#david is just trying to get his hubby on him

[sonicfanthenightfury5099]

Slashers with an S/O who has a Newfoundland Dog

A Newfoundland Dog is my dream dog, and I had this thought of stabby men with a Newfie dog.

Characters: The Sinclairs, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers (78, 07, and 2018), Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Saywer, and John Kramer (I know he's not a Slasher but I've watched Saw X and wanted another character to add here)

CW: Boys getting Slobby kisses from a large dog

Vincent Sinclair

Your dog came with you when you came to Ambrose. A 6 month old Newfoundland Dog

Your puppy found the way to the basement and found Vincent working at his desk

He was surprised that it wasn't Jonesy, and he walked with pup to find you

Let's just say one thing let to other

Vincent fell in love with Annie, your chocolate Newfie. He thought she was just like Jonesy, but he was so wrong.

6 months later and Annie's head is near his hips

You love seeing your big doggo with your Wax Hubby, giving kisses

Left side of his face is covered in slobber

Vincent would sketch your Newfe when whenever he doesn't know what to draw

Jonesy has a new friend to play with

Bo Sinclair

Your 3 yo Newfie walked into the Church when you weren't looking and had to go get

Bo turned around and got a big slobbery kiss from your doggo

"DAVID, GET BACK HERE." You said getting your Dog to come to you. Leaving Bo's face covered. "Sorry." You said as you closed the door.

You were telling your dog not to do that, when Bo came out to have a Cigarette

"Sorry about that. David is really friendly with people." You said 'That a Dog?" Bo said, "He's a Newfoundland Dog."

Bo thinks your dog isn't one but a Horse

David would try to give Bo more kisses when he sits on the couch

He would guard his food when he's eating at the table as David tried to get at it

"There a reason you named him David? Was it from that Werewolf movie?" He asked as he patted David resting head on his leg. "Yeah, you seen it?" You asked, "I may see it on tv."

Lester and Vincent definitely love David.

Lester Sinclair

Automatically in love with your pooch

Your dog, Aaron, knocked him over when they jumped up

Lester's face was covered in slobber, which he cleaned up with his tank top as he got up

Jonesy was taken aback from how big your dog was. But they got along real quickly

Bo and Vincent thought you owned a bear from how big they where

He's giving a lot of treats to your doggo

Michael Myers

Oh Great

A Dog?

Michael met your puppy when he came home from his walk

A black and white pupper looking at his face

Michael wanted to get rid of it as he grabbed the scruff of their neck till he heard your voice screaked at him. "DON'T YOU DARE HURT BOWIE!! "

Michael definitely wanted not to be hit by something, so he put down Bowie.

Michael would have Bowie giving him kisses on his cheek when he's on the floor. He didn't like it, with a sour look on his face

He had to get used to your puppy

A few months and Bowie is much bigger than when they were a puppy. Michael noticed that he had to ask what breed Bowie is.

A Newfoundland Dog?? And they Get How Big?? Oh God

8 months later, Bowie is near his hips and needs a lot more food.

Michael would take them for a walk when you're at work

Bowie is now fully grown, and their face is right at his when he sits on the couch

Michael is now in love with Bowie

Jason Voorhees

Hello, did you bring home a bear cub?

It's a Newfoundland Dog? Never heard of those before

That's an Adorable face I can't resist

Jason's keeping a close eye on your puppy when they go outside

Jason decided to give them the name Teddy cause of the mistake he thought

Couple months later, Teddy is double in size from the day you brought them home

Poor Jason nearly had a heart attack when Teddy jumped onto the lake, but Teddy started to swim back to the shore

Fun fact: Newfoundlanders have webbed feet that's great for swimming and a thick coat to fight the chill of the water.

Jason will take Teddy on long hikes when you're at work

His face is going to he covered in slobber from Teddy

Michael Myers RZ

Oh God, there's a Bear in the house

Oh, it's a Dog

Definitely a Big Dog

Michael didn't know what to do, so he just patted their head

When he's just working on his masks, Danny is right beside him

When on the couch, he let's them lay on his lap

He would give a kiss if they kissed him first (But not with His Tongue lol)

Thomas Hewitt

Thomas met you with your big doggo when your car broke down near his mama's gas station

Thomas was shocked at the size of your dog. He thought it was a bear when he saw them.

Mickey was the name of your Canine pal

Holty got licked by Mickey whenever he sat down on the couch. Thomas couldn't help but snickered

Thomas would come up from the basement to see Mickey laying at the top of the stairs waiting for him.

Laying in bed, Mickey would wake him up with wet doggie kisses on his face

Luda would spoil them with little goodies

The Hewitt resident's is a Dogs dream place. A lot of running around and places to go have privatize

Peepaw Michael Myers

Michael was taken aback by this large Dog, he thought it was a bear at first

It just Woofed. it's a Dog

Normally, not a Dog person Michael felt differently with this Newfoundland Dog

Michael would be woken from his old man naps with a slobbery kiss from Arnold

Would definitely give them a scratching on their neck when he's reading a book

You catch Michael napping with Arnold on the couch

Michael may share his food with Arnold

Bubba Saywer

Bubba Squealed in delightment, seeing a puppy bolting towards him

You brought home a puppy to brighten up Bubba's mood

Nubbin being himself tried to play fetch with the new addition to the family

"A Newfoundland Dog? Do they find new land?" Chop Top asked

Drayton hopes the dog doesn't pee inside the house

Jed gotten bigger as the months go by

Bubba loves getting kisses from Jed, but not Drayton

A run outside with you and Jed

Happy man loves the Big Doggo

John Kramer

Long story short, you became a caregiver to him

You sometimes bring your 5-year-old Newfie dog with you to John's "place of work"

Definitely a highlight of his day when you're gentle gaint rest there head on his leg. Much easier for getting pats on their head

Kisses on his hands

One Apprentice hope they don't pee on the floor

Bonus Character:

Corey Cunningham

Doesn't want to let go of your puppy when he comes over

Automatically, his therapy Animal

Loves getting kisses from your puppy makes him feel much better

Definitely would stay with you overnight to be with your puppy longer

He would volunteer to dogsit when your go to work

His mother is going to wonder why he's covered in dog hair

[aismoker]

"I used to be an accountant. It paid the bills, but it was so fucking boring, you know? Every day the same, it was like Groundhog Day. The only highlight of my day was the evening, when I could sit down and enjoy myself with pics and vids of bikers on Tumblr. I fucking loved to see those rugged, masculine men. They were everything I was not. It was so hot.

As time passed, however, a yearning came over me. The more I watched those men, the more I wanted to become like them. At a certain point, I just had to act. So I started hitting the gym, shaved my head and got my biker's license. Slowly but steadily, I saw myself change. Slowly becoming like the men I admired so much. People around me thought that my changes were odd, but I didn't care. You only live once, right? And I was done living someone else's life.

On one of my biking trips, I met David, over there. We hit it off right away. He had been a biker for a decade and he introduced me to his gang. He also convinced me to start getting tattoos and to try out a cigar of his. I just couldn't say no to him. He was the guy I always dreamt off and I was his. We have been living together for 5 years now. It is perfect.

I don't really think a lot about my old life. I got fired when my boss saw my tatts. The fucker told me it didn't fit in the company's image. To be honest, I didn't care. My hubby suggested to work for the gang. It is great fun, but I can't tell you a lot about it, if you get what I mean. Haha."

[hunterwritesstuff]

General dating hcs for builderman?

Sure! Gonna do a mix of hcs and dating hcs, canonically in the AU, he's married, so there's gonna be heavily implied Heavenly Builds. Don't get huffy about it. I'm not changing my AUs canon for you. Sorry. /nm

(Divider by @lunaridae)

🔨 He's a very gentle guy! His hands are always gentle, very good for pats!(and other things /silly)

🔨 He has a verry soft voice! His morning voice gets Orion feeling some type of way bro,,,

🔨 He gives good hugs! Very strong arms mean firmer hugs!

🔨 He WILL pick up whoever he cares about!! He likes swinging them around in a hug!!

🔨 He gives Orion wakeup kisses every morning!! It is part of his routine!! If he does not smooch his hubby, he cannot get out of bed until he does!!

🔨 He always makes sure to get up before Orion so he can(try) to make breakfast for the two of them!

🔨 He usually doesn't succeed too well, but he can always make bacon pretty well!

🔨 He makes sure Orion takes care of his scars and takes his meds, as any good husband does! :D

🔨 He WILL get huffy with Orion if he doesn't take care of his scars or take his meds. He's not afraid to put his foot down.(Orion secretly finds Builder INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE when he gets serious, SOMEBODY HELP HIM.)

🔨 He downright ADORES cute little dates! Coffee shops, dinner out, furniture shopping, mall dates, theater dates, Hell, even nights in watching TV! He just wants to spend time with his angel!

🔨 Nicknames he uses on Orion: Buttercup, Love, Angel, Birdie, Darling, Beloved, Little Love, Dove, Sugar, Sweetheart, Honeypie, Honey, Hon, stuff like that!(He's. very affectionate in the day-to-day)

🔨 His love languages are gift giving, cooking(even if he's not the best at it), words of affirmation, touch, and acts of service! :D

🔨 He'd also do quality time, but he gets a little too busy for that unfortunately :(

🔨 He DOES call Orion on his lunchbreaks, however!! Always tries to check in and make sure his hubby's doing okay and hasn't gone back to bed!!

🔨 Before he and Orion got married, he'd just. gush about how cute Orion was to Shedletsky(Shed agreed to this), and he sounded like such a golden retriever bro 😭

🔨 "John, John, John!!! Did I tell you about this one time he SMILED AT ME??? OOH!! OR-OR-OR WHEN HE COOED AT ME??? OR-OR-OR-John? Why're you laughing?"

🔨 "Because you're speaking like a lovestruck idiot, David!"

🔨"Ohh...studs..."

🔨 Definitely a flirt when it comes to Orion! He WILL fluster him if it's the last thing he does!!

🔨 He ADORES listening to Orion's heartbeat! Because HE DID THAT!!! HE KICKSTARTED THAT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FRIGGIN' COOL THAT IS???

🔨 He definitely helped Orion with keeping his wings in pristine condition!

🔨 After the incident, he apologized endlessly for not being able to help more and help him keep his wings.

🔨 When he was taken, he worried that Orion would blame himself.

🔨 Little did he know, Orion did.

🔨 He never blamed Orion. He knows Orion needed his sleep.

🔨 He would never blame him...not for this...

🔨 All he needs to do is stay alive for him.

🔨 He finds a way to write little poems for Orion while imprisoned, it's the least he could do.

🔨 All in all, he's very loving to his husband as much as he can be!!

🔨 Also, like, he'll sometimes bring plushies home when he comes home from work for Orion. He knows what his Husband loves.

[niasfootprint]

HIGHSCHOOL BADDIE

Chapter two of the Marry Me, Officer? series

warnings. minor!reader, violence, mentions of underage drug use, reader is again a cutie pie and a lovesick fool

taglist. @junzitis @xxkhxndlelitexx @channiesleftarm @taylsluvs @skzskzskzskzskzskzskz

not proofread!!

SERIES MASTERLIST

What a way to start a day.

Ever since Chan woke up, his mood had gone south. First, the air conditioner broke down, then the coffee machine, and then, very sadly, the collar button of his uniform. Plus he also hurt his finger stitching the button back on.

And on top of all of that, he had duty at a fucking High School annual event. It was not that he hated teenagers, but in his line of work, the teenagers always interfered. The dumbest criminals are the underage ones. Gave him a headache.

He was pissed actually, because why were these senior officers like himself being treated as watchmen outside the stupid event? The principal of the school was spoiled and rich, that's why.

As he stood outside the door to the entrance, he thought everything was under control now. Surely, nothing would go wrong.

"Good morning, officer!"

Or perhaps not.

Chan gasped, placing a hand over his heart as he looked back. It took him a while, but he recognised the mischievous face of the girl who had almost startled him to death.

Uh oh.

He was avoiding it. He had been avoiding it for weeks, and definitely did not expect it to be here... at this stupid school event.

You grinned, saluting him. "How have you been, future hubby?"

"Jesus Christ, kid." He glared back at you, finding your grin rather annoying. He placed his hands on his waist, staring you down with a stern look. "What are you doing here? And what did you just call me? Hasn't your delusion worn down yet?"

"Soooo many questions." You scrunched your nose, which he annoyingly found cute. "And what do you mean what am I doing here? Do you think I'm the kind of girl that goes around crashing annual events?" You pouted. "I go here."

Chan listened to your words, finally taking in your appearance. You were dressed in a sports uniform, basketball probably, with your blue and white basketball shorts and jersey. He hummed in acknowledgement.

You grinned again, turning around so he could see the back of your jersey, where your surname and number was imprinted. You put your thumbs over your shoulders to point at the number. "See? I'm number 7!"

You turned back around.

"You know who else is number 7?" You didn't give him a moment to respond before talking again. "All the GOATs! Cristiano Ronaldo! David Beckham! And MS Dhoni!"

He couldn't help but listen to your excited and enthusiastic words with a small frown tugging at his lips. He was trying really hard not to smile right now. He was trying to act broody and rude, so you could take a hint and just leave. And he knew that if he showed even a little bit of interest, you wouldn't leave his side all day.

"Aren't I special?" You looked up at him with hopeful eyes.

"Not really. Go and don't bother me."

Your grin didn't falter, almost like you could see he didn't mean it. "Oh look!" You pointed at his chest. He looked down to see what you were showing him, and you glided your hand up, flicking his nose, laughing gleefully. "Bye, future hubby!" You ran off before he could react.

He could just watch you run off, not quite understanding what just happened. He touched his nose, huffing. "Stupid kiddo." He grumbled under his breath.

"Oi! Get back to your position!"

Chan had to admit, you weren't your usual cheerful annoying self in the ring. Oh no, you were intimidating there. Your occasional disappointed looks towards your team members whenever they missed a shot, or the way you weren't afraid to pick a fight at every wrong sportsmanship from the other team... it was all very refreshing.

"Yo, what?" You walked towards the umpire. "How is that a foul?!"

The game was intense. Chan never thought in his life that he'd be so invested in a girls' basketball game, not a bunch of high schooler girls atleast. He watched with a frown as you played, so focused.

"Whose side are you on?" Officer Chan heard from his side and he quickly tore away his gaze from you to turn and look at the source of the voice. Officer Lee stood with a small smirk on his face. "The one that was flirting with you outside?"

Chan rolled his eyes. "Shut up, Minho."

Minho chuckled, then his eyes widened. "Ah, so that's that kid you met that night?"

"Bingo."

"Damn. Good luck with that. She's feisty."

"Thanks, Minho." Chan rolled his eyes, watching the game again.

Chan almost took a step forward with a frown when he saw the scene unfolding infront of him. A girl from the rival team had just pushed you off, using violence in between the game.

You huffed as your teammates helped you up. Chan could feel the anger in you from 30 feet away. Even he found it intimidating, how you got back up and into the game immediately, glaring at the girl here and there, your tongue poking your cheek from inside due to suppressed rage.

After that, the game was a blur. In the next 20 minutes, you were a force to be reckoned with. Angry shots, none missing. You nodded everytime someone patted you on your back, refusing to back down.

And to no one's surprise, your team won. "Fuck yeah!" You yelled, a wide grin on your face as you ignored the coach's yell to use better language. Everyone cheered, hooting and clapping loudly as your team did a group hug.

He found himself clapping. But he stopped when he realised what he was doing. You looked back at him, grinning toothily. He bit the inside of his cheek to suppress his smile. It was like your original bubbly personality was back after that intense game of brooding.

He nodded in your direction once, as if to let you know that you played well. You smiled, and oh my god, was that a blush on the stubborn kiddo's face?

His eyes widened as you blew him a kiss. "Oh God, no." He mumbled underneath his breath, looking away.

Officer Lee laughed loudly. "Oh, you're stuck in this. She's not gonna let you go."

"Did you like the game, Officer?" You approached him, grinning from ear to ear. He looked back at you, smirking and looking away.

"You were okay. Congratulations on winning." He kept it short, not wanting your ego skyrocketing. He knew enough by now that if he complimented you or smiled at you, you would immediately start thinking that he likes you back. And very frankly, he does not want a rumour about him being interested in a minor. He wasn't Drake. Not that he knew anything about the Drake controversy, he was too much of a boomer to know celebrity gossip.

"Why, thank you, future hubby."

"Can you stop calling me that?" He grumbled, glaring down at you. "This isn't something you should throw around like that. Stay in your limits, kid. Also, why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be inside with everyone and watching the function?"

"I'm not just here, you know?" You pouted. "I'm here to report serious offense." You leaned in closer, whispering your next words. "I know somewhere you're needed."

He raised a brow. "Oh? And where might that be?"

"It's a high school event, future hubby. There's bound to be high schoolers doing illegal stuff." You give him a sweet smile, and he almost groans. Great. Just what he needed. Bratty teenagers.

"Where?"

"Just behind the building."

He sighed, nodding and starting to walk off to the told location, but stops once he notices you following. "Where do you think you're going?" He turned back to look at you.

"With you?"

"Stay here, missy. Won't warn you again." He pinned you with a look that said, 'please listen to me, I'm an adult'.

"Only if you call me a good girl for staying put." You grinned up at him, blushing and giggling. Your crush on him was ridiculous, really.

He pinched the bridge of his nose, then looked back at you. "Will you be a good girl and stay put?" He said it as gently as he could, watching as your smile softened.

"Aye aye captain!" You saluted.

He scoffed, walking off to the back of the building, occasionally checking if you were doing as you promised. When you didn't, he walked off fast, reaching the crime scene.

And indeed, there were teenage boys sitting there, smoking weed and marijuana and whatnot.

"Getting high, are we?" He spoke, his hands on his waist as he stared at the brats.

One of the boys with a mullet chuckled, standing up. "Aish, looks like someone snitched." He grumbled under his breath, a roll between his lips. "Oi, one of you assholes know who told on us to Mr. Policeman over here?" He asked the gang.

"I did!" You spoke from behind him, startling him. Chan turned back with wide eyes, glaring down at you.

"I thought I told you to stay put?" He huffed.

"Sorry, Officer." You grinned. "I'm too nosy for that."

"It's that little bitch, huh?" Another boy spoke, looking at you straight in the eyes. You stood your ground, sticking out your tongue at the boy. Chan chuckled at that, but disguised it as a cough.

"Now now... that's no way to talk to a girl, is it?" Chan scoffed.

"You assh-!" The boy exclaimed as he lunged forward to attack me, but a slap from Chan sent him flying backward, and he fell on the concrete. The other boys saw this, their eyes widened.

Chan raised a brow at them, and they picked up their stuff, scurrying off as fast as they could, yelling profanities and mindless threats.

"Yeah, that's what I thought, dipshits!" You called out to them, laughing.

Chan huffed, looking back at you. He grabbed your wrist, pulling you back to the front where you both had been before this drama.

"What were you thinking?" He started. "Did you think it was fun to go and rile up a bunch of hormonal angry teenage boys? Why don't you just listen to me, huh? And where are you looking at, I'm talking to you, little miss."

But you weren't paying attention to him. He frowned, following your gaze to see you looking at a girl wearing the rival team's jersey.

Oh.

It was the girl who had pushed you.

"Wait a minute here, Officer." You handed him your bag. He held it without question, opening his mouth to ask where you were going but you were quicker, walking away with long strides, even with your short legs.

"Oi, you bitch!" You yelled out at the girl. Chan wasted no time in running after you. You looked angry, raging. If he doesn't stop you for another second, you could even-

"OW!" The girl yelped as you held her by her hair, shoving her face in the wall, her cheek scraping painfully against the concrete.

"Kid, no! Stop." Chan tried to interfere, but you didn't listen.

"What were you thinking, huh?" You growled into her ear, binding her hands behind her back with your free hand. The girl was taller and bigger than you, and yet your adrenaline won over her strength. "Had your fun in the ring?"

"Let me go, you psycho!" She whimpered.

"You wanna act like Regina George? You gotta end up like Regina George." You spat.

"Okay." Chan huffed angrily, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you away from her. You thrashed around in his grip, your hands and legs kicking the air.

"Let me go, I'll kill this bitch!" You yelled angrily.

"Language." He grunted, his strong arms holding your back against his chest. He gestured for the girl to run off with a tilt of his head, watching as she scurried off with a scratched up cheek and probably a bald spot.

"Come back here, you wench!"

"I said, calm down!" He yelled at you so loudly, you calmed down, eyes widening. He let you go, and you turned back to look at him with a sad look for being yelled at. "I'm done with you, you hear me? You're stubborn, and a brat. Now go back right now before I put handcuffs on you."

"Offi-"

"And what was that you call me? 'Future hubby'? Stop with that. I'm never gonna like you back. You're a kid, and a very bratty one at that. We're never getting together, and we're definitely never getting married. Now scurry off inside. Watch the event, or leave for home right now. Don't make me say it again."

He almost felt guilty when he saw the tears in your eyes, your reddened nose, and your wobbling chin.

"Go."

You wiped your tears, stomping off angrily. He sighed in relief. He didn't mean to hurt you, of course, but if hating him was the only way you'd get off his back, then he was more than willing to make that happen.

He huffed, pinching the bridge of his nose, before he heard your voice again. And this time, you weren't talking to him.

"What's your name?" You spoke.

Chan turned back to see who you were talking to, his jaw dropping at the sight of you smiling up at Officer Lee, your tears nowhere in sight.

"Minho." Officer Lee answered with a smile matching your own.

"Do you have a wife and kids at home? A girlfriend, maybe?" You grinned up at him with your childish charm.

"No, I don't, miss."

"Then will you marry me when I grow up?" You almost jumped excitedly. But Minho's expression wasn't one how Chan's had been in this situation. Minho just smiled, shaking his head at your antics.

"Sure, yeah." Minho chuckled, watching as you clapped your hands.

"Do you have a pen?" You asked him, and Chan could feel his eyeballs trying to escape his sockets, his mouth parted in offense. You were doing the same stuff you did back that night.

He could only watch as you scribbled your number on Officer Lee's palm, telling him to call you four years later, just as you had done to him all those days ago.

After that, you jumped off inside happily with a giggle and a "bye, future hubby!".

"What was that?" He glared at Minho.

"What was what?" Minho raised a brow.

"You know what. Why did you say you'll marry her? You're giving her false hope! That's not okay."

Minho looked at him and laughed like he had just told him the funniest joke. "Can you chill out, old man? It's all in good fun."

Chan frowned. "How so?"

"She's a kid, Chan. She's going to forget about it when she grows up. You see how happy she got just because I played along with her little fantasy? That was cute." Minho smiled. "Lighten up."

He couldn't stop thinking about Minho's words all day that day. He was right. You had looked so happy. Maybe playing into your fantasies was better than to make you cry. God, he was so dumb.

He sighed. "Stupid kiddo."

[jellyskrimp]

hello!

my name's sunny and I'm fairly new to tumblr myself, but I would quite like to be your friend, if you would like to be mine.

I like crafting, music, Dr who and studying languages, as well as collecting strange and entirely unhelpful information!

mostly I use my blog to post about things I think about (mostly food related), and things I make that I would like to share.

happy to answer questions on pretty much anything, if you're interested in anything about me!

~Sunny

hi sunny!

thank you for the ask, it made me feel important lmao

i used to watch dr who with my parents when i was younger, so i don't remember that much, but i know my favorite dr was david tennant (don't remember which number he is oops). my husband has been trying to get me to start watching it with him though, maybe i finally will!

my favorite strange and entirely unhelpful piece of information is that jellyfish don't have brains (at least, not like we do). i love painting and drawing jellyfish because, since they don't have brains, it doesn't matter if you mess them up! i'll post some of my favorite ones i've done on here at some point :)

a craft i've been doing a lot lately is making bracelets out of embroidery thread. i just made one with hubby's eye colors to wear, and now i'm making one for him out of my eye colors. it's a tedious craft, lots of knots, but it feels kind of like a meditation sometimes. i really recommend it!

i have no idea how asks work since this is my first one so i'm really hoping i did this right lol. sorry for yapping so much, i love talking about stuff so anything you ever want to have a conversation about, i'm here.

if you have a favorite craft or useless fact or just want to infodump about dr who i would love to listen!

~B :)

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

I remember you mentioning at one point that the girls see Lucy as a grandma (to which yes, Lucy is a queen), and this was because Chrysta showed up at the Emerson house about to have baby Tiff. And now that's just got me thinking about an AU, since I headcanon that once they were able to, Michael and Star would have moved away to try and get as far as possible from Santa Carla after everything that happen- where the little family unites is over to spend time with Lucy when Cheeri shows up. Of course, Star immediately wants to help and jumps into action in comforting words whatever Lucy asks of her. Michael is a bit more awkward, but boy is doing his best. And should the boys come over, instead of anyone else they were expecting to open the door for them, they are met with sassy but adorable baby Estelle who tells them that they should be "better hubbies" and that she'd "beat them up for being mean to the nice lady." Michael comes to intervene with a more shy Juniper, and Estelle looks up at David with little innocent baby blues eyes and points at him like "you're the pretty vampire that my daddy liked." Cue Michael wanting to die on the spot lmao. Sidenote: The kiddos are half vamps, since I like the idea that Michael (and Star maybe?) didn't quite lose their supernatural abilities once Max was defeated. So yes, Estelle could possibly beat up the boys with her tiny fists lol.

IM SO IN LOVE HOW YOU AND I STILL KEEP MIKEY AND DAVIDS LITTLE CRUSH/RELATIONSHIP IN OUR AUS LIKE-

Thats basically how it actually played out when Chrysta had turned up on the Emerson doorstep about to have a baby. Michael just carried her into one of the guest bedrooms and left most of the work to Lucy and or Star.

He was not expecting around twenty minutes later a horrified and very guilty feeling Paul nearly tackling him off the stairs and clamoring toward the bedroom where his wife was about to have his kid.

I do enjoy the concept of this tiny toddler staring at three of four of these vampires in the living room while chaos ensues upstairs just like: 👁👁 "My dad likes your butt and fancy hair."

[simphq]

Hi so im posting my storys from wattpad to here x wattpad: 3mily_xx

Taron Egerton Imagine! Pt1

Dating Taron does but doesn't feel like a relationship. Get what i mean? Anyway heres some bullet points on  what dating Taron would be like!

⚠️Im British so some words may be different for you⚠️

• Life as a actor means working non stop and having very little time to yourself,but when you and Taron have time to spend together  it usually involves a day in bed.Cuddling up with one and other and watching a film of your your choice,you would also get you and Tarons fav takeout!

•You would visit the sets that Taron is working on which means meeting new people and making a-lot of friends!

•You and Taron have similar friends like Richard madden,Jamie Bell,Sofie Cookson ect!

•You and Taron have alot of different nicknames for each other!

Tarons nicknames for you:

•Love

•darling,(y,n,n)

•baby

•angel

•sweetheart

•cariad~ welsh for love/lover

•precious

Your nicknames for Taron!

•bubs

•honey

•dear

•Love

•T

•boo

•Hubby~if/when ur married

•There is always music playing weather its some songs from 70's or 80's. Or David Bowie or Elton John or even The Beatles,Taron and you always sing along.And of course Dancing that may or maybe lead to a make out session.

•When Taron is alway filming your feel a little sad and alone,But Taron makes sure to call or text you when he can telling you c everything thats he has been doing and sending pictures of his costumes!(Some make you burst out laughing)😂

•Taron is a family man! He loves his mum,step dad and little sisters and They love him too! His sisters adore you and look up to you lot.When you and Taron visit you spend lots of time with them all, weather thats having walks along the beach on a warm summers day or playing Mario cart with them in the winter, or drawing one and other You all have so much fun and Taron adores to watch you laugh and play with his younger sisters. It Makes him want to start a family with you but he knows not is not the right time!

•Taron and you always make each-other laugh

•When his mum calls him she always asked how you are and wants to speak to you! She think of you as a daughter.

•Taron trys to teach you welsh even though you can't remember most of it! You can remember and pronounce some things for example

•Rwy'n dy garu di~I love you

•babi-baby

•cwtsh~cuddle/hugs

•Annwyl~dear/darling

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Hi hope you enjoyed what ever that was lol, I can do a part 2 if wanted just let me know in the comments! Requests are open and thank you for reading! :D

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[italianexotiicbeauty]

"I could marry you right now " lourdes to david ;)

*ೃ༄ valentine’s prompts ˚◞♡ ( @johnnyutahh )

( tagging myself @melodiiesxfmadness )

Lourdes realized a couple of things once those words left her mouth. Aside from the fact that she REALLY did mean it ? It was Christmas and they're currently all sequestered ( god that's a funny word to use these days post!service ) at her baby sister's house. And by EVERYONE she means her middle sister, baby sister's hubby, and both of his kids. They're a little trapped because there's been lots of snow happening in Montana, so much so that their parents' flight had been canceled the other day due to the weather AND the avalanche conditions. Hell, the four of them packed up all their stuff and left the hotel - the kids were sleeping on the couch and Bridgett took the loft so that Lourdes and David could have the other guest room. Despite Imogene's behavior at her home in Greenville when they both just showed up, David had been more than nice towards her. He didn’t really have to be - not in the slightest, Lourdes KNEW her baby sister was a brat since the day she was born. Bridgett couldn’t care less if Lourdes had someone - well she cared but all the details weren't her business.

    That's why Imogene had pulled on her brat pack hat and gloves that day - even her baby sister's own husband was appalled. Lourdes was happy and it was their choice about what details, no less when they shared them. 

        The other thing she realized was how happy he made her.  She wouldn’t have ever just come right and said that to her ex, never in all the time they were together. With him? Oh she knew that her work partner teased her off and on about having a skip in her step the morning after talking to him on the phone. She was trying very hard to not rush into things but at the same time, it was okay right? They're not two people fresh out of college or even just entering their military careers - she's fully retired and in another ten years has plans to leave bounty hunting forever. She's never found herself in a situation where she palms were slightly sweaty, she could feel the blood rushing through her veins from the fear of the silence and tension between them.

      He's shocked - it's okay. It's okay - he wasn't expecting that kind of reaction to being nice to the bratzilla and her thousand questions. You're okay. It'll be okay.

      Her mind was telling her, teeth grazing her lower lip and she nervously pulled at the sleeves of her sweater. If it wasn't absolutely freezing and snowing out, she may have tried to make a break for the door. That wasn't her - fugitives ran - she did not. It was just a nervous situation.

       Not waiting a second longer, she broke the silence. "I mean it too - I am fairly certain you are aware of how happy you make me and I would've never said that to my ex. Not in all the years I was with him but I … want a future with you and the kids. I have plans … in ten to fifteen years, David. I want you and the kids there … retired on my horse farm with me." The look she was definitely getting from Gabe and Mari was definitely shock ! 

[blackgirlsneedjesus]

Glory, to Glory to Glory, to Glory...

So this morning Abba had me sit down and read 1 Chronicles 14 Titled (God's Blessing on David)

Babyyyyy, when I say it was on point with the word He gave me on Friday after I had smashed my man's (well, ex mans...well I was a sidepiece, well whatever.) friend. I could not have been more mortified that as a holy girl I was out acting like a toothy girl. Like what in the real as.. you know the rest. I had such a hard time coping because The Lord revealed to me a year and a half ago that this man was my husband but, that our journey was not going to be one of ease. I struggled with it. Told Abba "Uh Uh get somebody else to do it." But, after Him showing all that this man would grow to be and how one day he would be mine I decided to stick it out. This lil telenovela life of mine stays doing the absolute most but, turns out after I trauma bled all over Friday's entree (A tall a** fine a** white boy with neck braids...IDk, I am low key dying to see what his hair looks like outside of those braids.) Girl, I found out a I actually like this man. We had a little Jesus talk && rode and praised and worshipped and listened to a sermon. He told me he could tell I was a holy girl and I just wish that I could get to him faster b/c the Lord said I get to have some fun. He revealed to me over and over again that it was time for me to start dating but, I didn't want to leave my husband but, baby this is gonna be fun. Hey No Pain, NO Gain (at least that's what this sticker says on the laptop beside me that is not my own. cracking up. But, seriously..I'll leave the verse here but, Abba told me that it's not going to be an easy task because, I am not the only competitive one in this house. Hubby is also on the "Nah, I ain't fitna have that side." But, I'm on the "Heeeyyy, be nice boo." We just went through the most and you are not going to let me be happy without you. I'll snitch on you. cracking up. I won't I'll definitely try not to be that catty but, I am most def fitna not pull an Indygo 2011. Cause 2011 did the thang and the thing was hanging...I typed thangin auto correct said hanging...that too.

But, if God is gonna give me a 1 Chronicles 14 kind of King David victory then, I'm on it. *

[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

Labyrinth (1986)

Smoking: Cones with my Hubby

 

This week’s entry I’m watching with my Husband. He would be so mad if I watched it without him. It came out before both of us were born, but it is a BIG favorite. Who doesn’t love David Bowie? I confused Jennifer Connelly with Demi Moore for a while. She looks like what I would imagine she looked like in her younger years.

Sarah, Jennifer, pulls a book out of her sleeve. I’ve always been curious about that, because I wasn’t extra pockets lolol. Anyway, we start off with Sarah in a park reciting the book Labyrinth when she realizes the time and races home.

Fun fact 1; Toby, played by Toby Froud, is the son of the Conceptual designer for the movie. I of course have the movie on DVD. I actually bought it right after Bowie died. I watched the special features; it has like a whole documentary almost.

Sarah acts like a spoiled brat in the beginning of the movie. And ends up wishing that the Goblin King take away her half brother Toby. So of course Jareth, Bowie, accepted and took him back to his castle.

Fun fact 2; The glass ball work that Jareth does is actually done by a person behind him that is being his hands.

There is sooo much glitter in this movie (laughing face) Poor Hoggle, he just gets his name mispronounced throughout the whole movie.

When Sarah falls into the pit of helping hands its so creepy! Like just imagine all of these hands grabbing you. *shudder* The talking walls are one of my favorites “Oh please, I haven’t said it in such a long time!”

A little aways into the movie we meet Ludo. He’s a very big creature. Very loveable. Hubby and I name pets after shows/movies and had said if we ever got a dog that was a big lug we would name him Ludo. I also want a tattoo of a clock that has 13 hours on it.

Now for the crazy Fire Gang. They sure like to have a good time! Singing dancing, removing body parts, all the good stuff ya know? Then it leads them to The Bog of Eternal Stench! I can tell you that is one fictional place I DEFINETELY don’t want to go to.

Time for the final stretch! She has made it to the town outside the castle. Sarah and her friends have to fight their way through a ton of goblin underlings to get to the castle. Another one of my favorite things in this movie is that Ambrosia the dog goes back and forth between a real dog and a puppet. It is so cute how they use it to get the dogs reaction to be shown.

Sarah goes in to fight Jareth alone. She knows she can have her friends help, but she needs to do it on her own. She has all of these stairs all over the place. It is based off of a painting Relativity by M.C. Escher. But it is all different directions and she is trying to get to Toby while trying to defy gravity and save her brother.

In the end everything falls away and Sarah has her final stand off with Jareth. And still in the spirit of trying not to ruin these completely I will leave it here.

Thanks for stopping by for this week’s review!

Till next time!

 

-RRR

[bagels-and-seagulls]

Omg you wrote in the sequel of "show me your dick" that you love the interruption trope until someone snaps. Could you please, please write David snapping because of blue balls. I love davenzi as parents so much!

couples getting interrupted and progressively more desperate is a trope they will have to pry out of my cold dead hands 

It’s not like he was keeping count, keeping track like some obsessed maniac clouded by lust who was desperate to feel his husband’s hands on him because last night Matteo had laughed quietly into the back of his hand as David told him some stupid story and his cheeks were rosy from the cheap wine they were drinking and right- right when David pressed himself into his space to run his nose up the side of Matteo’s face, Michael had come into the room to tell them about a nightmare he had. 

It’s not like he knew the last time he had seen Matteo naked was roughly 33 days ago when they were both running way too late and had to swap places in the shower as it was still running to make sure that Matteo could get all the lunches made for school and David could make sure everyone was dressed in clothes that were appropriate for the weather by the time the bus was going to leave the stop at the end of the street that would take them to school. David’s eyes didn’t even linger, and if he had known that the next month and a half was going to be filled with colds, and work trips, and nightmares after cheap horror movies, and just being too tired to stay awake long enough to even make out a little bit, then he would have told himself to, to get his fill in then and remember that his husband was still smoking hot and fine as hell because he wasn’t going to get that sight for a while. 

He wasn’t keeping count. He wasn’t. 

***

David pressed Matteo into the bed, their fingers linked together above their heads as David ground down, hard and slow, onto Matteo’s thigh just to feel Matteo pant into his mouth and clench their fingers together. 

“Fuck,” Matteo breathed out when David dug his thumb into Matteo’s hip and bit at his shoulder through his shirt, hoping that something would bruise there just for his own satisfaction. 

“Come on, baby,” David whispered as Matteo pulled up his t-shirt to feel the skin of David’s back. “Just- We could-” 

“Papa!” Matilda screeched from the hallway right outside their room, and David thumped his head onto Matteo’s shoulder. Matteo started laughing a little deliriously, like he might be going just as insane as David was feeling, and pulled David’s shirt back down and patted him on the shoulder, like this wasn’t the most tragic thing to happen all week. 

“We could just pretend we didn’t hear,” David says, and Matteo rolls his eyes and pushes David off of him to get up and out of bed. David watches him go, staring at the way his hips moved and thinking about taking a cold, cold shower.  

***

Matteo was leaning up against David, pushing his back a little uncomfortably into the edge of the counter, but he was grinning into the side of David’s face with his hands underneath his sweater, making him a little too hot under his collar. So David didn’t mind the bite too much, not when he was wrapping his arms around Matteo’s neck to tug him in closer to kiss him, giggling high in his throat. 

“We should go to our room,” David whispers, bumping their noses together and slipped his fingers into Matteo’s collar. And Matteo quirks an eyebrow up but grins and nods. 

“What are you guys doing?” Sofia asks with just a hint of disgust in her voice, and David would feel a certain type of way about it if it wasn’t the fact that his ten year old just caught her parents making out in the kitchen. At least, trying to. They were getting there. Matteo will probably just tell him later that it was all their fault anyways. 

Matteo pushes himself away from David, and David wants to pout a little bit at the loss.  

“Did you need something?” Matteo asks. “You’re supposed to be in bed.” 

“I got thirsty,” Sofia says and shrugs. Weren’t they all, David thinks. Weren’t. They. All. 

***

They get a call from the twin’s school as David has one hand on Matteo’s ass and the other was unbuttoning his shirt where Matteo was straddling his hips on the living room couch because it was the middle of the day on a Wednesday and they both have the day off and finally- finally shouldn’t be interrupted, should get a moment in a completely empty apartment. 

“Hello?” Matteo asks into his phone as David bites at his clavicle. 

“Wait- Wait- What happened?” Matteo asks in a hurry as he leans away from David, and hand coming up to clench at the bridge of his nose. “Are you- No, yeah, yeah, we’ll be there soon.” 

David thumps his head onto the back of the couch, seeing where this was going as Matteo starts buttoning his shirt again and looking around for his shoes. “What happened now?” 

“Michael apparently got food poisoning or something, but he’s in been in with the school nurse throwing up for the last 30 minutes.”

***

David’s down to his boxers and Matteo is shirtless. And they’re rutting against each other and kissing with a little bit too much teeth. But David is already feeling a little bit blissed out because he’s got one hand down the front of Matteo’s pajamas, and Matteo is moaning into his mouth and pulling on his hair. And- 

And Matilda knocks on their door and tells them she had a bad dream about the monster under her bed again, and Matteo pushes himself away from David like he was a hot coal. And David has to keep telling himself, I love being a father. Being a dad is the best thing to ever happen to me. I love my children, over and over again as he digs the crown of his head into his pillow before pulling on a sweater to get Matilda back in bed. 

***

David goes away for two weeks to start filming his next movie, and jokingly asks Matteo to send him some nudes over the phone three days in, though he wasn’t really joking. Not at all.

Matteo says no. David isn’t really surprised though he sighs about it anyways, and Matteo laughs at his pain. 

The night that David gets back from his trip, the twins apparently have the flu, and the stress of it makes Matilda just randomly burst into tears at spontaneous moments because she’s sad that Sofia and Michael are both retching into various buckets and pots that they have around the house and also worried that she was going to get sick, too. Matteo has been carrying her on his hip for the last two days, trying to keep her from freaking out, as he’s been going back and forth, forcing the twins to eat soup and drink tea, even though both of them claim to hate it and turn their noses up towards the mug Matteo puts under their nose. 

Matteo takes one look at David when he walks in the door like he’s a saint and passes Matilda to him, saying, “Welcome home,” with dark purple bags under his eyes and promptly goes into their room and passes out face down, asleep in seconds. 

***

He wasn’t counting, but it’s been over 60 days- over two months- since he’s seen his husband naked.

***

“In the kitchen,” Matteo calls after David announces that he’s home, and David walks in to see him stirring some vegetables around in a pan and goes to curl himself around him and kiss at the side of his neck. “Where are the kids?” Matteo asks slowly, scratching at the back David’s head. 

David hikes him in closer. “I knew I forgot something,” David responds, and Matteo elbows him in the ribs. David pinches him in response and bites at his ear because his ability to keep himself together has steadily declined over the past few weeks, and his mantra of just be chill just be chill just be chill stopped working around day 24 of what David is calling the Great Interruption Streak. “They’re at Laura’s,” he answer for real. 

“Laura’s?” Matteo repeats, still stirring and not paying enough attention to the way that David’s hands were sneaking closer and closer to his waistband, and David wanted to bite him again just because. 

“Yes, you know, their aunt’s, your sister-in-law?” David teases. 

He doesn’t see it, but he knows that Matteo rolls his eyes. And David doesn’t really care because his hands were flat on Matteo’s stomach under his shirt, and he’s kissing a line down Matteo’s neck. “Got that, thanks,” Matteo says. “I didn’t know they were going there tonight.” 

“I called in an emergency favor,” David hums and turns off the stove to press Matteo back into the counter and then lean up against him, still sucking on his neck.

“Emergency?” Matteo asks, a little breathless, and pulls on David’s hair when he bites on his collarbone. 

“Baby,” David says into his lips, looking at him a little cross-eyed and feeling like he was on fire where Matteo was touching him. “We haven’t been alone together in months.”

Matteo laughs through his nose and leans in further to slip his palms over David’s shoulders, under his jacket, to push it off and onto the floor. “So you told Laura you had blue balls, and she took them in out of the kindness of her heart?” 

“With promises not to call unless someone was in the hospital,” David says and grins at the way that Matteo was pulling on his tie. “So knowing our luck, we got thirty minutes before that happens.” 

“Hm,” Matteo hums. “Lot we could do in thirty minutes.” 

[peralta-guaranteed]

do you have any supportive jake prompts based on what happened in “the golden child”

Cheerleader Jake!!! Always!!!

- even at the start of their relationship when the Santiagos were still figuring out whether he was ‘okay’ for Amy, and he was trying so hard to be good and likeable for them, he would 100% drop that and be the biggest Amy-stan if they were talking her down

- like obvs he'd join in with the friendly ribbing between siblings, aka Santiabros telling him all her embarassing stories and whatnot 😜 but as soon as the theme switched to more serious 'complaints' he'd be all "??? You're aware your sister is amazing tho right?"

- (which, needless to say, definitely helped them figure out that he was more than okay for her)

- also one of the big deciding factors for Victor changing his opinion about him - seeing Jake speak in nothing but positive and adoring / admiring ways about Amy even when she’s not there to hear it, at family gatherings and such... he can just see the hearts floating around Jake’s head whenever he’s talking about Amy’s accomplishments to some aunties who were busy scoffing at her being unwed and without kids or something else preposterous

- but also with Amy herself he’s 100% leader of her fanclub, as we all know from the show. He knows exactly when the Santiago family phonecall (weekly, attendance mandatory) is happening, half because he ends up crashing it too often, half because he knows afterwards she’s going to need some good uplifting if her mom or David have started another one of their tirades

- she’ll pretend like it’s all fine and they’re all saying hi, by the way, they missed you barging into the room with a burning pot like last time, but he’s already got the frustration-icecream out and defrosting. She’ll get some good hugs and a “what amazingly useless great thing has David done this week” and then lets her rant as much as she wants and needs, and she knows he (and Rosa) are probably the only ones who’ll not judge her for ‘hating’ on her brother so she really lets go

- he’s also the only one who’ll really join in and they just gossip / trashtalk David together while sharing some ice cream because if Amy gets amped up, so does Jake, and agitated Jake is snacky Jake 🤣

- and when it’s been really, really bad and she’s less frustrated and more teary-eyed he has a laundry list of amazing things she’s done, this week and this month and all in all together, and nothing David can ever do is gonna beat all THAT, Ames, and if your mom doesn’t get that I know your dad does, and your other brothers, and well, your hubby obviously

(- also that talking-to Camila got in the episode is def. not the first and def. not the last time Jake has done something like that. Especially when she’s pregnant and half her family keeps criticising ‘the way’ she does anything, he’s gonna flip a table telling them how amazing she is at dealing with all this stuff that he absolutely couldn’t manage, and how amazing she’s gonna be handling the baby stuff as well and if he hears even a peep about childrearing from any of them if they don’t ask for it first...)

[thealmightyemprex]

What are your top 5 stories/narratives, be they from a book, a comic, a movie, a play/musical/opera, etc? (Doesn’t have to be a specific book if it’s a story that has been told over and over if that makes sense)

Eros and Psyche/variatons on Beauty and the Beast (Painting by Jean- Pierre Saint-Ours)

I love variations of the inhuman lover story from Jean Cocteaus Beauty and the Beast ,to Prince Lindworm , to Guillermo Del Torros Shape of Water ,though this classic Greek story is my favorite version .Psyche is so beautiful Aphrodite sends her son Eros to make her fall in love with a monster,only to fall in love with her himself ,Psyche marries what she think is an invisible monster only to sneak a peak (Which she isnt supposed to) to learn her hubby is Eros ,Eros goes "BETRAYAL " flies off only to be imprisioned by Aphrodite ,Psyche does a bunch of impossible tasks ,but then sneaks a peak into a box of death and dies but not before Eros breaks free and has Zeus make her a goddess and living for eternity with her,happily ever after

The Odyssey by Homer

I considered the Hobbit for the strange Journey type stories,but I had to give it to the Odyssey . They wont all be Greek dont worry .To put it simply the Odyssey ,is about a soldier named Odysseus ,just trying to go home and....Things just dont go his way .He encounters a cyclops,maneating giants,an island of addicts ,a magic bag of winds ,multi headed monsters, sirens ,killer whirlpools ,a witch who turns people into pigs ,travels into the underworld and is stuck on an island with a very clingy goddess,before he finally gets home to battle a bunch of suitors who want to get with his wife

LAwrence of Arabia (!962),directed by David Lean

This is a narrative I like to call "Danger of beliving your own hype "(Also yes I know this is a real story but I am specifically talking about the film ) .Lawrence is a guy who wants to be a peace bringing hero ....Unfortunately real life politics are complicated, his superiors are shady , and he gets traumatised a lot ,going from idealist to blood hungry to just a broken man .I think it is a fantastic deconstruction of the idea of a guy who goes forth trying to be a hero or savior (I have heard the Dune novels do a similar thing )

Dracula by Bram Stoker

Going mostly from the book here.A ancient evil has come to London , and how a group of friends must come together to destroy it .The BEST Power of friendship story

Zorro created by Johnston McCully

There are many diffrent takes on the noble turned vigilante fighting for the people story ,from Robin Hood to Batman(Hell I am doing my own version,sans the noble part ) ,but Zorro is my favorite ,with my favorite ,due to him also being a trickster ,playing the fool as Don Diego de la Vega ,and dashing hero as Zorro,making fools of tyrants ..Favorite versions are 1940's Mark of Zorro,Disney's Zorro and 1975's Zorro

@the-blue-fairie @amalthea9 @metropolitan-mutant-of-ark @princesssarisa @ariel-seagull-wings @filmcityworld1 @lord-antihero @professorlehnsherr-almashy @marquisedemasque

[pollyna]

(wip?: past!mckirk but present & future!mckirk, side!nyota/spock/gaila, side!sulu/canonical hubby

mckirk au they used to be engaged: all the crew of the Enterprise doesn't get how or why Dr McCoy and Captain Kirk know each other so well when they barely talk to each other when they have to, let alone when they're alone. The shuttlecraft isn't the first place they saw each other but no one believes either of them when they say they used to be engaged to be married because it's too wild even for them who are going to explore the unexplored.

-

They used to be this perfect, young thing where Leo had aspirations and Jim's one was even bigger and they were both going in the same places so why not? Nineteen and the world in the palm of their hands, kissing at every corner in Leo's house and sharing peaches and cold tea, waiting for nothing more than two pieces of paper and then freedom. That never came. Not for both of them together and it would take years before their friendship could have that name, because what did Nyota see at the beginning? It was just a chapter of many.

-

Nothing really big or dramatic happend when they decided to broke up, like maybe, probably, someone would have tried to kiss Jim during a party because he was still Jim but nothing really came out of it? It was probably more the realisation of what would have implied going that far, together and being without all the support they had until that very moment. Leonard long hours studying and then at work, Jim projects and ungodly hours, a home to tend to at the top of everything and maybe, it was a little too much and they were a little too young.

(How it works: they sit on the same side of the table, the third week of their mission. Jim is tired and Leonard has the most prominent dark circles under his eyes everyone, but Jim has ever seen. Jim's head slips on Leonard''s shoulder, Bones even if he still doesn't call him that but he does in his head, and Leonard's arm around his waist, singing a new version of Sweet Home Alabama that says, Sweet Home Georgia.)

-

And the crew just doesn't get why don't try again when they're so compatible and they still have that something half of the people can only hope to find in a relationship. None of them really has an answer for Nyota's constant pesting, Spock's logical points of view or Hikaru's way of remembering years passed and now they're grown adults, doesn't matter how many times Leonard calls Jim kid and gets an old man back, because they're different people now.

(How it continue to work: Jim sends Leo a piece of peach pie, handmade and with fresh peaches in, the day of David's anniversary and Leonard has a medkit just for Jim and fills it with three different kinds of snacks with fruit and vegetables blend in because he knows he won't eat them when he's on an away mission.)

((Soundtrack: If it don't work out by Anthony D'Amato, Take care of yourself by Maisie Peters, Only place I call home by Every Avenue, New Constellations by Ryn Weaver))

[mrsdobrik]

The not wearing your ring was so cute!! Can I request you and husband David going to a party and you’re not wearing your ring because it needed to be cleaned and someone comes up and hits on you while David’s in the bathroomnand he comes out is mad.

Thank you!! You are cute!! 😉😉 Hope you like this!!

Y/n was holding her husbands hand as they stood together next to the bar for their drinks to be ready. David’s free hand was on her waist so he could keep pulling her close to kiss her time and time again. Y/n smiled against his lips and broke the kiss to look up at him. His brown eyes sparkled with joy as his long fingers tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear. 

“You look beautiful tonight Mrs. Dobrik.” He complimented with a smile. 

She rolled her eyes before replying “When are you going to stop calling me that? We’ve been married for eight months, I thought you’d have been tired of me by now.” 

“I will never get tired of you” He chuckled making her smile. 

Their conversation was then interrupted by the bar tender giving them their drinks and as Y/n took her glass David noticed a certain diamond and golden band were missing from her finger. 

“Where’s you ring, babe?” He asked, worried she might have lost it somewhere during the party. 

“Oh, I took it to get cleaned. I have to pick it up on Monday” She recalled. “Oh my god, try this. It’ so good” Y/n offered him her drink. 

“You love fruity cocktails, you always end up getting so drunk” He smiled and shook his head remembering some of her drunken adventures. 

“It was like... two times....maybe three” She rolled her eyes. 

“If you saw so” He pulled her in for another kiss. “I need to use the restroom, will you be okay without me?” He pouted a bit. 

“Yes David, I’m not five” She giggled. And with one last kiss he was off. 

Not two minutes had gone by when a handsome stranger approached her. 

“Hey gorgeous, care for some company?” He smirked at her showing off a perfectly white smile. 

“Sorry, I’m actually here with my husband” She giggled, finding the stranger’s attitude funny. 

“You should find a better excuse. There is no ring on your finger. My name is Matt” He insisted. 

“Well, hello Matt, I’m Y/n. My ring is getting cleaned and my husband will be back any minute, I’m sure he would love to meet you” She shook her head with a smile, thinking the whole thing ridiculous. 

“Sure, sweetheart. I’m sure he’ll be back any second now.” He mocked in a condescending tone as if he thought she was lying. “Meanwhile why don’t we get to know each other better?” 

“Because she is married” David hissed appearing out of nowhere behind the guy. 

“Hi honey!” Y/n smiled. Matt turned to face David and just said “My bad, dude, I thought she was alone” 

“Matt, you are a terrible liar! I told you I was here with my hubby” Y/n winked at him, having way too much fun. 

“Did you sweetheart? Then why are you still here, Matt?” David barked at the guy. With a grunt Matt turned around and left. 

Y/n was laughing and stood on her tiptoes to kiss her hubby. “I can’t leave you alone for five minutes cause the vultures fly down to take my place” David smiled shaking his head. Y/n could feel that he was still a bit tense but she got it out of him with another kiss. 

“They couldn’t take me away from you if they tried, baby. I love you.” Y/n beamed at him. 

“How would you feel about me buying you another ring for you to use when the real one is at the cleaners?” David said, half joking, half serious. 

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Chapter 4 – A new day

Synopsys: The name of the series is super random, don't mind me. Reader is a postgraduate student at NYU, made a docuseries on her research, and the show got picked up by Netflix. She goes on a press tour and meets Tom on a ‘chat show’. They get together and she decides to stay for a few days in London with him. This could be an amazing few days or more? It’s been interesting writing how they’ll deal with distance and tight schedules once ‘honeymoon’ is over...

Heads up: my first language is Portuguese, so that might explain some things here - of course, I wrote thinking about myself hahaha

Warnings for the series: mention of illicit drugs, angst caused by distance, smut (next chapters, very explicit), anxiety caused by paparazzi, and rude random people taking photos.

Other than that, this is just my guilty pleasure writing so lots of caring sweet Tom and fluffiness.

Chapter 1 - A new city

Chapter 2 - Show time

Chapter 3 - Unexpected texts

Chapter 4 - A new day

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A while after overthinking it you closed your eyes and next thing you knew you were opening them at the sound of your alarm clock. Shit. ‘Should’ve sleept more’ was your first thought but then you remembered why you didn’t. You checked your phone. There was one text from “Tom Holland”, you just loved the quotation markes there, they reminded you of the mess it was your first interaction.

Did he really just Google-translated ‘beautiful’? And are you really swooning over that?

You got up from bed smiling like an idiot and went to get ready for the day. You were getting breakfast with David at the hotel so you had to hurry cause the Breakfast show begins at 7. It was supposed to be a bright sunny (and hot) summer day, which you knew was rare in London. But it was still a work commitment, so you decided on pants and maybe you could change before going to wherever you were going with Tom. Tom! Should you reply to him?

Ok. Play it cool. Now, focus on why you’re here in the first place, will you? You wore capri pants, a t-shirt tucked in with a belt and some stylish shoes. It looked cool, you were comfortable and that’s the best we can expect in a situation like this. No one’s expecting you to show up ready for a red carpet or anything like that anyway. You texted David and he was already downstairs getting some food, so you just went to meet him.

“Good morning” You greeted David at the buffet.

“Someone’s in a good mood. Good morning” He was in a good mood too, probably cause you’ll be going home today. Your good mood had nothing to do with that. If you’re honest, that was a reason for ruining your spirit.

“Uh-hum” You agreed.

“So, I was looking and I think I can change our tickets. You know, for earlier.” He told you as you were sitting in a table at the corner and you couldn’t help but look at him like he was saying something absurd. “Ok, you don’t look so happy about it.”

“No, I was just hoping to see the city today. You know, enjoy it a little bit before going back.” As you said that your phone lit up on the table, it was a text from Tom.

“The city. Right” David smirked at you.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You laughed at him and smiled when you saw the texts.

“Is that ok?” You heard David talking.

“Hum? Sorry?” You were smiling.

“Gosh I can’t with you. I said I might just change my own ticket, would that be ok with you?”

“Oh yeah! Go ahead. I’ll be fine. I have all my flight info.” He looked at you suspiciously.

“Just…please be in New York next week? The meeting is on Friday afternoon”

“What?” You laughed. “Of course I’ll be there. Why wouldn’t I?” He just shook his head and laughed at you.

You finished your breakfast and went back to the room to brush your teeth and get your stuff. 15 minutes later, you were in a cab with David going to the Radio One studios. On the way, you snapped a pic to send him, you know, keep the conversation going.

You rolled your eyes at him but still couldn’t help but agree.

The breakfast show was from 7 to 10 am, but your interview was not until 8 am. So you and David just hang out in the studio in the meantime. “The first hour is mainly for music”, the girl that welcomed you guys explained. Soon after, Greg James walked out to the little reception and greeted you and David. “Hey guys! Thank you for coming! I’m Greg, nice to meet you.” He offered.

“Hi! Thank you for having us! I’m (y/n), this is David.” You replied and gave him a quick hug.

“Hey! How’s it going?” David said and gave him a man’s hug/handshake. Boys.

“So this is basically standard, since it’s a live interview, I like to ask if there’s any topic you want to avoid or something you’d like to talk specially about?” He asked you.

“Oh…I don’t know. No? Just…let’s talk about how great the show is so people want to watch it and we can keep making more” You laughed.

“And it IS great! I’ve seen it, really loved. Congrats!”

“That’s kind of you. Thank you!”

“No problem, so…I guess I’ll just direct it towards the interviews you did, you can tell me some funny stories? Awkward ones preferably.”

“You got it! I’ll give you my worst embarrassment stories, you know, for the good of entertainment” You laughed.

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A little while later you were sitting in the studio with Greg on the other side of the table. You told him about the show and some embarrassing stories as well.

“So, what are the plans now? Will we be seeing more seasons of the show? Maybe in other cities, London perhaps?”

“Well, I can’t say”

“Oh come on! Is Netflix the next Marvel on terms of keeping secrets?”

“No, I mean, I don’t know. I literally can’t say because I don’t know what the future looks like for us. It’s been so great to go out and talk about the show, and see how much people liked it but I’m kind of just enjoying while I can.”

“No! Don’t say that! They won’t let you get away like that!”

“I hope not! If they want us, I’m all in! I’d love to make 10 more seasons and in other cities, even! Can you imagine?"

“Now that’s more like it! Let’s make a deal, if Netflix don’t renew with you, BBC will take it!”

“Ok! Sure! Are you in charge of it?”

“No really, but that’s just a technicality” He laughed. “Alright, so we’ll play some music and when we come back we’re going to hear some unpopular opinions! Are you ready for it Ana?”

“Sure, yeah! I love the theme song, let’s do it!”

“Do you really? You listen to the show?”

“Yes! I really do, I’m a fan since when I was learning English! I genuinely love Radio 1”

“No way! Just for that, I’ll let you choose the next song"

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When the song died over it was time for the game.

“Hey! If you need a job, you can just come work here with us as international music sommelier, what you think about it?”

“Oh don’t even joke. That’s my dream job, honestly!”

“It’s settled them” The interview was going really well, and it was almost ending. “Alright, so our time is almost over. Shall we hear some unpopular opinions and send you all to the weekend with a pinch of wrath?”

“Yes please! Let’s hear them” The theme song started to play and you sang along. “Come and give us your unpopular opinion, something up to know you’ve been scared to say”

“That was great! And in the first try! You really are a listener!”

“Told you!”

“Ok so, first on the line we have Maya. Hello Maya? What’s your unpopular opinion?”

“Calling people bestie is cringe” The girl on the line said.

“Uh agreed” You said.

“You agree with her?” Greg asked you.

“Yeah. If it’s not ironically, it’s very cringe. Like calling your husband hubby”

“To be fair, most pet names are cringe” Greg offered.

“True, very true. Hey, love is cheesy. Nothing wrong with that. People in love are just not cool, have you ever met a couple that was genuinely cool?”

“No, I have not. Well, I mean…the Beckhams are cool.”

“Uh good one. I stand corrected. But can you imagine Victoria calling Dave ‘hubby’ or the other spice girls ‘bestie’?”

“Definitely not.” You guys laughed together, you were just being silly. “Good one Maya! Alright, next call is Kyle. Hello Kyle?”

“Hi! Flat watered down soda tastes good.”

“What?” You yelped. “Are you ok, Kyle?”

“And that’s why we call this segment ‘unpopular opinions’” Greg laughed. “Do you want to defend yourself there Kyle?”

“Not really, I just prefer it like that.” Kyle said and you and Greg laughed.

“You know what Kyle? You keep doing you. You might want to try some juice or iced tea, though. But you do you man.” You joked and Greg cracked up.

“That was great, I love it!” Greg said. “That will be all for today, don’t forget to check (y/n)'s new show this weekend and spam Netflix about how much we need more seasons!! And bring (y/n) to London Netflix!”

“Oh my god I loved it! Thank you so much for having me, I had the best time!” You thanked him. Music started to play and you took off your headphones. “Thank you, really. I was great!” You said directly to Greg.

“Oh don’t thank me! I really hope we’ll see you more! Come back always to promote the next seasons and projects!” He offered.

You got out of the studio and greeted David. “That was so much fun!” You told him.

“You’re killing it there ! Mission accomplished, finally! Are you coming back to the hotel or are you meeting with ‘the city’ from here?” He asked you using air quotes for ‘the city’ and smirking.

“I’m coming back to the hotel, thank you very much.” You rolled your eyes, but you knew he was just teasing you.

Chapter 5 it's fluffly london date and it was so much fun writing it, can't wait for you to read!