#davy is an asshole

[socialjusticeinamerica]

White trash bigot. Serves it right for being an evangelical RepubliKKKlan bigot.

[descendantofthesparrow]

POYW Rewrite V2 - Harry Hook x reader - P16 - Epilogue

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Uma stared blankly at the busted TV screen of her mother's restaurant, a simmering hatred running through her as she watched Maleficent’s traitor daughter hang onto the king of Auradon’s arm, flushed and smiling-her plum purple hair tied back into a loose bun with her bangs flowing out.

It had been three months already.

Three months since the coronation, three months without a word from her “Friends”, three months without an invitation, three months of watching Harry hold hands with that-new girl-smiling and laughing without a care in the world.

Three months of slowly losing hope that they would keep their promise.

Uma didn’t want to believe they abandoned her, Harry had been her closest companion since they could walk, and Gil never thought twice about following the two around-even if he did drift away sometimes, he always came back.

But…he hadn’t come back yet, and neither had Harry.

It had been three months and Uma was losing hope.

“Honestly, why you even continue to watch this trash is beyond me Uma,” Uma glared at the voice she heard, not even turning her head to look at him. “Fuck off Barbossa,” Uma snapped, but Davy Barbossa only laughed, crossing his arms as he leaned against the table, grinning sharply at the TV, which was still showing King Ben and Mal-who was rumored to become the lady of the court.

“Didn’t Hook ask king beast boy to bring you and his sisters over? Wonder what happened with that plan?” Davy said ‘absentmindedly’, hiding his grin behind his hand as he tapped his nose in ‘thought’, his grin widening as he heard Uma smack down a tray of food she had been holding while lost in thought.

“mm-hmm,” Uma just hummed, not wanting to talk about it, refusing to talk about it to someone she didn’t trust in the slightest. Besides, as far as she knew-things like that took time, she had no clue how long it took Ben to get the first six vks over, for all she knew-it was three months' worth of time to get everything ready.

“Honestly, it’s been three months, I can't imagine things take this long, just to get three people off the isle.” Davy said, still watching the TV, grinning as some reporters captured Harry Hook and (y/n) walking together around school, holding hands. (y/n) flipped them off and Harry laughed, tossing his head back.

Davy turned, seeing Uma staring hard at the screen. She was jealous-she would never admit it, because why would she be? She didn’t like Harry, they were just friends, and she shouldn’t be jealous of some girl Harry was now dating. She and Harry didn’t feel that way about one another, they were just friends, just friends.

It wasn't like they had each other's back since they could remember, it wasn’t like they had been each other's closest companion since they were 2, it wasn’t like Harry had stuck by her through her toughest moments(shrimpy, her broken leg, pneumonia), it wasn’t like they had promised to never betray the other(they had).

Uma didn’t feel betrayed, not at all…not at all.

“If I were you, I would scorn them both and declare war, I’d even help if you wanted it.” Davy said, clearly having been talking for a bit but Uma hadn’t been listening-she never found his words worthwhile anyway. Not when Harry was around, not when Harry would scoff and come up with a better plan, or fire back with quick quips and a sharp grin partnered with his hook.

“Shut it,” Uma finally snapped, having enough of this repetitive talk. This was the 5th time Davy had come into her space to taunt her about her boys, and Harry’s new girl. Davy just chuckled, holding up his hands in defeat, giving another glance to the tv-seeing Uma’s eyes simmer with anger as it continued to show Harry and (y/n), still smiling, still holding hands.

“All right, all right, whenever you're ready to face the fact that they abandoned you, you know where to find me.” Uma glared at Davy as he left the chip shop and she felt a low growl at the back of her throat. She undid her apron and threw it on the table, holding her head between her hands-staring at the tv screen that seemed to finally go from Harry and his girl to Mal and Ben, who were also smiling so sickly sweet that made Uma want to punch them.

It had been three months, and if Uma had to wait any longer-they would regret it. They would regret ever abandoning her.

-end of poyw rewrite 2.0-

Welp, there it is, I feel like there should’ve been more to this-but I’ve really lost my mojo for Harry again, idk; sorry. But yeah, Uma’s mad, feeling abandoned, she wants to believe that she isn’t-but with nothing coming from her best friends, and seeing them so happy without her in Auradon-and a devil whispering in her ear-it’s hard not to fall into darkness without her lights.

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[bronzeagepizzeria]

so i know we all saw doctor who season 4 episode 13 journey’s end but do you ever suddenly get hit by the realisation that rose is living a day to day life (the one adventure he could never have) with the doctor himself. like. what. this seemingly unattainable ALIEN who’s lying around her flat now. and having a lot of sex with her. and theyre bickering and laughing and being silly and saving the earth and kissing a lot in public like disgusting amounts of kissing and staying in and fucking all day and taking care of each other when one of them’s sick and movie nights and dancing in the kitchen and dinner with the tylers’ and dates and alien invasions and dates that turn into alien invasions……….JACKIE TYLER IS HIS MOTHER IN LAW….

[riversmithmelody]

Let me reiterate on my thoughts on Wild Blue Yonder:

This had be fucked up on the same level as Blink. And yes I’m not a horror fan, at ALL!

But the slow psychological terror this gave me…omfg!

Once again SPOILERS!

The scene where they do their work Donna in one room and Ten (he’s always ten for me leave me alone) in the other.

Do you think I clocked that they weren’t there together?

NO THE FUCK I WAS NOT!!!!!

But it crept in slowly! The questions, the was they looked. And then I realised it just before them. Which honestly BRILLIANT WRITING Russel! Brilliant!

And then them being separated. How they both managed to out think the…monsters. The four of them at once.

The FUCKING VAMPIRE LAW THE HELL?!

And once again Donna, left behind giving up but still not BELIEVING in it…

Tens little for head kiss when they huddled together afterwards.

This was such a brilliant episode!

[shima-draws]

Wait people don't like Foxy? I think he's a fun villain

[meraus]

i'm not watching the tw movie because i can't do that to myself but i got a rundown of the plot and all i've got to say is:

tw:tm2:fix-it opens with a very pissed of Stiles Stillinski banging on Scott's door and punching him is his charming face as soon as he opens. He's back in town for Derek's funeral and his first order of business is to get into a massive fight about Scott's idea of morality and way of doing things "the right way" always getting the wrong people killed. The fight dies down only because there's a familiar sound coming up the drive way- Stiles' jeep. Eli's home. Violent confrontation becomes mad awkward.

Stiles say something like, seems every other asshole with a grudge can come back to life around here, so can Derek. He leaves and completely delves into research about resurrection. Montage or whatever until an alarm rings and the calendar notification reads it's time to get ready for the funeral.

Deaton is also there, and as unhelpful and cryptic as he is, he's also the most knowledgeable in magic, so Stiles grills him. We FUCKING FINALLY explore the whole spark thing that allows Stiles to do magic, as well as a throwback to the link with the Nemeton and their sacrificial deaths which will this time around be more helpful than harmful as it allows easier undetected passage in the realm of the dead.

That's right, baby, we're Orpheus and Eurydice'ing it.

Lydia, as a banshee with the strongest connection to the afterlife, plays an important role in guiding Stiles towards Derek and back again. They plot together and while Lydia is against the idea because it's very very stupidly dangerous, she can't let a good theoretic discussion slide. Also, Stiles is 100% doing this and his odds of success without her help are kind of shit.

His intention is to do another ice bath death, but before that her premonition of the car crash comes to fruition and Stiles dies for real. Lydia feels responsible because she let the thing she tries so hard to avoid happen anyway. It's not that big of a deal, though, since at this point they've got a plan to come back. Just sucks their plan to go there got a bit screwed.

Underworld shenanigans happen, lots of old enemies and allies rear their heads, and Stiles comes back with not just Derek Hale in tow, but the Hale pack. That's right folks, Erica and Boyd LIVE! And hell, while we're at it, might as well get the og pack aka Derek's entire family back lol. Or at the very least Laura. Have some bs magic rule about a soul's decade before reincarnation or something who cares it's teen wolf.

At the end of the movie there's bts footage of everyone lining up to kick jeff davis like that one WoW quest with the single npc that everyone has to murk.

Everybody lives/resurrects, stydia besties, sterek endgame, scott is a bad friend but recovers from that, kira is there even if she's just hanging out and arden cho is paid the most of all the cast

[bawltongue]

[all-the-tyler-talk]

Teen Wolf movie spoilers

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Well Jeff Davis can go fuck himself. Zero Stars.

The end.

(He let's that bitch Alison live and the asshole bully teacher, but kills the most popular character anyone still cares about. And to have him die by fucking FIRE, just like his family, IN FRONT OF HIS SON, leaving his son an orphan.... Why the fuck did Tyler agree to that?! There's no way Derek would put his son through that. He wouldn't want him to watch him die so horribly, without even saying a fucking word to him no less. He wouldn't leave him behind to be raised by other people.

Yes, I'm angry. Losing a beloved character is horrible, especially years after thinking the character was safe after the series ended. And to die so uselessly when any of the others could've taken his place.

This movie should never have happened, Derek wouldn't have died if they'd just left it alone. The plot was awful too, the prosthetic make up of wolves and the nogitsune was so obviously fake, the make up department used to be good but not anymore.)

I'm just going to ignore the movie ever happening, it didn't make any sense, the plot was so ridiculous. No Stiles, no explanation for Eli's existence. It's unlikely to get a sequel anyway, so we should all just consider this an alternative universe.

[mugiwara-lucy]

Brooke’s dad is on my INFINITE shit list 😤

[feral-mouse]

16 and 16 for you, Ronny, Davis, and Dan!!

You are completely fine, I've done the same thing too before 😭. Also apologies for the long post psjfjks but here you go (I'm putting the second question under the cut so it doesn't take up too much space 👀💦)

Also just in case here's a color guide for everyone 👀💦:

Me (plain ass text lol) | Ronny | Davis | Dan

16) I'll love you if

Ok, ik this is a boring answer lol, but I'll love you if you're nice to me psifjdsk. Or if you're weird and goofy and we can totally fuck around with each other lol. Or if we have the same interests, that totally helps, especially if I feel comfortable enough to show you this blog osjfjjs

"- You can take care of me. Like, you can cook? You can clean? Perfect. You're the one for me. Let's date. Get over here right now-"

[Ronny's being a bit sarcastic (I hope that's the right word), even though it does help to get him to like you. He's not good at chores, so he would love someone who can just take care of him and make him feel comfortable. But the real answer would be someone who he can honestly hang out with. If you two talk and he has a good time, he has fun with you? Then he likes you. It can either be someone who matches his freak lol, or just someone he feels he can be comfortable around. If he keeps showing up, even if it's too bug you, you can bet he likes you.]

"- you're obedient. I don't need someone who will fight back against everything I say. If you can do as you're told, then we'll get along just fine~"

[He's trying to be an asshole LZKFJKSLSNF. He does like obedience, but that's not really the best way to get him to love you. He'd never tell anyone, but the way to Davis's heart is to just be super kind. He hates how it makes him feel guilty and all mushy inside lol. If you're kind and considerate to others, and especially himself, he can't bring himself to hurt you. He'll want to protect you and honestly will start to develop feelings, even though he'll be in denial lol.]

"Oh, this is kind of a tough one, haha! Um... I guess I'll love you if... you're a nice person? Haha! Or a fun person. Just as long as you're not mean, I guess!"

[Dan is super easy to impress lol. He wants to get along with everyone, so honestly, approaching him is the first step to getting him to like you because he is way too nervous to otherwise pdifkdks. Really if you just keep talking to him or approaching him, he'll like you back lol]

17) Someone you miss

OUGH DAMN THE HARD HITTING QUESTIONS 😭 pskfkdks. Honestly, it's gotta be some of the friends I met in high school. I haven't reached out to any of them for so long, and I do honestly hope that they're doing fine, wherever they are in life 🥺

"Damn- what, you wanna see me get sappy or something? Fuck, I don't know... I miss my neighbor? I guess? Oh- No, I miss my delivery guy. Don't know where the son of a bitch went to. I'm still waiting on my package."

[Ronny's just fucking around about the delivery guy thing. He just doesn't like being vulnerable so will make up something to cover up his true feelings. When be was a kid, he would often seek out his neighbor for support. She always treated him like he was her own son. She was always there for him when he needed someone to talk to, especially when he ran away from home. But one day, she got into an accident and passed away. He never knew what had happened to her, but blames his parents for it. He's sure they had something to do with it.]

"I hate to break it to you sweetheart, but I don't actually have anyone that I miss. No one's ever stood out to me enough to care about. Who knows, maybe that'll change in the future. But I highly doubt it."

[This guy's a heartless bastard 😭. The closest person Davis misses is his first ever girlfriend. He has mixed feelings about her, specifically because he knows he was the reason why she broke up with him. For good reason too lol. But he still feels a bit sour about the whole thing whenever he reminisces about it. He hates how it makes him feel.]

"Hm, someone I miss... Does it still count if I still see them? Hahaha... Um... I guess I miss... my friend. They seemed like a different person when we first met. Although, maybe they were always like that... but I guess I miss how they were back then. Sorry if that's such a downer, haha!"

[Dan's talking about Brice 😔. Who I STILL NEED TO DEVELOP 😭. I've got some stuff down but pakfjkel. But essentially he used to be much friendlier towards Dan. Less teasing and making fun of him. But once he introduced Dan to the rest of his friend group, then he became more comfortable with making him the butt of the joke. It didn't help that Dan never told him off about it either 😔]

[roots1996]

photo of jonathan davis from his artist entry on metal archives. discuss.

[ryanxross]

The funniest part of teen wolf was when chris argent was like “im going to adopt/kidnap my dead daughter’s 16 year old rebound boytoy and take him to france with me.” and then a few months later he comes back without said ex rebound boytoy and no one. ever says anything about it

[milimeters-morales]

Hobie, to Miles: nobody can be an asshole to you except ME

Gwen: and me

Peter B: and me

Aaron’s ghost: me too

Miguel: me as well

PS4 Miles: same here

That Security Officer: don’t forget-

Miles: OKAY I GET IT.

[webbyghost]

i literally want to protect doug so badly, they treat him so badly in the movie

please let me keep him safe 🥺

HE JUST WANTS TO BE PART OF THE GROUP!!!!!!!!

Beats Wade with hammers for literally saying out loud that he didnt care about Doug risking his life to go and study Clint's infection

I've said it before but I'm just. So impressed actually. That Doug keeps trying even though he gets rejected and shunned over and over. (I get the slightest hint that I'm not wanted somewhere and I have a breakdown, thanks RSD)

[gifsofstar]

[dinosaurswant2rule]

More whump!

Jack has rescued MacGyver after a six month absence, he returns him home, his father insists his son is dead and that the man in front of him is not Angus.

Oversight orders 'tests' to be done.

Mac agrees to his father's demands to protect Dalton and the others from being punished

Basically James is earning his asshole badge of AO3, happy whumping!