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The Cyanide & Happiness Show S03E01: Now That's What I Call Pain

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By Dave McElfatrick

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Going through the c&h randomiser and seeing some of the older comics from like 8-10 years ago I forgot how bad the cringy edge I thought they were even back then

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@Rob Den Bleyker on twitter tweets:

what drug should I get addicted to if I want an upward spiral

@Dave McElfatrick replies:

If you're a duck, viagra

@Rob Den Bleyker replies:

after 20 years of this you still managed to discover a brand new dick joke

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Comics on the Internet! Oh snap! Created by Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, and Dave McElfatrick

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Cyanide & Happiness: Crash Landing

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Everything sucks My perfect world ran amok And now I'm stuck... I'm sorry, God... I was dumb It wasn't you I was running from I was afraid of growing up afraid of feeling stuck That's why I ran away after I knocked you up I was a weekend dad now I'm weakened and sad I wanted to keep on livin' like I was an undergrad But now we've grown up Now we've moved on My perfect world's ruined The party is gone. Hey ...nothing is fucked... don't you see? As long as I've got you, and you've got me. Life doesn't go as we planned It's out of our hands Let's just throw the Earth in a fucking garbage can Everything's fine... if we leave Earth behind I don't need a world, if you can be mine

In my perfect world it's just you and me forever In my perfect world I can finally be free In our perfect world we can face it all together I don't need a planet If I've got my man it's the perfect world for me In our perfect world We can treat each other right That's right In our perfect world We can fuck six times a night Hell yeah~ With our love unfurled You'll never be wanting I'm wanting your body We'll have enos of bonding With bondage and cockring Now I've got an erection This time use protection But that dulls the sensation Now listen here, Satan Haha, alright, whatever~ We'll make our perfect world just you and me Hell yeah~

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Review: Cyanide and Happiness: A Guide to Parenting By Three Guys with No Kids

Review: Cyanide and Happiness: A Guide to Parenting By Three Guys with No Kids

By Cartoonists Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, and Dave McElfatrick, this parenting guide brings all the same crude humor fans have come to expect in a larger format especially focused on parenting. It covers everything from in utero kicking and adoption to cardboard boxes and Santa. While still keeping their recognizable brand of humor, it is also surprisingly deep at moments and the humor comes…

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Cyanide & Happiness: A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys with No Kids

Cyanide & Happiness: A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys with No Kids from @Boomstudios & @Explosm

Cyanide & Happiness: A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys with No Kids BOOM! Studios and Explosm create a not-so-perfect guide for every new parent in April 2018 Klaus and the Crisis in Xmasville variant cover by Frank Quitely BOOM Studios and Explosm are proud to empower a new generation of parents with CYANIDE & HAPPINESS: A GUIDE TO PARENTING BY THREE GUYS WITH NO KIDS in April 2018. In a…

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The Cyanide & Happiness Show presents: HumperDink University

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Cyanide & Happiness: A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys with No Kids in April

Cyanide & Happiness: A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys with No Kids in April #comics

BOOM! Studios and Explosm are empowering a new generation of parents with Cyanide & Happiness: A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys with No Kids in April 2018. In a collection of irreverent and outrageous comic strips and essays by the creators behind one of the most popular, longest-running webcomics of all time, cartoonists Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, and Dave McElfatrick combine all of their…

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15 Hilariously Inappropriate Comics About Relationships By Cyanide & Happiness

15 Hilariously Inappropriate Comics About Relationships By Cyanide & Happiness

Let’s start with the apparent – these may not be protected for work, they for positive will not be cute and candy, and a few of them would possibly offend you. However these comics are humorous. So humorous.

Cyanide & Happiness are simplistic, but participating comedian sequence created by the Explosm workforce – Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker.

The comics stand out with…

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Gen Con 2022: Master Dater

For Gen Con 2022 we checked out Master Dater. A game from the makers of Cyanide and Happiness.

  The funniest comedy shorts involving stick figures on the internet, Cyanide and Happiness have been around for nearly two decades. Averaging over a million views a day, the series was created by cartoonists Kris Wilson, Rob DenBleyker, Matt Melvin, and Dave McElfatrick, back when they were mostly in high school. First, as a webcomic that began in the mid-2000s, then later, as an animated series…

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my (actual) roommate is tormenting me by sending me this shit image description:

Tweet from Dave McElfatrick (Cyanide & Happiness), username @ daveexplosm, dated 28 July 2022, reading:

I want a sitcom where a guy has to share an apartment with the wanking nose guy from Slipknot and all he does is wank his big nose all day There is an attached image of a light-skinned man with short brown hair, thick-rimmed glasses, and a suit and tie. Next to him is Chris Fehn, dressed in a black jumpsuit and a black leather mask with a zipper over the mouth and a long, thin nose.

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ComiXology Originals Reveals Details on the Next Wave of Exclusive Creator-Owned Comics at Comic-Con International San Diego 2018

Launching Titles are Free to Read Today for Members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited, and comiXology Unlimited Members

Also Exclusively Available for Purchase Today on Kindle and comiXology

Goliath Girls Available in Japanese Same Day in Japan and Worldwide

July 18st, 2018 – San Diego, CA / New York, NY – ComiXology, Amazon’s premiere digital comics service, announced today the creative teams and titles for the next wave of comiXology Originals creator-owned comic books and graphic novels, during a press event today at Comic-Con International San Diego 2018.

The comiXology Originals debuting today include: Goliath Girls by writer Sam Humphries and artist Alti Firmansyah, Grave Danger by writer Tim Seeley and Mike Norton, Hit Reblog: Comics That Caught Fire by writer and artist Megan Kearney, along with over a dozen webcomics superstars and editor, Hope Nicholson, and Teenage Wasteland by writer Magdalene Visaggio and artist Jen Vaughn. Readers can dive in immediately: the books are free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited, and comiXology Unlimited and are also available for purchase on Kindle and comiXology.

Also unveiled at Comic-Con International were future comiXology Original titles to be released in the coming months including: The Dark by writer Mark Sable and artist Kristian Donaldson, Delver by co-writers C. Spike Trotman and MK Reed with art by Tish Doolin, and The Stone King by writer Kel McDonald and artist Tyler Crook.

Alongside today’s content announcements comiXology debuted a convention exclusive comiXology Originals 2018 Preview Book, featuring story pages, creator bios and behind the scenes process sketches from current and upcoming comiXology Originals creator-owned series. The comiXology Originals 2018 Preview Book will be given away at comiXology’s panels and during creator signings at booth #2547 throughout Comic-Con International, which takes place at the San Diego Convention Center July 18-22 in San Diego, CA. At the booth fans can also receive a limited edition comiXology Originals enamel pin, free – small quantities of the pin will be available at the start of each day, first-come-first-served. ComiXology will also be hosting 10 panels at this year’s convention and during every panel limited quantities of signed Savage Game Print-on-Demand books along with other giveaways to be given out to attendees. For the full panel and signing schedule check out comiXology’s social media and Tumblr.

“When we debuted the first wave of creator owned comiXology Original titles, we launched all five issues of the Superfreaks series in one day so readers could binge read the series at once. No one had ever done that before, and that’s just the tip of what we have planned,” said comiXology’s Head of Content Chip Mosher. “Today we are making history again with Goliath Girls which is releasing simultaneously in English and Japanese. Going forward we’ll continue to push the envelope with new ways to connect with readers. It’s great to be able to offer the over 100 million Prime members worldwide the opportunity to experience these great books.”

More about the comiXology Originals titles available now can be found below:

Goliath Girls  Written by Sam Humphries with art by Alti Firmansyah Monsters will rise, cities will fall...but best friends are forever! Zelda, Eunice, and Juliet are three best friends: orphans of the Kaiju Generation, and adoptive mothers to their own baby Goliath! For years they’ve searched for the elusive King of All Goliaths, the one fabled to bring the Forever War to an end. But they’re not the only ones on his trail. 

• 5-issue miniseries – available monthly – $2.99 per issue on Kindle and comiXology • An industry first: simultaneously available in Japanese same day in Japan through Amazon.jp, and worldwide • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com

Grave Danger Written by Tim Seeley with art by Mike Norton She is Grave Danger, agent of Headstone, a joint clandestine espionage organization that handles all unspeakable crime! [Unspeakable Crime- Illegal acts committed by paranormal entities such as vampires, witches, demons, and Frankensteins.] Agent Danger leaps into action from the suborbital Mourning Angel base, afraid of nothing! [Except getting her sneakers dirty. And heights.] [Also, her past.]. The first release from Daniel Alter and Jeff Forsyth’s new company Comix AF. • 5-issue miniseries – available monthly – $2.99 per issue on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com

Hit Reblog: Comics That Caught Fire Written and illustrated by Megan Kearney, edited by Hope Nicholson Hit Reblog: Comics That Caught Fire showcases the viral sensations of the webcomics world and the true stories behind their creators. Follow the ups and downs of internet fame, from IP theft to book deals, and all the trials of becoming an overnight sensation after gaining 10,000 reblogs in a single night. Learn about the origins behind the hit comic strips "This is Fine", "All Houses Matter", "No Take, Only Throw", and frequently-viral webcomics such as Owlturd, Cyanide and Happiness, False Knees, and Poorly Drawn Lines. Each of the twenty artists featured includes a biographical intro by award-winning comic artist Megan Kearney (Disney Princess, The Secret Loves of Geek Girls).

Hit Reblog: Comics That Caught Fire includes comics by webcomic superstars: Anelien, Joshua Barkman, Rob Denbleyker, Adam Ellis, Reza Farazmand, Nick Franco, Craig Froehle, KC Green, Ryan Harby, Maya Kern, Fran Krause, Dami Lee, David Malki!, Dave Mcelfatrick, Alex Norris, Branson Reese, Nick Seluk, Katie Shanahan, Brandon Sheffield, Shen, Kris Straub, and Zach Weinersmith, Kris Wilson. Edited by Hope Nicholson of the multi Eisner-award nominated publisher Bedside Press. • Collection 120pg – $6.99 on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Available for pre-order in print for $9.99 as a Print-on-Demand graphic novel exclusively on Amazon.com

Teenage Wasteland Written by Magdalene Visaggio with art by Jen Vaughn Smart-mouthed Ellie Tweed is the jerkhole new girl in school who falls in with the wrong crowd, who happen to have an explosive secret: they aren’t just jerkhole teenage girls with attitude, they are the Earth’s secret defenders! And Ellie’s their newest recruit. From the creative duo of Magdalene Visaggio (Kim & Kim) and Jen Vaughn (Betty & Veronica: Vixens) comes this action-packed series where after school activities include transforming into superheroes and fighting monsters! • 5-issue miniseries – available monthly – $2.99 per issue will be available on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com

Titles arriving in the coming months:

The Dark Written by Mark Sable with art by Kristian Donaldson After a worldwide cyberwar ends technology as we know it, a former super-soldier teams up with a biopunk to fight the rise of a biological internet forcing humanity to connect to it—whether they want to or not. • Original Graphic Novel will be available on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • A print edition will be available soon via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com

Delver Written by C. Spike Trotman and MK Reed with art by Tish Doolin When the door to a living dungeon surfaces in the tiny hamlet of Oddgoat, village girl Temerity Aster has two choices: abandon the only home she’s ever known to carpet baggers and sellswords, or carve out a place for herself and her family in the new and dangerous world of delving. • 5-issue miniseries will be available on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com

The Stone King Written by Kel McDonald with art by Tyler Crook A young adult fantasy adventure about finding who you are through taking responsibility for your mistakes, The Stone King explores the life of a teen girl thief, working to determine her future path but instead provokes a giant. • 4-issue miniseries will be available on Kindle and comiXology • Free to read for members of Amazon Prime, Kindle Unlimited and comiXology Unlimited • Print collected edition will be available via Print-on-Demand exclusively on Amazon.com

These titles join Savage Game an original graphic novel created by NFL player Ryan Kalil, written by Shawn Kittelsen, with art by Chris B. Murray, Elephantmen 2261: The Death of Shorty issues #1-2 from writer Richard Starkings, and artists Axel Medellin and Boo Cook; and Ask For Mercy issues #1-2 from writer Starkings and newcomer artist Abigail Jill Harding.

In addition, Superfreaks, a debut series from co-writers Elsa Charretier and Pierrick Colinet, and newcomer artist Margaux Saltel with all 5 issues released at once for bingeable reading, is available today as a digital collected edition.

Customers can enjoy comiXology Originals releases on a variety of Amazon’s membership services. Prime Reading offers Amazon Prime members a rotating selection of over a thousand top Kindle books, magazines, short works, comic books, children’s books, and more – all at no additional cost. Kindle Unlimited offers over 1 million titles, thousands of audiobooks, and select current issues of popular magazines for just $9.99 a month with a 30-day free trial at amazon.com/kindleunlimited. ComiXology Unlimited now offers over 15,000 comics, graphic novels and manga for just $5.99 a month with a 30-day free trial at comixology.com/unlimited. All titles are also available as individual purchases on Kindle and comiXology.

For more updates on comiXology Originals, check out http://comixologyoriginals.com and follow comiXology on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.

About comiXology ComiXology, an Amazon.com, Inc. subsidiary (NASDAQ:AMZN), is a revolutionary, cloud-based digital comics service. With content from over 125 publishers as well as thousands of independent creators from around the world, comiXology provides an unrivaled library of comic books, graphic novels, manga and bandes dessinées. The company’s first-in-class innovations include the exclusive Guided View technology which provides an immersive and cinematic reading experience and a new monthly subscription service. ComiXology is based in New York City, with operations in Seattle and Los Angeles. For more information, visit comixology.com and follow the company on Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr.

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