#daycare worker

[just-a-drawing-bean]

soo..... do you have anymore refs for your sona? I've been looking at the initial ref you posted and I am looking, but also- just curious if you have anymore art of your sona as well.

I didn't really have anything so I quickly drew a full body ref of my sona in the daycare

[blackbirdi]

Okay, okay, okay, SO

I work at a daycare (which I love because all the kids are so sweet) and I hear some wack stuff because little people (I work with kids from the age of 18 months to 9-ish years old) have zero fucking filter, which turns out to be pretty funny stuff.

Anywhere, here's a collection of things I have heard/have said to the little people.

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*A group of kids pretending to be different things for a game they're playing*

6-year-old: I want to be something made up. Like a monster truck.

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The kids call me "Miss (my name)" by the way. I also live in the country (yeehaw), so practically everyone in my town works with cattle or has crops.

3 1/2-year-old being dropped off for the day: Look, Miss (my name), I'm wearing my work boots.

Me: You are! They're pretty dirty, were you working with the cows yesterday?

3 1/2-year-old: Yeah ... they're covered in cow shit.

Me:

His dad: Hey, we don't say that.

Me:

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*Playing in the sand box with a group of kids*

3 1/2-year-old (same one as the last one), out of nowhere: I hate kids.

He was the youngest one in the sandbox...

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*Peacefully building a toy robot with blocks with a 5-year-old*

*Her little brother (1 1/2) comes over and gestures for the robot*

Me, hands it to him: You wanna play with the robot, buddy?

Me, a moment later: Why are you taking its arms off!?

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Me, comes in for my afternoon shift in sweats: Hey, everyone! How was your day?

3 1/2-year-old (same one as before): Miss, (my name), why are you wearing pajamas?

Me: They're pants. They just look like pajamas, but they're not.

3 1/2-year-old: No. Those are pajamas.

Me:

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Me, working the morning shift in fuzzy pants (THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS): Morning, (3 1/2-year-old from before), morning (his mom), how're you guys this morning?

His mom: Good. How're you?

Me: I'm doin' alright.

3 1/2-year-old: Miss (my name), you have fuzzy pants.

Me: Yes, I do! They're really comfortable.

3 1/2-year-old, comes up to me and hugs my leg, petting my pants like a you would a dog: They're soft.

*Me and his mom share looks of confusion at his actions.*

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Me, walking in for my afternoon shift: Hey, everybody!

My director to the 1 1/2-year-old (mentioned previously): We're going outside, but you have to let me change your diaper first.

1 1/2-year-old, walks over to me with a pout on his face:

My director, tired from a long day of being the only one on the floor: Do you want Miss (my name) to do it?

1 1/2-year-old, lifts her arms up to me for uppies:

Me, picks him up:

My director, defeated sigh: Sorry, Miss (my name), but he's been grumpy with me since I woke him up and he won't let me come near him at all.

Me, after being voluntold to change a (possibly) dirty diaper: It's chill. As long as it gets done, right?

I love my director sm guys. She's the best boss.

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*Peacefully hanging out with a couple of school kids (5 {mentioned previously} and 8)*

*1 1/2-year-old comes up*

Me, thinks nothing of it:

Me, not even a moment later: DO NOT PUSH YOUR SISTER! DON'T KICK HER EITHER!

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Me, after a long day: Don't stick that up your nose, that's not where it goes.

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1 1/2-year-old (mentioned previously), pulls his sister's hair:

He literally took a chunk y'all, like it would've hurt.

5-year-old (mentioned previously), starts crying:

Me: Why would you do that!?

I live in a really small town, so a lot of kids came up multiple times because they're at the daycare regularly. Also, these aren't the only things I've heard, so let me know if you guys want to hear more (especially if it's from the 3 1/2-year-old because he's ridiculous).

[gotham-bird]

Today at work (daycare), one of the babies would only settle down if he was laying on my chest while I hummed Toss a Coin to Your Witcher.

[house-of-slayterr]

I’m so nervous for my first day of work, I’m shaking so hard. I really hope the kids like me!

[constantlychangingfandoms]

I love working with toddlers but when one wakes up ALL THE OTHERS in the MIDDLE of nap

Makes me want to kill a man

[twd-obsessed-bitch]

Don't go into a daycare after close and the kids have all gone home. You will 110% hear every single swear word the workers have been holding in for 8+ hours being used aggressively and as punctuation.

[multifandom-worlds]

On today's episode of Things Nikki Never Thought She'd Say - "No you don't have to say goodbye to your poop."

[proudmonsterfucker]

Ain’t prepared for this 10 hour shift tomorrow, kinda wanna scream and shout but ILL BE DAMNED IF SHE GIVES ME A LUNCH BREAK NUUH HOE

Ima eat my HOMEMADE LUNCH in THE NAP ROOM WHILE KIDS SLEEPIN ANS I SURF TUMBLR MHM MHM

IMA GET PAID ALL 10 HOURS HOEEEEE!!!!

[zuszab]

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KSIĘŻYC (MOON) = Animatronic

Who? - My middle brother, Older twin, This one who teasing me

Nick name - Babysister, Moony, Jester, Doctor Frankenstein

Job - Main Daycare worker, Night guard, (Before) Jester 1 in theart

State - Off

Mode - Protect mode On

Emotions - Stressed, Furious, Worried

Your name (YN) = Human

Who? - A nice person

Nick name - [No data]

Job - New Daycare worker

Health - Evrething is normal

?? - Human?

[No data, face is invisible]

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*Skanowanie

**Zbieranie danych: Zakończone

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Pronouns: any

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Occupation: Daycare worker

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[elijones94]

🎄 Sliding into Christmas! 🎁🌟

[rambunctioustoons]

messy aro dynamics, happy pride!! 💐🌈

[fisheito]

is he a wise mentor or just jealous

[0ffisially0ll0]

Is it possible I you could draw Sun and Moon ready for Christmas? In Santa hats or as elves? ❤️😊✨️

hey op, only had time to draw sun as an elf tonight, ill draw moon as santa sometime sooner, thank you for the drawing idea!

[ominous-arcade]

Daycare Bee-tendant... the daycare is a giant hive where kids can pretend to be a bug and learn about bees. give this giant bee your toddlers please please please nothing will happen

[lemonsiskull]

Fellas is it gay to want to kiss ur animatronic coworkers