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Drew my Heinoustuck Retake version of Dave riding a trike and eating shit
Hehehehehe
I then proceeded to put it on my wall.
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I'm trying to tell people of mine I don't have any money for any missions or to escape or to run or anything this d****** Tommy f is in the way these people are happy beating each other to death I don't want to be them I don't think you should put up with this time of guy anymore this Tommy F guy has to go he's an idiot and he thinks people don't see him because of jolly go lucky f****** retard I don't have money to go to Arizona and I don't have time no I have time but I have no way of getting it back and I try to explain that this big long drawn out explanation that any little f****** kid on the streets of Calcutta can see and none of you can figure out the problem this big huge dick Tommy f is threatening the s*** out of everyone and he has is ruining everything is he has this military plan as a matter of fact Stan wasinski has the same dumb f****** crap in this idiot Trump has adopted the stupid thing with his Tower ships the stupid s*** head Tower ships okay there's not cases here there's too many and have armies and I don't think that the empire is going to get their plan off the ground to get me stuff and I'm not so sure that I want to f*** around with a REV trike or slingshot I don't like the idea and okay I saw it that classifies cuz he's rolling around for like a week
Zues Hera
What a pain you people are very stupid and probably not even there and he's right this this stuff has got to go you don't want to get him a vehicle he can fall off you don't want him to move it all you don't want him to go down to the park you're threatening the s*** out of him down there and he's getting rid of you using it he's getting a new review personally you have cancer is dragging you down there and we're helping him do it because we hate you Trump and your kid too we hate him that's the place you're dying it's the place you threatened to he's threatened to shoot him too and that's where you're dying of cancer and you ain't going to make it and just pseudo empire and a bunch of screwballs and they're going to get wasted by these other guys and what joy that presents good God but he's right this is a pain in the ass practically nothing is going to go forward we think are you people are disassone we think bja goes after Trump and things start to change cuz this Trump guy is a huge a****** and a stick in the mud and Tommy f gets pushed out by the pseudo empire those things have to happen or nothing's going to happen and we're going to sit here in the stupid swamp smelling the s*** everyday
Macs
I don't want to be a low life I don't want to keep going the way it is but I'm going to get attacked by bja and I won't do the right thing and I'm sitting in the job and everyone hates me and they're saying we said that already it comes down to it I don't think I should get him anything and what he says is no s*** I hear you say it every day you're a f****** real life moron and everyone's killing you because of it and you're giving up with your huge Fortune to sit there and do that stupid s*** and your fleece and your people and your computers and any ties to Dave or Carol you ever had and you have no power on Saturn and you're a f****** idiot. Well he says that it's not really a waste of time because it's true and I keep sitting here bothering him and it's true too it's not going up that fast but it's cancer and things aren't going well and it won't do the right thing who gives a s*** he says you said that for years the problem is you keep talking and you're a f****** moron every time you open your mouth you lose stuff so I do understand something bothering those two it doesn't do anything and keep doing it it says we know about your angle it's just like every other kid on the streets of Calcutta and he says get off the line you f****** loser tired of listening to this dog s*** this horse manure f** boy s*** f****** gay boy little p**** you little p**** you lose to a three year old child your p**** that's what you did you f****** ass p****
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