some new clothes please.

Oh wow, so it’s the 1990 and 2012 turtles had only begun their adventure at the age of 15. The only difference is the fact the 1990 turtles knows pizza before the 2012 turtles.

I should pay attention to the poster more. So, Godzilla would be in this movie? How meta

Raph is the tallest and Mikey is the smallest. And Donnie and Leo have the same height.

Donnie is jokingly religious here since he did the sign of the cross for praying

So I was right on Shredder being alive

Shut up Tetsu, and why are we calling Shredder father??? Are we really in deep that cult mindset?

Oh, yah no. You’ll be called Tetsu instead Tatsu, that one is reserve who I actually respect. 2012 Tatsu.

Why are you talking like the stereotypical Caveman who talks in English but not supposed to

I like the new helmet design, but seriously. Get a new mask. And an overreaction to his face guys, he’s not ugly as 2012 Saki

TGRI sound awfully like TCRI. Don’t tell me this company is experimenting the Ooze on the water

Annoying little sibling Mikey

The professor sounds condescending. Getting bad vibes

“I’m paid to be suspicious” - April O’Neil 1990

What kind of worker are you?! Don’t you know safety first if it’s suspicious stuff??? YOU USE GLOVES OR ANYTHING TO COVER YOUR HAND!!!

Ngl, crunchy dandelions sounds satisfying

Oh nvm, Shredder your helmet is worse than your mask, I take back my compliment.

Same gurl, we both knew it

I have never seen you guys question yourself until you brought that up Donatello

Popping off Donnie!

Feels like they’re treating this like a game (no Shet Sherlock) shut up sergeant sarcasm

Tetsu, your very incompetent when you could’ve vanish when they were making a game plan. You could’ve vanish by not confronting them. This is why you can’t have your name correctly spelled from me

It’s in my head for a while, but is the Professor Baxter Stockman? Since the 1987 Baxter Stockman is a white man.

Keno, you can’t just go in someone’s apartment!

April you could’ve done with your cousin stayed over and forgot about them excuse, or saying it’s a collection

Yeah, fainting seeing a giant rat makes sense than fainting seeing a giant turtle

When are we getting Casey?

Especially teenagers… Probably for easier manipulation

Ugh, it looks like vomit 🤢

I’m not sure white coat is good to wear during the rain, April

They sure hit the jack spot

I like this Professor, despite being shifty, he got some balls to being sassy to the Shredder.

Pft—Oroku Saki, the Shredder, a mother of two mutants. Next thing we’ll know, Saki might win the milf award

That’s how infants are

What the hell?! I’m with the professor!

Well, the professor at least tried to make sure he’s sons aren’t killed the moment they were born.

Give them praise Saki, this is an important development for their age to be praised

Keno, NO! Raph, NO!

At least team work makes the dream work? Seriously, a bad plan.

I swear, Tetsu and Saki are boyfriends, like the minute Raph makes fun of Tetsu, Saki immediately went between them like protecting his bf

Leo, cut the rope! You still have your swords!

Splinter looks like Weasel or an Otter than a Rat

Tokka and Razhar… I can see Tokka being scary because the gimbal episode but Razhar? Nah, Chris Bradford got it

You know, I just realize this turtles fights individually and flashy like season 1 2012 turtles

In defense of the Professor, he thinks he’s being kidnap again

Aw, Donnie

Would you look at that, Saki is trying to be a mother for these mutant babies

What a prick

They should’ve frosted it instead

“Go ninja go! Go ninja go!” Didn’t realized this came from the 1990 tmnt

Damn look at those moves

The band is quite talented to make up this song on stop

The crowd thinking they got a play plus a musicale in this club

“I learnt that from a rat” - Keno 1990

This film has one of the best absurde lines

Now he looks cool and intimidating. Props to the costume team. Especially to Jim Henson

Did Shredder drown?

Of course Baxter couldn’t be the professor, Professor Perry is too cool

Oooh, here comes the scolding