#dazai is insufferable

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever

[rivalmelty]

listen if the existence of the book means there are an infinite number of realities then there’s at least one where fukuzawa took in the both of them and the ada was born on two pillars instead of just one

(pls do not tag as beast)

[anticidic]

Dazai unironically being good at wound care. He not only picked up some things from studying Mori, but because he needed to learn how to keep his own wounds clean as a kid. He also has extensive knowledge about different kinds of wounds since he...unfortunately has dealt with many of them.

Chuuya turning to Dazai for help in patching his wounds up since Dazai's just a little too good at that and at making sure bandages stay on. Also, he knows which brand is best and the most durable.

Dazai jokes about the fact Chuuya came to him of all people, but he helps without question. Chuuya's either lying on the couch or on his bed with an arm over his eyes refusing to look as Dazai hums a tune to himself and wraps a layer of bandages up the length of Chuuya's injured leg.

[botanautical]

'We all yearn for the woods. That's why every fellow on this island wants to settle down near a tree - just one will do.'

[benetnvsch]

MAKING OUT with KUNIKIDA-KUN in the BACKROOMS at 3 AM‼️ REAL NOT CLICKBAIT‼️GONE WRONG (MONSTER SUMMONED⁉️ I DIED⁉️⁉️⁉️)

[long-death-dazai]

WAIT SHIT I FORGOT UR NEW TO THE INTERNET PLS TELL ME YOU HAVENT SEEN THE DUCK SONG (S) YET I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOU SEE THAT SHIT!!!!@@@

[ @winewinebloodwine (wheezing I've been going through random songs and I just realized this would be funny as hell, he's drunk bcs I'm exhausted lmao-)]

the song from the soap comercial?

[mazojo]

[booksandpaperss]

if you’re genderbending dazai you better make her just as insane and insufferable and clownish as canon dazai is. sick and tired of seeing fem gender bends of male characters that completely strip them of all personality just bc they flipped the hot woman switch 😐

[evilkaeya]

It's only hitting me now how DRAMATIC skk are like bitches pulled off the most unhinged divorce in history of divorces

[junosmindpalace]

I Know What You Are

[lotus-pear]

insufferable ex partners (don't be like dazai kids moisturize ur skin this cold season)

[windypuddle]

[anticidic]

AU where Dazai and Chuuya both escape the lab together and grow up on the streets together

Dazai would be a menace in the Sheep, but just as Chuuya ended up having leadership responsibilities shoved off onto him, a makeshift hierarchy would form and Dazai would just kinda...naturally fall in line with being his righthand man in the sense of decision making because while he might not be the best at self-preservation and street smarts, he knows his way around the underworld a little too much

But also skk being in survival mode 24/7 because they're just constantly waiting for something bad to happen as they're plagued by nightmares of the lab again and the awful things they endured—but Chuuya's not alone in his suffering. They have each other. And Dazai would quite literally kill for him and steal the clothes off the back of some drunk dude if asked to

They make little campfires in the dead of winter and huddle by the flames to tell funny, lighthearted stories of being on the streets: Chuuya found a cat colony recently, while Dazai sneaked into an illegal gambling den and robbed a mafia agent of their money (and may or may not have made a target out of himself for swindling)

Dazai thinks it's hilarious because he has more money than he knows what to do with now (and offers to buy Chuuya some things like gloves and a hat and thicker coat) and Chuuya just looks at him in disbelief like he's an idiot.

[littencloud9]

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[lil-vibes]

chuuya draping his coat over dazai whenever hes panicking so badly that touch us a no-go bc it's custom made, plush and soft and heavy and he has been doing it ever since they were 16 and dazai always curls into it, gripping the sides and inhaling the fabric softener + cologne + general chuuya scent until he calms down

[teddybeartoji]

the more i think abt my little mizai university au the more at peace i feel